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Hello my Scottish user!
I don't think this is really Tay.. Why couldn't she at least hint it's her, by dropping a clue. What could it hurt her image to be known?
Hello my catanon, how are you today ;).
tay in the box
I've given a big hint and clue by declaring who I am. I'm not going to back it up further than that because my image would be damaged badly because the public has a negative perception of Yea Forums. You have to understand that even the smallest thing can get blown out of proportion and have a long lasting undesirable impact on me and the companies I associate with. Also I like to come here and be myself while still retaining a certain amount of anonymity. The more people doubt who I am the better it is for me...
I'm great. I'm just starting to make dinner.
Very nice and will it be tendies for you tonight or something not as special ;)
>also don’t think he will be happy with that blurb lol
Tayto.
Do you watch porn Tay? If yes, what kind. If no, why not.
I'm pretty sure Tay doesn't lurk, or post, here. It seems that it's 2 anons, that chat here. I'm not entirely sure that it's not just 1 user, role playing and chatting themselves.. Likely the Tay Drag Queen, who has role played so often, he thinks he's her.
I'm making chicken with prosciutto & parmesan tortelloni!
I don't watch porn regularly. But I've seen one or two in my lifetime ;) Nothing too extreme. Pretty vanilla stuff by most people's standards I assume. But don't forget I lurk Yea Forums pretty regularly so I know whats out there :)
>Do you watch porn user? If yes what kind? If no, why not?
It's 2 anons. One is a Scottish user the other is Taylor swift:)
Checked for drag queen tay and her weekends.
simple test. if you're really tay, but want to maintain user status, post something on your social media. something innocent, like: i love squirrels.
a keyword or phrase that anons here will recognise, but you have plausible deniability
for the record, i really do hope its really her. tay would be based.
No I am getting jealous that sounds awesome. Was it a busy day today?
Sure I watch porn. Not all the time, but frequently. I like BJ porn; blowbangs especially. Some gagging and runny mascara is always hot!
Do you masturbate whilst watching porn, Tay? Do you masturbate often, in general?
By the way.. You have the most perfect cupid's bow! It's THE arch-type.
Posting any hints on my social media is too much of a risk. Especially now that you brought the idea up. I though about it before but it really is too risky.
Very busy today. How about you?
Sounds like you're the type who knows what you like in porn :) Isn't masturbation the point of porn? I don't masturbate often, I don't want to sound stuck up but I don't need to if you know what I mean...
>thank you I try to keep my lips looking perfect at all times :)
So we're to believe that Taylor is the kind of person who posts on Yea Forums, and whilst posting, she's posts gifs of herself.. That is either fake OR extremely vain! My guess is fake.
Tay Tay, do you shay shave the vajayjay?
Would you hate me if I told you, I took the day off. It was really sunny here so had an easy day off it with the ninjas ;).
So you have sex often? With a steady guy, FWB, girlfriend? And IF so, why don't those folks blab about it?? Some signed NDA?
Ever experimented with a girl??
ever regret turning away from country (which you were good at) to teeny pop? basically being a knockoff miley?
When you play/buy a guitar; what matters more: tone or looks?
When you play electric guitar, do you like pedals?
Have you ever worked with Brent Mason? Michael Rhodes? Shannon Forrest?
let me tell you a love story, ready for it? speak now. you know it all too well, from the time you were fifteen you've been gorgeous, delicate and with a sense of style. now you're 22 you belong with me, it's my wildest dreams. everything has changed, there's bad blood, you're mean. I knew you were trouble, but look what you made me do. I dod something bad. ah well, i'm out of the woods now. i don't wanna live forever. but im in a safe space. wish i could go back to december and just shake it off. this could have been our song, but all im left with in this cold blank space, is teardrops on my guitar
Sometime I do, sometimes I don't...
>dubs!!
You deserve it! Did you do anything special?
I have no complaints regarding my sex life. I'm a monogamous person who doesn't like to have sex just for the hell of it with whoever. Folks don't blab because there's a certain level of respect. No one wants to be blabbed about so they usually don't blab about others.
