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No YLYL - YLYL
Ethan Gonzalez
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Isaac White
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
Joseph Stewart
Blake Gutierrez
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
Jacob Perry
still no YLYL
Dylan Howard
Chase Foster
Alexander Green
Jaxon Carter
Jordan Evans
Adrian Bailey
Henry Cooper
Gabriel Ross
Colton Russell
Lincoln King
Juan Hill
Easton Diaz
Kayden Collins
Charles Jenkins
Jim
Carter James
Julian Myers
Zachary Clark
>mfw im the only one posting funny shit
Ayden Walker
Cooper Ramirez
Leo Jenkins
This finally got me holy fuck
Joseph Long
Easton Ward
Xavier Anderson
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Brandon Evans
Op. This aint bad.
Jeremiah Scott
Hunter Brooks
I can fap to this, especially the one in yellow
sauce?
Julian Fisher
man i cant even tell you how many times this has happened to me
i fucking hate it
Levi Ramirez
Dick.
And we move on.
Eli Richardson
Jacob Reed
Colton Nelson
All the good ones are mine
Jackson Ramirez
Xavier Long
Sebastian Ward
Ginger?
Samuel Long
Austin Davis
Samuel Moore
how do you black people think of these things?
Andrew Ward
Brody King
simpsons did it
Jeremiah Jenkins
best itt
Anthony James
James Torres
Kek'd
Josiah Robinson
What is this image from? Google says it's the weather channel.
Hudson Bennett
Is it possible to have a YLYL without racist propaganda?
We didn't send a comedian to interrupt Charlottsville...
Landon Rogers
Julian Bailey
Maybe you should'u
Jordan Reed
Nathaniel Rogers
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Bentley Nguyen
Samuel Gomez
Guess that had to happen.
Thanks!
Benjamin Smith
>Sarumna in the Shire after the fall of Sauron
Mason Adams
pissed i lost to this retard shit
Colton Bell
giNger.
Adam Diaz
https:\\discordapp.com\invite\vvftDyy
--ao
Lucas Wood
Leo Torres
Gabriel Watson
Jose Cook
Benjamin Cook
Colton Wilson
Levi Young
Oliver Price
Dominic Myers
Camden Russell
Brandon Harris
despite
Nolan Stewart
>quack quack quack quack quack
Owen King
>quack quack quack quack quack
Caleb Phillips
Adam Murphy
That's some J.K Rowling shit right there OP
Blake Rogers
Breastfeeding in public should be illegal.
Liam Morgan
>"im a flaming faggot and tits are gross"
James Barnes
Isaac Powell
Trips and one off for quads?
Is this win or fail?
Connor Smith
kek got me
Asher Baker
>"im an incel faggot who can only see tits irl if they are feeding some lil shit"
Henry Ortiz
Like you get to have an opinion on something like this.
Isaac Jenkins
Says the guy complaining about it
Mason Butler
i get tits whenever I want but if a woman wants to expose herself in public I'm not going to cry like a little toddler who is scared of cooties
Connor Wilson
If you saw tits on a regular basis you wouldn't care about a woman breastfeeding lol
William Price
>>>
> Anonymous 04/11/19(Thu)04:37:14 No.797137
Lost
Jacob Johnson
what
Leo Murphy
loooooooooooooooooooooool
Ethan Gutierrez
Is it from a game or something? Or a particular artist? Anyone know?
Parker Gutierrez
Bruh, that had "white autistic psycho" written all over it
Michael Morris
Never say never
Landon Murphy
is this supposed to be funny
Jack Collins
Daniel Wood
Lol'd
William Myers
This is really sad.
Angel Young
Noah Lee
Wyatt Wood
Is that Neil Gaiman?
Elijah Thomas
LOL
Matthew Walker
Bet that tickles
Ryder Miller
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB
Dylan Watson
Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Hall
Now that's just some good wholesome fun right there
Hudson Perry
Yes.
Juan Allen
Nicholas Flores
niice trick tho
Alexander Bennett
>mfw
Dylan Williams
i nearly pissed myself to the absurdity of this. Well done, user.
