No secrets thread? Secrets thread

How did you feel afterwards? How long did you stay together after that, and how often did she fuck other dudes out of resentment over your lack of masculinity?

Pathetic. But I always chuckle when you post this. It's so obvious that it was the highlight of the trip for you. I bet you weren't even out of money.

same
an hero is the ony answer

Taking pictures of girls feet in the pool's changing rooms.

I have a máster in civil engineers, I'm 25 yo, have a job and live well, medium class. When I was a student I get drunk many times but now I feel like I want to try drugs and be drunk all the time. I want to live and throw everything to the window. I am not happy with me.

I fucked my younger brother on a regular basis for 4 years.

greentext.

for science.

I'm not going to green text, the tldr is he walked in on me fapping when I was 13 and he was 8, and stuff happened.

is he homosex now?

when he gets mad at you, does he call you a faggot for putting your benis in his boipussy?

We're both straight, it was just innocent kid stuff.

convinced my teenage gf to have a gangbang. Told her I had vetted the guys and knew them. Blindfolded her and they came in fucked and her doggy style.

She thought it was 2 of my friends. In fact it was 4 men off craiglist old enough to be her dad and 3 paid me.

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>Gf starts going to the gym and gets slipped numbers regularly.
>She's a big girl. 6ft, big tits, chubby but not fat
>Huge confidence boost to her
>Tell her about my cuck fantasy so she talks on whatsapp to these guys
.>Things get dirty real quick and we fuck hard to the messages and pictures they sent
>She starts getting asked on dates and we agree ok but nothing extra
>She is enjoying the attention and teasing
>She goes on a second date with a guy and gets heavy in his car, tits out being sucked
>We talk and I say i want to be cucked.
>Next night she goes on a date with another guy, comes home and wont kiss me
>Goes straight upstairs and brushes her teeth
>Ask wtf is up. she said she didnt want to kiss me with cum on her lips. She blew the guy in his car outside our house
>We fuck like crazy
>3 days later she shows me a pic of a new guy hitting on her, some huge muscular black guy
>I say ok.
>Go on date few days later, get a message saying to leave the house shes bringing him back
>Tell her to just pretend im her housemate and ill stay in our room.
>She comes back and they go straight to the guest room. I listen for 40 minutes as he pounds her hard
>He leaves soon after
>I go into the spare room and shes naked legs open pussy and tits covered in cum
>she starts crying
>Shes in pain and humiliated shes gone through with it
>Says she will never do it again
>2 days later Im listening at the door as he is owning her pussy again demanding she shout she loves black cock
>She never lost weight at that gym, only gained a string of men to fuck.

Pic related

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Everyone I know thinks I died in a plane crash.
>inb4 CIA meme

Op is gay.

I'm from a small town, where everyone's dating someone's ex. My husband's childhood best friend of 16 years has been dating his ex from high school for the last 5 years and they no longer keep in contact. The best friend used to be my roommate. When he was my roommate I hated him. With a passion. Fast forward some years, we briefly worked together. He began calling me "sweetie" and "baby", lighting my cigarettes for me on our breaks. That was 2 years ago. I've maintained a fictional relationship in my head with him. I purposely try to run into him. On top of being cheated on by my husband with a bunch of traps and fags (thanks Yea Forums) I have lost all sexual attraction to him and prefer to shlick to my imaginary boyfriend.

My wife fucks guys from tinder and I encourage her to be a total whore about it

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I hate violent rape and rough sex. I'm degenerate enough to like when my sister called me a pervert, I do perve on her ass, I caress my baby sister and I cum on her. I prefer to be gentle so they keep coming back for more

I masturbated directly in front of the youngest same bed and she was 1 inch away from me, also I made her watch blowjob porn to see what would happen, nothing happened

How old is she?

The oldest is 12 and youngest 3, I also got a pussyjob from my 6yo sister

I fucked the 12yo when we were younger but stopped due to fear of getting caught even tho she begged to continue, I won't do the same with the 3yo

Secretly wish my mom would have sex with me.

I raped my ex in her sleep and she still has no idea

She was so cute

How old were you when you fucked the 12 yo?

What's a pussyjob?

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She says your cute.

Licky lick

I was 10 and she was 4.

A pussyjob is when you rub your dick on the lips of the pussy

I don't remember exactly but we're 6 years apart and I'm 18 now

She got such a nice ass that I just wanna kms cuz I'm not fucking or eating it

Both times she was watching intently

That didn't start until 1 morning we both had to pee so I carried her to the bathroom and after she finished I peed in front of her, really wish the 12yo and 3yo both wanted to fuck

I don't know if my long distance girlfriend is planning to call it quits.
I'm seeing her in under a month but every Skype call seems to be getting shorter and farther apart. We're coming up on a year together. Minor anxiety about it.
College is easy, but I don't apply myself, I slowly feel like I'm becoming a loser. I keep in shape and eat healthy. The notion that things just end terrifies me. Even though I'm a psych major and can recognize these clear symptoms for depression, I don't care enough to seek help. Hypocritical of me since I'm a vocal advocate for mental wellness. I've been silently considering suicide for the past few months.

im a low effort poster

Ii came from an assjob on the 3yo and only touched the 12yo years after we stopped fucking

im aa low effort poster

Got a kik?