I didn't turn away from country. I'll always be a country girl at heart. With pop you can reach a more international audience.
Tone, I do like pedals and I've worked with the 3 of them!
That's one of the cutest things I've ever read!
Britfag from yesterday btw
>why thank you.
Nothing to special, had a day at the park and a picnic with the ninjas, I’m now just being lazy wondering if I will take tomorrow off as well ;).
Based.
I'm a session musician in Nashville as well. Nice to know you know those cats! Brent is the baddest!
I'm in Hendersoville area
If I were lucky enough to just kiss your perfect lips, I'd blab it from the mountain top!
I would eat Tay yeast bread, patent pending?
These threads always seemed shilled.
>picnic with the ninjas
TOO CUTE!
>wondering if I will take tomorrow off as well
.............do it
They're a lot of fun to work with! How long have you been a session musician?
I'll have to remember to never kiss you then ;)
No shill, just hanging out with anons...
Been session for 12 years, guitar. Still nowhere NEAR Brent and some of those cats; they ain't human! I can't complain though, I get paid to do what I love; play guitar. I really would like to work on a session of yours; then we would meet and fall in love, happily ever after!
>dubs decides it.
It kinda was, it was pretty fun too actually and it looks like I am off tomorrow now as well, thanks ;).
Also.. Why no telecaster Tay?? That's THE country guitar, and I don't think I've seen you play one. For shame! This. Must. Change.
There's nothing better than getting paid to do what you love! I'll...umm...keep you in mind for the session work but Joe would be crushed if you and I fell in love happily ever after. I could never do that to him :(
What will you do for your day off tomorrow?
I'm very attached to my Squier Stratocaster...
You can afford a REAL tele! Come on Tay..
I'd never wish misfortune on anyone's telationship, but IF things didn't work out, I'd love to love you.
I think we will go on a little shopping trip tomorrow if it’s nice, little ninja is starting anti ask about “fancy” clothes. Don’t know if I should be proud or worried ;).
Taylor, have you thought of dying your hair something different anytime? I want to see something new on you.
It's not about the money, I just really like my Strat!
>are you trying to sell me on a guitar?
A shopping trip sounds nice!
>You should be both proud and worried :)
You didn't what I did in pic related very recently?
It does actually and will let me teach her how to be /fa/ and not /trampy/ ;).
>I am every day.
Any movies for you tonight?
if i may: why would a multimillion selling, beautiful, talented pop star spend time sperging out on Yea Forums with anons?
not meaning to sound mean, but don't you have a social circle and friends?
>most of Yea Forums doesn't. we're all social retards
As always, think I’m going to watch the rest of the scream movies tonight, last night was good. How was dinner
>busy night tonight for you ;).
I've been lurking Yea Forums for a very long time, user. I do have a social circle and friends but I still crave the raw degeneracy that is Yea Forums ;)
>some of the best people are on Yea Forums as far as I'm concerned!
Dinner was very good!
>very busy! ;)
>nice dubs!
Sounds like it was, any plans for tonight or will you get to relax a bit?
>some of the best people are on Yea Forums as far as I'm concerned!
I’m going to take that personally my catanon ;).
We love you Tay
I'm just going to relax and get some sleep in the near future.
>I hope you do
Are you Pr3pp3r Chan?
>that poor mouse
Are you still here?
That’s good to much awesomeness can take it out of you, saw the other thing today. You are a special kitty sometimes aren’t you.
>;).
Everyone is special.
where'd you go?
always here. i lurk. i don't have fuck all else to do
This is true but sometimes you go above and beyond and that’s extra special in my books ;).
I remember you from the last thread. I forgot to respond to you yesterday and I forgot again today. I didn't mean to I don't know why it keeps happening. I know that you're going through a scary time. That's obvious from what you typed. Do you live in a warm climate?
