Most disturbing sexual shit you've done

That's fine too.

Oh Louis, you're such a card.

I've ass raped my Wife a handful of times after getting her really drunk and slipping her some mdma after. She cried and screamed and kicked but I'd just hold her down and hate fuck her ass while she whimpered. So fucking cash.

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>tried to rape my aunt
How do fuck that up she was drunk

Not sure how disturbing this is compared to Yea Forums, but when I was 17 I hooked up with a crossdresser in his 40s (i'm guessing) from craigslist for a quick blowjob (horny, desperate, etc) and ended up fucking him in his parked RV.
Felt hot at the time, the trashiness got me going, but i've never felt as disgusted at myself as the moments immediately after I came hard up his ass.

Was a long long time ago.

Ive convinced 4 girls to fuck their dogs, and dozens more to let their dog lick their pussy. I'll tell one story because its hilariously degenerate
>meet milfy 30 year old on stickam
>mother of mongoloid 10 year old
>husband doesnt pay attention to her because life with a mongo baby is so hard
>opportunity knocks
>befriend her and gain her trust
>let her know how sexy she was
>turns into lots of Skype sex
>potato sons service dog is laying on the bed next to her while shes masturbating for me
>ask her when the last time she had oral was
>oh god its been years. maybe 5 years
>bring the conversation around to the dog
>lap lap lap
>oh god im gonna cum
>did it a dozen more times
>service dog started acting up
>basically ruined her retarded son's service dog

Did she remember after?

Only once. She's into rape play anyways but just HATES anal. I'm guessing she wasn't that upset since she does like being tied up and a used anyways ya know.

Traded sex for a couch to sleep on for a couple of months. She was short, maybe 5'3", and I was shorter. She had a weird kink for shrinking, and would make me play along. At one point, she started hiding my clothes, and finally got all of them while I was taking a shower. After that, she got gropey and forceful, and would reach out to grab my dick without warning. If I flinched or pulled away, she'd make a point to grab me by the throat and dig her nails into my dick until I got a fearboner. When I finally learned not to fight that, she started pushing for pegging. The one time she managed to force me into it, she apparently didn't think it was very fun and she thankfully moved on from it. Instead, that strapon got forced down my throat and she'd slap the taste out of my mouth, calling me her "little rabbit," which used to be the name of her vibrator. The last two days I spent there, she had me tied up and stuck in her bedroom closet while she had guests. Twice, she left them in the living room so she could "visit" me and force her tongue down my throat.

Some women are insane, user.

>16 at the time
>7 year old neighbor has a crush on me
>she asks me to be her boyfriend
>say sure
>invite her to my house
>her white trash parents don't care they are too drunk
>drop pants
>tell her this is what boyfriends and girlfriends do
>tell her how to suck dick
>she was awful at it but idgaf
>start fucking her pussy
>gentle the first time but harder as it went on
>keep fucking her until 2 years later when I moved out of my parents house

I ride in crowded buses just so i can touch asses of teen grls

Fucked my then 16 year old girlfriend up the ass on a monthly basis.

She hated it but had such low self esteem she thought if she didn’t I would leave her. She regularly cried into the pillow while I was doing it because of the pain and would shit on my dick.

She wised up in the end and lives a better life without me in it.

Not really disturbing, but I thought was funny
>Be me senior in high school
>Fucking this petite red head
>Everyone sees her as the nice girl next door type
>She's actually super submissive and kinky
>On graduation day make her wear nothing under her graduation robe, and have a remote control vibrator on
>I'm sitting far away from her, but have a clear view
>Play with her the entire hour long ceremony
>We aren't allowed to have phones, so when the teachers hear what they think is a phone vibrating, they try to figure out who snuck in a phone
>Teachers can't figure it out, but the students start to try to figure out who it is
>as the ceremony keeps going, people start to realize it's not a phone
>people start realizing where the buzzing's coming from
>Girl turns as red as her hair and tries to act like it's not her
>I've just been playing with her at this point, low vibrations, tiny spurts, but now it's time for her row to get up on stage to get their diplomas
>Turn the vibrator on high and keep it there as she's standing in line
>She's holding it together until she needs to take the couple of strides up to the principle to get the diploma
>To anyone at all aware of the situation (At this point almost our entire graduating class) can tell that she's having an orgasm
>Turns out that there was a photographer, and he snapped her picture right when she was cumming
>A couple of days later that picture comes up on the school website as the main picture congratulating our class
>Faculty must of thought that she was just REALLY EXCITED about graduating
>Picture was up on the website for a long time
>Girl got really embarrassed in the after math and left for college without talking to me again

Shes probably terrified of you and cheats on you behind your back

>a few years ago
>me 19
>sister is a potato 22
>sister lives at home
>I live at uni
>home for break
>sister has a friend over
>all kinds of noise from her room
>go to knock
>he is raw dogging her
>i stand and watch and they have no idea or dont care
>realize they do it pretty much on the regular
>buy a baby monitor
>set it up in her room
>me and my friends gather around my iPhone to watch my retarded potato sister fuck her bf
>still feel bad about it

This sounds like a fucking drug induced nightmare wet dream scenario.

>high school
>1990 (yes im an oldfag)
>before the days of cell phones and social media
>school slut was this girl named marie. she was really actually pretty hot
>i was good friends with her bf
>we're all in B&W photography class together
>talk her into photographing a threesome
>develop the pictures in the school darkroom
>took the prints but forgot the negatives
>about a week later, new prints pinned up all over the school
>her parents were shamed out of town and had to move away
>her bf and the other guy in the photo got suspended for the rest of the year and had to repeat sr year
>i got off scott free

>hook up with a chubby 3/10 gilf
>go to her place, some regular sex
>go take a bath together
>piss on each other
>she says shes sick from dinner and needs to puke, want to go to bathroom downstairs
>decide to risk it and make my long-cultivated vomit fetish a reality
>ask her if i can stick my fingers down her throat instead and if we could do it right there, tell her about the fetish
>she reluctantly agrees
>felt alright, but it would be better wirh some more preparation imho, like usitg cuffs or her eating and drinking more before the act
>not seeing her anymore, she never had much time and, was 3/10 at best, and was into infantile shit that i couldn't bear to be around

>gilf
gilf? as in grandma?