I did this with the neighbours daughter when we were both like 7. also tried a bit of oral after seeing a BJ in a porno mag. She was fascinated by my foreskin.

Yea, jokobeebrown

Nice, there's more that happened with me

The nose...

I'm sorry and wish you well user. Not my fucking business and I guess there's a possibility this actually makes you happy, but there's no need to be insecure, and I hope things get better.

user-vids.tk enjoy

Why'd you do that?

i've been leaving usbs making it seem to belong to a 'mario vega' around the area he works/lives in.
very questionable material on them. like gigs.
fuck him for getting lauren pregnant. douchebag.

also for a while i use to post on here with ninja photos of various girls out and about (car wash, parking lot, mall, etc). also put those on usb.

did you jerk off to those sounds. more importantly did you record it?

clicking on trap/boi bucci/or jazz threads?

My peepee got sucked by Josef Stalin.

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been listening to those youtube dream/soothing vids. for the fuck of it i start reading about 'post hypnotic suggestions in your sleep/while you sleep'. dl the sleep music and convert mp3. dl music editor and start recording suggestions. the key it has to be low enough and suggestion(s) have to be repeated fast and clearly but not interfere with the music. takes me about a week to get it to the point i want to try it out.

used it on my friends 10 year old daughter. right now i got her hugging me and sitting on my lap everytime i go to his house. at first my friend and wife were like 'awwwww' but now they tell her to stop (especially sitting on my lap while we play DnD).

I intentionally destroy the lives of undeserving innocent young women. I make them believe I love them. I get them hooked on hard drugs and other things too. Why? Because I can...

got my gf fucked by 3 black guys on her 21st kik:

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I regularly search personals on sex sites looking for submissive women into incest an breeding in hopes of starting an incestuous submissive harem for my sexual satisfaction.

Why are there so many cuckolds and faggots on Yea Forums?

I am 27, straight, and have never masturbated to porn of vaginal sex. My sex life is incredibly degenerate, and nothing makes me come harder than my gf begging to taste her ass on my fingers or cock.

I've got a secret. If I killed every one of you, I wouldn't feel the least bit bad about it. I'd squat over your face and take a shit on it while you breath your last breath

How did you use it on the daughter

Pictured

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>never masturbated to porn
what do you masturbate to? stand up comedy? the majestic beauty of a soaring eagle? people getting kicked in the head by horses?

Anal and throatfucking. I was into Max Hardcore stuff as an early teenager. Now I like those Russian studios like AssTeenMouth.

when i stayed over i slept in the game room (upstairs). while we all drank downstairs the kids would play upstairs (also where their rooms are). then when we went to sleep, she would be there asleep. those times, i would go to the guest bedroom. but when i made that mp3 i put it on my phone and placed it near her ear and i left for the guest bedroom.

the first time i did it i was scared sober thinking she would take it to my friend. but i made sure the battery only had about 3 hrs of playtime.

did this 4 times. by the 2nd time she was hugging me, not wanting to let go and started to sit on my lap. the first time her dad was like 'leave him alone or sit next to him' i simply said she would have to roll the dice and keep track of my health. her dad saw it as a way for her practice her math. but now he makes her sit in a chair beside me.

Damn, is that the aftermath of a spanking I see? Post more of that!

Me and my gf both have a piss fetish.

Good for you user!

Not a spanking. Bites and hits with a metal rod.

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I am super attracted to my half-aunt who is similar to my age. I’ve been dying to suck on that puss. We’ve had many sexual conversations but don’t know how I’d get her to open up about us trying anything. Any thoughts?

If I've been to your house and used your bathroom I've jacked off into the shampoo and or hand soap. My sperm? You're soaking in it...

get her drunk. watch a rated r movie with lots of sex/incest. and don't sit on opposite ends of the couch.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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I've been to YOUR house and jacked off in your mouth while you were sleeping

Here's another.

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i use to put 'stuff' in girls drinks at the strip clubs. i would wait one song and then ask them for a dance. would have my way with them (fingering, sucking on their tits, getting bj/hj). only one time did a girl pass out (sobered real quick. thinking she od). luckily she didn't.

how exactly do you mix the suggestions in? are they clearly being heard? i wonder if i could do this to my neighbors daughter without her noticing..