A lot of people would do the same thing if they were in my shoes.
nope. southeastern uk. it's cold enough out here tonight i can see my breath. but it's a roof, and it's safe. so there's that
Yeah, they sure would but a lot of people who can don’t and that’s what makes you different. Take the compliment you done a good thing ;).
I figured it was probably cold if you were in the U.K., I should have phrased my question: "Is it warm in your shed?"
>can you see your breath in the shed?
>thank you :)
there;s a small electric heater, and i have a couple of blankets, so i'm ok, thanks for caring.
Taylor Swift's pussy stinks
oh good. it's that guy again
Get a job!
i have a job. pissing you off merely by existing. i'm employee of the month
Tay has perfect toes
>that’s better my catanon.
You definitely brought a smile to my face today, thank you ;)
How much are you getting paid for that?
i get paid in lulz and sweet salty tears. the rate varies
Enough to make soup.
Is Tay bread gluten free? And does it come in whole wheat? Or multi grain?
Do you spend a lot of time on Yea Forums?
Aren't they though ;)
You're welcome :)
Taylor, do you like big black cock? Are you shallow and/or narcissistic asf? Do you believe in a higher power? Whay do you think of this existence? List your top 3 life moments.
more than i should. usually just shitposting and taking the piss out of Yea Forumstards. it passes the time, especially at night (2am here) as i have chronic insomnia. have slept 4 hours out of the last 48
I like my boyfriends cock. I might be a little bit of both at times, it can be hard to know for sure. There's gotta be something going on up there we don't fully understand. This existence has been pretty good to me but not everyone can say the same. 1) Moving to Nashville to start my career in music. 2) Buying my first house in Beverly Hills 3) Meeting Joe
I'll bet you're a pro at taking the piss out of them by now. What's your favorite thing to shitpost?
You know stuff like that makes me smile ;) but the big question is...is it more craziness tomorrow or just normal adventures lol.
generally i'll lurk around waiting for some fag to say something stupid, as a typical brit, i don't seek confrontation, but apply a dry wit and sarcasm. generally just for the keks.
there's a few recurring threads around here lately that require immediate Spider-manning however.
fierce beard-game
>>Spider-manning
found the cancer cell...
What separates Joe from the rest? Also, list your top 3 goals in your future.
found the pedo who gets butt hurt when his threads get a visit from the friendly neighbourhood web slinger
Just normal stuff but it'll probably get hectic. I might need a few days off again :(
Which threads do you sling web in Mr. Spidey poster?
Even though you rolled dubs I can't answer that question because the answers will expose me. 1) Help as many as I can. 2) Become an EGOT 3) Take over the world.
I've seen plenty of Spooder moaning in regular threads, just because someone didn't like the topic.
thread derailment tactic
usually if a thread has devolved into petty shit that belongs on /pol/ or elsewhere, or has some creep posting underage pizza, there will be forthcoming Spideys. quickest way to kill a thread and keep the catalog moving.
That aiin't me. i use my powers for good.
Name up to five (5) people you care about most in your life. Only one of them may be a nonhuman creature. Also, what do you love most about others? What do you dislike/hate most about yourself?
Yeah you probably will but will you take them, maybe another cheat weekend for you ;).
>you will definitely need one after this bread.
Keep up the good work!
1) my mom 2) my dad 3) my brother 4) my boyfriend 5) my cats... I love everything about people (except the bad stuff) I just like others in general... I can't think of anything I dislike/hate about myself, I'm pretty comfortable being me...
A cheat weekend might be nice. What would I do with myself though...?
Last questions for you from me. What happens after your time on Earth is up? Did you know that earth is an anagram for "heart"? What do you think of Eminem's latest diss track?
Taylor Swift isn't real.
I have no idea. I did! I don't pay attention to negativity if I can help it.
You know it would be and no doubt you will deserve it. Nothing at all and eat cake obviously what else is there to do or maybe play jame Bond dress up ;).
Looks like the quads mean cheat weekend for me!