John Clark
Ian Hughes
Rehab? No no No.
Joshua Rodriguez
Why haven’t they been stopped?
Austin Morgan
Where does gay bacon come from?
Jacob Sanchez
Juan Roberts
More like this?
Logan Sullivan
Angel Sanchez
>1980 - 1990
uuhhh
Gavin Phillips
>soldier rub
yes you are high
Josiah Collins
There is. If you can’t succeed as a straight, white male, then you’re seriously at the bottom rung of the ladder.
Adam James
>activated
Bentley Myers
Lost
Ian Cooper
What point do you think you're making dumbanon?
Brayden Cruz
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means....
Easton Gutierrez
>edgy [blood used a lube]
>Reddit [bruh]
>underage [written all over it]
Checks out.
Alexander Jones
>arguing with a meme
Brandon Ortiz
There’s a few words in the post faggot.
Justin Gonzalez
lol, an example of the use of resources
Jacob Hernandez
i always chuckle at this one
Thomas Perez
Thank you user. We needed this
Jackson Martinez
God damnit that was quick
Zachary Anderson
nice
Jeremiah Bailey
Lucas Hernandez
so u want a medal or something for posting shitty shit
Charles Ward
strong table. must be not ikea
Oliver Hall
Lost
Ethan Collins
lool they so little
Anthony Miller
holy fuck, backstory?
Noah Lopez
fucking normie
Nicholas Bailey
Galaxy Note 9 malfunction and resulting nerve gas.
Anthony Bailey
what?
Gavin Phillips
Yeah, I've read that article as well, shit's fucked.
Cooper Kelly
Xavier Garcia
Oldfag brother, I see you
Asher Perez
Cooper Wilson
I read somewhere that this thing is 100 billion kilometers in diameter
Aaron Sanders
i love this one.
Jacob Rivera
Asher Ward
Landon Martinez
story? source?
Jayden Cooper
just googled this and didn't find anything
can anyone send a link
Brody Garcia
holy fuck
Nicholas Harris
This is not a you rage you losw thread
Anthony Ramirez
haha epic post dude!
Elijah Evans
Juan White
Create something original, instead of constantly copying that unfunny mess. You fucking mongrodiousloid.
Bentley Bailey
Lost
Jacob Miller
>Indubitably plausible tale begins:
>I am myself
>within the context of this story being aged ten and seven trips round the Sun
>alas I am the lowest of my social order, unable to gain the attention of the opposite sex and copulate
>in fact I have developed an aversion to the fairer sex beginning prior to high school, wherein a young woman played a disturbing ruse upon my mind
>now in this time I have a female sibling precisely one year younger than I
>she is greatly desirous of engaging in sexual congress
>she announces her intention as such, by way of planning a social engagement with a male
>myself and my progenitor engage a lively meeting to plan for the suitor's demise via gunshot.
>within no more than three diurnal cycles, the aforementioned sibling brings home the gentleman caller.
>in aspect he is gangly and thin, and his hair is not blonde and he wears spectacles
>he evinces extreme stress
>both myself and my sire explain to him that he has just entered into a tribunal and we shall initiate a legal hearing
>we talk for some number of minutes
>the gentleman and my sibling depart to attend the social engagement
>my father predicts that the state of being in which my sibling and this person enjoy each other's company shall be of finite duration
>sibling returns to the domicile
>explains to us that the time was entertaining
>within half a fortnight, my sibling tells me this gentleman had been previously intimate with a woman who attended the local university
>she anticipates that the gentleman may be interested in becoming reacquainted with this woman
>Seven days later hear the sibling and the family matriarch discussing
>"I am no longer acquainted in an intimate manner with this gentleman."
>imagine a photo of me barely containing mirth
>this information is related to my sire
>mirthful is his reply
>imagine my face upon realizing that my father had previously been able to correctly model his daughter's relationship and determine its outcome
Aiden Barnes
Chase Lee
Here you go.
Anthony King
Okay, J.K. Rolling. Make me a nigger faggot!