> in relationship with gf
> 2 kids
> no sex anymore, but will blow me every weeks
> started to chat with some girl on the interwebs
> mostly about sex
> she's a sex addict but her bf isn't
> she loves sucking cocks
> tell her I love bjs
> she moves in my town with her bf
> she's now my side fuck for 2 years
> I meet her whenever I want my cock to be sucked
> blows me, swallow every drop, and goes back home
> had a bj from two different chicks the same day (gf + side fuck) a few times
> pic related : how she blows me on my car

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Scopolamine. It makes the user incredibly open to suggestion. People in south america use it to rob tourists blind

I would drug random attractive people at parties. I would do it to guys and girls. Wouldn't do anything to them afterwards and I would often leave the party after drugging them and masturbate to the thought of how they're being used.

make a quick 101 how to do this

You are the reason feminists exist.

yes. it has to clearly heard (but also low enough that you can't knowingly hear it. like it has to be dead quiet and you have to focus to actually hear the words). it also has to be spoke fast (increase the speed). you want it repeated as many times within that music frame.
this took me about a week to figure out. you're going to have to do the same (figure out settings, the speed, pitch, etc) depending on the audio software you have/dl.

That is not a real relationship, and yours with her; will not last. Seek a healthy relationship, you don't sound too happy to me. Just sounds like you are living with a fuck buddy.

Jimson Weed (flower) also has scopolamine.

I dated a 12yo for 2 and a half months when I was 16.

story?

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My ex was raped twice on different occasions, once being choked out and left for dead.

She really got off on being strangled and also let me fuck her in her sleep.

fucked a girl freshman year of college that had a long distance bf and once i found that out, i used it against her to keep fucking her "you wouldnt want your bf to find out would you"

nice. I did the same to an ex of mine because she would always suck me off when she thought I was asleep.

What "stuff" were you using?

Why did you let the 4th guy fuck her for free? P.S. - I miss CL.

i really enjoy posting pics of my wife and i enjoy even more when somebody saves her pic and posts it back, it's stupid dangerous since she doesn't know and probably will divorce my sorry ass if she knew how much i have posted her, but i still get so hard doing it that i do it anyway

I'll tie her up and fuck her if she ever travels to NYC.

Just let him fuck you already. Geez.

mixed one capsule of tylenol severe allergy, one actifed, and one benadryl. make sure they are crushed into fine powder. get capsule container. only use half a capsule for a drink. do not. Do NOT use a full capsule. also don't just throw in the capsule into the drink. i usually went to the bathroom (when i was with the girl and ask her if she wanted a drink) and uncapped the capsule and when i came back i'd go to the bar and get the drinks. walking back is when i dump the powder.

Did you Fuck her?

Don't take this situation so personally. LD is difficult / impossible, especially if you're trying to be monogamous. Maybe could work if you have an arrangement to have fbs/fwbs.... Don't let this situation overwhelm you emotionally. Get support now. Don't kill yourself. Get help. Talk to your LD GF about the realities of your joint situation and move ahead in a healthy way.

Dude get some real shit. All that OTC shit his gonna do is destroy her liver.

I know right?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Just hit on her like any other woman: Use alcohol, be affectionate and touchy, keep pushing forward unless she stops you. Chances are she wants you. Worst case, she just says no.

I've been to both of your houses, but the smell of stale cum was so strong I had to leave immediately.

He's told this before. Yes he jerked off to it, yes the landlord knew, no recordings were made because of when and how it happened.

And it happened a few more times.

When we were 14 I would let my gay best friend jerk me off so he could play with a dick and I was horny teen who wanted hand jobs

regret every single time it happened

My eyes! I cut them reading that razor sharp edginess

Kys please

I've read about scop but don't know how to get some. How do you get yours?

Where can I research this so I can try it? Got kik?

this street drug is available in prescription form, too. If you suffer from seasickness, maybe you've used scopolamine (Transderm Scop)

I used an elaborate plan to get this woman to cheat on her husband. Now her and her husband are getting a divorce and I'm going to play the sympathetic friend so I can get her drunk and fuck her while she's feeling vulnerable.

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I've read that also but I thought it requires a prescription.

Share the pics when u get them

Double dubs demands it. Are you who I think you are?

Are you one of her fans or do you know her? Or do I know you?

This is the lamest secrets thread I've ever seen.

why?

I want to be a girl

That's what happens when sperglords accuse everyone of "larping"

Just bought feet pics of someone I went to school with behind my gp's back

I might be going to jail for a while...take care Yea Forums

Post pics

I ride in crowded buses just so i can touch asses of teen girls

Any stories of what you heard happened to them after you left?

Secrets:
- I'm 34, I fucked a 21yo and took her virginity
- I work in a hospital, I drink the hot patient's piss w/o them knowing
- The things that get me off atm are cp and beastiality. Cp doesn't do it for me, but beast stuff does
- I'm slowly causing my female bartender to fall in love with me, just by being me. She isn't really my type.

whadidjado?