>calling me her "little rabbit," which used to be the name of her vibrator.

Really makes you wonder how psychotic your average womanlet would be if she was bigger than everyone else.

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I hooked up thanks to Tinder with a flight attendant that was stuck with a broken leg in my town for like 2 weeks.

Since she couldnt go out id go over and we would hang out.

At first I was just messing with her, like I took her cruch and made fun of her that she was helpless but then I realized it was turning her on.

So I made her do things like crawl across the floor to come suck my dick, and would even nock her over take her crutch and then fuck her on the floor while punching her casted leg (lightly)

its was fucking weird.

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express once

Yup, she was 50 at least, and was already on the verge of entering the "grandma" phase. I was 25 at the time.

HAHAHAHHAHA. Nah idk if she's terrified, that'd be nice tho.

But shes not a cheater. She's a good little girl.

You'd be amazed at what you can get used to when you're broke. I'm skipping over some of the finer details because I'm not nearly hammered enough to get into all of it.

Probably more than most. Sub-5' life is hell.

I guess I'll tell you mine.
I have a twin and unlike most twins, we're not rivals. We never argue and can essentially read each other's thoughts. Our mom died at a very young age but our father wanted us to still keep in contact with our mothers family so while we're at our summer house our one year younger cousin comes to visit. At this time we were 14 and she was 13. She had just bloomed and had a pretty large set of knockers. She was pretty short and skinny with long dark hair. Since it was summer, she'd often wear very little clothing.
My brother and I are very close as I previously said and we, in private, started talking about how hot our she was. We come up with a plan.
While she was changing her clothes, we took pictures of her nude.
When we were all in our room we showed her the pictures and said that if she didn't suck us off we'd send it to everyone she knew, including her relatives. She started crying a bit but eventually agreed. She wasn't very good but both of us came.
>Shit was cash
Later that night we could hear sobbing from her bed. I went over to her bed and crouched down so I could see her. I could see tears running down her cheeks. Her eyes were all red. I stroked her cheek gently and smiled. She shivered and I said in a clear and kind voice: Shut the fuck up or we'll rape you again, is that clear?
She froze and momentarily stopped crying. I went back to bed.

I have more stories of her if you guys want to hear.

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>But shes not a cheater. She's a good little girl.
Not to state the obvious but that's what everyone thinks until they find out.

yep my thought too....

I have an obsession with anal sex. Girls never wanted to try it because I'm well endowed.
After a few beers and lines one day I decide to have my first gay experience so got grindr.
Had a 19 y.o. twink over and from what I remember I was pretty brutal.
Really think I might have done some damage over the hour he was with me and it definately spilled over into rape.

>and it definately spilled over into rape
I read that at first as "shifted into over-rape" for some reason.

Go on

then post the pic!

I used an elaborate plan to get this woman to cheat on her husband. Now her and her husband are getting a divorce and I'm going to play the sympathetic friend so I can get her drunk and fuck her while she's feeling vulnerable.

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She was 17 at the time, not messing with that

her graduation picture that was on the website?

Jesus Christ.

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So there were some fun little anecdotes after the first time with her. For example, once when some relatives came over to the house, including her, to have dinner. My brother and I sat next to her. I started touching her thigh and she gave me this look of distress. She didn't say anything, as I expected, and just went along with it. My hand went up against her inner thigh and eventually, I was stroking her pussy. She later said over the dinner table that she had to go to the bathroom.
Later that night she spent most of her time up in that room where the previous blowjob had taken place. My brother and I went up there. She looked up and her face turned red. She got up from her bed hastily and froze. My brother went up to her and started stroking her pussy through her panties. I started squeezing her voluptuous breasts. I could see a tear running down her cheek and her lip quivering. "It would be a horrible thing if those pictures got out" My brother whispered in her ear.
He then grabbed her arm and pushed her onto his bed. I held her hands down with my right arm and my left hand covered her mouth. My brother proceeded to rip off her skirt and panties and stuck his dick in her shaven pussy. I could feel her tears running down my hand covering her mouth. We later switched places and I came, unlike my brother, in her face instead of inside her. She gagged when we released her and ran to the bathroom. We both went up to the door and could hear her crying from the other side. My brother then said in a tone high enough for her to hear it on the other side of the door, but not loud enough for the family downstairs to hear, "If you tell anyone, we'll fucking kill you".

I have other stories if you want to hear.

Accumulated smegma for a few days then blindfolded gf and made her suck it

Keep it going

>2010
>be 19
>waiting for bus to take me home
>10:30pm
>hourly intervals on weekends
>travoltalookaround.gif
>no one around
>slip arms inside my hoodie
>"stealth" fap

Is that hair under her nipples?

when i was 16 i fapped in my grandmothers van

>Met MILF out at a pub in London
>Falling down drunk and obviously DTF
>Bought her more drinks, showed her a lot of attention, she took me home
>Got naked, fucking fantastic body
>Starts giving me the kind of beej only a woman with that much experience can
>Starts gagging in the middle of it
>Pukes all over the floor but goes right back at it
>Starts slowing down and eventually passes out
>Not about to get blue balls, fucked her mouth a little then jerked off all over her face
>gottapiss.exe
>Peed all over her face and tits
>Left
>Seen her out a couple of times but she didn't recognise me luckily

What do you mean by "infantile shit"?

You absolute melt.

until someone tells your coworker about how yove been bragging on the internet about this for so long and posting all of her picks every fucking day

did you know that it's all archived? I can read all your post history by linking the same pictures.

anymore?

Used to cosplay at cons. One day gf says she has Darth Vader fantasy. I joke about it sometimes. One day im fucking her as vader, choking her and fucking her ass. She was completely into it and squirted all over my suit and armor multiple times.
Feel weird about it now, but worth it

Used I Can't Believe It's Not Butter as lube to butt fuck a girl, once.

