Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

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No

Aaaand no

Call me daddy?

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Mo thanks

Question for one word answer: What is the common nomenclature for father in a typical white suburban household?

Do you pretend it's all okay when you're taking with your boyfriend about the breakup or do you create a scene?

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What's the answer? Use Vocaroo. Answer in one word.

Thoughts?

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Do girls watch porn?

How soon in a relationship is it ok to Dutch oven your gf?

Does the pope shit in the woods, son?

Why do I keep coming back to Yea Forums even though I hate Nazis, amine, and I’m a Mexican Zionist

not a girl, but they do, some very very rarely though, I'm guessing some others will do it frequently.

Because you are a brainwashed fag

No one cares. Literally no one. Sad white knights of r4ddit so desperate for female attention they LARP and jerk one another off

You depend on amines more than you think. Be more respectful of organic compounds.

What should I get my sister for her birthday? She's 36, hard to shop for....

It’s parasites like you that you, that should be glad Yea Forums isn’t a real fucking place because someone would have set it on fire and raped, and tortured to death the assholes who run the place, just saying just saying, just saying I hope your daughter gets raped to death by a Mandingo you worthless piece of shit

when do girls poop

How are you not curious about stranger's lives? I really don't care that she's female, just that she's answering questions I wouldn't normally ask a friend.

Anna here.

No thank you.

Yes, sex is a masjid component in a relationship, it’s a way couples bond. Theoretically you can have a sexless marriage if both parties are in agreement and there’s a hell of a lot of other ways you can be intimate together.

I don’t post nudes.

Atlanta

It isn’t sometimes. Hell, I’ve been fawning over the same man for 30 years, I’ll never ‘move on’.

There is but one Papa.

Sure, most women are sexual creatures just like men, there’s nothing wrong with that.

Because there’s something you’re getting out of coming here, only you can answer as to what that is.

What are her interests?

~Anna~

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Serious question that is going to come off like a shitpost: How do I approach my gf about giving her a facial? Is that something that might be enjoyed by her also or have I just watched too much porn?

Sex is a give and take in your relationship. Talk about kinks and if she has any. Play it off as a joke if you need, some girls like it. To me it’s kind of a humiliation thing. Just talk to her about it(:

The best way is to just be open and honest with her, explain to her that it’s erotic to you and would really excite you to do that with her. I can’t imagine why she’d have an issue with that.

~Anna~

>What are her interests?
Her dog and working out.

Cute

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Never. Fuck that.

Its addicting

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Do you think all women are natural slaves?

His name is Gus. Say hi.

Do you think two guys doing sexual things is attractive? Would you want to join in?

Any chance I can get a genuine answer to this?

So, I'm a successful, pretty good looking guy. I relate to girls easily and I often get interest etc.

But here's the thing. My dick is tiny. Like, I mean under 3 inches and thin. I have had sex a few times and it basically means I can penetrate but there is no thrusting. It has been hard. Feels weird even typing it up.

Anyway, what do you think are the chances of have a long term relationship with someone who I really like and will be willing to basically 'give up' the whole feeling of being full etc. Do I have any chance or am I destined to get cheated on or have partners not want to commit?

Not OP but yep. Personal fantasy that I will never act on. I do watch gay porn and spit roasting a lot

You just need to add more toys in your sex life. Give her lots of body worship and try to date smaller, thinner women.

My husbands dick isn’t the biggest but we work around it with certain positions and I can still get off on him. I love that man and nothing is going to change that. You aren’t destined to be alone. You just have a few challenges

hi im a girl i hope this helps you.
Theres a lot of doubt whenever I answer this truthfully because some guys want to keep believing in the worst, but Ive been in a long term relationship with a guy with a 3-4 inch dick and in no way does “not being able to feel full” make any difference to me. Honestly never even really thought about it until I read your question. Sex is individual to the guy I’m with and I guess I just see the positives of his own traits with him? For me, sex is a mental thing rather than physical and if I just wanted to feel full, Id just go fuck a dildo. Sex is good because of the man attached, otherwise Id just go fuck a dildo. Thats my perspective anyway. It widely depends on the girl. Dont think youre incapable of finding a relationship because of one physical trait. Its just needless worrying. youre fine

Ok great, you can get her a gift card to somewhere like Petsmart or a sports store, or you can orient a more personal gift around her interests.

When they feel like they need to user.

It’s erotic to watch in porn or whatever, but no, I like sex to be more one on one.

So sorry user...Ok so, I personally knew a woman who had low estrogen and hated a sensation of being filled, but enjoyed clitoral stimulation with her partner. All you have to do is find the right woman for you, I’m sure she’s out there. Also, while you’re in relationships over compensate with lots of oral, fingering, cuddles, etc. Sex toys are also a good edition, just remember that not all women are size queens and if she loves you enough then you can work through it together.