>there will be cake
Must be nice to be rich enough that you don't even have to deal with negativity. I bet you have an assistant for that.
thick skin user. Hakuna Matata and all that. People are pricks. Doesn't mean it has to affect your day in any way if you don't let it.
(britfag btw)
I swear on my life. If you're not Taylor Swift, then you're the best damn imposter I've ever observed posting on Yea Forums. If you really are Taylor Swift, then best of luck, you optimistic slice of heaven. Good night, Tay!
The repeating numerals know best, Philly cheesesteaks and cake for you all weekend.
>will you and the boy be baking though ;).
If you are already doing ok in life, that's easy to do. If you're already being kicked around and another decides to join in, that could send you over the edge. If you know what I mean. Fuck the lion king.
I deal with negativity in my life everyday. I don't deal with the negativity that doesn't involve me.
>Nor does my assistant
Goodnight user! I honestly can't say because it's a secret ;) shh
haha what is negative in your life? Couldn't get that perfect lyric down in your private studio? Or you could decide which diamond earrings to wear?
Happy weekend ahead for you and don’t worry I will keep your secret.
>as always and how it should be sorry, enjoy the cake & c ;)
i'm about 75% convinced she's genuine. just wish there was a way to know for sure that didn;t mean doxing
Hur dur. The numbers don't lie!
I was thinking more along the lines of the nasty comments I get on social media and the misguided things some people do to get my attention or the horrible stories I hear about happening to my fans in their personal lives..I've been dealing with the return of my mom's cancer among other specific things I can't get into on Yea Forums.
>thank you my Scottish user :)
Well cancer has taken a few of my family memebers already. Probably part of the reason I am on here talking crazy BS. As far a "nasty" social media comments go, you are here, you should have built up an immunity already. How many of your fans do you actually help? Or do you just feel sorry and worry about it while you make tons of money off of them?
i can vouch for the fact she's helped me with her music. and yes i know that sounds extremely beta faggoty
>You’re welcome my catanon, some secrets are not to be shared ;) also happy Tay is best Tay.
what would you listen to if she never made songs?
heh. my usual taste is symphonic or speedmetal. Halestorm, Dragonforce, Stratovarius.Rammstein. Tay is a guilty pleasure.
Shut the fuck up faggot.
Hey look everyone! It’s ONE GUY having a conversation with HIMSELF on a thread. Every fucking night this same loser keeps posting the same pics and SAME comments to himself.
How the fuck do you even function? Does your mom plead with you to get a job?
Stop talking to yourself shithead.
How has a guilty pleasure helped you?
as they say on reddit (as you well know) *citation needed
If your mom has Cancer you should look into the work they are doing with Cancer Vaccine injections in places like Mexico and Cuba.
sometimes it helps to remember that there's a bit of light in the dark.
So then you know the impact of cancer. I've grown an immunity to nasty social media posts but it doesn't change the reality that they're negative. It's still dealing with large scale negativity. It's not one or two negative posts a year, it's maybe 50-100 or more every hour...I help as many fans as I can because I do feel sorry that they're in bad situations from time to time and it's not just one or two fans in a bad situation a year, it's hundreds of more fans with new horrible situations arising every day on top of the ones I came across since I've started doing this over a decade ago.
>Scottish user makes Tay happy :)
>Tay is a guilty pleasure.
I love fans like you user.
Thank you for the advice.
Yeah, then you go back to reality and realize that the people who are in the same class as TS, don't care about the public and only care about us as sources of income to keep their families wealthy and in power. Most modern music is nothing but bullshit mind control programming to get people to buy something.
Nobody made you become a famous singer and create a humongous fan base. You have created your own negativity when you "chose" that business. You should have expected that to be quite honest. But if you do help actually help people, that is the right thing to do. It's hard to say if I came into that much wealth how generous I would be. I have been helped, but I have probably been screwed over more times than I've been helped. I do not care for most of society just due to the fact that most of it, just wants what I have. But then again, I'm talking to THE REAL TAYLOR SWIFT right now. I should feel so lucky and blessed :-/
>I try my best and I’m glad I contribute to your best form. Think you know how you make me feel ;)
jeebus dude, you seriously need to lighten up. everyone does what they need to do to survive. celebrity or not we all need to put food on the table. you sound a lot like my nephew who has Aspergers. are you on the spectrum user?
