If they got this first-ever picture of a black hole why weren’t they able to sharpen it so it’s not so fucking fuzzy?
If they got this first-ever picture of a black hole why weren’t they able to sharpen it so it’s not so fucking fuzzy?
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Nigga they filmed it with android
TIGHT
Looks fine to me. You fap too much, going blind.
Soon user
>Scientists take picture of Black Hole
>Photo is out of focus
>proof of black hole theory
>user takes picture of Alien Space Craft
>Photo is out of focus
>labeled a nut job and dismissed as fuzzy photo is not clear evidence
>mfw
Because that black hole is about 55 million light years away bud
everyone in this thread is just retarded. black holes bend light around them. that is actually what it would look like to a person. it isn't out of focus. read a book.
It takes 8.3 seconds for the suns light to reach Earth it takes 55 years for the light from around the black hole to reach us
This is an uncomfortably good point...
What's that there stuck in the outer edge?
damn son
*55,000,000 years
The black hole is about 520,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilometres away from us
The first time I saw this, I assumed it was a goatse edit but I guess not.
black hole
you fucking mongoloid this this is 53.5 million light years away
WE NEED LARGER TELESCOPES
or in this case, a larger network of telescopes
You mean 55,000,000,000 light years, right? That’s 3.233 × 10^23 miles
>3.233 × 10^23
>23
Why does it keep popping up?
>23
Even your post number...
Just god interfering again
move along
Oh i dont know...maybe its because the closest black hole is 130+ light years away...
because the size it occupies from our perspective is 40micro arc seconds, you imbecile. For comparison, the full moon is about 30 arc minutes.
This is well beyond you.
Damn that’s weird
Meant to add million at the end of 55 my bad guy
Nasa was hiding the ominous demon-man within the Black Hole Sun.
Even OP has weird "2332" at the end of his post number.
And digits of "797" at the beginning of his post number add up to 23...
it's now 23 o clock here in europe
Imagine being this dumb
>23
This is a 23rd reply after OP.
>7754
>7+7+5+4
>23
Dude, they've managed to get a close-up already.
at my 23rd birthday I took LSD
7+9+7 = 23
0+9+7+2+2+3 = 23
>23 chromosomes in your DNA
Assuming you’re not a potato
>Photo is out of focus
Take a focused photograph and zoom in. The similarity shows how retarded you are.
>LSD
>Lysergic acid diethylamide
>24 letters
Damn, almost!
Either weak b8 or op is fullblown retarded
ITS A CONSPIRACY GUYS. WAKE UP
(((THEY))) WANT US TO THINK IT'S A REAL PICTURE!!
THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKE!!
IT'S ALL CGI YOU SHEEPLE!!
THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM!!
I'M AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON!!
>professionals in a lab do something and let their peers criticise their work
>retard fingerfucks himself in the backyard, shits himself, and claims he's a genius
Guess you're the fucking retard for supporting shitfingers
ottoman siege weapons can't melt byzantium walls
if you're an underage who doesn't understand empiricism or peer review it makes perfect sense
The black hole might have large amounts of gasses around it which may cause that look
8+6+2+7 = 23
cuz its far as FUCK and we needed telescopes around the earth to work together to see this bitch
>> why weren’t they able to sharpen it so it’s not so fucking fuzzy?
Why can't you do the same thing with your brain?
Yeah I'm with this guy.
Op, you're asking them to filter out the surrounding nebula and plasma that allows us to see at the black hole is even there at all.
Even if you had telescopic vision it would look like this to you. That's how the area would look
Well they need to fine-tuning those telescopes a little better because what they gave us today is unacceptable compared to how big the black hole is in the image. It should be higher quality than that
jews
Looks like a gateway to annihilation.
hahaha
for me it looks like a portal to candy-land
what if its just hole to another dimension
>god
I think you meant "Kek".
Your mom is a hole to another dimension
yo mama's hole is just hole to another dimension
Only because you can crawl in there dragging a recliner & a widescreen & binge netflix & still have enough room for comfort.
