Incest or almost inces stories

Incest or almost inces stories
>be me
>16 at time
>sis 14 hot blonde small tits
>live in country so nothing to do ever
>room in basement
>sis always in room to get away from mom and moms psycho husband
>one night listening to music
>asks me to hold her
>pull her in and cuddle
>naturally get hard
>she notices and starts rubbing against me
>kiss her neck and hold her
>she slides her shorts down
>grabs my dick and pulls it out
>lines me up and i push in sideways
> terrible thrusting because sideways
>eventually move to missionary
>bust inside
>no baby
>moved out of home the day i turned 18
>sis ended up marrying a weird hipster dude
>dude ends up being damn hard worker
>takes care of her and kids
>happy ending

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I have a 3yo sister that called me her boyfriend

Nailed it. Take care of her user.

someone link to Columns crusade pls

Why did she call you her boyfriend? What did you do user?

>be me, 14
>home alone, in 17 year old sister's room
>sniffing her bras and jerking off
>been doing this for a year or so
>she walks in, had a half day at school and I didn't know
>she looks shocked but then gets a weird expression
>what have we here.mp3
>she sounds weirdly seductive and out of character
>sister has always been a straight A responsible girl so this is bizarre
>she comes closer and won't stop looking at my dick
>i try to hide it but she moves my hands away
>gets down on knees
>gives me a blowjob
>makes me eat her out in return
>never spoke of it again, it's as if it never happened

Thinking back the whole thing was like a porno, I was probably satisfying my sister's repressed sexual desires.

>14
>17
>had half day at school and didn't know
nice try tard

Never heard of middle school fucktard?

i'm soooo sureeee one school had a half day and the other didn't LUL
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

If your 14 yo sister was in middle school she’s retarded and held back a grade. That’s freshman age dumbass.

Learn how to fucking read, I was 14 in grade nine and I was done my schools sorry excuse for an "exam period"

>gf is really close with her younger, virgin sis
>gf bragged about my dicksize to her sis
(its nothing to really brag about, but weemales gotta wee)

>sis wanted to see
>without telling me their true intentions they organise sleepover with movie we talked about before at our place
>gf's sis apparently got me, unaware of the ploy as a late 18th bd present.
>gf starts the whole thing by getting me hard through rubbing over my clothes
>pulls out my dick, starts sucking it
>passes it to her sis

I never fucked her, she just sucked me off, rubbed her pussy against my dick, came, then i ate her out. She was against penetration to keep her virginity for her first bf. It never happened again, guess i failed to live up to expectations. Day after i was told by gf that it was planned. TBH i still feel like she used me as a prop to "give" to her sis, not even considering my feelings or wishes and if only she handled it differently and let me be in on it it would have been an awesome memory.

she was 19 at the time btw, we were 22 and 24

>13 years old
>Memorial day cookout party at relatives home with pool
>Love the water and stay in the pool all day
>A wild cousin appears
>she is my age and we only see each other at these cookouts
>she is a redhead and total tomboy all the years I have known her
>Haven't seen her since last year
>This year she has the same one piece green and white striped swimsuit as last year
>but it barely fits her now.
>stretched so tight it turns transparent as soon as it hits the water
>I can see EVERYTHING
>her budding tits and puffy nipples
>her ass crack
>her cameltoe/mound/slit and the beginnings of a landing strip
>the back constantly slips up her ass like a thong
>she gets tired of adjusting it eventually
>she has no idea I can see through her suit
>I pretend not to notice her ass hanging out but she is constantly picking her wedge
>we play and wrestle as per usual fighting over who gets to sit on the lone innertube
>we take turns flipping each other over
>I get a lot time looking at her body from all positions
>all the grown ups and older kids are out of the pool eating and drinking and smoking
>Just us in the above ground pool
>tables are way across the yard and no one can see us
>we used to be evenly matched when wrestling but I am noticeably stronger than her now
>I use this to my advantage and hold her close to me
>my cock has been diamonds this whole time.
>Board shorts and being in chest deep water hide it
>we are both inside the innertube and trying to fight for who gets to sit in it again
>while bearhugging her from behind my cock presses right into her ass crack
>She notices
>She stops wrestling
>OH SHIT OHSHITOHSHIT
>I panic and let go
>she turns slowly to face me
>I am paralysed with embarrassment
>My face is bright red and I want to sink to the bottom of the pool and inhale until I am dead
>she is wide eyed and open mouth shocked but also smiling
>"Was that what I think it was, user?"
>Her smile calms me down

