Gimme waifus

gimme waifus

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Well if you're thinking of who i'm thinking of, am i right, is he the cutie
I'm just going to pretend i got the right one and he killed the thread

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I killed the thread u horse. Last pic was Mordred in a lily outfit.

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Ahhh... Now I get what u mean. I thought the image limit was reached. The thread just died cause it reached page 10. Nvm then. Guess I didn't kill it.

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still here

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That's right you killed it for not posting cute pics
So am i right. Tell me
Yo

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hello is this another astolfo or a new one?

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Guess it wasn't too hard to figure out.

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I want to drink but I'm out of cigs so I'll have to wait an hour till tobacco shop opens up.

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As far as i know i'm the third or the one after the better ones
It is. How adorable, can't wait to see them and tease them about it

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Well, there is your chance. Have at it stuffy. I'll sit back and watch the show.

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u are a horrible person

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>I'll sit back
You can't, you have to defend your girl at all costs natalie. Did we teach you nothing
Congrats tho
Am not, you know it's only in good fun

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>defend your girl
...
Your dad levels are spiking my friend. You need to dial those down a bit.

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My smug is stronger.

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Did you say... SMUG?

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Yea Boi

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NO son, you must take responsibility for your actions and act like a man. If you get her pregnant, YOU WILL SUPPORT HER do you here me
Your smugs can't beat my irl smug right now lewd jules

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this is so epic

>get her pregnant
I'll go back to germany and be killed by a random immigrant nigger if that happens.

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Hmm, Nah.
Smuggest here today.

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So tell me. What attracted you to my boy

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Who are you talking about? The straight Chad over here?

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today i'm early! no, wait, no i'm not..
okay, gotta go, bye.
>straight

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That looks angerey.

B-Buh bye.

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*autism noises*

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No son of mine will act like a defeatist. You'll protect your wife and child with your life
>Smuggest here today
Is me
Puzzled it out and had a feeling that turned out right. My irl smug could kill right now
>Who are you talking about
>Who
This floozy doesn't even know who they're dating. Kei save our son

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daaad.. uuhhhhh... love dad *more autism noises*

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Why do you think I asked you, I'm not that retarded to not even remember an SO name.
The reason is simply this not being a good place to let rumors and things run around.

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so when did you start posting?

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have a good day

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dawngewous

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Checked

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well done you did it
pardon

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Guessed you missed the build up. My bad. It was kinda outed what was what when you joined
Very cute
Good question. Started claiming some time 17 or so

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I think I did yeah, so fair enough.
And very cute yes.

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Hullo

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It's another Tomo!

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Think i was the only one out of the loop still, so...
Cute, but you're very lewd, so you better not corrupt my innocent flower of a son

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love the kind of woman who can kick my ass :^)

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Were you really though?
I have to be honest and say that I'm the least lewd out of the two.

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Hot damn

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like 2017?
Is this my tomo?

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is that made in a sex gaem?

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Found out nat succumb to globohomo few weeks ago, and he would never say who. Seen yui poke fun at him vaguely, so was left to fill in the blanks
I know he's quite lewd, i remember when he started posting. But i consider you the lewd one because of it being you and what you said about me
Take care of my boy
Ya 2017 somewhere around there i started claiming

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Yes we tomoposting in 2 shifts
no its my tomo

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I haven't posted in over a year and a half. It's always strange to creep in and see the same posters even after all this time.

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ah so you are the one I remember how you been?
well hello your tomo how are you?

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than get back to posting my dude

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Nou

Oh okay, I see how it went then.
I guess it's fair that you tried to uncover the truth~
But as far as I know it wasn't really only my fault to have them join this world, as they were already on it a bit by themselves, I basically just dug up everything.
And sure, how could I not treat them well.

Neat.

Things were changing constantly at the start but now it's pretty much always the same stuff.

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--ei

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I'm trying to search my memories and i'm not sure we've interacted before. Even when i user posted. Think you might of mixed me up with one of the better claimers. I know they faded out around then. Sorry. If you're still interested, i'm doing pretty well, nothing to complain, waiting for spring to end. How about yourself
He wouldn't tell me and i was curious so i pried. Apologize
I know he was with you and many apart of the crossdressing mafia here and with some hints leading towards it
He might act heard headed but he's a big softie, be patient. My boy is a good boy

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Oh I know don't worry, he's a lovely person.