...of pleasure
i mean that resolution's not bad for a relatively small object that's lightyears away
also keep in mind you'd be seeing material around the black hole, not the black hole itself
lmao this
hivemind (from another dimension)
So the black hole knows how to suck?
You mixed it up with "black hoe"
Because then you would be able to tell that it's just a photo of night sky taken through a length of pvc pipe in a parking lot.
Grab your phone, take a picture of a grape at 100 metres. That's fucking why shithead
i see a waifu
55 LIGHT YEARS
OH FUCK WE GONNA DIE
The faggot you’re replying to got it wrong. It’s 55 billion light years
Imagine being this dense.
We'd already be dead.
Yes, black holes are dense. They are the most dense objects in the universe
Fuck
No it isnt. Not at all.
They need to clean their mirror. It works with my telescope.
I wish they really talked EXACTLY like this... I'd actually respect them for being honest.
How come the center isn’t completely black if it’s a black hole?
why is anybody impressed by this
It takes 8 MINUTES for the light to reach us, Christ lol
oh, please no...
you would know if you finished high school
it looks like a hole that is black....but is it "a black hole" .....whatever it may be that is just a composite of data collected and presented in an image form
This thread has so many morons that it feels like /x/ and /pol/ had a baby through incest and only taught it Bible passages and made it watch every conspiracy video in YouTube.
Holy fucking shit. Get a grip.
yikes, how's employment at Burger King treating you?
my nigga. single greatest rock album of the 1990s.
I'm no expert, but I imagine it's because the telescope had to be zoomed in really, really, really far to see the black hole. There's a limit to how sharp pictures can be when the image is reflecting off a microscopically scratched and bumpy mirror surface, like they are in space telescopes.
saved lmao
Is the earth flat?
But also this shows wormholes can be possible. I want you fags to stay on earth while all people of science going to other planets
Baste
why not exile the unworthy to one singular dump planet
Who took the picture? Yeah that's how you know this is fake.
Ok, bye, we wont miss you. Why announce it
All the high definition is getting sucked into it
Is that REALLY the best troll you could come up with about this? Really?
Man you faggots have gotten so fucking lame
The picture was taken by a telescope in space about light coming to us 50 billion years old. It is not about the black hole, it is about the proof of black holes existing
Uhhhhh... Because the Winged Hussars Arrived! Dumbass.
Same, cant wait for nasa to be defunded. Especially since Trump wants to bring them nukes into space, he is so retarded
Of course you do
>Assuming you’re not a potato
>23 letters
>black hoe's son
Because Australia.
The center IS completely black you fucking tree stump
I would do it in an instant, mark a planet for them to survive and send them there.
But they themself fucked up as shit without force. They sent rockets into space and showed the earth was flat and teams of "scientists" to the poles and those didnt find the great walls. Even in space when their blood boils those fags would not believe science
>was flat
was not flat
sorry
You mean flat earth people? Yeah, can't wait for the current team to freeze to death because they don't find the wall
no way there's actually people out in the north pole looking for the polar walls
they are looking for the great wall in the southern hemisphere (antharctica). Last time we heard from them was 10 days ago, they are a running joke by now
oh my god that's the funniest thing i've heard in a while where are they making these updates
Guess they found their wall?
The only reason pluto got clearer is because we were able to send a probe there with our current technology.
Since black holes are thousands or millions of light years away there will be no chance of ever getting a close up of one, even if we did find a way to travel at the speed of light (which is impossible)
This is probably the best image we'll get of a black hole in decades, unless they spend the world's GDP on a bunch of mountain sized telescopes scattered across the planet.
>mfw
>travel at the speed of light (which is impossible)
never lose hope, user
one day we will break the laws of physics and travel through spacetime
>If they got this first-ever picture of a black hole why weren’t they able to sharpen it so it’s not so fucking fuzzy?
Because your whore mother is too fucking fat for a close-up.
