17, male. I'm going to commit suicide and I want to know how to that is very quick and that is not very painful...

Sleaping pills

Yeah killing yourself isn’t a good idea kid...

Wouldn't he just asphyxiate as opposed to c02 poisoning? Wouldn't that hurt?

What's "sleap" and since when do they make pills for it?

Why take 30 Tylenol when you could take, like, 5 Aleve?

Buy a helium canister and some kind of a mask you can attach it to. Lock the door, put on the mask and go to sleep. Just asking out of curiosity, why not go on a murder/raping spree before you kill yourself? Just for fun you know

Make explosive vest, go to the next mosque and blow yourself up. Stream it

Therapists always know the best ways to kill yourself. You should talk to one of thems.

its carbon monoxide poisoning, it mimics the oxygen molecule so no pain

No, 'Camper suicide' is tried and true. Plenty of idiots who go camping each year use those grills INSIDE of their tents, get tired, take an eternal nap.

You cannot commit suicide op. It's not possible. You will wake up in ER due to an incredibly unlikely alignment of events. The universe works that way.

You will manage to kill yourself, in everyone elses timeline. But your consciousness will by necessity propagate down the timeline which allows for your survival, no matter how unlikely. What this means for you is that you cannot kill yourself, no matter what you do or try.

Read up on Shroedingers cat, quantum immortality and the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics.

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Fuck you, i badtripped this many times on different types of acid. This is my biggest fear: not to die.

Just do it without informing you silly cunt, you want dubs, trips? Just remove yourself.

KEK!!!

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That will hurt and if you fail it will hurt more.

Come back when you're 18 and I'll answer your question

I'm turning 18 next week

If you commit suicide I advise you to do something crazy like borrowing a supercar and crashing it in full speed or sum shit

Cool, then come back next week, underage Yea Forumsitch.

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did you know hanging is one of the most popular forms of suicide because it is considered one of the least painful? if you can't shove a gun in your mouth, you may as well hang yourself or jump from a height you'd never survive from.

Subscribe to my YouTube channel first?

Also do drugs like lsd that you wouldn't do before this state of mind. And by these experiences you might want to live

you are a faggot

use an exit hood you faggot

Dont kill yourself user.
Just man up and handle you're business. Theres a lot to live for.

>17
Also helium and a face mask, you'll just fall asleep

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I think suicide by cop is the best option. Go do something horrible that you always wanted to do, and get killed by the police. This way, all your relatives and friends will be so ashamed of you, that is going to ease their pain for the loss. Also, if you try to, say, rob a bank or something like that, there's a pretty small chance you may get away with it, so, why not, maybe that way of life excites you and you find a bue love for it. Good luck, and fuck you for being so weak.

Go away pewd

Every day. Every fucking day there is some dumb fuck on here looking for attention claiming he’s going to kill himself. None of them ever do because they want attention (which they every time), not death.
Don’t get me wrong – I think suicide is the dumbest, most selfish, most pussy move on the planet, but still, if you’re going to do it, just fucking do it instead of talking about it on Yea Forums. If you were do depressed that you were really going to do it, you wouldn’t be planning it out (“I’m gonna kill myself tonight, I’m gonna kill myself in a few hours, I’m gonna kill myself on Friday”) – you would just fucking do it. The pieces of shit who follow through don’t plan it out for days and they don’t go making obnoxious little threads about it for the other little emo faggots on Yea Forums.
Bottom line – you’re probably about 13. You have no idea what real depression or real problems are. Your cost of living expenses are probably covered by your parents, your dinner will probably be made by and placed in front of you by your mom, who will then spend the rest of her night doing your laundry while you play video games and drink the Mt. Dew she keeps stocked for you. The shit you get worked up about at your age doesn’t matter in the least. Man up and kill yourself right now, or grow up and stop pretending that you’re “going to”.

What is it that you're upset about?

livestream it

Strap a bomb to your chest and run into the nearest political building and scream shit in Arabic

You’ll either die from gunshot wounds or the bomb

Suicide by police is getting less and less viable
Why is suicide selfish? You know what's selfish, making someone who doesn't want to live live because you don't want to see them go.

Holy smokes that's genius, if you DO get away, you enjoy the money like the Joker!

Nice B8 M8

You still haven't killed yourself? I got you quads, do it nigger.

i failed suicide multiple times, so i sincerely wish you to die because this life is hell

OP here, you all baited, that's incredible. Thanks for wasting your time writing in here. Cheers

OP here, I miss Fotolog.

shoot up a mosque

I’m not Pewd. I’m YouTube.com/c/TheVanShow

Suicide is a basic human right. Go nuts. Google helium exit bags.

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Jesus Christ, you're only 17. No matter how bad you have it, this is the best time in history to be alive. You've probably seen more pussy and tits than your ancestors combined! The food available is amazing and travel has never been so easy. Just live your life and change the shit things. It's your only chance, you don't need to waste it when you're barely an adult

Op here im gay lol :LDDD

shoot up a christian church

A friend of mine did something you see in movies. He connected a pipe to car's exhaust, pushed it in thru a window, drank sleeping pills and went to sleep :)

hahaha

That's the reason you want to kill yourself? Just use Facebook or Instagram like anybody else

Because it does nothing but forever ruin the lives of all of the friends and family who love the person who killed himself because he was too lazy to change his lifestyle and the things that are bothering him. We have all gone through shit and when we’re going through it we know it feels like it’ll last forever, but it doesn’t. You can change any shitty situation with a little effort on your part. But the people you leave behind will hurt forever – death is the only thing that can’t be changed. If someone kills themselves over a problem that they are too lazy to solve thereby ruining the lives of everyone around them, that is fucking selfish.

fucking lol
you underage brat hate your life so much despite not even trying for an extended period of time to do something about it.
man up and get your shit together. stop crying, get a job, move to another city, make new friends and live your life.

Okay, since I'm in deep shit as well I feel obligated to say it- don't. It's never really worth it. Now, having said that:
-helium (mask and a gas canister, you can figure out the rest)
-to kys with a gun you can always visit a shooting range
-jump from aproximately 10 stories high building
-drug OD (dont know which, prolly heroin, tylenol, maybe xanax)

Make a video saying subscribe to pewdiepie. Go kill some indian and say fuck you t series

Helium is pleb-tier gas. Argon is a true nobleman's choice.

So someone who doesn't want or have to live has to to appease people who can't get over a death. Talk about selfish.

mods do your fucking jobs

And say that Anderson Cooper made you do it!

Or join the army, take the fight to the enemy, and take a bullet for your country (for Israel)

This guy was gonna take 30 Tylenol with codeine earlier ended up taking a few then ran out infont 18 wheeler and SURVIVED he made 18 wheeler also hit car and killed woman and here DAUGHTER this was all 4 hours ago

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Proof?

So you expect him to shout "Subscribe to The Van Show" before he shoots up the mosque?

No real proof as far as I know but it was at least 50/50 thread was very convincing if faked here's archive thebarchive.com/b/thread/797061784/

Making them ashamed is just going to make the grief even more complicated to process, plus you'll have hurt a lot of strangers to appease your emotions, which never really solves the problem.