Anyone under 18 want to be my gf (male)?

will you be my gf (male)?

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hmm i would but idk

oh, okay... i understand

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sure!

yay!
now what do we do?

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>gf (male)
>wanting traps in 2019
nevermind everyone wants a trap gf.

uhh... go on a date i guess YwY

watch out he's in it for "teh fun timez"

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whoa okay
do you wanna go to a coffee shop?

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sure! that sounds great!

okay i'll see you at 6

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Ok,i need to get dressed, call me when you get here UwU

okay!
i'm so excited!

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OP... If you're a pedo, you are straight up going to hell unless you repent. Turn away from all sexual sin and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and Savior

Get your pedo shit outta here

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>gf
>male

hmmmmm

THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY. OH MY GOD UwU

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This is GAY

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(hmmm, its almost 6, i hope they didn't get lost!)

Welcome to Yea Forums

MOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!

ring ring
help i'm lost

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Baybay.1 snap

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I think i can see you, im over here silly! *waving*

i see you! i'm coming over!

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MODS

I'm glad you could come! Ready to go? UwU

It's called RP retards chill nobody's getting raped

o-okay!
i-i've never been on a date before

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dont be nervous! We'll just grab some coffee, and then maybe head to your place after!

consider suicide

o-okay, sure!
uhm, here we are. w-what are you gonna get?

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hmmm.. ill just have a cup of coffee with 3 creams and 4 sugars... i don't like mine too bitter >///

oh, okay!
i'll have a... hot chocolate!

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*gently blows on coffee* thanks for taking me out! This is fun! I've never been on a date either!

y-you're welcome!
s-so, um, d-do you, um, like music?

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A-as weird as it sounds, i, uh, like lo-fi s-stuff... It's kinda dumb, i know >w

this is so gay my heart is bleeding

i-it's okay! i like that, too! it's very nice.
d-do you wanna maybe um go back to my place?

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S-sure! I'll let y-you lead the way!

Not related but i am a 29 year old man and im willing to trade photos or videos of me doing stuff with my penis and butt for steam wallet codes or dota 2 items (i prefer wallet) since i play dota 2 and i am 29 year old.

I am into anime and all that stuff too but i mostly liek the music.

Sure, just imagine how these people must look like in real life.

I too want one

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it's right over this way, in this apartment building!

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You'd be surprised at what I look like, honestly.

O-Ok!

I am also a 29 year old man and im also willing to trade photos or videos of me doing stuff with my benis and putt for steam wallet or dota 2 items, since I play dota 2 and i am 29 year old.

I am into anime and all that stuff too but I mostly like hentai.

God hates fags and pedophiles and fag enablers like yourself!

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okay, here it is!
it's not real big, but it's all i could afford

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i'm a girl (male) that could be your gf. thought i'm not underage. interested?

Oooh! I like it! So, what do you wanna do?

Only way you'd look good is hanging from a tree, you faggot.

Delete the spam before the mods see this.

Im talking for real tho, i have a 4 centimeter penis and 8 when its erect because it grew to small i also have some femenine manner i guess.

im willing o trade photos of me with timestamp for wallet codes or little videos for expensive codes, like masturbation video for 20 dollar wallet code and such

Honestly, i'd probably look fabulous no matter where you hang me. I'd go best with a christmas tree, tbh

huh....huh huh

uhm...
we can.. uhm... uh...
w-we can...

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how do you hang someone from a christmas tree

*gets excited/nervous* d-did you have anything in mind?

very carefully, like an ornament

Dude if you actually find a femanon that would date you, it will probably be a 200 pound buck nigger coming to fuck that boy pussy

uhm uh we uh
can we uh
uhm
do we uh
may we
um
have uh
um
uh
s-s-s-s-s-ehhhhhhh

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ok

sUDDenLy bILL cAmE oUt oF NoWhErE

you w-want to..to h-have s-sex?!

i uh well
when you put it that way
uhm you know
well i mean you know
well it's like
well maybe if you
well uhm
you uh
you know we
uh
you know...

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>bill walks over and says "wasle fasle I'm gonna fuck your asshole"
>I pass out on the floor

Can I be the cameraman?

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y-yes! Yes, l-lets do it!

What the FUCK AM I WITNESSING?

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this is happening so fast!
i-i
o-okay!
uhm...
h-h-how do i s-s-se... sex...?