Or, until they finish delaying funding to the 2 whole scheduled space telescopes that aren't over 20 years old.
We already travel through space-time without breaking the laws of physics.
They visited the science stations on the way. It could be that they survived, but prolly not, since it is a running flat earth joke.
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>google doodle
>he thinks they’re serious
user, come on now, that’s just pathetic
you know what i mean i just wanted to sound cool
The fuck, I never thougt people with this much science phobia exist. At least those are ded
LSD has a molar mass of 323.43.
23
>This also shows wormholes can be possible.
What? No it doesn't. Our understanding (or lack thereof) of what is happening behind the event horizon hasn't been affected. We simply now know what they look like. Before now, we have only been able to find black holes by the way they bend light, how they can create gravitonal waves, and how they hold objects in otherwise unexplainable orbits.
look at what that guy posted
people literally thought they are more clever than known science and can show it and prolly died
My fucking sides just traveled 55 Million light years
>look at what that guy posted
>that guy
You’re not fooling anyone faggot
oh yeah, well my dick is twice that size
>You’re not fooling anyone faggot
I am too drunk for your shit. What do you want tpo say? Are those people dead or did they not embark on their journey?
They are dead, germany is the last science station and they saw them almost a week ago.
im flattered. I worked hard for that one
Hasn't even been 24 hours...
The more interessting question now is: is the earth flat and surrounded by ice walls
You do not know if the Earth is round until you travel all over.
Incorrect.
It has, actually.
Demonstrate why I am incorrect.
After reading the thread. I am fine but if you dont belive you can happily kill yourself. Maybe another expedition can show how the earth is flat?
What if it's just a part of that galaxy, where some natural processes of massive cosmic forces have produced a visible signature, and not some species of nucleus? What if it's not the actual center of the galaxy?
What if the center of the galaxy is actually deez fucking nuts slapping your chin?
The funny thing is: those people believe that the govt and other people make climate change and the flat earth hoax. Meanwhile they say that is common and rescue is not necessary
You said that you do not know if the Earth is round until you travel all over. The implication is that you cannot know that the Earth is round unless you have managed to travel around it in one direction at least once before. This is not the only way to know that the Earth is round. You can demonstrate that the Earth is round without having to circumnavigate the Earth itself.
Option 1: watch a boat sail into the horizon, on open waters, from an elevated position. When the boat disappears from your vision, use a telescope to try and find it. Fail to find the boat.
Option 2: work out the logistics behind not being able to see different constellations from the same place on Earth, if the Earth is flat. If the Earth were flat, looking up from high enough should allow you to see all the constellations, like getting from behind the goalpost should allow you to see the entire stadium ceiling. Since you can't, this must mean that you are actually looking an entire other direction than where you would be looking, if you traveled far south of the Earth to see the Big Dipper. The Earth has to be round for that to work.
I dont want to be a faggot, but those guys didn't survive.Guess no great wall
They used radiotelescopes, dumbass.
Eratosthenes had to travel to measure the circumference of Earth.
>Option 1
That could be an illusion or the boat is sinking.
>Option 2
You are still travelling.
I heard you all liked black holes
secret pyromancer
>Eratosthenes had to travel to measure the circumference of Earth
To measure the circumference of the Earth. Read what you typed. Measuring the circumference does not equal determining if the Earth is round.
>that could be an illusion or the boat is
Not if you refrain from explaining how the illusion works, and why it would work. Regardless, why is the boat an illusion all of a sudden? It was a real boat in an example meant to prove that the Earth was round. There are no illusory, fake boats. There never were.
>You are still travelling
No, no you're not. Not in the way that makes circumnavigation necessary to prove or understand that the Earth is round. You're stood in one place, someone in the northern hemisphere of Earth, trying to see all the constellations from one spot. If you could, you would see what you could see if you were stood somewhere in the southern hemisphere of Earth.
They used radiotelescopes, dumbass.
Because they need "achievements" to show the public on occasion to justify their budget. That's all this is.