No. Scar tissue from breast feeding I believe.
Kek who ever said that her husband being my coworker was true? Let me guess, are you one of her RL friends or one of her relatives?

post pic numbnuts

>be me, 22 years old back then
>group of friends went camping
>met a girl at the campsite
>we would party for a few days or so
>she never paid for anything, always drank ate and smoked from us.
>time to back home, one friend asked if she could contribute something.
>she admits that she is broke, a friend jokingly said that she could pay in a different way
>mfw she agreed
>our group (6 people) fucked her twice that day
>this shit came straight from a porn scene, felt really degenerate back then but it makes me laugh now
>often talk about it with my friends

that's awesome, good for you!
pics nao!
of her, or at least a facebook or some shit

nope user you odnt have to be a friend or relative to know that you post her every fucking day. I am so sick of seeing her pics they arent even good.

Why are you so obsessed?

that's awesome! great job!
pics, or at least a facebook

I told you it was all apart of an elaborate plan that is about to pay off.

pay off by you going to jail?

you are allowed to post pictures of people wearing clothing, regardless of their age.
global rule.
now post pics, faggot!

After getting piss drunk sometimes I just stop in a dark corridor and jerk off. Dunno why, I have a gf and everything is fine.

Dubs of truth

Relax sperglord, i don't post her near as often as I used to.

Nothing like being sloppy 12ths

im blackmailing this slut. she hooked up with me on tinder and I took pics and vids. found her facebook and i threaten to share them with her boyfriend.

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This reminds me of a story I have. Me and my family planned on going to New York City(we've never been before). I ask if it's okay if my gf comes they say yes. We plan on taking my grandparents van since it would cost to much to fly there. We live near Chicago so it's like a 10 hour drive I think. Anyway fastfoward like 6 hours into the drive me and my gf are in the back of the van, the far back seats fold down and becomes a bed. We're spooning, I start getting super hard. I start touching her ass and pull her pants down. She's not caring to much. I start thinking that I might be able to have sex here with her. I pull my dick out and stick it inside of her wet pussy and we are slowly fucking.(theres a blanket on top of us) Now my 2 sibling are in the row in front of us not noticing a thing and my mom is driving while my dad is in the passenger seat. I last like 5 mintues and cum inside of her. To this day that's probably the weirdest sex we ever had.
Pic is kinda like my Grandparents van

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I've noticed. The guy that posts AC should take a page from your book.

share moar

Fucked my sister when i was a kid
Fucked my 1st cousin when i was a kid
Raped a girl when i was a kid
Licked someone out on their period
Tried to fuck the cat
licked my moms ass when i wasa kid
Sucked a dick to try it out, didnt like it, made me feel sick.
Now i am fucked up and dont know how to get into in to relationships

Will the white knight fags please leave? This is not a thread for you morally upright queers.

how did you end up licking your moms ass as a kid

The damage was done and it's all about to pay off. She cheated and thinks her husband was behind everything including setting her up with the guy she cheated on him with. I'm just having some fun gloating about it.

This^

Elaborate on the licking someone out and licking your mom's ass stories.

im slowly corrupting her

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Go back to being a kid user

Send

she probably likes that anyway

Me and My pop did a father son golf trip, I was 24 he was in his 50's

My dads a wealthy guy, good looks, but clearly older.

We were at a golf resort in Arizona, met these two mid thirties girls that were sisters at the hotel bar, got rip roaring drunk.

We neded up inviting them back to our place, me and Dad made a pact that we wouldn't tell Mom and my Fiance at the time.

Anyway we spent the next 3 days getting drunk and fucking these broads in our hotel room, me and Dad fucked them both multiple times.

Great experience

Make her sniff her feet

when I was reeeeally little I tried raping my guinea pig... needless to say it didn't work

But I wouldn't mind seeing pics from the guy who she cheated with. He promised to take some and post them. Is that you Chris?

That sounds so nice

Wholesome

Nope, I'm just sick of seeing AC's headless body spammed everywhere.

moar!

So one time, during the winter holidays, our father was abroad for work so we had no one else to stay with during the week other than at our cousins' house. The second night we spent there, her parents were going to be away overnight so it was just us three. She begged her mom to not leave her alone but she brushed it off as her being childish. When her parents closed the door on their way out a great silence swept across the house. My brother and I then walked out to the hall where she stood and just gave her this look. She looked defeated and begged for mercy. She was down on her knees begging to us, crying simultaneously. I crouched down and raised her chin with my two fingers. She looked up to me with fear in her eyes.
I said to her in a low voice, "Why wouldn't we?"
She then got up and started bolting towards the door but before she could open it my brother grabs her arms and hold her still while I get some rope. I tie a handcuff knot behind her back and legs, struggling to keep them still. She's screaming at the top of her lungs but luckily they live in the middle of nowhere so no one could hear her. My brother puts her over his shoulder and we start walking up towards her parents' bedroom. He tosses her on the bed and we start unbuckling our belts. This time I was craving for something else. I wanted to do anal. I couldn't find any lube so I just used water. She screamed as I entered her oh, so tight ass. I didn't start off slowly, I just rammed it as hard as I could inside her and as a consequence, she started bleeding a bit. When I came and pulled my cock out her ass and legs started shaking profusely.
We had all night so what we decided to do was after a while to sort of torture her. We put clothe-pegs on her nipples, we spanked her with a stick we found outside while making her call master, we choked her a bit, we came in a cup and forced her to drink it and a bunch of other stuff.
I have a couple more stories.

> No. Scar tissue from breast feeding I believe.

lol. thats rich

when i pick her up. she shakes in fear. till i shove my cock in her

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AC? You mean KC?

user you got me I though you were going to be gay, but now I wish me and my dad were this close

It's either that or scar tissue from her implants.

Sneaked uto her bed kek

>rape my auntie
>rape
>auntie

street shitter detected.

Dad, is that you?

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No, I mean AC. The pale lady that gets posted in every MILF thread over and over and over and over, the top half of her head is always cropped.

