My niece said she doesn't know half of me half as well as she does...

My niece said she doesn't know half of me half as well as she does, and like half of me half as well as she doesn't deserve. What did she mean by this?

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She was trying to say she has a learning disability.

Jesus, what's with all the larping lately?

please post more of her
than we can help

I always took it to mean that of all the attendees, half of them are people he doesn't know as well as he wants to, and less than half of them are people who he doesn't like as much as he should.

It's a desperate cry for help.
You need to slap the shit out of her and have her make you a sandwich.
Only you can pull her back from the brink.

pic related is child model maisie de krassel.

She's saying she wants your D

>What did she mean by this?
She's saying she caught you jerking off

MODS

She is begging you to masturbate in front of her. She wants to watch you cum and eat it. Go for it.

It's a misquote of Bilbo from Fellowship of the Rings.

Fuck off bilbo

Who would want to eat cum? It's disgusting. Why females do it?

Dude Idk. People think that's what this is all about I guess

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It has electrolytes that bitches crave.

Did she really die? Was she hot? How old was she? I think they were in love.

She’s saying she sucks at math

I'm not sure if you're serious or trolling. Who the fuck would want to eat such disgusting thing just for that? You can probably buy stuff that tastes better and has the same content.

I think I just had a stroke trying to read this

Keep in mind this is how a lot of teens learn about sex. Our stories become their ideas of normal sexual behavior. Idk why people want to spin their mental porno's here though. Surely there are better places to go

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She wants the D
Are you retarded?

Or you could eat pineapple.
Makes your nut irresistible .

I thought she was like 10.

Adjusting my diet for a bitch? Isn't that a cuckholdery?

your niece is a 111 year old hobbit

It's a jumbled up hobbit quote

if so, she looks good

Is taking a shower?

More like A 10 amirite???!?!?!?!? Seriously though pedophilia is a broad social issue and we as humans need to realize that even what we do in private can affect others in society. Sexualizing children is a drain on all of us.

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I LOOOVE maisie so much I wish she can be my girlfriend

TFW no loli gf

>sexualizing children is a drain on all of us

[citation needed]

Would you put your dick into her mouth, user?

idk man.. how my niece and i went in this secret relationship...My niece and i were very close..1 time i accidentally sent her some amateur blowjob video through messenger... she saw it and asked me if i was into that stuff and i ask her why do you care? she then said i wanna experience that Can i try it on you.. the rest is history..

what intergal story?

It means she has been watching too much benny hill and the hobbit.

the last part
LOL

what age user?

she wants it

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L0L, he shut the fuck up after being baffled by this question.
Nice work, user.

> What did she mean by this?
..... quality 'shrooms

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Bilbo Baggins larp alert. You butchered the fuck out of that... might wanna delete and try again retard.

she meant pic related

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