That’s the point lol. You would both go to the same school, you would know if there was a half day. You are fake news, at least try to make it believable next time you dumb bitch.

don't you blueball me now, user

>I ask her what does she think it was?
>Now she blushes too
>She pops up to look at the adults and back down to me
>"No one is looking, user. I want to see it"
>I reach over to the deck and get her a dive mask
>My shorts are at my ankles before she even gets the mask on
>She dunks her head for what must have been 3 minutes and gets inches away from my bobbing cock
>She come up for air and says "wow, user. That is the biggest one I have seen"
>I don't ask right there how many and who she has seen but remember it for later
>She says she wants to show me her body but her swimsuit isn't easy to get off and back on again
>I tell her I have been staring at her ever since she got in the water because her suit is so tight it might as well be invisible
>Now she looks down and sees herself
>She turns redder than I did.
>I lean in and kiss her
>My hands go all over her body and she feels amazing.
>My shorts are still around my ankles
>My hard cock is against her belly
>She asks if she can touch it and I say of course
>A lot of firsts for me
>Open mouth kiss, feel tits, feel pussy, hand on my cock etc
>did I mention we were cousins?
>I work a finger past her swimsuit and rub up and down her slit
>I have seen naked girls in Playboy and things like that but no hardcore porn
>It takes a while but I find her hole
>before that I find her clit and she reacts with a little squeak and then a moan
>I have to keep kissing her to keep her quiet
>her hand feels nice stroking me but it is going nowhere as far as getting me to cum
>I can't say that to her
>I get her off a few times and we readjust our suits and leave the pool
>She wraps up in a towel so we can walk past the adults
>My older friends always joke about stinkifinger and how pussy smells or tastes like fish
>I sniff and taste my fingers when no one is looking
>I can taste her but only barely
>not like fish at all
>something like hotdog juice and pennies

>I decide I can def eat a girl out if she tastes like this.
>this is called forshadowing
>We get dressed in shorts and t shirts and wander away to nearby playground
>starting to get dark
>Find a deserted picnic table under a very droopy tree
>Much darker under the tree than the rest of the park because streetlights
>we make out and talk about what we did in the pool
>she asks me if she has a good enough looking body to be in playboy someday
>I tell her she can be in it now
>even in her street clothes I can remember what she looked like in that see through swimsuit
>she isn't wearing a bra underneath and I can feel her nipples getting hard
>I think it is because she is cold so I don't undress her as we make out
>between the both of us we are pretty clueless on how sex works but we know what feels good
>She wants to try blowing me because she heard older girls talk about it
>she mentions that she has given a few handjobs to older boys but nothing more
>I lay back on the table and she gets between my legs
>she just stares for a while and strokes me
>it felt better in the pool because of the water
>I don't dare say anything tho
>She can barely get the tip in her mouth but it feels awesome.
>she licks the sides like a popscicle
>she drools and slurps a lot
>she gags but keeps at it like a trooper
>her enthusiasm makes up for her poor technique
>I am more turned on by the look in her eyes and seeing down her shirt than the sensation
>cum buckets all over her freckled face, neck and hair
>she giggles as rope after rope hits her and swallows the few spurts that land in her mouth
>I am too busy trying not to yell out to apologize for my aim
>She says its OK and wants to kiss me
>no one can see me and kissing your own cum off a girl's lips can't be gay when she's your cousin
>I offer to return the favor and sit her on the picnic table

Don't know how to make it any more clear since you insist on being autistic, but here it is. I'll even greentext it so you can understand.
>be me
>in middle school, 14
>done my classes and exams
>be sister
>in highschool, 18
>not done exams, had a half day probably due to some shitty ass school pride day

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sure, kid

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Thought she was 17?

go on...
this is good shit

>pull her shorts down and start eating her out with no idea what to do other than giving the same attention with my tongue that I did with my fingers
>good enough for her
>she squeals like bad brakes and I can't quiet her
>I don't care either since her reaction is my only roadmap to eating pussy I know
>she gets so wet I think she might be pissing herself but slowly
>I stand up and tell her that I want to fuck her right there
>she would agree to anything but asks about a condom anyway
>I'm 13. No I don't have a condom
>I am hurting her just sliding inside but she tells me not to stop
>there is a real tightness and a sudden give and I am all the way deep into her
>she winces and says "ouchgoddmanit" but still moans
>I pump slowly holding her by the waist for leverage
>this feels infinitely better than my hand or her hand or her mouth
>her eyes are locked downward watching me slide in and out of her
>I can go too fast or it hurts her but she never takes her eyes away from between her own legs
>I want to say so many things to her but I can't talk
>I can feel myself cumming again and that's all I can verbalize
>we lock eyes and I go balls deep into her and explode like a jizz volcano
>my twitching cock makes her squirm and grind against me.
>I pull out and watch her drain like a knocked over bottle of syrup
>we just stand there breathing hard in the afterglow
>Now she gets grossed out by all the cum AND the cousin thing
>She picks up some napkins under the picnic table and angrily starts wiping herself off
>"OMG, user it won't stop"
>she pulls her shorts back on and walks away from me
>she is streaming cum down her thighs
>I try to catch up and she runs away