They are photographing it from the Earth so... Try to make clearest photo of something 55 light years from Eart
didnt they use a telescope the size of a planet to get this picture?
Looks more like the Eye of Sauron to me
For all we know we could be living on this. KEK.
The point is that we do not know the Earth is round because we never observed it for ourselves until we have travelled all over. The Earth could be thin shaped oval or any other shape.
I'm dying that literally makes my day, thanks XD
ur gay
>thin shaped
There are several reasons why that couldn't be true. And to argue with them would be arguing with the mroe mundane aspects of your life, the parts that have nothing to do with circumnavigating the Earth or what shape the entire planet is.
Science is awsome.
My God XDD kekeke xdddd
Black holes don't exist, they are hiding the truth.
Actually... The black hole is the thing in between the light, the light isn't part of the black hole, it's just around the black hole~
its not visible light, its radiation
Alright xd sorry and thanks~
this person didnt say visible light, it's still light photons, electromagnetic radiation is light you dumbass, no matter frequency.
If black holes can absorb light, I'd imagine they can absorb radiation as well.
No dont be sorry you idiot what the fuck, you were right this whole time. Heck even visible light could be going around that sphere, dont let others tell you otherwise
I don't knooow... Gosh~ I just felt bad of telling the fuxxing lie to somebody I don't know, so... But if it's true then I'm sorry I felt sorry... What the fuck's wrong with me?! XD lol
Niggers tongue my anus
Here's a better image of the electromagnetic currents flowing around the disc
you people just dont understand the insanity that is this paradox, I don't blame anyone for trying to make sense of it, its a 4 dimensional hole, which comes out to be a sphere
are you white knighting?
Thank you... ^^
Your looking at an image of a black hole
Proving gravity works the way we theorize it does
Gravity also makes it so the earth and all celestial bodies of a certain mass must be round
You didn't watch the announcement I take it.
No, im just passionate about science
Actually this ignores atmospheric lensing which would allow you to see a bit over the curve of the earth(depending on the temperature)
This doesn't deal with the minor effects of atmospheric lensing. And if it did, which version of the Earth would it be supporting?
Woaaah, that's cool, you're cool~
Uh because its 54 million light years away, times that by 6 trillion and thats how far away it is in miles.
White power
Call me dumb. But u’d figure something being 54 million light years away would have something blocking the black hole from the shot? Idk
It was the equivalent of taking a picture of a punctuation mark from the Moon. That's how hard it was you ungrateful stupid fat fuck
Uh 54 million light years lmfao not 55 light years
kek
>2 seconds apart
Okeeey
fuck yes, my first triple dubs
>23
>Woaaah, that's cool, you're cool~
that's the first time anyone..has called me cool..
im gonna cry
also how is that not just the hole bending light around it? it is still black in the middle
Semi-quality meme. A bit refreshing, I guess.
No no no, pleaaase, don't cry X3
Congrats, you retard faggot.
It's just so hard to explain to people how important this picture is, 100 years ago albert einstein predicted these things with his theory, today we have the technology to actually look at things and prove that this is how nature works, beautiful and elegant in equations translate to something thats more tangible, be it as it is, far far away, but a picture is a picture, its good be alive to see this!
It might be better if it said he was a literal Grammar Nazi.
Yeah that's right, I really like your 'theories' or whatever it is, it's really nice reading it and even when English isn't my motherly language I love reading of your rows X3 ^w^ and yeah it's really amazing we are able to 'see' this~
does anyone know the sauce of black hole chan?
and is the speech bubble in the original image
You must make her blur XD
Ha...!
It made us look!
It being 55 million light years away might have something to do with it
I'm gonna put my dick in it
It's kind of amazing and scary at the same time. What is happening there right now? We will know the answer in another 55 mil. years. The time that humanity might be gone.
Ok that actually got me
We heard you faggot. You can stop posting it now.
IF you could shop that into this pic it would greatly help the cause