Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...

9/9 keked real hard

I did attend parties back in the day, but thanks to Tinder I'm able to relive my libido with teenagers yet again

Stop trying to radicalize incels you fucking idiot. You're going to get innocent people killed.

wat i have girlfriend
she likes the anime as meee

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

By your metrics, at least 99% of men would never get laid without an escort.
>protip; you're LITERALLY retarded

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If you reply to the troll, he wins.

Weak and predictable

Everyone who isn't a trucel isn't innocent you filthy normie cunt, all sex-havers should be sent to the camps as commanded by St.blackops2cel himself. Now gtfo my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It's ok to use this as a coping mecchanism.

Reported. have fun in jail incelscum.

Only an incel would come to this conclusion.

If there was some way to verify that I'm not a virgin by posting a picture of my dick, I would. Alas, there is none that I know of, and my word along with a recent pay stub is not enough to prove you wrong. You have bested me this round, sir incel

We are incels. Why do you think we're here?

I would throw a first-born in a hot furnace to have a chance of looking like this man.

>Reported. have fun in jail incelscum.

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Im none of those things, have had a few one night stands, one long-term relatonship with a 9/10 (she turned out to be fucking crazy toxic though)

Just improve yourself and stop blaming your shitty attitude on the world around you OP, do it for yourself.

I'd like to clarify, I'm 20.

Daily reminder you are an autistic copypasta reposting retard.Probably the kind of overweight dumb shit that spends his life looking at stupid shit on Yea Forums everyday.

Most incels should be killed, for everyone's sake.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Can you please stop using my pics on these post. I been getting random guys coming up to me and saying im a peace of shit

who would like to look like a faggot ?

>50 years old

You guys can use computers? Aren't you supposed to be playing Bingo or something oldie?

Absolute bullshit LARP.

op's faggotry is showing again

sage

Sorry dude. Your chin is fab tho

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have ever considered that your astonishing personality might be the problem?

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Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

>have ever considered that your astonishing personality might be the problem?

kys nigger cuckold faggot

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You know there are fat chicks right?

27/6'2. I've slept with 28 women. All of them 7-9/10. Still getting it regularly without a 7 figure income, or an extra 3 inches of height. OP is a faggot.

You're most likely larping, faggot. But nice flex.

>ITT: White knight cucks

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>most likely larping

Larping? I don't speak incel.

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

I got laid in December niggers

Don't speak incel. WTF is LARP?

ok OP, we get you're an incel. Im not even hot or shit and I have sex.

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Read

Get a haircut, don't be an autist, actually give a shit about how you look, and guarantee you'll get laid once in a year.

Easy

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>Reported.

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My dad was literally none of those things but here I am

>Get a haircut, don't be an autist, actually give a shit about how you look, and guarantee you'll get laid once in a year.

This is what normies actually believe

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You are naive if you think only this works.

Fun Fact: In our high school at the time that I went there, boys' basketball was the biggest sport. Even if you were only a bench warmer, you got laid. So, if you were part of the starting five you didn't even need to ask a chick out, you had your choice at the buffet. The top guy on our basketball team was something like 6'2" and straight out of a GQ magazine. He could've dropped out of basketball, become a male model and no one would've known the difference.

Turns out that he was flaming gay. He took a bunch of drugs. Flamed out of college. Flamed out of basketball (was supposedly kicked off of two college teams). Has been in and out of drug rehab for the past 15+ years. Saw a recent picture of him and he looks absolutely nothing like his high school days.

Makes me LOL every time I think of all of those girls fawning over him.

all these newfags not knowing a fairly common copypasta

Whole lot of faggot in this thread.

Have fun shitposting, and being a Yea Forumstard while I'm crushing fresh puss on the reg.

19, 130 lbs, 6', fucked over different 20 girls and probably had sex like 200 times soo

But you still have time to post that comment, right? Fucking normie degenrates living life on recruit difficulty.

imagine being such a newfag that you get all butthurt over a copypasta

Couldn't keep one of them around? Sad

>my entire life
Shit dude your childhood must have been weird

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

What type of person LARPs on Yea Forums?

*agrees in incel*

Don't you mean *tips fedora*?

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You guys are just faggot beta pussys who blame everything else except yourself for never getting laid

This

I was raped in the military and I'm 5'6". Hah! Wait ...

fucking kek

Average braindead NPC Thot.

I’m better looking , I win.

Was it by your superior or what

>ItS aLl AbOuT PeRsOnAlITy Br0

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This

By a sergeant yeah

I say OP needs to show us all what he really looks like. He never says that he's not a fat slob living in his mom's basement. He only says that if you don't look like a Greek god you'll be forever a virgin. I say OP is. Fat slob virgin eating microwave mac and cheese in his mom's basement. Prove me wrong. >Pro tip: you literally can't.

youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0

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Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

ok i disagree with op but this is a larp

Show us how you look since you're good looking.

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We're 100% serious. This isnt bait you faggot.

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Regardless of a man's attractiveness, wealth, height and a woman's career, wealth and standards, all it takes is charisma and being able to provide for them.
That's what a woman's DNA is programmed for: to mate with a leading figure (you can't fake that, you either are dominant and have character or you don't. Women can literally smell that, sense that aura) that is and always will be able to provide for her and her offspring.

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Dude it's not hard, drunk sexually pent up girls make things a lot easier. You just dont have to be a complete slob.

Ya'll are crazy, I was able to coast through dating just being 6' 3" and decently funny, despite being overweight my entire life. I've had 25 sexual partners before getting married in my late 20s.

I'm married and disabled.

Keep LARPing faggots.

as of this post, LARP has been used 15 times in this thread, 14 of them as actual replies, once as greentext