I spoil her

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>I thinks she is crying
>I am terrified that she will tell everyone what we did and I will be grounded forever and then killed
>She tells no one but avoids me for the rest of the night
>I don't see her again until 4th of July
>A W K W A R D time
>I just nod and wave and she turns red
>I pull some serious Jason Bourne shit trying to corner her so we can talk alone
>What's wrong?
>"Are you fucking serious, user? What we did was soooo wrong"
>You didn't say that in the pool or at the park
>"I can even right now, user. Please never tell anyone."
>I missed this prime opportunity for blackmail because 4 chan wasn't around to guide me
>we were good friends before this and I don't want her mad at me or afraid of me so I avoid her too
>She isn't even at the Labor day cookout
>I can't call her because how do I explain that if her parents answer the phone?
>Her family moves out of state that winter
>Next year's Memorial Day cookout is pretty boring

That's it really. AMA?

> can even right now

wonder when this phrase started

Relatable with the whole never seeing an attractive cousin again thing, my second cousin's parents got estranged so I never see her anymore. We were actually close friends whenever we saw each other a n d she was cute too. Great story either way user

I am paraphrasing here.

here you go:
languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=23175

Fuckin hate Bob Dylan with a passion

I was able to stalk her from a distance when facebook (and myspace before that) became a thing. She went to college on an athletic scholarship. Bumped into her at more family gatherings years later after I joined the military and was home on leave. I tried flirting with her but she was having none of it. I know she told a friend of hers about it but she was drunk and denied everything after.

Yeah thats what it was like for my district. The schools had completely different schedules

samefagging this hard for a shitty 1/10 unbelievable story (it's not "0/10" because it includes the "tomboy" buzzword)

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>not liking tomboys

it's about the linguistic history of the phrase.

>languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=23175

read again, faget.
if it wasn't for "tomboy", it would have been 0/10 instead of 1/10

nice job quoting the wrong post, autist

Who fucking cares?

Fake and Gay. Get a real gf, neckbeards.

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Sisters are for hugs not fuggs

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>be degenerate
>have younger sister.
>she grows a body.
>decide must fuck her.
>make all the right moves.
>moths later we fugg.
>fugg for years.
>she gets boyfriend.
>no more sex.
>the end.

>be me
>sis horny
>benis xdd
>shit was cash

I can confirm this, my school district had different schedules for all the schools I'm guessing so there won't be a cluster fuck of niglets getting out of 3 different schools at the same time, creating insane traffic. Nice try to fit in though.

A lot of school districts do k-6, 7-9, 10-12. Ignorant incel.

Fucking Chads get out of my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dylan is the best you gay rapmusic fag

LMFAO NOT YOUR FEELINGS

Kek

>creep on sister for years
>progress from using panties to looking for sex toys and nudes
>sister is 2 months over 18
>try to guess her laptop passord
>"123"
>we're in
>no really that was her password
>creep laptop for monts everytime she goes out
>almost get caught a few times
>see into her mind by reading her chrome history
>over time she leave websites logged in
>see slutty instagrams
>eventually leaves her email logged in
>regularly go through sent folder
>767875.mp4
>heart racing
>this is it
>1:30second video
>download and click play
>suddenly see sister covering face and saying noooo to being filmed
>disconnect Bluetooth speaker
>continue seeing sister bent over a bed, sucking a black cock in front of her, with a white girl slowly fucking her with a strapon from behind.
>hear sister say she wants to taste her ass
>gonna nut
>run and grab memory stick
>transfer file
>triple check history is cleared

Have more stories if interested

These be interesting stories

Upload it faggot

Nope, not uploading my sisters first porno to the Internet

Nigger dick? If she started this story as my sister she'd be ending it as the contents of a ditch in the woods.

