Seriously i might go to jail

link them to this thread, that should help

They're gonna get that fucking DNA somehow you retard. It is difficult to commit suicide successfully in prison, quickly do it now before it's too late.

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>just had a kid
What was she, a vampire?

Send me luck /b maybe i can snake my way out of this

Don't be a fool and next time wrap your tool. You'll only have to worry about that when and if you get out of jail. You should focus more training your ass to be used everyday.

Identify as an underage. You're on Yea Forums after all.

I fucking love this

Timestamp her gaped pussy to prove you're real

How young is she is the real question? if she is around 17 or so you are not completely fucked however if she is like 12 then you are completely fucked.

Ye picked this one up about a month ago. Whoever created it is a mad genius.

That's legendary

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Im not with her i havent seen her since the "ordeal" and shes 14

Either flee to Mexico or enjoy anal sex in jail for 5-20 years. I think sentence will be higher as I’ve seen pedophiles like you who got 20 years sentence for driving to meet a child for sex in Chris Hansen’s show.

Now max your credit cards and flee to Mexico. Find yourself a nice laid back country in South America where no one can be extradited to USA. Life will be hard and you’ll have to do things you never imagined for money but it can be possible.

You had sex with a 13 year old? unless you were 15 or younger at the time you are completely fucked.

What was screwed above your window?

No clue tbh is someone elses i just moved in also i live in Canada

just kys.

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haha op touch a kid in the no no parts haha enjoy bbc in jail

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related?

The ultimate proof would be to tell us what City you live in so we can see if you actually appear on the news

ITT the worst made up shit I've read on Yea Forums for awhile, and frankly, that's saying something. On the other hand, it's possible you live in Poland or something because in any normal country, your ass would have been in jail about 30 days after the little blue plus sign showed up.

id rather not tbh but if i do ill post before i go

Maybe it's not just you? How underage tho cuz if there more than a 3 year difference and she's younger than 16 you oughtta think about your shit in jail

Leave the country now that u dont have active warrants

Racist cunt

Or if i go to court should i plead guilty and hope i dont get more than 2 years

You raped that girl.
You ruined her life.
How many false promises did you make her to convince her to part her legs?
How many lies did you tell?
Is she the first or have there been others? Weak minded girls, not like the ones your age, oh no, these girls are so eager to fall for your tricks.

You're subhuman, user.
You're a blight on our species.
An archaic primal urge that has no place amongst humanity any longer.
God failed you, and you have failed God.
Return to sender is the only way.

Personally, I hope you don't. I hope you have hope until the handcuffs clink around your wrist. Then they'll cheer. All except your mother. She will cry, and cry, and cry. You'll cry too. Oh, but only until you arrive home sweet home. Then the screaming starts. You'll be broken, one man at a time. Then several. Your teeth will be broken in, as to allow your mouth to open wider, and reducing chance of using your teeth. Your arms, repeatedly broken against steel bars and bunks, as you try to resist. Eventually you'll know better. You'll allow them to prey upon you just as you once preyed upon young girls.

I can't wait, user. Best of luck.

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>OP is a gay faggot
>This man is a super mega gay faggot

You should kill yourself. Not just in a Yea Forums sense like fuck jail and even 20 years later your still gonna be attracted to young girls it won't change you n you life will be fucked

I didn't rape her it was consensual

she just had one spontaneously out of the blue? think it takes 9 months for that to happen.

He never said rape faggot.

Prove me wrong that niggers get thrown in jail more often than whiteys I'll wait

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Well the whole thing happend in the summer and now she had a kid i only know cause my little bro told me and that's the last time i did anything with any under aged girl

They'll just wait for you to throw away a used cup/spork, swab it for DNA and come back with an arrest warrant for your pedo ass.

I'd just empty all bank accounts and buy a one way ticket to a no-extradite country like right now. Because good luck holding on to your passport after the arrest.

You're still fucked though.

