Name one meaningful thing midgets have done in the entire history of the world

Don't forget Willow

They have given me fap material...

McGyver's new boss before the interview.

Nothing in this thread is a meaningful accomplishment. Ever seen a midget brain surgeon, war hero, astronaut, etc....no you haven't, they're fucking worthless

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They fill people with laughter and joy.
That’s not nothin’, user.

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that show, little people big world

gf op, gf

Him and Verne Troyer, that poor bastard.

Lolipop guild

What about Jason "Wee Man" Acuňa?

Wrestling

Rescued Elora Danan from the evil Queen Bavmorda.

Built B-29 bombers for nuking nips

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why are you shitting on midgets bitch? What meaningful thing have you done in your life you dirty commoner

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being cute

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that thing is fake from head to toe.... and still ugly

i saw midgets serving as throw weight, it was good entertainment though

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midgets serve the important function of allowing you to falsely believe you aren't a filthy manlet

>commoner
what are you a british aristocrat?

Would fuck the shit out of a female midget if she's even somewhat decent looking. They're not easy to come by so I'd take any chance I got.

Midgets made up most of the cast in a movie I really liked when I saw it. The year was the early 80's and my parents had divorced in '79 with my mom dragging the four of us from Connecticut to California and I was not adjusting well at all. I remember it because we were poor white trash in a condominium complex. We had a hand me down TV; a 13"b&w box that I chipped a little piece out of the corner with a dart I threw in the house like a complete dumbass. I shared all that in hopes someone can relate in any way, and I've never told anyone because honestly, who cares right? Anyway so mom and 4 kids, poor, shitty TV and I'm a tard for almost breaking it. Then they have this free Showtime preview weekend, complete with the 12:30 am -3:30 am soft vote porn. With no scramble and full sound! I came buckets that first night, and being about 12 or 13 I'm sure many of you can relate to the weight of semen Johnny dumped that morning.

K so anyway the midgets in that movie I saw as I was coming down from a soft core porn rush was "Time Bandits". Say what you like, I liked it.

you r gay

There is actually a reality show about a midget husband and wife doctors. So yeah. I wouldn't want a midget brain surgeon, with their tiny hands they couldn't possibly operate with normal people surgical instruments. And honestly, if a midget was to try to special order surgical instruments for midgets, that suspicious little fucker would be v& af

this one gives me wood

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She just reminds me that vaginas stretch and girls lie. But id paint her insides white pile driving into her lungs and bottoming out her cervix like every single thrust.

True story... my general practice physician is a midget woman. She checked my prostate once as part of a physical. I know her finger is far too short to reach it, so I know I got fisted. Best doctor ever.

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Some midget's been telling stories about his life on Yea Forums for a little while. Got a couple of screencaps. I think they're both the same dude.

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OP what is one meaningful thing you’ve done? Are you as useless as the midgets?