I have a severely fucked up, living-in-a-shed life, mental health problems out the wazoo, and still manage to stay (mostly) positive.
if you were any more acidic you'd dissolve your keyboard. chill dude
Takes all sorts. metalheads, edgelords, teenies et al.
not convinced it's the real TS, but taking the opportunity to sperg out at her anyway. bravo user you stick to your convictions.
You don't live in a shed. I do.
IT IS WRITTEN only 1 (one) user shall be permitted to dwell within a shed at any one time.
>logic fail
This shit is making me pretty uncomfortable. I get angry from time to time. I am not being allowed to succeed.
ill never understand people who dont find her hot, shes fucking incredible
>and he will be know as the sheddian and be lord and master over all that lays at the bottom of the garden.
not being allowed to succeed user? feel free to vent to a stranger on Yea Forums, we're all fucked up here. maybe your friendly neighbourhood Britfag can help?
kek. my fuckin sides. this actually got me
Yeah, real funny.
Nobody did. I became successful because of my fans. Without them I wouldn't be where I am today. I do care about them. There are a lot of things I do anonymously as well. I knew there would be hurdles when I chose this career but don't forget I was still a girl when I started not a full grown woman. Negativity hurts no matter what the circumstances are.
>It's hard to say if I came into that much wealth how generous I would be.
You might surprise yourself
>I have probably been screwed over more times than I've been helped
I'm sorry to read that I really am
>I do not care for most of society
I can tell
>just due to the fact most of it, just wants what I have.
You not entirely wrong
>people who are in the same class as TS, don't care about the public
You are wrong about this
>Most modern music is nothing but bullshit mind control programming to get people to buy something.
You're 50% right about this
How do I make you feel my Scottish user?
>still manage to stay (mostly) positive.
That's actually really brave maybe more than you realize...
No. Because I know you don't give a shit, and I am not going to satisfy your curiosity about things you couldn't even help me with.
Seriously, i am henceforth the Sheddian britfag
Empathy is a thing fella. being 100% sincere here. if i can help, i will
Must be nice to have those contacts that could get you into the big time. That doesn't just happen to everyone. I have met many very talented artists. What did your parents do for a living when your were a young girl getting into the music indus? Did your parents buy you lessons, Instruments? Or did you learn at a public school like the rest of the kids with plastic recorders?
Help me by sending a pic of your shed.
>nice dubs to watch me squirm ;)
Erm...A mix of emotions my catanon, mostly happy, also excited, surprised and lucky when you show up in a bread And a little proud when you pull some shit ;)
it's 4.14 am here. i'm warm, and i'm not getting up and going outside to take a pic user. Also, i fail to see how that would help in any way
>Troll detected
>Ready burn protocol
for the record, i'm getting fed up having to click pictures of buses. been the last 6 captchas in a row
That's what happens when you lie, user. You don't live in a shed. Only I do.
then post a pic of YOUR shed user
I asked first and God knows I am telling the truth.
It was very lucky of me to have those contacts. It doesn't happen to everyone. There are countless musicians with amazing talent who haven't become successful for so many different reasons. My dad was a stockbroker and my mom was a mutual fund marketing executive. Yes I had lessons and instruments and plastic recorders in school too.
I'm really lucky to have people like you who feel the way you do about me. That's why I keep coming to these breads you bake!
>also to watch you roll dubs too!
then God also knows i am. but since she's not here to verify either of our claims, how about you stop being so toxic?
i'll tell you what fakeshedanon, i'll take a lovely pic of my domicile tomorrow in the light, you do the same and if there's a Tay bread tomorrow we can swap pics
there will be a tay bread
>Stockbroker
>Mutual Fund Marketing Executive
It's almost like they work for companies that manipulate money and keep the rich and powerful, well, rich and powerful.