>Be me
>Ride bicycle to gas station
>Purchase Playboy magazine
>Go home
>Jerk off to the naked women

Oh god I can't believe I finally admitted it after all these years.

Sir, I take my hat off to you!

I see. Well when I make it happen with KC I will post new pics. Sorry if it's not to your liking but I know there are some who will appreciate it.

was going with a ten when i was 22. She was mega hot. dark hair, skin, pierced lip, dd's. was just horny all the time , she said her period stopped coming out in the bath, so we use dto fuck in the bath lot. She felt like shit on her period one time, so to cheer her up, i licked her out. She started crying and calling herself a dirtybitch. I didnt mind untill she told her next boyfeiend, who wsa friend of mine, who rlayed it back to me in a backhanded way. I turned her into a sex beast. She still is to this day

I seen a porno when i was about 4, and the guys on it were licking a womans ass, it was a frence porn. It made me horny and the only woman i knew at the time was my mom, so i sneaked into her bed and licked her ass, just on the cheek i think, can't really remember. She woke up and when she questioed me about it she thought i fucked her and i cried and told her i just licked her ass. I felt like shit after that. Shame or something

Jesus Christ, you sound like Dennis from always sunny. Keep going

Shes gross and fat

Wish i could, i had some balls on me when i was young.

Passed out pussy fuck at the after party

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topkek

Dean you absolute mad man

Did she enjoy the attention?

Hearty kek

Convinced a girl to send me nudes in exchange for pills (which I didn't have). Met up with her and blackmailed her with the nudes. Fucked the shit out of her. Wish I still had the pics, she was great at taking them. Great fuck too, even though she didn't want it

Fucked a 12 year-old with her consent. She started it.

goddamn
not all heroes wear capes

..although if anyone here was going to be wearing a cape, it'd probably be this fucko

removed all of a 4 year old girls teeth and used her mouth on my small dick as i took a shit

Unlike a lot of people I have no beef with KC.

pissed on my passed out niece's ass and pussy in prague on vacation

> pot dealer
> sell to married couple I have known since HS
> sometimes she comes over to score
> one day asks if she can use the bathroom
> comes out "user, what's this?"
> I had forgotten to put my butt toy away
> not gay, just like putting things in my butt sometimes
> "um...."
> face turns beet red
> she's smiling "do you put this in your butt user?"
> "um... maybe"
> she laughs
> "please don't tell anyone, I could never live it down"
> "don't worry, I won't tell, but you're gonna have to let me play with you though"
> next thing I know she's got my clothes off and putting the dildo in my ass
> my dick is diamonds
> this goes on for about 20 minutes, until she gives me a reacharound
> blow my load in a huge explosion of cum
> she giggles "that was fun user"
> leaves, I felt like she raped me, it felt so good

None of this happens. He doesn't have a brother or a cousin

just wanted to point out that these are clearly fake stories

You know the magazine forbid those kinds of shenanigans! You rogue

>Tried to fuck the cat

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>15 y/o
>sister ~12-13
>horny 24/7
>on flight back to Australia in seat next to her
>she had been expirementing with herself recently
>had seen porn
>she sucked my dick under a blanket on a Qantas flight 3 times
>have more if wanted

Pfft, that's nothing. A girl I was dating when I was 17 wouldn't let me fuck her pussy (marriage and saving ha ha) but she would let me fuck her in the ass and she was really down with it. I'm not just saying she just tolerated it, she'd get off on getting fucked in the ass. It was better than jerking off, for sure. I also think she is why I have such an anal fetish (fucking girls in the ass). Funny thing is we broke up and a few months later her and I had vaginal sex, popped her cherry. Did not enjoy the blood but fuck was that shit good pussy.

What'd your mom think of it?

This plan took years to make happen. All the posts here, setting her up with a guy that I felt confident enough would seal the deal. Forgive me if I can't help but boast a little. The last part is actually getting in her pants myself.

Aussie here. Would love to hear more about your slutty lil sister

that's a sad ass

how the fuck a bitch can pass out and not wake up when she is getting fucked?

i really like the first part. i don’t know, to me, getting choked by a girl is so fucking hot. just imagining me fucking her so good that she’s grabbing onto anything she can. i don’t really like rape stuff (never raped a girl tho, so don’t knock it til you try it yknow) but i looove thinking that i’m fucking a girl who hates me. the fact that her brain and logic know i’m a shitty person, but her body is begging for my cock, gets me so turned on.

Yeah I'll take more. Pics if you wanna be generous.

I had to fucking hold my sides to prevent myself from bursting out laughing hoky shit kek

Lots of alcohol

Holy*

where did u came
rate her/10
pic of her?

Lots of shots and drinks.
I know I fucked my friend when she was passed out.

That AC guy has been posting her for years, and evn now most of the pics he posts are the old ones. You can tell the new ones 'cause she got fat.

Well my sister and I went to a party together and both of us got pretty drunk. Neither of us remember getting home, I just remember waking up next to her in her bed both of us naked. Thought to myself wtf, quickly and quietly got out grabbed my shit and went to my room. Started going through my phone all hungover and shit to look at the pictures of the party. First 20 pictures in my phone are of her giving me head, I started panicking. Immediately deleted the photos and pretended it never happened. Never told her about it.

Serves him right. I nope out whenever I see her so I haven't really noticed that.

Ironically this seems more true than the dude telling stories about him and his twin raping his cousin.

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FUCK why would you have deleted them?

I came on her pussy, pulled out too late so busted right outside

"her shaven pussy"....yeah right you fucking incel. at least try to make this steaming pile of shit sound somewhat real.

thats fucked

aussie here again
>a couple days later
>she is acting weird around me
>doesnt want to seem weird
>we are out together down by river at our house
>she is curious agaain but this time about sex
>making out or whatever
>she takes her clothes off
>nice.jpg
>asks me to stick it in'
>doesnt work
>fucc
>finger her instead
>end up finishing in her mouth
>this happened twice
>never spoke about it again

I love to drink. Sometimes I'll finish an entire 80 proof 32 0z bottle of vodka or whiskey to myself.