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lol that's gonna be confusing if anyone has been replaced.
>Things were changing constantly at the start but now it's pretty much always the same stuff
Discord is a hell of a drug

Anyone remember me? I used to post from 2017-2018. I can't find any of my posts in the archive but I still rep the same waifu (as it should be)

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Monkey is a patrician waifu

Good, good... Now tell me... have you done the dirty

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I joke

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Ayy lmao, finally found my posts

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If you thought you'd get away without me asking jokenly about it you don't know stuff

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hi

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I guess you can call it like that.
And yeah I remember more or less everyone from the past 3 years.

Do I even have to tell you.

Hallo

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henlo

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looks like it

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why do you do you want spring to end
there has always been multiple claimers per waifu it's not that bad

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Yes. As his father you have to. Now give me all the dirty details like this is your bridal shower and we're sipping on wine an champagne calibrating your wedding
It's wet everywhere, still cold most of the day and night but looks warm. Spring sucks. Prefer winter

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hey jill, what's up

heblo, she shouldn't have a blade so close to her face tbh

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tomo-tomo

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tomo-tomo
tomooo
tomo

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ok I will agree with that winter is best season but spring is nice to lots of lambs around

Yeah, but I forgot which filenames are used by who

>I remember more or less everyone from the past 3 years.
You're not the Aussie Jill poster are you? Also I don't suppose you know what ever happened to the suicidal Sayori poster? I hated his attention seeking but I was always curious if he was actually serious. I remember someone paid (or offered) for him not to

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she never listens

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you'll pick it back up

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unfortunate

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Is not

Let's just say that I tried to treat him well most mornings but half of the times he was too sleepy, or I had work to take care of.
I'm having wine currently so that probably could work.

Just playing some MHW for now, sipping some tasty wine and spending a neat afternoon.
You?

No it me, Pasta boy.
Yes I do, he was serious because he had actual problems rather than attention whoring, after a while started getting things on track and just went on with his things.
It was Louise to offer them money hence he was also in need of it but he refused and in the end managed to fix things by himself, I don't talk to him as much nowadays but he has his issues like everyone else now, but still doing much better than those times.

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MHGU when
about to head out to work, lunch break almost over

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l-t

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>ok I will agree with that
>winter is best season
All i need to hear. All the other seasons can suck it. Winter is the most comfy season i think
OwO you are still the lewdest one. You nee to put more effort in as his wife
Finish that bottle off and give me more information, you lewd cute

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Waifu sleep

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u have no idea

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For now MHW keeps up its title for good honestly.
And have a good day at work~

I'm already putting in my effort, I'll do more when I'll meet with them again.
Only two glasses left, and I might disclose more information only in private and if I have permission from him.

The good sweet dreams.

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why do you avoid me?

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God I wish I had some good wine or liquor but I'm not supposed to be drinking. But it's nice to know Sayori user is still alive, and thanks for letting me know. No homo but it would be a shame to have lost those beautiful gray eyes.

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whats her naem?

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this is my waifu and i love her

sometimes you can't hear what she's saying because she's too far away but i still love her

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Then it's better this way, no alcohol for now.
I can get that, this said I might as well hit him up and see how he's doing.

I really like that sentence for whatever reason.

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that's a very cute waifu

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Oh my. My son what have you done
You're effort is good enough
>Only two glasses left
Yay
>I might disclose more information only in private
My one true weakness. Why would you hurt me so jules, i thought we were best girls
>and if I have permission from him.
You have permission as his father and blessing to take his hand

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Your rifle is the only waifu you need

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thanks, its just the truth. she's pretty bad at placing the microphone, or mixing audio, maybe both.
thanks, yours is cute too

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Kanbaru, she's lewd and cute; she's in the monogatari series. I'd recommend the first season (bakemonogatari) if you want. I'm pretty sure most people really loved it when it came out and it honestly has quite a few waifus that people still rep

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thanks, friend.
how have you been up to? what are you doing?

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i had a nice long sleep so i'm just working out the grogginess by waifuposting. how are you doing?
hello how are you today?

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Tired... how are you.

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Alright then~
We might be but that doesn't mean I have to share every single secret of mine with you, especially when I know none of yours.
Okay, then slightly more detailed, he gave me quite the hard time but I managed to pay him back as well.

Surely doesn't make her a bad person~

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cool guy
i'm doing alright. just chilling, waiting for class
it's always great to post your waifu. has she been up to much?

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Do you want money to be my friend ?

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A waifu I made it for me.

