When’s the last time you had sex?
When’s the last time you had sex?
Ask ur mom lol
3 months ago. Some chubby chick I worked with. Still gets my dick hard thinking about it but I had to cut it off because she was annoying and kinda boring in bed.
Pretty dumb reason to cut your dick off, dude.
I don't see any other options though
Monday with my gf. It was very good
2 hrs ago,
about 12 hours ago with the wife
April 1st-nursing home
like with a resident? or with another staff member?
With a terminal patient
About nine months before you were born.
Hour and a half ago, she's infertile so I get to cum inside every time
Yesterday with gf
Terminal with what, dead yet?
adult onset Genetic illness that causes the loss of motor function typically die by their 40's
dead inside im sure
It's been like 3 or 4 weeks I think. I keep hooking up with random chicks, then fucking it up by drinking and taking too many drugs and they aren't cool with it.
How to find a girl who does drugs but isn't a junkie?
well, that fucking sucks. Hope you made it worth their while user
I like to think so user. She's a nice girl with shit luck, trapped by state healthcare.
This morning. Coworker will not stop. So horny this bitch.
August 21 2014
pic unrelated
7 hours ago
When i was raped by my older cousin
7 years 8 months
kek
Just finished
> how to find a junkie who isn't a junkie
are you retarded?
July 2017. I've jerked off plenty of times though.
never had sex
too anxious for that
I've taken up waifuism because waifus cannot hurt you
sunday
It's been about 2 years or so, I met up with an ex and fucked her in the backseat.
Prior to that 4-6 years.
I'd probably meet up and fuck her more often but with her having a child since the last time we met up makes things hard
1 year ago, with my girlfriend that I still date and live with.
Never had.
December 18, with my now ex wife. Last month has been rough.
I'll fuck you if you want
Tuesday, my sex life started 10 years ago and for the first time I used one more finger when eating a woman out.
It was after a fight and I kinda wanted revenge.
At first I thought she didn't notice, it was clean, started wondering if she hadn't been waiting for me to do this for the last year we spent fucking but she didn't say a word so I decided to keep doing it until she's pissed off or pushes it deeper by herself.
She kept moaning, got one orgasm, asked me to fuck her, I kept using my finger, true to my word.
She went loud and crazy.
After this second orgasm I said "you want me to do it again ? to eat you out like earlier ?"
She asked me why I wouldn't come, in fact I was rock hard and the only thing I had in mind was "I want to fuck her in the ass" but I didn't say a word, grabbed her legs and got back to work.
I kept licking after her third orgasm, forcing my tongue on her clit, grabbed her hand that tried to push me away with mine while the other was grabbing her ass with a finger stuck in her butt like excalibur.
I thought I heard her cry but then she said "please fuck me again, do what you want"
AND THERE I FUCKED IT UP.
I fucked her pussy deep and hard and came inside.
No anal this time. I know I said I didn't like it, I never liked it.
But now I want it, with her, and I kept thinking about it, I've been horny for the last 48 hours and I'm about to fap.
Sometimes she's alone at her workplace, sadly not today.
December 2017
How far gone is he/she?