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Jack!
Drop a note to HH at a usual place, He's got some fun ideas for Guy Fawkes this year...

I'm currently 24y old and have slept with almost 40 women all over the age of 30. The first one was 32 married co worker I was 16 it was at my first job ever at clothes store this thing went true the summer. Ever since then the majority of women I've slept with have been older. My friends know I have slept with older women but not to this extent. I met most of them on socialmedia tinder and web page similar to fetlife but its just for my country

Said only six words. Open your mouth you're a urinal

i love to wear my stepmom's lingerie

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I dindu muffin. No but seriously undisclosed terms. I still gotta finish my trial first. I was advised not to even talk about the incidents.

I'm fairly well off compared to most (old money). I live in a nice gated community. My neighbor is an alcoholic alimony ex-wife. She used to send her 16yo daughter to pick up buy drugs. She paid for them with her daughter's pussy. Mom knew and would ask if I was treating her daughter right.

Can I have your autograph

Femanon here. A week ago I caught my coworker getting fucked at work by a guy over 3x her age

I regularly ingest my own semen.

Jerking off or your own creampies?

My girlfriend fucked our landlord for rent when we were low on cash.

Jerking off

>bought
You do it worng then. Just ask

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Myself and 2 friends gangbanged another friends girl. They’re engaged and he doesn’t know.

I have no problem eating a pussy I came in or kissing her after I came in her mouth, but what you do.....thats just gay

Nah man, shit tastes good, makes cleanup easier.

Nothing wrong with helping out the local community

Sluts don't deserve money

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Come on now, Yea Forums is a place of respect, let's have none of that

Bait moar

Story
>I recently got a job for the summer at a golf course as a beverage cart girl
>figured it would be good money as I’m a decent looking girl
>that day went in to talk to my boss and get a rundown of what to do for my shift
>I get there and meet my co worker i worked there 1 week prior and we have never been in the same shift till now
>She introduced her self to me and we talked for a bit before she goes out on the course.
>After talking with my boss a little while longer he say to take a cart and take a lap around the course, which I do.
>It was later in the day so it wasn’t busy at allI get to a very secluded hole on the course and I take a turn around a sharp turn on the cart path and see my coworker.
>basically bent over the seat of her cart getting absolutely drilled a guy later on I found out he was 62 years old
>She heard me and quickly turned and pulled her skirt down while the guy still had his back to me.
>Before I could get away the old guy turns around and lets say he was very impressive down there for sure the biggest ive seen he was struggling to get it back in his pants while it was hard
>just walked over to me, and gave me a 50 dollar bill and told me to be quiet about this.
>later on talked to my coworker She begged me not to tell anyone. I didn’t wanna make enemies with someone i will work with a lot so I said yes and it was not my business after all.
Im pretty sure he pay her.

I slept with a professor for an A on my final in college.

(you) girl or guy?
atm my sister is in college and one of her friends from class is fucking with a professor for over a year. he is married she have long term bf for like 5 years

F
And yeah it’s more common than you think. I wasn’t his first.

Give me story

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Beer cart girls been doing it for ages.

I appeared in playboy once. Not as a centerfold, in one of the college girls issues they used to do. Nobody knows about it, it was a one time thing.

show us? you can crop the rest out if you want

Nice trips. Did you enjoy or regret it?

I fully believe you because I do the same thing seriously

I don’t feel much about it honestly. It was fun at the time I guess.

I don’t know what you mean?

I just masterbated at work for the third time

i collected most if not all those issues. which one were you in?

July/August 2010

And when the women on your local college campus pick up on it, you either move or start fucking the boys.

Lol I have seen your kind so many times

Karl I fucking trusted you?

I have done this some too. Now I have taken to exposing my wife to others in real life. My neighbors, some friends, and my sons 13yo friends have all seen her naked and she has no idea

I've drugged enough people to know that's bullshit

Yeah I'm a monster. I like the sweet shy type. Add a lil coke or meth. Get em into 3somes then start selling that pussy. Eventually I'll get bored of them dump them.

my friend 'accidentally' left his wife's pictures on his computer and let me see them.
you hear that Galvan? i copied them onto my flash drive and jerk off to them regularly just because i can.

Do you have kik?

Mine is throwayforsharing

give proof (can be anecdotal)

What would happen if your boss/boyfriend/parents found out? Have you really told nobody?

Never told anyone.

Boss/coworkers wouldn’t care but it’d be embarrassing as hell if any of them knew/saw the pics, I work mostly with guys.

Parents would be mortified.

Boyfriend probably wouldn’t care but why tell him.

I wanna worship my lil step bros feet

I also like to do that. Do you have any good tips on how to accidentally give frindes pics and vids?