I have never, EVER gotten so fucking drunk I blacked out, or couldn't remember anything. And I drink entire bottles of this shit to myself.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Lightweights.
People use the alcohol as an excuse to do things. The alcohol doesn't actually make you do them. It doesn't lower inhibitions. It just gives you an excuse that everybody else buys into because they also use it as an excuse.

I wouldn't admit to years of LARPing if I were you, faggot

fake and gay

Scar tissue from breastfeeding? Fucking virgin liar.

alcohol work differently in direferent bodies
dont juidge bro

all these anons posting a fucking bucket list and here I am
>fucked 20+ girls under the age of ten

immature minds are easy to fool

eh, I used Chapstick as anal lube once, and it was at the girls' suggestion...if you've got the chance you use what ya can

Blacking out is a thing, if you truly drink that heavy and remeber everything you are the one who is a freak,

fuck my typos

I noticed when I was telling him to try and take at least a couple hours off one day. He didn't take the hint.

no, it's not.

The bottle don't make you do a thing it just lets you.

It quite literally is you fucking mong.

Women who let their babies continue to breastfeed after their teeth start coming in absolutely do end up with mangled titties.

>virgin liar

yikes

it's not, stop making excuses for yourselves.

First of all, it is. The fact that you don't means that you have a very high tolerance either from drinking too much throughout your life, or you metabolize it very well.

you are a fucking retard

no me gusta

Fuck you bitch, it served a purpose. I wasn't the only who contributed either mr. Dickhole.

Scar tissue from her breast implants more likely but what said is also true. Its obvious who here is the virgin.

nope, sure doesn't. it's an excuse for shitty behavior.
"oh i was drunk that's not the real me!"
"i was drunk i don't remember really!"

neither statement is true, because alcohol doesn't fucking do that to people.

It is real, why would it not be?

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i've worshipped my cousin's soles a few times and came in my aunt's dirty sock while she was sleeping in the same room

No.

Yeah, his name is Jacob and hers is Linda

Being drunk to a point that you don't remember shit is real you fucking retard.

Nobody is saying you arent or shouldnt be responsible for things you do blacked out, but loss of memory due to intoxication is a thing.

If you black out and comit a crime you are still 100% responsible, I know because it happened to me. I have a record of something I did that I have no memory of doing.

>twin
>13 and 14
mfw someone believes this shit

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The only retard here is you trying to justify your shitty actions as "oh it wasn't really me, it was the alcohol."

It was you faggot and you should kill yourself for making excuses for your poor behavior.

send the video of the crime

Cool. I used canola oil to fist a girl a few times. Heart healthy.

My brother and I were 14 and she was 13 you 'tard

I fucked my adopted cousin.

>Be me, 16
>visit dad's relatives
>one of my cousins is actually adopted
>Mexican or something
>6.5/10, nice curves but not much else
>she's 18
>at family reunion gig or whatever
>sneak out of party with some wine cause everyone there's fucking ancient
>she's there
>holyfuckinthetightdress.png
>get drunk
>lean towards her, she thinks it's a kiss
>end up going down to the basement to fuck her
>really cold, but I'm horny
>we fuck for a while before I cum on her tits
>don't see her for a while bc she headed off to college
>met her a few times since then, but didn't have sex with her after that.

HEY YOU FUCKING IDIOT< NOBODY IS TRYING TO DEFER RESPONSIBILITY.

Its a well known symptom of over intoxication is your brain literally stops forming memories.

alcohol only IMPAIRS, it does not PREVENT. Being drunk is NOT the same as being incapacitated. You can still form new memories and recall old ones. Your ability to reason STILL FUCKING WORKS. You're mulling your choices over in your mind and think "oh i'm drunk so I have an excuse to do _____ and if anybody takes offense to it I'll just say "I was drunk!" and all is forgiven."

I know. I am an alcoholic. I used to partyhardy and then partyhardier in the afterpardier. I got drunker than anybody at these parties with frightening regularity. Never just blacked out spontaneously. Always had time to think "yeah, maybe I should go lay down in private for awhile".
Never once had the urge to RAPE or KILL somebody because I got too drunk.

These are EXCUSES. The sooner you motherfuckers face up to it and stop trying to blame the alcohol, the better.

>incest
Is OP a normie prude or have I just been here too long? Is anyone honestly disturbed by incest anymore?

The first person to ever see me cum was my dads gf’s little girl. They had gone to the store and left us home. I was 13. I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth and she was sitting naked on the toilet. I said sorry and was gonna leave but she asked for help. When I asked what was wrong she laughed and said nothing but she wanted to play the potty game. I asked what that was and she told me I was supposed to pull down my shorts and pull on my pee pee. And that if I could make it squirt before she was done I squirt on her tummy and I win. If not I had to squirt in the potty. I knew it was wrong but horny kicks fears ass every time so I went for it. I came really quick but I couldn’t bend my dick down far enough and came on her face and chest. She wasn’t mad and said that’s why we potty naked so no accidents. She cleaned herself up and we went about the day as if nothing had happened.

>stops forming memories

BZZT WRONG.
It IMPAIRS which is NOT the same as completely halting those processes you bag of retards.

I let and old asian man pick me up and i blew him while we drove around. Id get nervous sometimes and try and sit up but hed hold my head down so I'd just blank my mind and suck as best i could. 45 minutes while we waited for the cleaners to leave his office. He was a Dr of some kind. He took me into a the waiting room, stipped me down, rubbed his hands all over me and then put me on my knees with my head on the padded bench and fucked my ass. He spanked me and told me he loved my big ass. I moaned and whimpered and begged him to cum in or on me but this was a craigslist hook up, he was too sketched. So he came in his condom while inside me, thanked me, gave me a sucjer off the check in desk amd drove me home at about 1 am. His name was Paul. Im a 6'3" 300 lbs white guy

semms like a good fuck

I used a sandwich baggie as a condom one time user.

And you didn't record it? WTF Do you realize how rare retard porn is?

I really think you might be braindead, blacking out from over consumption is a common event for most humans.

you are hung up that people try to defer responsibility for their actions while blaclout which is bullshit and the law does not give any clemency or leniency for actions done while impaired or for lack of memory of action.

