Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Well, it's not you on the pic, and this guy is a douche xD

GO AWAY NEWFAG

never thought id see this again

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top kek

good pasta/pic user

Good bait, but not good enough

Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!

Bro, I think you forget your 3000 confirmed kills in Vietnam and Siria

i'm also trained in gorilla warfare

WATCH OUT BROS THIS GUY'S TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE

Did your gf die in a train explosion?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

same

Shhhhhh. Homo.

that word offends me faggot

yes but he's found a trove of nudes that he's conflicted over sharing

Bro I don’t give a shit about you of how much pussy u get if you act like this irl you probably have no friends becuase your a complete dickhead. Also FYI I am very fit and work out 2-3 time a week I also play volleyball on varsity and I can kick some ass and I have also gotten pussy irl. I might sound like a chad but I’m also kind of nerdy I like anime and video games and shit like that I’m just trying to get through life and enjoy it by doing shit I want to do and OP I hope you have a nice day :)

Oh ya and that pic of you and your so called bitch google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZiv9xSle_1AHKForjWM-dpHU0I0Ul4592936FwT_1AB_1SFFXp2LH5lU8BkcroziDIhz7wqnWHYFNZKklxvyToZ1QMiWzwQybOK_1OGNzyDqgtYQMAZQrWalzObrNRgnWkYGzbkLJtsEUWs4_1Cffrn2UwPyj3PPPlYodUKJdDmXux-BbJu5elYDtoX4A4z08uy-4bqMNLn9eRyRShq2GVVQvykzIZGhpnfcDsUhlRyix30jRW_17b8rHqbSehLZ47VA8RID3KdnkTW3vnlNjBGPKeic2_1lZJEzuB0j9LQTRvGdDnukSEzevLAyE7gTeXuvXkZu_1yZPGf7ZV233vNtL_1LR4l4up3JTxw&hl=en nice try

been in that club my man where fingerboxes are king.

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