>fakeshedanon
There you go again with your own toxic stank. I can take a picture whenever I want. But why would I do that when nobody else will prove anything in this nut house.
*sigh* i'm sorry snowflake. what would you prefer to be called?
>i can think of a few things
Even a Daoist has limits to his patience.
>i can take a piccture whenever i want
Marvellous. you go first then.
yeah,... not shit. this thread is the most embarrassing thing ive ever seen. you fucking neck beards obsessing over these celebrities that are for children and teen girls is just the worst lol.
kys
Teller of truth works for me.
Aww you’re too cute my catanon thanks but we have already established we are the lucky ones, especially when you come to these breads. Thank for that ;).
>I do like to feed you gossip.
Just follow through with your original plan. Post it tomorrow in the tay thread. Unless my plan has worked and I have eliminated future threads.
>Troll confirmed
>Disengage
more than happy to
unlike some, the ridicule and derision of others really doesn't bother me.
mfw i sit here for 20 seconds looking for a bus in the captcha and it wants bicycles
Apologies to Tay for hijacking your bread with this.
Sheddian Britfag
>her bread
She has enough, she needs to share.
They do have good connections I can't deny that.
>feed me all the gossip on your birthday...
So do you think you deserve the fame just because your parents know people?
If I couldn't sing or play any instruments and if people didn't enjoy my music then I wouldn't be where I am regardless of who my parents knew.
>If I couldn't sing or play any instruments and if people didn't enjoy my music then I wouldn't be where I am regardless of who my parents knew.
You are not Taylor Swift tho.
>you maybe lucky, I just might have some gossip that night ;)
also I don’t worry about gossip, I worry about taking it to far (not just with you).
that is an extremely trippy .gif
jury's still out on that one
>You are not Taylor Swift tho.
That's the spirit!
>tell me all the gossip :)
It's a good thing we're on Yea Forums then...I doubt you can take it too far my Scottish user. There's really no limit...it's only Yea Forums you know...
Spirit f-fingers?
You're very clever I'll give you that...
Clever was the little fellow,
Lived in a shed that wasn't yellow.
Claimed to talk to Taylor Swift
Started out kinda pissed.
Day and night is Taylor bread
Wish OP would put a bullet in his head.
Always Taylor it's no lie
Stick a needle in your eye.
>I will can’t let the kitties go hungry ;)
Oh believe me if there is a red line in usually about three feet over it...even if it’s only Yea Forums. I’m actually much worse irl than I am here surprisingly ;). It’s just weird typing some stuff out lol.
I'm going to steal those lyrics and put them in my next album. You'll only hear them if you play the album backwards though.
>It’s just weird typing some stuff out lol.
That's because you're seeing it instead of just saying it ;)
I want royalties. Help your fan out. I need another shed.
Your are probably right, although it might be that I can take thirty seconds and what I have of a filter kicks in ;).
oh. such a funny and witty chap you are, taking your keks from other's misfortune. i bet you were a right popular chap on Reddit.
Newsflash buddy. nobody likes a bully.
That must have gotten you into trouble over the years!
But I really do need another shed. How long you been living in one? I would say it's been about 5-6 years at least for me. Now what say you?
don't engage the troll buddy. Fighting the stupid is a lost cause. they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.. I nearly engaged him in a battle of wits, but then realised he was unarmed.
Sheddian Britfag
Would you care for some iocaine, shed fren?
You have no idea my catanon. It’s got me out of more that’s it’s got me in though so it’s kinda cool. Also my real friends are good with it they just tell me to shut up or fuck off when I do it ;).
I'm guessing it's an endearing quirk! I'm of to sleepy land. Will you be around tomorrow?
Sometime it can be they know what they are getting. Ok night night,Yes I will be here not sure when though. Will you be?
...maybe....
...I guess I will need to hunt for you then ;) sleep tight.
Taylor, get naked soon