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faggot OP larping with himself

None of your God damn business, I'm the cameraman here

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Tell me, are you talking to yourself op?

j-just...do w-what you think you should d-do to me! >///

I can promise you, i am not OP, i actually am a different person. I'd screenshot, but idk how to on this

HOLY FUCK

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o-okay...
c-can i do this?
*kiss*

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Nice quads

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i-i liked that!... T-that's a good place to start...

YOOOO I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE HOLY SHITTT

Now, look outside and you will see a plant, I want go apologize for wasting the oxygen it worked so hard to make

sowwy, pwant! UwU *nuzzles*

Fuck....those are some autistic quads, for shame you larping faggot.

nice trips nigga

Nice dubs

damn this thread crazy

So are you going to fuck or what, my boner is going away

s-so what now?

This thread needs de-railing

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fuck prod. seraph

Fucking check em
If dubs OP stops rp’ing

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FAIL
NOW CHECK EM

uhm...
w-would you like this?
*licks you*

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No dubs but OP still needs to stop

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While the faggots are rping let's rp shrek raping Dora who wants to be shrek or dora

Dubs or Trips and OP has fucking stop

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Alright I’m shutting down this thread

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Oh fuck, I wanna be Dora

ah! t-that tickles!

d-dont be afraid to do w-whatever you want!

:(

I got two 6s, it counts!

Waaaaa, too scawwy!

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Alright
>Dora got lost because the map was smoking crack and stumbled onto shreks house
That's were it starts

u-uh... l-like.. d-down there?
u-uh... i-i have to pee...

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here, l-let me help you get s-started *slowly starts undressing*

Hold up but I need a Shrek to fuck my Mexican loli pooper with his green nigga dick

D-dont be scared! It's okay!

Gay underaged erotic anime roleplay? On my Yea Forums!?

It's more common than you think.

Try knocking on the door for directions

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*Calls the police*

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uhm, uhm, uhm...
eeeeeeeeeeee i don't know what to do

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j-just..uhm... make l-love to m-me!... Dont worry about messing up, d-do what you think is right!...

Oi lassy what's wrong, come ogre here

Hola Cebada! Me and Boots are lost and the mean swiper stole my map

This whole thread is why Trump won.

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Well why dont you come inside my house, just mind the donkey

o-okay...
w-would you l-like this?
*licks you lewdly*

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I don't know Cebada, I need to be home soon!

ahn! t-that feels really g-good!

See

Ohh, just for a little while lass I'll help you catch that fox that stole your map lass

u-uhm, d-do you want me to keep going?

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Supwa dupwa s-sawwy
ch-chwooties everywhere!

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y-yes! I l-love it!

o-okay, what if i do... this?!

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ahn! oh, that f-feels great!

This thread is giving me a fucking migraine

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This is now a gore thread

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*Donkey enters* shrek you told me you would share little girl pussy if you caught one especially after last time

w-would you like it if i did this?
*lick*

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So are you just hibernating because I'm mid jack off right now

Ahn! I-im g-getting closer! I....I...I love you, user-senpai!

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P-please...i.. i w-want you t-to fuck me!

This, this is why two nukes weren't nearly enough

i-i l-love you t-too!
i-i love you!

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This is now a meme thread

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I-im cumming! Ahn! Ahhh!

S-stop or ewlse op-san, I down't wwanna use dis!

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I-im bout to bust you filthy whore

OP is faggot

ah! i-i! i feel so weird!

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user-senpai, i have to leave, im sorry.

Thanks to everyone ITT that hated on it, it was pretty funny ngl.

My alias is Spectre, so hopefully ill see you again senpai!

Still haven't heard back from dora

so i guess i'll reiterate—
anyone want to be my under 18 gf (male)?

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Fine nigger

wtf does this mean anyway
under 18 gf (male)?

a gf (male) under the age of 18

dwat's it, I'm cawin da powice wight now!

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Sure

...okay...im just going to delete the thread now...

...thanks for sticking around...

...bye

.

Fuck no I need to finish my shrek rp

What in the absolute fuck am I witnessing

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Victowwy prevails!

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Meme hell my friend

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Also can u pedos shutup thank u

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I don't know if your a bot but if not, would you kindly fuck off

evil thread

Wtf who gets that in their coffee

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