I love using the "if you love me" and "don't you trust me?" game.

I've read a lot about techniques used by cult leaders and their personality characteristics. BDSM books are great info too.

My only tip is alcohol. When my wife is drunk she sleeps naked and doesnt wake easily, so that allows for more exposures

no i mean tips to spread the pics "accidentally" with friends. i have 200gb of hardcore pics and vids of my wife

lmao a 13 yo boy wtf

Both of you need to hmu on kik.

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Love to post pics pf my wife online for other people to fap

I show them, not accidentally, I just tel my friends, hey look at these pics

yeah my sons friends like to spy on a naked mom. Who knew? lol

my kik if u want to share some: fhjjnlkhlutv

Bump

sorry is only for friends

There were also those who do not want to see it

I have done the exact same thing. Including my son and his 14 yo friends. Some were "accidental" others were deliberate from an alternate Facebook account.

So you left her pics on your desktop intentionally for your son and his friends to see?

>Hard breakup at 25
>Install tinder, meetup with handfull of girls
>After few failures meetup with cute chubby, girl 1
>Sex on first date, do her on dinner table at my appartment
>Keep up ruse of relationship to get more out of it
>Get more dates, fuck 4 other girls over a year
>Girl 1 confesses me was her first time, head over heals for me
>After a year meet girl with friends that know girl 1s friends,
>new girl finds out im a cheat
>Ohfuck busted, confess to girl 1 to save face and get it over with
>Shes broken, wants to know everythin
>Spill all the details, surely she will fuck off
>She doesn’t
>Confess girl 3, expat student who wen back to philippines got pregnant
>Girl 3 keeps baby, involuntary dad
>Girl 1 still stays...
>Money issues, games are mostly over...
>4 years later now, only had a few hooker meetups, and one interestin fling
>Girl 1 is still with me, but shes an absolute bore in bed
>In year 2-3 convinced Girl 1 to fuck some other guys
>Hoping she would learn stuff, she didn’t like it
>Still no real freedom due to debt, stuck to this one
>Secretly don’t give a fuck about girl 1

Have we talked before or is that what you did also?

Man the fuck up. Tell bitch 1 to learn to fuck or tell her to get lost.... Geesh ur a pussy

Neither. Just curious if you wanted your son to see

Yes I purposely left them open on my unlocked computer so he and his friends could see.

Damn that’s hot. I’ll have to do this with my laptop next time I’m at a friends

I'm fairly sure he's been jacking off in her panties too. It started around the time I left the pictures for him and his friends to see. I really want to find his friends Facebook's and send them some more pics or vids

I want a true blonde woman to kiss my neck while she sitting on on me and start beat the heck of me
and give me scars on my back

THAT's NOT a secret.

You suggested it to him or vice versa?

I'm a prof and, while I've never slept with a student, it's not uncommon, since many students are attracted to authority, etc.

OP is FBI. Continue with caution. All secrets are being logged.

I assume you got paid?

Third time today?

Hard to believe that none of your male classmates recognized and outed you at the time.

Do what that one guy did and try heroin only to become hooked and destroy your life. Dude had same situation as you. Successful but bored w life.

This would be great

When you got no money for smack ya gotta work that ass.

I sometimes jerk off in my car while driving round, will stop if I see any nice girls bust a nut and drive off

Which page?

Bump

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

How does it work? Share you method please user

Now you have to give the money back since you blabbed.

My wife was a beer cart girl and swears nothing ever happened.

I think i’ve seen a documentary on a couple like that, the kids accidentaly revealed to their teachers that the 4 daughters were sex slaves. You need to plan about killing yourselves around the time they turn 12-18 because that’s when they can start talking to adults and may report you by accident. If you kill them before they reach this age then the neighbors might notice that they’ve gone missing and report you. Only alternative i see is if you keep them in a dungeon and stuff but then again they won’t develop well if they don’t see sunlight, exercise or eat healthy so might as well have a sex doll or something.

Happens a lot in Florida. They are always busting golfers and beer cart girls for prostitution.

This was a country club in the south too. But she said she just dressed in their slutty outfit and flirted to get big tips.

post pics of the friend

Maybe because it was a country club? Was kinda young and niave? Maybe she just wasn't picking up on the hints .

Girl: can I get you guys anything else?
Golfer: what else you selling, honey???

It kinda goes like that...

Molest
Gay
Steal

ITT perverts and copy pasta. Some old diddle stories.

Fk off

I'm a college professor with a tiny dick and one ball. I post my nudes online hoping my students will find them and humiliate me.

What were you expecting? Names, addresses and photographic evidence of multiple felonies?

U Fk off faggot

High school and college. Yeah that was most likely it, shes slow to pick up on alot

What kind of suggestions? Do you just record your voice and whisper «i want to suck John’s cock»?