Canada? Ooooh you fine. If u go to jail you'll only get provincial time unless u raped her. Make sure to offer people your papers because they hate rats in jail and they'll want to know your solid they don't care about shit like that unless u in usa. Ur welcum

Why does the frog dress like a clown now? Does he think he's funny?

i was sympathetic at first, but now that i know shes fucking 14 you deserve whatever is coming you subhuman fuck. Killing yourself before you get to prison would be in your best interest, because of how much rape and how many beatings you're gonna have to endure and you deserve every bit of it you slimy human garbage

>Seriously i might go to jail
Deservedly so, you degenerate.

Also addition op ask the judge for 2 years plus a day because if you go to the pen you'll get out in 1/3 the time. In Canada prison is easy

They need a warrant from a judge, so with probable cause they can get it. Probable cause means they have to be 90% sure you committed a crime.

Good job retard, hope you have fun in the prison showers

nigga u gay

If your life is already fucked there's only one thing to do. Start writing that manifesto.

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I'm not joining that if that's what you're expecting user

Do you guys even know how old i am?

I laughed so hard at this I don’t know why

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i hate this thread but this is funny

Here you go fam

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probable is 31 to 69 %

Im freaking the frick out i dont wanna go to jail i just started doing good for myself

No but can you just green text how impregnating this girl went down already?

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get help.

Bump cuz in almost shitting myself from laughing

This

Not gonna green text buut
We messed around on snap for a couple weeks then i went to see her we went to the beach we messed around in the water i pulled her bathing suit out of the way pulled the dong out and slipped it into those sweet sweet walls

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>i dont wanna go to jail i just started doing good for myself
you had sex with a child just 9 months ago that is NOWHERE NEAR DOING GOOD

BUMP

Ok

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OP here this guy is banging on my door am I fucked?

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HOW OLD WERE YOU, OP? THIS IS MAKE OR BREAK

Depending if hes the top or the bottom

You're an adult. You can't have consensual sex with a fucking child. You raped a child. You made your bed, now lie in it.

Underage. Girls. Can't. Consent.

You raped her. You should be put down.

>being this much of an sjw

*puke*

Frig off Randy. Shouldn't have porked the little shitgirl but now you'll be spending a whole lotta shittime in the shitslammer boy.

i am glad to have made you laugh

Waiting for OP to come out and tell us he's actually a 57 year old broke dude who masqueraded as a rich dude to fuck the 14 year old chick

Kek

I was 20 at the time

this.

>Being this much of a neanderthal.
Truly remarkable how stupid some of you can be.

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When you get in you might have to get naked in a room with like 20 other naked guys and the guards will look at literally every inch of you (even in your foreskin and asshole) for contraband.

If OP is American, he's probably circumcised. They'll probably just look at the tip of his dick since it's already exposed.

Jail's fine, don't let it bother you much.

That's pretty bad but it could be worse
Still pretty boned

Also, the fact that you got her pregnant is 100x worse

It was about this time that I noticed this girl was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleolithic era...

Hope Leroy bum fucks you

Cuck

is sexting with a 17 yo illegal?

DAMN YOU MONSTAH
WHAT DO YOU WANT

This. If you ever get a terminal diagnosis or completely fuck up your life, do us all a favor please.

If the age of consent in your state is 17 you can have sex with the person but you cannot possess sexual pictures of them because they have to be 18 and it's considered child porn. It's fucking stupid, I know.

I need about tree fiddy.

how would someone know if the other person isnt like a undercover cop? we just text sex not send images but is that still illegal?

Remember, the sex part is legal, so it's safe to assume planning to have sex over phone is also completely legal. Just don't be in possession of any of their pics to be safe until you research your local laws and find out

EDIT: well, not like a cop would send illegal pics for you to download in the first place... so I guess if you've already made it to that stage they aren't a cop?

That'd be like a cop handing you cocaine then going "HAH! you have cocaine! Busted!"

Oh yeah well I've secretly had HIV for 3 years and my girlfriend of 2 years (we have a 1 year old son) has no idea. Ive had it the entire time I've known her and she doesn't have a clue (nobody in my family does). I regularly nut all up inside her.

We all have problems, buddy.

yeah that made sense, and hypothetical question: If someone were to keep the photos, then that would be illegal, but if theyre deleted then you dont have illegal photos?

Please have a seat right over here