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but you already are my friend.
cute waifu

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Read it a different way

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i'm doing alright, did you sleep yet?
no, her clumsiness makes her even cuter
n-no... silence for a week, but that big video should be very soon!
cute, i like her asymmetry

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I smoked the dick

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no comprende
it's okay, my waifu has been theoretically dead for 7 years
gay

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>Then it's better this way, no alcohol for now.
I got this really nice cheese though. What else do you enjoy expensive cheeses with?

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Yep just woke up. Did you sleep well?
That's okay

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why do akari threads always leak here

Hello you
Hi yui
Come on, us girls need to stick together and share everything with one another to help each other out. Especially since so we're also bros
And since you called me a something before
OooOOOOoooo, what kind of hard time, did you make sure he paid up well

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why do user threads always leak here

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no it isn't. please elaborate
hello. how do you do? is weather nice?

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that's really sad, they haven't made an OVA or anything in 7 years?
that's good, yeah i just slept like 10 hours or something it was nice
hello hello, how are you today?

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Asymmetry?

Its okay
Sounds comfy. Any plans for today?

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I can see that being a good point, I remember you saying she cooks nice as well which makes everything better.

There's some fruit jams that goes well with certain types of cheese, but most of the times you just enjoy it itself with maybe some cold cuts to the side and a loaf of bread.

Oh please don't stick to the past now.
And alright, I guess I can keep you as a more than good buddy then.
Just a hard time to get everything in place, as for him it was just me not wanting to take breaks~

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well, i mean, technically i guess you could see it as less, but...
there's never gonna be more Yui...
i don't think it is.

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different colored eyes, different colored boots, etc
just work, what about you?
she cooks, but its really hard to tell what because you can't really see any of it. she definitely cracks an egg into a bowl, mixes it, and then pours it into a pan, so the prevailing theory is pancakes but it could also be an omelette.
i'm sorry, i hope someday they get a new season, toaru took forever to get a season 3, maybe there's hope

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going out for lunch with someone, but thats about it.

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Weather is cold but sunny and dislike it. How's thing on your end
I'm well. Day/night has been slow. How has your day been
I'll always remember it because it was funny reading the conversation between you two and you said i was the one bottom. So i'll hold it against you forever
I'll be your best buddy of buddies that ever budded for a buddy if you keep me
How sensational. My boy losing steam to my buddy. This i'll be kept a secret

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thanks for your reassuring words, friend.
i don't quite believe it but it's still nice to hear.
oh, enjoy that lunch!
yeah, about the same here. what thing?

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i don't?

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Hiya everyone, how's your day going?!

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are you going to sleep soon?

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that sounds nice, i hope its tasty
i haven't had much of one yet, but it's really cold so i had to turn my heat back on. i think its supposed to snow tonight.
you just need to up your delusion game, i believe in you

i have to run an errand really quick so i'll be right back

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stay safe

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no

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hi friend
why do you always join threads when i leave?
i-i'll try...
enjoy that errand!

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are you trying to fix your sleep schedule?

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I'll assume it's pancakes as your connection with her seems extremely sweet.

What's the point on holding a grudge if it was fun for you.
That doesn't sound very trustworthy though.
Hell, I was surprised of myself honestly what can I say.

G11 back from duty, glad to see you.
The Jules is just hanging around and getting ready for shower/dinner.

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I also have a nero outfit

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just a coincidence

no

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why are you staying up so long?

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>there's never gonna be more Yui
It's double edged, at least now they can't tarnish her. I mean Just imagine what Netflix would do with it if they got licensing.
>Will Smith stars in his new role as 5 different high school girls

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16 hours isn't long

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but your schedule is messed up now.

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if you say so fren. have you finished tomb raider yet?

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i-i'd like a version of K-On starring Will Smith

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no, that game is garbage
strangely enough, i'm actually enjoying it
garbage though
one of my saves got corrupted or something and i need to redo a 30 minute section

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how much longer until you are done you think?
hehe number

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THINGS, i meant things
Hello g11, day is has been slow. How is yourself
You just wake up take it. It's been cold here at nights had to turn the heat up at night or feels like i'm freezing to death. Am jealous you might be getting snow. Love snow fall
The point is i can hold it against you and poke fun here and there
If i keep things about myself a secret imagine how much i'll keep your secrets locked away. Didn't even name you without you know who's blessing and i still naming you slyly
Don't let him call quits, keep pushing

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who knows, around 10 hours
how is your grind?

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Emergency room claim

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taking a break. only around 15 hours left though so.... wooo!

...

there is this swedish girl who looks like saber irl. biggest crush ever.