Why is porn from a hundred years ago so much hotter? post the oldest porn youve got anons

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Almost a dead ringer for the chick from Agent Carter, and looks like round the same time period too. Nice.

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She had great tits

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Very nice

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i got shit on the wall but no phone to take picture sorry user
ultimately redpilled

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Nice tits
Hot
Sexy want moar

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Actually the oldest known surviving porn in human history.

yo are we just fapping to dead chicks now

Sexy? It looks like the arse end of a roast chicken

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And?
Not like they're pictures from when they were corpses.

Little virgin you have never seen pussy

Because it wasn't a run of the mill occurence.

>you have never seen bad, worn out pussy
FTFY

That's a nice smooth ass

There you go. Just saw one. Nothing like the one in the pic above.

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She is fucking lush.
Do like a bit of hair on the bush.

Because you're an incel jaded on modern-day porn.

You found a cute little picture online still never seen pussy. Little man hang it up.

>Because you're an incel
Jesus fucking christ this word has no meaning anymore.

Fag do you want some also

I’ve seen the one in the pic above and other pics online. Nothing like it. Don’t know what kind of pussies you’re fucking but other anons here post these kind of vaginas so I have a proper picture.

I'm forty-fucking five. I've been balls-deep in pussy since 1988. That's honestly the ugliest snatch I've laid eye on outside of a shitty 70's porn mag

No, it has meaning; you're probably just jaded to that word as well, since you get called it frequently.

I've actually seen & been in fresh pussy fucknut.
Looks nothing like that worn out whore's. I'd bet you could stick your fist in there with little to no resistance.

> brags about being 45 on Yea Forums

weird flex, but ok.

Oh shit you one lying fag. Only thing you been balls deep in is some dudes asshole.

Everybody & their fucking mother gets called it.

>That's honestly the ugliest snatch I've laid eye on outside of a shitty 70's porn mag
this x 10

Poor little fag I found you a boy friend hes older

Because it came before silicone and botox and all that crap.

And their dogs

>it has meaning
Yes, it does, and Christopher Reeve was technically an incel.

Pull the dick out your mouth

Then this'll kill ya, my das was born when WW2 was still being fought, and I was born when both Chaplin & Elvis were still going strong

Dude you would be in your 70s or some shit no you wasnt. Fag fuck off with that shit. If you was that old you couldn't use a computer, wouldn't have internet, cant read cause back then they didnt do education, also you would either be watching some Andy right now or evening news.

Why so salty ? Is it your vagina or something ?

Wife pissed me off so taking it out on Yea Forumsros

>post the oldest porn youve got anons

What you're going to get is a bunch of 80s porn photoshopped into sepia tones.

You fucking brainlet cunts that use this word as a general insult have no clue that masturbation disqualifies you from being called celibate.

she must be 16

Give her equal rights and maybe a left or two.

>Dude you would be in your 70s

Do you even know how to subtract?

It is now 2019. I was born in 1973. Get a fucking calculator

You slow ? He is 45 now which would make him 15 in 1988 and 0 in 1973.
Idiot do some math!!
Of course he’d see 70’s porn ! I was born 1980 and still got 80’s porn and no we didn’t need to have a computer back then. Just lol.

You realize she's only 14 in that picture, right?

Probably about 20-22. They did like to paint their gals like porcelain dolls. I just like this pic because hee breasts are amazing

But yeah, she might be 16. They didn;t give a shit back then

Really I wouldn't count jerking off. Now someone jerking you off yes. But I never looked into the celibate rules. I guess I'm a good 16 hours celibate right now.

old pedo vs. 12 yr old fat queer

Simple nudity is not porn, and calling it softcore porn just makes you look like a retard.

She got a nice pussy ?

Proof
Cock licker I was not talking to you. Fucker said he saw Hitler. Bitch be making up 4chin stories.

Do you know how to come here so I can kick your ass?

>Fucker said he saw Hitler

You're a moron

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granny

those huge toenails

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Where exactly did he say that ?
Sorry bro but you’re using low level swearing words as a come back to what ? That you can’t even do math or read 4 lines correctly.

I've never gone more than half a day celibate.
Breaking my celibacy in this thread atm.

Mkay you don’t need to fuck her then. Kek

>rare old threesome porn
Nice.

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>That's honestly the ugliest snatch I've laid eye on outside of a shitty 70's porn mag
It's *from* a 1970s jazz mag - I should know, I stole the original from my dad's stash back when dinosaurs still roamed the Earth.

An amazingly large amount of pre-1910's porn is CP. Sadly the only people who have it (and are archiving as it's historically relevent) is the FBI

When would you assess this picture was taken?

truly disheartening

1890. Either French or early New Orleans. Prostitute contact card. Remmeber, early photography meant she had to sit like that for about a minute. Bert the photographer was having a right good ogle

Interesting. Was the prostitute contact card mostly a French thing?

Hot

>weird flex, but ok
go back to ræddit

come where?

>Cock licker
return to facebook

lol faggot

Weird fag. Fag off to reddit but ok

Kek

These have me wondering, what's the oldest depiction of DP out there?

youtu.be/59iIrhvS-q0

Op is a true scholar

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I'd like to know this as well.

Both, actually. When America was colonised by pretty much every country, the French hung around the NeW orleans area and made it their own. This was from about 1720 onwards. By the start of the 20th'century it was predominately USA-American but the French influence was very much prevalant, and held a lot of the same moral ideals. There's a still a French quarter there today, but the whole protitution thing has toned down a lot

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Wow. What faggotry in this thread. For us old folks one of these three "movies" should have defined something for you:

>Caligula. No doubt, if you watched this beginning to end as I did, it probably changed your life.
>Debbie Does Dallas. I think nothing needs said here.
>Behind the Green Door. Yup. Deal with it, it's way older than the other two.
>Also the first edition of Playboy featuring Marilyn. Don't care who you are, bitch was fine.

m.xhamster.com/videos/vintage-debby-westmore-1950-s-nudist-1700950

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>>>/reddit/

Broke ass nigger.

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yep.
broken as fuck

>weird flex but ok

Less whores less porn

Soooooo hoooot!

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Is that Anne Frank's head?

nudity=/=porn

ya pleb

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Nothing like buttfucking your bro in the Parthenon

Carrie Fisher?

Is that son of a bitch at a glory hole?

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hahahahaha

Fucking zoomer. Eat a dick, lil fag. I bet you listen to rap.

kek

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Sheela na gig

They used real cameras and film not digital shit, point and shoot and photoshop.

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The oldest known butterface

>Fucking past-niggers

Prehistoric CP

Forgot pic

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Butter tits make up for it.

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You sound like an Indian.

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she has 88 dubs tat'd on her leg

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This whole thread smells like pic related & cigarettes.

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>Why is porn from a hundred years ago so much hotter?
It's not. But women generally had more feminine rather than slutty appearance.

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Is that Groucho on the left?