You are arguing that blackouts arent real becasue you never had one and it isnt an excuse, which is piss poor retarded and bad argumentation.

Well you saw her pussy
Great bitch

I really think you can't accept that you're fucking wrong.
Human beings are always looking to defer responsibility. Always.
Alcohol has been used to defer that responsibility unjustifiably for a long time now. I think it's time that deferment stops completely.

Considering you guys don't actually understand HOW alcohol intoxication actually works or what it does, how in the fuck do you think you're going to lecture a knowledgeable alcoholic with your bullshit? I know it's bullshit. Been too drunk far too many times, been around far too many other drunk people.
You use the alcohol as an excuse. The alcohol does not make you do these things. You use the alcohol as an excuse. Deal with it however you see fit. Personally I hope you put a Smith and Wesson to your face.

Now that's what I call using the force!

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pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/arh27-2/186-196.htm

drugrehab.com/addiction/alcohol/blackouts/

centeronaddiction.org/the-buzz-blog/science-behind-blacking-out

You are fucking wrong you absolute retard.

>cope

bro, why are you this dumb?

i do fucked up shit to my gf all the time and have been since HS without her knowing. My fav is when I have her tied up and blindfolded (we're both kinky so this is pretty often) to gag her with her little sister's dirty socks and panties.

Have also been perving on little sis and cumming on her stuff for years but haven't done anything sexual with her. She's too close to big sis even though she's a huge tease

Wow all of those "sources" make money off of convincing people they have problems.

You didn't prove anything. Nice try though.

Be me 16, huge party in my friend's house, his older sister get drunk and go to her room, i follow her and we start speaking for a bit, easily get her to undress "to get in bed". Start to leave the room after getting a really good look at her, she ask me to stay, say she don't have a boyfriend and she want one. She kisses me and remove the blanket, so i could look at her. Start to caress her, kiss and i start to undress. Best friend enter the room "Are you ok sis..... WTF". "Leave my fucking room!!!".I'm like "do you want to continue ???". Doesn't even respond and remove my pants. We fucked and i stayed in her room even tho she was sleeping and i wasn't. Wake in the morning she's naked on top of me just cuddling. We dress up and go downstairs, most of them are still sleeping, friend is up, angry look at me at first but his sister just still cuddle during breakfast seems ok afterwards.

Sounds par for the Yea Forums course

As you offer no sources of your own. Yep Kevin Bacon wasn’t in footloose.

Molested a lot of my female friends at school without them knowing. Girls are really trusting and tend to not take much consideration over where they pass out drunk. Pretty sure some were obvious roofie victims too but I never drugged them myself. Shit just happens at college parties

I cant beleive how unimagiably asinine this is.

Blacking out is a thing, No it does not absolve you of guilt for what you do blacked out.

That doesnt mean that blacking out as a physical symptom is fake you stupid ass,

It is fake. Get plastered drunk right after you wake up.

Promise you won't black out.

I raped my GF's best friend on st pattys day when they both got black out drunk and passed out at my place.

Quads KNOW the truth!

you are fucking annoying

My guess is you arent really a heavy drinker I have blacked out in mid morning at a golf tournament you jackass

Its a real thing

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Fuck off you autistic incel.

Did you make it past third grade science? You really do sound like a sub-70 IQ moron.

I'm annoying because I'm right.
"Blacking out" happens around 12-3 AM after people have been up all day since at least 7-11 AM, working, going about their days and expending energy. Then, when they should be laying down to go to sleep, they continue expending energy, expend more energy trying to remove the alcohol, and eventually fall asleep from exhaustion.
Guess how little of a role the alcohol played in that entire equation?
Again, I'm annoying because I'm right. Cry more.

My name is Bocephus. Yours is Dumbfuck.

YOU ARE LITERALLY INCORRECT YOU DENSE FUCK

similar to what my ex went through, except I didn't get any pussy out of the situation. I only got dumped, but her ex sure did

You are literally so mad about being wrong and insulting others to boot. It's amusing.

my gf threw up in the shower trying to deep throat. it smelled instantly, but i just helped her clean up since i felt bad she tried

Im insulting you because you are denying the actual scientific reality of alcohol induced memory loss

Im calling you names because you are fucking dumb

>greentext

>I scrape bottom of the barrel chicks all the time
>I have fucked multiple amputees
>I have fucked mentally ill chicks
>I have fucked mentally challenged chicks
>One of my current FWB is really fucking autistic.
>I have had sex with my 65 year old neighbor
>Theres a Fat retarded Cosplayer who I fuck whenever a comic convention is in town.

Except for the fags arguing over blacking out, this thread kicks ass.
My favorites are the twin brothers who cousin rape, and the dude,who peed on a passed out milf.
Fucking gold.

>knows more than years and years of scientific study

smart move leaving yourself out of the threesome, cuck.

Still a chad cuck nonetheless. Kudos, my Yea Forumsrother

Dude please hook us up with one detailed story. Please.

lolol

I let both my cousins suck my dick several times, the older one who was a year older then me found her dads/my uncles porn stash and we watched it and decided this was apparently what grownups did and so ofcourse proceeded to copy what we saw
I was 7, older cousin was 9, youngest cousin was 6

we were so fucking stupid

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That doesn't sound weird that sounds fucking amazing!

Fucked a 54 year old when I was 20 came inside her twice, was pretty good
Had a threesome with my friend and his gf she was kinky as all fuck, we done it a few times came inside her once but never wore a rubber with her in general
Had lots of public sex
Rest of the shit was pretty standard

Quads of undeniable truth.

>"scientific reality"
>studies paid for by addiction recovery specialists

Again, when you have a free day, go ahead and start drinking as soon as you wake up. Do it.
Drink. Then drink some more. Keep drinking like you're at a party.
You won't black out. Not for a very long time.
"Blacking out" is the body being fucking exhausted. I've blacked out before without the help of alcohol, because alcohol DOES NOT CAUSE blackouts.
Correlation =/= Causation

Sometimes when I eat too many mushrooms I get diarrhea. Obviously all mushrooms must now cause diarrhea.