I posted the mother of my child's pictures here when I was mad at her and I regret it

Did anything happen?

I created a catfish reddit account with my gf's pics and post regularly to gonewild and nasty talk with older men.

Dubs of truth chekd. Go to local bar, be-friend young cunts with your working money. laugh at drug jokes, talk about drugs, mention you can't gt any and they will buy for you with your money. Start with some weed. buy a lighter. buy a can of coke. youtube can bong for cheap smoking implement. Do ecstasy its fun. Do speed/amphetamine but not for too long. Dont do heroin. Do coke but sparingly. do mushrooms in a calming relaxed natural environment. Listen to music on weed. Eat chocolate on weed. do acid tabs but only with a close friend. do acid in nature too.

you fucking cuck

this thread has been up for 12 hours now wtf

No but I still didn't post about it on fb

19yo fag from texas moved to la. there i run about in certain semi-celeb circles through my friend who is an indie musician and got me the option to meet many attention, fame craving young girls. never had any luck until i met a young teen from my place which is actually posted here from time to time and best known for her involvement on a certain youtube channel with a lot of young people in it, doing all sorts of stuff, from food, videos react etc. the fact we "kinda" know eachother or at least our families got me some luck with her so long story short i ended up using my chance to the fullest and got in her pants like year and a half ago. talking about years...that seems to be the problem with this story, her age... now you do the math

100% true

what course?

>And yeah it’s more common than you think
very true

>Happens a lot in Florida
can attest to that, on multiple occasions. not always at country club courses, once (one of the best times actually) was at a university course, got the pics to prove it lol

Gf refuses to blow me ("cum is gross" type), so I've started taking my jizz and putting it in her coffee mugs, water bottles, etc.

Figure she's eventually going to associate the taste with things she likes, but it could be a long process. Have no idea how much to add - needs to be enough for a bit of flavor but not enough for her to realize what's happening, so I end up only adding a few drops.

I fucked my wife sister while she was dying of lung cancer. My wife and her sister were the ones who convinced me to do it. Her sister was dying, unmarried and no boyfriend. My wife reassured me several times it was ok. Like her sisters kind of last request. Well her treatment improved and the last request turned into a years long thing. We would be at home and my phone would ring and I would say I’m going to your sisters and she’s just say tell her I said hi. It became normal. Eventually it did progress to where she wasn’t able to have sex and the treatments took her drive away anyway. But before she passed she thanked me for all my kindness to an awkward stare of the rest of the family who had no clue what the hell she was talking about. They thought the disease messed up her mind but my wife and I know what she meant.

nice work user!

how would u rate her sister in terms of looks?

I'm 24 yo british paki cd and my family have no idea

>posting wife's nudes and videos for a while now
>wife becomes well known on /b >anons repost her to many porn sites >her full name gets exposed, but not much comes of it
>getting bored of just posting her nudes
>have overwhelming desire for more
>conspire with user to have her blackmailed into doing depraved sexual acts
>will watch as she's turned into a whore
>will post results on /b and fully expose her
>it's wrong, but I want to do it anyway

What a waste of effort

Find my younger sister hot. Regularly creep around her room, on her laptop. Logged into her sc while she was at work and saved thousands of wins from her memories. Took hours.

I got many a blowjob from beer girls. Cheap too...$20

A full load of cum in a cup of tea isn't going to taste of anything. Your girl sounds like a prude, I might not like doing certain things, but I do them because I know it turns my partner on. She shouldn't be so selfish, not like you asking to stick it up her ass every night.

Prove it

>15/f
>not autist but sent to autist school because I thought it would be “easier”.
> meets guy at autist school
>fuck guy from autist school
>sort of cute autist guy has cute friend
>Cool.jpeg
>steals 800$ from stepdad
>buys 800$ of cocaine
>toomuchcocaine.wav
>offer half of cocaine to cute guy 1 and cute guy 2
>screw cute guy one for a year or so
>also screw cute guy 2
>steady sex from two guys till I’m 18.

>ff 12 years
>I’m 30. Belly sags below my shirt.
>roastpotato.jpeg

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The CFO at my current job thinks that he's Don Draper reborn. Big tall guy with a deep voice but doesn't keep himself in shape. Total womanizer. If you're even remotely attractive and south of 40, look out. And if you play hard to get (or just reject him), you find out that the budget in your department has been mysteriously cut... Unless you make some personnel changes.

This went on for about a decade until the complaining got so loud to HR that the CEO had to step in. The CEO promoted him to Vice President of Finance and shipped him to another location. Now he only visits our location once a month (if that).

I'm obsessed with this girls body so I use her as a catfish, I'm a 27 year old man.