Cameron Wood
Austin Peterson
Sebastian Davis
Caleb Parker
William Flores
Easton Thompson
wat
Anthony Watson
Newfag
Cooper Ward
Brandon Torres
mysides.png
Landon Walker
Looks like someone let killer and killette and lil'nipper out on some asshole scoping the place out lol.
Jace Torres
Well played
Noah Sanders
the fucking nignog didn't understand what he did wrong
William Diaz
kek'd
Camden Jackson
I almost crashed my car you bastard.
TOP KEK
Nicholas Jenkins
Thats explains all the replies you're getting you vapid cunt.
Jeremiah Anderson
The gap is probably bigger now... welfare makes people dumber
Alexander Mitchell
looks like they didn't ban fire
fire deaths would be much lower if only we made fire illegal
Evan Ortiz
Owen Cooper
I’m not a huge fan of dogs but fucking kek
John Garcia
Nolan Nelson
Just don't steal, Then you won't have to worry about being eaten by someone's dogs.
Carson Thomas
Lost
Easton Long
bitch had it coming
Thomas Phillips
Camden Clark
Aaron Cook
He never said that.
Caleb Hill
Camden Edwards
Can I get a quick rundown?
Nathan Price
Lincoln Sanchez
Seriously where was this?
Isaiah Powell
Story to this ?
Oliver Cruz
savage
James Fisher
google ffs. how fucking lazy r u
Brayden King
What do you think about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he killed a cat with a brick.
Leo Mitchell
>Girl
Julian Sanchez
Christian Butler
Community Season 5
Gavin Jenkins
Teenage Wasteland
Leo Ross
Jacob Russell
Porn was displayed on a big screen by a student accidentally and teacher was embarrassed in front of the class bc he watch pornography.
Someone recorded the whole event and uploaded over the interwebs.
Source: the internet
Tyler Wright
What the fuck is that thing? Goddamn Europeans fucking suck.
Owen Hughes
Ever deal with a hungover raccoon?
Juan Powell
understandable
Ayden Wright
I got the impression someone switched out slides on the kid as a prank. That’s why the kid looked so confused.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Carter Sanders
Jonathan Gomez
lost
Adam Phillips
Tyrone: Aye Mike you think my slides r gud?
Mike: Where's the pictures of sex? How could you leave out pics of the fucking subject you're gonna talk about? You're gonna get an F for sure.
Thomas Howard
https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn
--dj
Nolan Rodriguez
Mike: Tyrone, is that the best you came up with? Here's my slides of last year, they got me an A. Just never ever tell anyone you got them from me or you're gonna get expelled.
Brayden Mitchell
Highly unappreciated
Isaac Rogers
Josiah Allen
can you explain that to me?
only thing i know is that some gymnast broke her 2 knees
Carson Martinez
Joshua Clark
snicker worthy
Lucas Ramirez
punched them dreads straight.
Easton Bailey
Watch the show Xavier renegade angel for context
Ryan Diaz
That Copy Pasta
Zachary Hughes
fuck the cameraman for not telling the guy to stop.
Colton Carter
what happened to Sandy?
Xavier Harris
So does stupidity in general....Time to Sudoku...
Jackson Anderson
Screw the guy got not being smart enough to know how to safely handle a real gun.
Adam Murphy
Hunter Jackson
Jack Hall
Isaac Watson
>It's the eye of the brown, it's the taint of the fight...
Michael Wood
Nick Sandcastle? He's in jail now for 50 years.
Jayden Thomas
This guy has some big balls, amirite?
Leo Gonzalez
Every single greentext on Yea Forums should be written in this manner
Nicholas Sullivan
having fought real live vicious dogs before, this poor nigger didn't know the secret, punch the top back of their head like a haymaker, if they don't drop like a rock they'll be so stunned that a second shot will completely drop them. If they are military or police dogs, double fist them one to the side expecting them to bight towards, it, while the other swings in full power for the knock out (from behind) punch. What's more, the dog you hit will wimper and collapse and all other dogs will leave you alone.