~Anna~

Not op, but depends on the grill really. Mine's a bit over 4 and I could never make my first gf to cum (in a 2 years relationship) by penetration, so I just had to finger her to get her off. In later experiences with 2 other girls I did not have that issue at all :)

>Ok great, you can get her a gift card to somewhere like Petsmart or a sports store, or you can orient a more personal gift around her interests.
I just always feel gift cards are kind of impersonal. At that point I might as well just hand her cash since it's more useful and you don't have to use it someplace specific/lose it.

Why did you stage your death?

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Typically I do In the morning

Hey Anna :)

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Yes

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What a weak troll

Wow honestly thank you so much for your responses. I have not really talked about it to anyone before. I have good body image, no self esteem problems or anything. I actually like my dick even though it is small.

I'm gonna get over this and try and find someone right if I can. Might take a while but you can't win if you don't play...

True, just try to orient it around her interests then, maybe get her a lead for her dog, or a really nice water bottle for working out?

Hello! How’s your day going so far?

~Anna~

I suppose he would if he was caught short while out in the popemobile

but, your bullshit answer tells me you know fuck all - so do one

Have you ever been sexually attracted to children?

Appreciate your honesty on dick size.. I know it's gonna be hard, I accept that. It is encouraging to think that there are ways to have sex in a different way.

The thing that kind of scares me most is will I be worrying about whether my partner is wishing she had more. It's the psychological aspect. I just don't want to be a disappointment or for my body to be a turn of you know?

Anyway, some of the others in here have helped with that a bit.

But yeah, thanks and peace.

Will you share your first name?

my gf wants me to have sex with her after she has taken her sleeping pill for the night (she takes an ambien every night), I think she gets a bit high before she falls asleep on it. She is otherwise normal, but this kink scares me a bit... thoughts? Is this something I should entertain? Why would she enjoy being penetrated half to all the way unconscious? She doesn't want me to clean up after (meaning cum in her and leave it like that)

Why is it so difficult to take women seriously?

I have a protip for you. One morning wake her up and tell her you enjoyed fucking her last night so much when she was sleeping. Of course, you didn't but just play along. If she gets really horny and has no regrets etc. then next time you can do it for real.

No, I’ve only ever been interested in older men.

Maybe you should have a discussion with her and ask her why she’s into that, it does sound a bit worrisome.

~Anna~

Nppe.

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B Is it

Women are liberal propaganda and you cant change ny mind

Is it Brian?

Can you dox on one name?

Lol I can say with honesty that it's not

Bob?

Funny you say that, because I actually love sucking librul dick

~vchan.

Brandon

It's literally impossible.

Mine is Allison!

Thanks. I know it was retarded.

Benjamin

Funny you should say that, i am a librol dick

Hey, Allie.

Dont underestimate the autistic power of /b

whats your favorite savory dish and dessert?

I was flirting with a girl and said that I liked blondes, while another brown-haired girl was in the room and could overhear. How do I say I like something about one girl without unintentionally insulting another girl?

I bet it is

Lmfao no but it's my go to when people wanna think I'm a dude.
I usually say "call me Bob then" Haha

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What do you think about gyno selfies?

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Are you into guys with daddy issues?

Beef Wellington and strawberry shortcake

how does it feel to ALWAYS be able to get sex, like, you just go to a bar and say yes to the first dude that approaches you and bam, sex, or you know call a contact from your mobile phone and offer him sex, bam, sex. How does that feel?

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Ah and I do love mint chocolate chip icecream

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If she’s going to get upset over one preference then fuck it. She needs to grow a pair.

Hello user

and wtf are you doing on Yea Forums, posting your nudes I'm guessing...

Why cant you be like men?

why do women bitch so much?

How are you comfortable showing your pussy to a stranger doctor?

Cant say that I am lol

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My day is going ok.
Sort of been having weird food cravings for a few days though so I've been a bit worried about that lol

You're pregnant. Congratulations, Bob!!!

Dude here, go to a strip club and girls will approach you constantly, you just wait for the first one you find attractive and bam, lap dance.

Why girls go with abusive guys/drug dealers and other trash?
Cant you be more rational and less emotional?

because they are fucking whores and they wanna get paid, so they bitch until they make their money

ayyy lmao

Lol because men are supposed to be superior in everything. Biologically they are stronger, able to impregnant many women in one day, testosterone makes them more competitive with strong wills.

I feel weird typing this out but it’s true lol

he is a doctor doing his job, it's not that big of a deal

a pussy is just part of the body after all

so you're saying men can't just decide they are women and just be women?

why do you hate so much?

Not OP but I am going to a male doctor this next Monday and I’m terrified of it. I decided I needed to get over it so make doctor it is.

thanks for the answer

Sorry. I meant are you ever nervous or worried or something?

I have two gay dads and they both walked out on me

why would i be worried or nervous?

You’re chasing the wrong girls.

>able to impregnant many women in one day,
This is exaggerated about us.

Isn't a pussy private?

Eh. I have my own opinions and you have your own. Not worth arguing about anything.

My girlfriend just cheated on me with my sidechick can u get an oof?