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This is nothing. One of my HS English teachers (male) had no problem sleeping with female students. Yes, including freshmen (frosh, whatever you want to call it now). He did that for years & the school board knew but didn't say anything because he was nationally recognized as a top English teacher & the scandal would've ripped the whole school apart. They ended up doing nothing bc he had to resign bc of health issues. He's been dead now for over 20 years. amazing that no one has said anything publicly.

greentext?

My mom's new boyfriend is the manager of a local donut shop. He left his keys on the counter one night when he stayed over. I stole the keys and used them to break into the donut shop (I wore a mask), where I helped myself to a tub full of frosting.

I took a girl to her place and had amazing sex with her over 3 days, I was 21, she was probably just a year or two older. I never saw her again because I didn't want to get attached so I ghosted her. Years later I'm married and my oldest son is going to kindergarten, I never met the teacher until the conference. It was her, the one I ghosted, we both knew immediately. She tried her best to stay professional, she never said anything about it then, only later she told me she kept looking for me and gave up, but still wanted to find out why I left so suddenly and kept asking around until a mutual friend said something to her. My wife never knew and still doesn't. She was my son's favorite teacher and still keeps intoch with him, even showed up for his highschool graduation. I can't stop thinking about it..... Knowing shes always been out there waiting for me.

Yeah, I'm guilty too!

you dirty bitch, bet you get fucked and all

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Dido!

Nooo! Do what you like to do and it will all turn out fine :)

I am really sad that you had to cheat on your wife. Have you talked to her about not having enouth sex?

when i was in sixth grade i came down with a serious physical illness that runs in my dad's side of the family. from then till i was 24 i was dying because my mom hid this info and steered me into a psych diagnosis so i'd get a check. when i was 24-25 a woman literally played head games and broke my health costing me my job and my health. i fell into a hole i couldn't get out of for 8 years. now i'm 37 never been on a date, unmarried, miserable and poor & everyone i went to school with has kids and married or has a second set of kids and on their second or third marriage.

i honestly think I've lost my mind every time i see a couple i get angry and spend all day plotting to get revenge on the last few people left that treated me medically as well as my family. i rant and rave about how unfair it is i lost everything because some doctor fucking didn't do his job. not a single person was punished for the physical abuse i suffered and keep thinking i should go after the people involved with a gun. i've lost all faith in any sort of rule of law, higher power and go into rants about how god is evil or how this happened to me is proof that god is either an all powerful sadist or doesn't exist.

and i'm being torn apart because i want no i need answers and there are no answers except my family literally abused me so bad doctors don't believe me so they'd get to spend a monthly ssi check because they were to lazy to work. there is no future where my life isn't still shit and i drives me to want to cry, or to hurt someone. i'm lost and broken anons, and there's nothing that can fix me.

when i was young i thought dog was gf. made out with it

Of course

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I mean, the college girl issues weren't as popular as the main ones. Just a side thing.

Good luck to you user. I hope you find a better path

I'm going to kill myself soon, family think everything is just fine. Going to be a hell of a shock to them.

there is nothing for me man. but hey next year maybe i'll go crazy and finally man up and hunt down the assholes who caused this.

post a better pic of those melanocytic lesions you autist

I want to find a girl who's suicidal and keep her as a pet. Chain her up and do sexual things with her that somebody who wants to live wouldn't allow. Sometimes I fantasize about it. I don't know how far I'd go if I ever acted on it. She might just get her wish and die.

Dude.. that is so sad. There are a lot of girls who are normal (not sluts) and like to give bj. Don't sacrifise your life to the one that does not satisfy you.

Cant stop fappin to fkn boipussy.. ive stopped watching straight porn completly.. sigh

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maybe u were fucked over, i don't know, but what i do know is your being a huge fkn pussy. you're 37, get your fkn shit together and move on. you've been sitting around feeling sorry for yourself. you've had a lot of yrs to get your life together, and you're still fairly young, so stop being so weak and make something happen w your life

Is she a well trained slave user?

why, what's you sitch?

she's cheating on you, almost guaranteed. and if she isn't she's just one drunken night away from doing so. sorry to be pessimistic but it's reality. u should be getting some pussy yourself btw

Should’ve set up a sort of baby monitor device, like not actually a baby monitor. That would let you play the audio through a mic and also head the noises. Then maybe make her your sex slave

Story? Did you fuck? How did it start

When I was 23 I got my gf and best friends little sister pregnant at about the same time. No one knew I was fucking my friends little sister. My gf had and abortion, but my friends little sister had the baby. She was 19 when our son was born but she never told anyone who the father was. She’s never asked for a cent or pressured me to raise my kid. But out of guilt I do wire her money every week just to help out.

