I need advice Yea Forums and as shitty of a place this is to come for it idk where else I’d go

I need advice Yea Forums and as shitty of a place this is to come for it idk where else I’d go.

My sister recently walked in on me jacking off in my room. Despite the fact that it’s her fault for knocking on my door and then opening it without waiting for a response, she’s been giving me a lot of crap for it.

She saw that my dick is on the smaller side and she thinks it’s hilarious, and she keeps threatening to tell everyone at school about it. She’s blackmailed me into doing her chores and going to the store for her and it’s only been a few days and I’m already sick of it.

How do I handle this? I really don’t want people at school to know that my dick is small but I can’t stand doing shit for my sister and being blackmailed and picked on by her. Is there any good way to go about getting her to cut the shit?

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Hide a camera in the shower, get video of her naked, threaten to show it everyone at school if she squeals. Problem solved

Beat the fuck out of her, you retarded american.
Ever seen an european coming here crying because he's too soft to leave her sister on the ground because the bitch even thought about blackmailing for whateer reason?

You're pathetic enough for opening this thread already, but still, you manage to be better than the retarded rednecks who fuck their sis instead of beating them.
Your country is really the prime hive of degeneracy.

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Rape

Rape her. Tell her next time it'll be anal rape if she rats.

Surprise sex her. Then threaten to tell everyone she raped you.

Shut up you pasty britt fag. Nobody gives. Shit what you think.

Dude if she keeps talking about it she’s clearly interested in it. Just fuck her

Here, the murishits trying to infest their own country with another gememix abortion. Classic.

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ich schmeiß dir so die brügel naus

Not even brit, cheeto.
You're the lowest scums in the planet.

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age of both?
seems a good idea, don't think it would end legally.
This way you would have an upper hand, but also the downside to keep hidden the footage... not sure if worth.

Talk to daddy and mommy, it's normal to jack off ( no one saw to what u were masturbating right? )

Don't make me come over there, boy...

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Not even going to bother jewglw translator for this. Kys kraut

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if you have sex with 1 person at your school everyone will now it anyways

i think you are a pretty big virgin

Just say that you dont care if she tells that to anyone. If she tells just cut ties with her. Easy see.

Blackmail her in return, saying that if she says that, you'll explain that she's merely taking a revenge for you refusing to fuck her smelly unwashed cunt any longer.

That should prevent her from going public. And, if not, she'll be more embarassed than you are.

Hella waiting for you to try, lardlord.

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ich zeig dir gleich die einfahrt du kleiner bimbo

Kartoffel!

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>ich schmeiß dir so die brügel naus
Th...The brig? What?

Lol. Whatever, don't hate the player, hate the game, fool. Even with our tard president and our gun lust, I'd still never pick another country to live in. Well, maybe Canada. Hate all you want fuck stick, America sets the trends and all other countries try to keep up. Enjoy your piss filled streets.

das wüsstest du gerne du kleiner butter golem

As if you haven't already started a trend of self-deprecating humour where you joke about having a small dick. That way anyone you fuck is stoked with your mediocre cock..

Delusional.

That's all of a retort ya got after talking that shit? Weak son, just like your country.

Rape her in her sleep. That way she will be scared of blackmailing you again

Mess with the dick and the dick will mess you up.

It was bot even me, but I agree. Your kind is delusional, nothing more to add.

And fat.

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I'd take muh fat dick and give you a good attitude adjustment.

But lardballs like you don't have much to grab when it comes about dicksize. You're lucky enough if you manage to find it, I bet it, and I double up statin' that u probably never had sex without paying for it, which is the only thing you're good at: pay for stuff.

No need to tip me for these burns, mutt.

Pic related is probably you.

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