This
Lmfao you and I both know that doesnt happen. Doesnt it her boring going thri the same troll routine? At least switch it up a bit.

Because I dont have a penis.

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I’m not a dude but I’m sure you could pump out three baby loads in a day. That’s quite a bit but, I’m not sure how a dick works and feels sooooo

Is it ture a women gets really horny right before her period?

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So do girls care if I flirt with another girl in front of them (when everyone's single)? Is it attractive even?

But why don't we more often?

I mean, what else is a girl doing on Yea Forums, the fuck? Do you look at girls porn? Are you a lesbian? I don't get it.

We might giggle at your attempts. Especially if he’s a bit shy. It’s really cute but no we don’t care unless you are lying about things like if you tell one girl “I love pickles” because she does and another girl “I hate pickles”. Girls know that you’re not being truthful. Just be honest(:

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Just an FYI

Ouch

Oof indeed user

Going to finish up my tests for Friday, see everybody in the next thread.

~Anna~

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I’m not sure if the question? Why don’t you impregnate more woman or why don’t you cum three times a day more often? I’m guessing for the latter because of soreness.

Drop it.

Thanks for that(: I did not know that.

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>~Anna~
hot

I think we mostly get really horny during the dot, but everyone's experience is so difference I woule just ask. It will win you GBP!

My cock is 7 inches in length but thin, how fucked am I lol?

Lol for the thinspo

How much do you bench?

Not at all. Be confident in yourself and fuck her hard. Seven inches. It’s more like how fucked is she

you calling me a newfag, that's kind of sick, switch to /pol/ it's the new Yea Forums, filled with politics, but it's pretty much how Yea Forums used to be except for the whole politics thing, I was a Yea Forumstard back in 2010 or even earlyer, I'm not anyomre I don't even know why I'm here today.

>thinspo
the fuck is that?

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Eat my shit?

I think I might be in my own head tbh watching a lot of porn really fucks with you

Sometimes I look at pictures of skinny girls so I continue to push myself to look like her. I look at chubby threads so I feel bad if I looked like those chicks.

What scares you right now?

lmao what's with the lick my turd meme? So fucking sick meme dude, anyone explain?

Just trying to boost some confidence with a little joke. But seriously. You dick is fine and if you need to, add some sex toys though I do doubt it.

aha

I think that is a common misconception. There are always people who want to have sex both male and female. You could easily go on tinder and hook up with a bunch of girls who are clearly insecure and will fuck anyone; its super easy. Just like you don't want to do that, we don't want to fuck just anyone, plus its better if it feels like it comes from a place of love.

No excuses get to the gym

I mean. How skinny are we talking? Those are both me btw. Don’t answer if you’re not comfy

know that pushing it all the way to the wall at the end of the vagina sometimes hurts them, see for yourself if you are hurting her or not, but don't be too afraid to push it all the way in, just a heads up

awww

vChan loves niggers.

Anytime! If you got any other questions about all that dont hesitate! I've been going to the gyno for a long time so I got lots of knowledge on that.

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It's an iron deficiency. Do you not listen?

NO EXCUSES!!!

Also no, say it louder

Also I would like to make a note of I'm not bashing those girls I've been there before and I think most people have, no shame in that.

No one took you for an asshole

Like a bit under 5"

how to become chad in eyes in girls?

Be librul

~vchan

No. I mean, when was the last time you've heard about a guy inpregnating 2 or more women in one day?

You think you'll be a good mother?

All confidence, no cockiness.

So the vagina will accommodate that. My husbands dick is different from my dildo and I get the same experience out of it. My husband is about 5.5”ish? I can’t remember exactly. With either one I cannot cum from just penetration. With your length, you will satisfy a girl. It’s more sensation. Sex isn’t all about the dick.

Lol I don’t get around enough but it is theortically possible.

Thanks for the reassurance :)

Anytime user!(:

that's all?
how can be appealing my self confidence in subjects not much people care?

I’m going to agree slightly with OP. It is self confidence but it’s so much more than that.
Being kind to others in front of her. Smiling. Joking around with playful teasing. Doing small romantic gestures, playing a bit hard to get, understanding her needs but putting you own first.

Just person stuffs. It’s alright if you don’t agree just my opinion.

Fuck.
Off.

How to show as much sex apple as possible

Very much this.

That is incorrect.
But nice try.

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Nah

so we established your pussy smells like maple (pending smashing to my pancakes) but what about the test... how does it taste like? at some point, you probably suck your BF dick after he put it in (at least)...

Sex appeal?

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how to be sexxy?

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vchan, why do you sound like you haven't slept in 3 days? Did you overdo it on the antidepressants this morning?
Or are you drunk or high?

you have a very sexy voice you know...

vChan is racist as fuck.

you have a very sexy voice you know...

Do you like ass to mouth action?

How do you feel when dudes do say things like
Does it make you uncomfortable? Boost your self esteem a bit? Both?

No but I would try it. Only if I knew that it had been cleaned very very well. I’ll try everything once personally