How do i get my neighbors dogs taken away and killed?
I tried reporting them years ago and never got anything. The dude literally never answered his phone so i just sent in letters complaining like fucking crazy. Finally the cops showed up once they shut up for like 2 weeks and then back to normal and even louder again
They literally sit outside my window and bark 24/7
>every day start barking at 6 am every day >every day >barking as late as midnight >any time it gets above 40 degrees out they sit outside literally 24/7 >barking 3 am all day long 7 am 5 am 6 am midnight 10 at night non stop non fucking stop >owners are dip shits know the dogs are loud retards build the fence right next to the road knowing they will be barking right next to 8 other peoples windows all night >dont care >run around the roads >attack other peoples animals >have bitten children killed cats >i have a small cat and my god damn annoying neighbor nigger dogs have killed my cats before >they bark and charge at the fucking road every time i walk by >every time i walk by i have some fucking loud bark from the shadows scare the shit out of me and it just fucking charges the fence going fucking rabid barking non fucking stop jumping all over attacking the fence freaking out
I am not going to jail to kill stupid nigger dogs the town needs to do their job and kill them
Jeremiah Davis
you don't get jail time for feeding a dog chocolate when you just think they'll enjoy a tasty choc treat
it's so fucking easy to drop a bar of dark chocolate on the sidewalk then kick it under the fence. what are they going to charge you with? you dropped a bar of choc, accidentally kicked it where the dogs could eat it, they had seizures and died, prove any intent to cause harm fuckos
You don't get them taken away and killed asswipe, it's not their fault. You get the owners to take responsibility. You can try harder at noise complaints with the local PD or perhaps whomever enforces local noise ordinances. The country Sheriff might be of help or file a suit in court.
How about you don't you piece of shit? It's a fucking animal and doesn't know any better. You do and you still act like a fucking ape. Man up, it's just a bit of noise.
meant it's not a cumulative poison, one good dose will knock the dog sick and if you're squeamish about killing the thing then it's an ideal solution. having a dog in a seizure shitting all over your house drops a pretty strong hint that someone is prepared to give you shit about letting them bark all fucking day.
Benjamin Walker
chicken nuggets with broken glass inside would probably work too
Open the gate and let the dogs out. The owners will get in trouble for them constantly being at large and get them taken away or get rid of them.
Your other option would be to get some brats / sausages, soak them in antifreeze for a couple days then drop them in the dogs fence.
Brandon Richardson
>antifreeze dogs love that stuff, apparently it tastes sweet so they'll lap up a whole bowl of it then want more delicious glycol to drink
Justin Miller
y'all remember shoveldog?
Eli Martinez
>how do I kill dogs without killing them
What a pickle you have introduced OP. Let me consult my big book of super secret ways to do things that no one has ever yet thought of or knows. Ah yes, it says right here that you are a faggot.
Wyatt Carter
The town laws state if they keep getting warmed the dogs get taken away I am just enforcing the rules
Bentley Rodriguez
They already do that on their own it’s a shit hillbilly town
Sebastian Jones
Then keep warming them
Jaxon Diaz
>how can I throw a temper tantrum in a way that will change a shit hillbilly town into a decent place to live
Kekkles
Charles Barnes
Well if they showed up one time they better do it again. And keep doing it until they come up in a van to carry them off to their death while I laugh
Easton Ramirez
Buy this. Stick 3-5 pellets in a hotdog, piece of ham, whatever they'll eat. Discretely feed it to the dogs. They'll be dead within minutes and the owners won't know wtf happened. Make sure they eat it all and leave no evidence.
t. Someone who has killed dozens of raccoons, cats, dogs and other pest animals with this stuff.
you've got two choices OP - do something yourself or sit round seething and beating your fists on the keyboard in a fit of impotent rage. no one's going to fix the problem for you, take some action and send the cornpone sisterfucker of an owner that he needs to control his idiot animals or they'll get offed.
James Wilson
The problem here is not the dogs
The problem is that you are a huge, enormous, massive, titanic, gargantuan pussy. A pussy the likes of which even the most seasoned of gynecologists have rarely, if ever, seen in the entirety of their careers. The kind of pussy this world seems once a generation at most. A pussy for the ages
>baawww, menaced by scawy pets because make scawy noise, take me seriously as a human being and not the subhuman omega prey animal I am
Kill yourself instead. There are no other solutions for you