Guess this is fake and gay like everything on this board

Yeah, she dates and fucks black guys almost exclusively. Slutty behaviour but it makes for good wank material.

>”Makes for good wanking material”


Found the cuck

I eat my 10 years older sisters pussy now for 5 or 6 years. She is addicted to my mouth and I am addicted to her warm juicy pussy.

Did it negatively affect her, my 3yo sister gives me footjobs and I caress her body

>benis xdd
Underrated

When I was 13 I jerked off and came while my mom was (I think) asleep next to me

fuck off ruining a second incest thread with this bullshit you nigger

What I mean is did she become hypersexual and somebody asked questions

do you mean this pastebin source:
> pastebin com/u1sBQjyY
[ replace dot in link ]

or do you just want the screencap in pic related?

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Sauce?

She is 10 years older than me not 10 yo. How should it negatively affect her?

Sisters sexy ass body. Would love to suck on her thighs and then eat her pussy

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Got ya

Bump

>in highschool, 18
You said she was 17 though. Fuckin liar

No but i've got a fetish of pussy eating. I have to eat out every girl.

Alright what i did wasn't particularly hot or anything but
>be me
>7 at the time
>Cousin is 9 looked like a basic white girl with brownish hair, the type of girl that is in those classic bully trios in teen rom coms but not the one leading them the taller one off the the left with small tits, she maintained this look for her entire life
>Staying at my uncles farm over the holidays
>Remember i was watching We're Back! on VHS and for some get a massive boner at the cage scene for some reason and i start pulling it over my trousers because i guess i just did that whenever it happened
>cousin next to me asks what I'm doing
>It feels funny unless i do this, i usually go in the bathroom but i didn't want to go to the outhouse
>can you do it here?
she says that with pure curiosity no sexual undertones
>sure why not
pull out my tiny 3 inch pecker and start fiddling with my head
>can i pull on it?
>no you'll squeeze it
>i promise ill be gentle
so i let her touch my pecker and then after about to seconds i think it will be funny if i just peed on her so i did and she stopped and ran off saying how gross that was.

We talked about it when i was 15 and she said she doesn't remember it at all but later in life we got drunk at a family get together and brought it up in front of my mum and now i gotta kinda live with my mother knowing about that, and even after that she got drunk again and cornered me in a hallway

>You know sometimes i still think about what happened when we were like 8 haha, I wonder what would have happened if you didn't pee on me
keep in shes in her early 20's at this point and i'm piss drunk aswell
>You know (insert name here) i don't think your boyfriend and children would want to hear you saying this to me
and i did a quick walk today, haven't seen her since because i skipped last years Christmas but i dunno what will happen this year

>this is called foreshadowing

Put me to sleep finally work in 3 hours thanks user

You do realize what board you’re on, right?

Tinyurl.com
/columnswildride

There is a full archive on google docs, for Columns Crusade and a host of other wincest epics.

Also, if I recall correctly, the picture doesn't have it all. It's like a third of the available Column's Crusade chapters

Yeah you're a fucking clown. Virgin neckbeard fat fuck nigger making up incest stories

Can't even get the age right. Clearly lying. Faggot. Stop posting

This thread is filled with fucking normies taking every single low quality fucking bait I've fucking seen.

Cuck.

Yeah. Before I found the video of her fucking I'd look for girls who look like her getting fucked interracial. Don't need to anymore.

On her saved Snapchat chats one of the black guys who fucked her sent a video of him sitting down with my sister riding him revers cowgirl, being extremely loud.

Trying to figure out the pass code to her iPhone, she has a spare one under the bed now she got an upgrade and I know it will have videos on it.

I don't know about everyone else, but my story is real. Although yesterday out of 28 adds, not a single one was real. The vast majority of people in these threads are purely fantasy.

Fella hame lips

Bump

On a family reunion, I've found a video on my cousins phone of her sucking her boyfriends dick and a bunch of her nudes, but every time i look at my sisters private stuff i never find anything lewd related to her, not even search history, like she doesn't even watch porn,

Or perhaps she is smart and clears her history or specific searches user? My sis does that in her laptop sometimes. Once I got into her Snapchat I realised what a huge slut she really was.

I guessed so, she probably deletes her history, I know if i get somehow into my sister's whatsapp account that i will 100% find some kinky shit, if she ever sent someone nudes or pervy texts it's there

https:\\discordapp.com\invite\8qeq9Xn

-ae

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You got kik? Can give you ideas and tell you how I went about getting into my sisters if you're interested

This thread has been alive all night, I'm impressed.