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All your bullshit is completely false. Go spend ten seconds on google and look at the tens of thousands of results that will explain it easily enough for even your alcohol-addled brain to comprehend.

Where is this scientific study?
Hardmode: it can't have been paid for by special interest groups

really isnt that bad.

i fuced ur mom 1nce

lol I can't stop loling
How is it false? Prove that it is false.

Are you autistic?

great, you added to an abused little girl's long list of future nightmares

MAXIMUM OVERRAPE

fucked a hooker, then tried to kill her. she lived, but she didn't go to the cops

How old was she?

Well since there is no way to reason with your idiotic personal theory of alchohlism, GO ahead and fuck off and die fag

I had procreation in the sex position for the sole purpose of missionary

It's the closest I've gotten to the shit everyone else is posting. Figured I might as well tell it.

Every once in a while my sister has to take a shit while I'm in the shower. I tell her not to flush because I don't want to "deal with the low water pressure". Right after she leaves I go and grab her turds out of the toilet and bring them into the shower with me. I hold the turds in my hand and sniff them while I jerk off. Sometimes I shove them up my butt; sometimes I lick them a little.

It's always the best nut.

It's literally been studied repeatedly and found to be absolutely factual that drinking can lead to the brain's inability to form and recall memory while intoxicated. The only true retard here is you. Jesus fuck go have yourself another drink faggot.

No, that's a copout. Find sources not paid for by special interest groups.

Are U German?

>Be 16-17
>Facebook was around, but nearly as popular as it is now
>Friend was talking to some girl on AIM
>I had it, but didn't use mine that much
>He tells me, she's annoying and hasn't been responding to her
>Get her username and start messaging her pretending to be my friend
>Eventually meet up with her downtown and convince her to come back to my dad's house
>He's out of town, but I knew how to get in
>Fucked the shit out of her on the living room floor
>See blood on my dick when we're done
>Turns out it was her first time
>Fucked her again in the shower
>Took her back to her car and dropped her off
>Never got back on AIM again after that
>She called me his name the whole time
>I still use his name whenever I make a fake Tindr

Except that you're spinning the one study who said this and twisting the words around. I read the study you're referring to. It impairs. It does not prevent. Impair does not mean prevent. Impair means to weaken or damage. It does not mean to prevent or stop.
Alcohol weakens or damages your ability to form and recall memories, it does not stop form and recall.
It also does not, by itself, cause people to black out.
Funny how you keep insulting my intelligence and referring back to these studies and "scientific data" paid for by special interest groups and yet you cannot find a single decent source.

Lol I'm no incel, I probably fucked more women before you were born than you've had you're entire autistic life, and I'm about to score one more I've been working on for a long time. Go eat a dick jealous cockmonger, I'm done with you.

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I multiple times raped a horse because of misbehavior.
Horses are hierarchical animals, he needed to learn who was in charge. I made the mares watch.

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My sister and I never drink around each other. We grew up in an abusive house, any noise whatsoever my dad considered back talk, and my mom was actually worse than him. Didn’t beat us as much as him but was more cruel. Our babysitter forced us to do sexual things together and with her. She would masturbate us or shove her pussy in our faces. She cut a hole in the crotch of one of my sisters dolls and showed me how to fuck it at 9 yrs old. When my mom caught me repeating it later she poured Tabasco on my dick and made me sit outside. So we didn’t dare tell our parents what was happening because it would just mean a beating or worse. The choice was a beating or feeling good. My sister and I had sex for many years even after we were no longer babysat. It took a long time but in our mid 20s we finally stopped having sex. Except when one or both of us gets drunk then old habits. So far we’ve managed not to get caught by our spouses but there have been close calls.

I rawdogged a hooker once.
Getting tested next week, so its more disturbing for myself than anyone else.
Luckily it wasn't some kind of street skank, but a high priced prostitute in a clean and nice studio. I am still scared...

they caught you you slimy jew

literally none of this is fucking true.

jesus christ, try harder. also

stop samefagging you pathetic cunt

high dollar whores are high dollar because they have pride in themselves

odds are very high she is clean

>probably
>about to score one more i've been working on a long time
>a long time
if it takes you "a long time" to score then you ain't no player, son

The only one who doesn't understand anything is you. You are a complete utter failure in life

human-memory.net/disorders_alcohol.html

>>ask her when the last time she had oral was
>>oh god its been years. maybe 5 years

so this ten year old had last received oral when she was 5? hmm

I guess you're right. I wasn't here back when it happened but it does seem to fit.
Still my only gay experience as far as that matters.

this has got to be a troll

ok retarded guy on Yea Forums, i'll definitely take your word for it

>links to a special interest group study which confirms that it does not prevent form/recall, only impairs (weakens) it
>still calls others stupid

the delusion is strong within you

i think youre safe, but good luck
make a greentext about it if youre positve

Figured as much. But better safe than sorry

With every post you sound more and more retarded

Had a date with a girl that i knew wanted some assplay. Bougt anal plug for her. Cant help it and proceed to fuck my ass with it and fap with it inside in the uni bathroom. Later use it in her without cleaning it.

no but you'll take the word of a special interest group with a vested interest in convincing you that you have a problem because it confirms your stupid argument that actually comes from bullshit you learned from... wait, get this...! SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS LOLOLOLOL

you're like those christians who say the bible is correct because the bible says it is correct

If i only obeyed this, i wouldnt be so stressed all the time

You have shown ZERO proof as to your drunk-ass claims. And you never will, as it doesn't exist other than in the idiot blank spaces in your mind.

I think it may be you who is retarded if you can't figure out that the alcohol is only contributing to sleep exhaustion and not actually causing it

because you know, again, all blackouts seem to happen after a person has been up for 12-16+ hours already and has been drinking heavily

Do it when you first wake up and have lots of energy and STRANGELY ENOUGH there is never a black out. Who knew?

I think you're just coping at this point.

Calm down, satan!