William Clark
slut
Henry Ross
Cooper Wilson
lol
Adrian Brown
Being this new
Hudson Hill
She low-key enjoyed it
Grayson Sullivan
Brandon Ward
Then get shot by the Police strong Man!
Gabriel Thompson
Dont get it
Camden Hughes
Paul stanley
Nicholas Harris
...
Cameron Butler
god i wish that was me
Luke Gutierrez
goddamn that was one fucking flammable nigger running up and down those stairs
Josiah Hughes
u have to be 18 to post here. hanger for abortion
Carter Gray
This never gets old
Juan Lewis
That's not funny. That's just sociopathic.
Kayden Davis
Spotted the newfag
Asher Bailey
And the cat's thinking "Bite out the windpipe while ripping open the belly... oh, no, hang on, family member."
Brandon Fisher
Doesn't matter if I'm new or old.
What I said is true.
Caleb Evans
Someone call a plumber, cause she's got a flood in her basement
John Jackson
Xavier Powell
Blake Ward
Mason Lee
Jose Nelson
snapping the neck is painless, i heard.
the problem is, what if you don't snap the neck correctly...
Dominic Jackson
Julian Scott
Sebastian Garcia
An oldie, but a goodie.
Oliver Morris
yes!
David Reed
Looks like OC 7 years on this board and I personally havent seen it before
Dylan Bennett
Ryder Lopez
Lucas Scott
reeeeee. two right hands. retard. reeeeee
Luis Young
It would if you knew where you were
Lucas Collins
Read that in Mickey's voice. Topkek.
Isaac Jones
This is an armor mod for fallout 4, right?
Hunter Gray
Biggest thing that bothers me about this is how this guy got the tattoo on his right arm even though the tattoo is of Mario's left. Just makes the whole thing that much more retarded.
William Evans
top kek
apparently stop drop and roll is not taught there
epic
Lincoln Nguyen
wheater reports final ability
Luis Baker
Benjamin Cruz
Wow you're right. I agree, there's a statistically significant difference between the cognitive tests of blacks and whites.
The next question is "Why?"
Oh you weren't going to do that? You were just gonna let a statistic like that hang in the air without further discussion? Fucking pathetic
Joseph Myers
>I didn't become a millionaire for doing jack shit
>I must have zero privilege
Nolan Moore
lost
Andrew Gray
Great cameraman. One shitskin sandnigger less
Andrew Jackson
Staged but fun
Chase Young
after all these years just now ive noticed the dude had a wedding ring
Ryder Bailey
Xavier Wood
why is that the camera mans fault?
maybe he didn't know any better than the guy who shot himself.
Ayden Ward
AMEN
Caleb Kelly
guy shot himself in the head.
Parker Murphy
Kayden Howard
You got me
Xavier Martin
Motherfucker
Jayden Hughes
summer came early this year, boys
Liam Williams
the only acceptable selfie stick
Jackson Cooper
reply
Anthony Mitchell
d
Ryan Gray
https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn
l-b
Aaron Barnes
amen
Parker Stewart
Asher Anderson
this one is my favorite post from the autistic spammer. he pretends to be anti-himself but always links to posts that dont have the guy he hates in them.
so he pretends to be making fun of himself as another excuse to post more autism pics.
but he does it so badly it just reveals his autism.
if you really hate this guy that Chadded your girl crush you should post his real info and not just edited public facebook pics.
Anthony Edwards
badn't
Jayden Ortiz
Yeah let's just Google. "people on fire" that'll help.
Bentley Richardson
Isaiah Cruz
Leo Thompson
Samuel Sanders
Juan Cook
u r an idot. just search the image u fucking dumb cunt. fucking useless biomass
Cooper Powell
Obviously fake
Joshua Gonzalez
Yeah.
>Titania
Christopher Jones
Eyedobook
William Clark
Fuck, I lost
Joseph Cook
The only time I'll ever laugh at this.
Luke Peterson
This is good stuff. I can see its ass while i masturbate inthe church
Nathan Lopez
Ryan Ross
300
Hudson Ortiz
You should duff him up.
Gavin Jackson
im pretty sure you got this on the wrong arm
Adrian Hall
AMEN