>the only decent person on the 4chins

>stealing off of /r/gonewildstories

How old r u user

Nothing on here is real user and nothing should be believed

>be me at recess playing hide and seek
>me and black girl from kindergarten class hiding behind bush at back of play yard
>ask black girl to show me her per pee she's does
>she asked to see mine so I show her
>she asks to touch it I say yes
>just as she grabs it teachers aid comes from around the bush and sees us
>i quickly pull up my pants run to my car slam on the gas hightail it out of there

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I got my first handjob at 14 from my uncle gf. She had been dating my uncle for awhile and I went to stay with them for a week while my parents took a trip. Most of the week was completely normal but two days before I went home she sat me down and asked me if anyone had talked to me about girls and sex yet. I had sex Ed in class but that was it. She told me all about sex and different positions and I was basically hard the whole time. Toward the end she talked about the need to be safe and use condoms. She then asked if I knew how to put one on. I’d seen it done on a banana but I lied and said no because I wanted to see her do it. She opened the condom and then told me to drop my pants. I was confused my heart shot into my neck I swore I heard her wrong. She said it would be best to show me using the actual “thing” I would be using when the time came. All I could manage to do was stand up, but she took over and took my pants off. She then grabbed my dick and started to tell me how best to put the condom on but I couldn’t hear shit I had a hand on my dick and it felt amazing. She put the condom on and rolled it down and I thought the fun was over but she started jerking me off. In no time at all I came hard into the condom. She took it off me and told me to throw it into a garbage and not in a toilet. She acted like it was a no big deal science lesson or something but I had my world blown. Her and my uncle split a few months later but I will always thank that woman. Not for the handjob itself which was great but that experience re arranged my focus from Pokémon and transformers on to girls. I think without her I would have been a complete nerd at least until after high school.

This

user, you're still young. I recently broke up with my gf because I wasn't feeling it anymore. You're similar to her in this situation, she was completely heartbroken and I've been putting off writing her a letter as closure. But you need to change your frame of mind. Think of her as a stepping stone in your long life of relationships. It might not be the right way, but you need to find a way to deal with it and get past it. It was unlikely she was going to be your one love, the one you get married to if you're into all that. The happiness you had with her doing things and talking about can be recreated and experienced all over again with another girl. You're going to long for it to be with her in the beginning but as time goes on you'll realise you can still enjoy love past her. If you don't learn to move on and get past it you're life is going to be consumed by it, and for what.

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>Really horny when I was younger
>Played a lot of Minecraft, so finally one day started doing erotic roleplay with others on random servers
>then it escalated to trying to get nudes from girls I met on MC
>sometimes i would straight up ask on certain servers that allowed dating,erp, and marriage
>got nudes from girls ages 12-16
>was very hot

>be me, 13 years old
>need to rub one off really quick, dick's hard and it's just not going down
>"a, user, what are you doing??"
>oshit, 8 year old brother walks in to my room, can't walk out of this scenario now
>"come here littlenon, let me explain it to you
>proceed to sex my brother
>fuck his brains out for four straight years, he enjoys it as much as I do
>wake up one day at the young innocent kid year of 17
>"alright it's been fun dude but we like girls okay"
>"innocent kid stuff"

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That's some funny shit user. Getting nudes from girls on Minecraft.

>this guy asks your girl for nudes, what do

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Tell him his castle fucking suxxx

I wish I was joking but I’m not I did it when I was like 14-15 on sex and dating servers and would ask for their snapchats, discord or instagrams.

You were ahead of the curve, that didn't even cross my mind as being possible on a Minecraft server hahaha

You paid for this? Literally why?

It was fun since there was a variety. I remember one I met on a creative server and she was against sex RP but just wanted normal RP...later she asked for sex to.
I got her insta and we chatted and slowly but surely she sent what I wanted. At first face pics..then ass pics and underwear but not much more. But then later she was like “I’ll send you whatever you want if you send me something” so I jerked off and sent it to her and got a vid of her moaning and fingering herself...she as 11 and so the next day was like “Nuh uh no more”
So I blackmailed her by saying I had pics and vids saved...I didn’t. And she sent one final nude

Details?

Sometimes I fantasize about just having sex “on-tap” or run of the mill BDSM stuff. Things you could find on google.

Sometimes I want to go further, blood stuff, things that leave scars. I feel like these things are the line for extreme fetish consumers where few tread but all return.

Then there are my days when I lose my sense of morality. I want to break something in ways that can't be repaired. There's no coming back from this. Anybody willing to risk having these things happen to them is necessarily suffering a mental disorder.

I hide this from everybody. Some days I wonder if I'm too far gone. I've been around on Yea Forums and Yea Forums since the beginning, I've seen it all, maybe I'm not human anymore.

I have an exwife, sex was vanilla, she used me for money and when it dried up the truth came out so I left her. Maybe I'm bitter? I want someone waiting for me when I get home from work but sometimes I don't care if the reason she's waiting is that I forgot to feed her over the weekend.

Kinda reminds me of sid the sloth

Had to ?