You can demonstrate it yourself but you won't because you're a lazy disingenuous faggot.

Go start drinking as soon as you wake up in the AM on a free day. Just keep drinking.
You won't black out.

>it doesn't happen to me
>that is scientific reality for all of humanity

I loved to steal my cousin's dirty thongs smelling her dirty sweaty asshole made me bust so fucking hard

disturbing on so many levels

Be me 16 getting BJs from 13 girl
Grab and play with my step sister ass and jacked off into her bra.
Got bj from distant relative.

Nah, i've drank to excess and blacked out multiple times. it's not hard smooth brain

That is not a counter-argument. Please reform your argument and try again.
HINT: It doesn't make sense in the context of "go try it yourself. Drink when you wake up and keep drinking. No blackout! Many wow!"
Are you just ignoring that because you're afraid to find out you're wrong?

this thread is a goddamn dumpster fire. I'm out

alright
>met a girl at a junior college that I went to.
>it was in a shitty part of town, lot of uggos.
>See a girl with a laptop playing video games in a Mortal Kombat T-shirt that was way too small but not in a sexy way.
>Walk up to her, ask her what shes playing, she instantly like... looks scared.
>Awkwardly stuttering out some sci fi game.
>ask her about it, she goes on this long drawn out explination of a game that looked like Wolfenstein3D with Aliens
>Flirt with her a bit... sit down next to her, thigh on thigh and watch her, asking shit.
>Can tell shes nervous as fuck... Talk some more, tell her shes cute even though she is basically a femsperg.
>we talk some more... I get closer and I can audibly hear her breathing heavy...
>Start making a few off the cuff sexual jokes... she how receptive she is.
>she makes blunt sexual statements in the guise of jokes..
>Ask if she wants to go for a walk, end up making out with her in the Art building... get her number.
>After her digital art class... I pick her up, we go back to my place for a bit of Netflix and Chill... don't even log into Netflix before we're making out again.
>End up Raw dogging her on the couch of my apartment...
>We fuck off and on for a year... the whole time I flat out tell her I have no intention of dating her and she is just a slam pig, she totally accepts it... even says shes happy to be my slam pig.
>Dorky dude gets a crush on her, she chooses to remain my slam pig over giving him a chance.
>Eventually I start dating a girl, but still fuck betty spaghetti on the side.
>She still hits me up but VERY infrequently because of the distance we live from eachother.

You have never done it during the day. You have never blacked out when you were full of energy.

You won't concede to it, I already know you won't. You're too hellbent on being right, even though you are wrong and every alcoholic knows you are wrong.

anyone whose comeback is "i get pussy all the time" has never been laid

how tf is he gonna record it on a baby monitor

They know it's you, and they think you're a creep.

Kek

read it again retard

>Feel weird about it now, but worth it
hearty kek

based pedoanon

if you didn't play the potty game your childhood was trash

Sound like the kind of thing I would do. Nice user.

Nice! Pic of the pig?

>Shut the fuck up or we'll rape you again
Yes

>not a special interest funded site
>at high enough levels impairment prevent short-term memory

Anything linked to you will call false because it doesn't fit into your belief. You are a special kind of stupid.

>>Every alcoholic

Real brain trust there

Another user here. Please explain how to find the post history?

Careful your stupid is showing. If you're going to quote something, use the actual verbiage so you don't look like an idiot. I find your trolling/arguing skills to be lacking. Is school out today? Shouldn't you be studying?

Do you have pics of her bobs and vagene too?

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I do this too. Once I waited by the clothes donation box for a week until a hot girl donated some clothes and I took the bag and brought it home and found all kind of sexy things including panties.

Fuck off faggot. I know, I know, the NIH is a special interest group in your pea brain too, isn't douchebag?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4844761/

You are a complete fucking idiot.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

I've been blackout drunk in the middle of the afternoon a time or two after a great night's sleep. That's as much evidence as you have.

I flash my dick at women and sometimes I grope them and make them touch it. I've cummed on random girls before as well.

Study to prove your point? I'll wait.

the reading comprehension is strong with this one

bahahahaha

I was drunk and I seen a hot girl go into a porta potty and I went in after her and licked her piss off the seat and beat off.

You have NO argument. You're an admitted alcoholic who ,makes varying claims based on your personal experiences. There is no scientific basis for your baseless claims.

You want archive info of KC (the Asian who cheated) or just curious how to find archive of /b in general?

>every alcoholic
There ya go, you're finally seeing the idiocy of your views.

Better than being a LARPing faggot like yourself. Go choke on nigger cum.

i bet the irony is lost on you hypocrite
you just lost an hour of your life getting trolled
TOPKEK

>divorced doctorfag
>at a conference giving a speech on pathology
>notice a cute woman my age smiling at me in the audience
>accidentally talk about my face between her breasts during my speech
>we fuck
>turns out we both have loser adult children still living at home
>we try to make it work, but too many problems.
>eventually break up again
>meet her and fuck her again at the fucking catalina wine mixer
>the fucking catalina wine mixer

In general

I love arguing with moronic faggots. I'll still be doing so while your wasting away painfully from cirrhosis, wondering why you were so stupid for so long.

YOU JUST described the plot to step brothers fuck off nigger

>cope and delusion

you got trolled retard

Thats the joke

The last one, please. Don't care about the asian whore

boats n hos

Topkek not all of it was larping. I wouldn't expect the only two synapses you have to be able to understand that. It's called a long con. You don't know enough of the story to appreciate why this was all worth it, assuming your feeble could were it told to you. Do yourself a favor and get plenty of sleep tonight, middle school starts early.

After a night of drinking I was walking back to my house when I saw a very drunk girl. She was so messed up she could barely stand up. I started to carry her and took her to a secluded part of the bike trail and I pushed her dress up, pulled her panties off, pocketed them, then slid my dick inside her. I came inside her pussy. She passed out and I lit up a cigarette (which I had stolen from her purse along with 57 dollars) and fucked her mouth then came all over her face. Took a couple pictures and just left her there.

Tell me how to get with low self esteem cosplay girls please.