>pull up to McDonald's >order a #2 small meal >guy in front of me had a coupon on his phone and held it out for the guy at the window can scan it. >he pulls off and I pull in > didn't have a coupon but I show the guy at the window a picture of my wife's titties. >the guy loved it and also got the dyke manager to check it out. >thumbs up all around. >I end up only paying for the sandwich. >balls deep
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It took me a while and at first I thought it was implying the audience is color blind. Actually it’s missing the text “Red” in the second photo
Nathan Jones
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me. >25 at the time. >Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him. >Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me. >Have a younger sister, 13 at the time. >My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist. >Announces that she's "seeing him". >Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >Few days later, brings the dude home. >Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead. >Visible shrimp dick. >My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom". >Discuss for a few minutes. >They go out. >Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny". >Sis comes home. >Announces it was "fun". >Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl. >She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back. >About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother. >"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious". >Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg. >Tell my father this. >Laughs uncontrollably. >MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.