Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

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This isn't something to joke about, I'm really in my 30's and a virgin, women are just shallow bitches who only date "Chads".

I'm not joking.

Your body is normal, are you voluntarily celibate? If not, your personality must be shit and I think you should consider a hooker

body doesn't look like a 36 year old, more like 26

Oh ok, it's good to know that there are other people like me.

I've never even held hands with a girl and I'm in my 30's, for all I know boobs really could feel like bags of sand.

>are you voluntarily celibate?

No

>If not, your personality must be shit

Yes.

Same is true for my face. I can easily pass as 25. However, signs of aging start to appear on my baby face. Take the face of a high schooler and slowly add wrinkles. Like fucking progeria.

One of my best friends is almost 20 and still a kissless virgin. Me and my friends wanna help him out but he never wants to go out. What should we do,if anything?

>Implying that being a virgin at 20 is a bad thing.

By going out, do you mean clubs / bars / parties or going out in general?

Fuck him in the pooper. That will cause his loss of virginity.

We think if he hasn’t done anything by 20 he never will
He’ll go out with our friend group to the movies or whatever but when it comes to parties or hanging out with some girls he just doesn’t want to

Does he have hobbies? Interests? For many people, it might be easier to connect with girls based on shared interests as opposed to picking p someone at the club.

He mostly works/ goes to school and he has the usual guy hobbies like video games and cars and shit. At this point we’re debating that he might be gay and he just doesn’t want to say it

do u still have the ability to lose ur virginity if u rlly tried?

Do you work?

What does that mean?

I currently work minimum wage.

if u wanted to lose ur virginity could u

Doing what?

I want to, but I never got the opportunity.

I work in a supermarket (cashiering, stocking shelves). Half days while writing job applications the other half.

Kiss him and fuck his are? Duh

Show us your face.

Won't show my face on Yea Forums.

what do you think of r9k?

Never been there.

What's the most you've ever done with a woman?

Conversation.

do you jerk off?

Same here, do you plan on staying a virgin? And what are your thoughts on young whores who get pregnant at 16?

Few times a week.

The world needs more young whores.

They should be executed.

What are your thoughts about Ray Pist?

How does he look? Have you perhaps thought that he has some deep rooting inferiority complex? That he’s not good enough to satisfy a woman?

How can and culd you go without sex

Not my decision.

I think all of these posts are samefagging
I find it hard to believe that someone who posts this thread every day at the same exact time finds completely new sets of people to ask the exact same questions to produce the exact same answers
you have been posting that picture of someone's body now for half a decade, you might actually be worse than brandon

>you have been posting that picture of someone's body now for half a decade, you might actually be worse than brandon

It actually is my body.

If this is really you write "Yea Forums" on your chest.

from five years ago nigger at least start posting an updated image to be halfway honest

i've seen this pic in this thread 5+ times, so you're either talking shit or you spend a lot of your time creating this shit thread.

LMFAO exposed

Won't write on chest. Enjoy post-it.

Haven't changed that much. Unfortunately.

The latter is true.

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Can you stand beside that book case so that all we can see is your tongue sticking out? Then I'll believe it's you.

I'm a whore.

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Have you ever sex chatted?

>28 virgin with a twist reporting in.
>I love it.
>Everyone thinks I am gay or living in celibate, while in reality I have double live, I have two flats, in one I live like a kissless virgin, in the other (in different town 1million+) I fuck hookers and artificial pussies all the time while watching porn.
>Everybody thinks I am gay, or intentionally living in celibate, yet its not true and I am not telling them, because my ego needs to be perceived as one of moral and ethical man.

Put your cock in the microwave on the defrost setting and take a picture, then i'll believe its you.

How are you still a virgin with that body?
Like i get your auts but give us a regular situation with a woman and how you fuck it up

Workout routine?

How far into those GOT books are you?

No.

Need bigger microwave.

Get into conversation with woman, don't know what to say, do the blandest of small talk, she excuses herself.

Around 12h-15h a week bouldering / climbing. In addition, a 1h session on core (leg raises, front lever etc.), a 30 min session hang board + campus board, a 1h session upper body (DB chest press, weighted dips, weighted pull ups, OH press), 0.5h DL + squats. Overall, body building is not my focus.

Went through them years ago. Waiting for fat bastard to deliver.

Now take one finger and put it on the red book on the bookcase.

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Can you stand behind the door and stick your middle finger up at the camera?

What was your family situation growing up?

Lower middle class childhood in the suburbs. Extremely good pupil. Decent amount of friends until late HS. My parents were together for my childhood but split up when I was 22.

I lost mine at 22. Im 23 now and married to her with 6 kids. :3

>Married with 6 kids.

Four eyes.

Are you at the point where you don't wanna have sex anymore?

I think a lot more dudes are virgins than will admit. Some of my friends that are girls were just telling me about all the dudes who were virgins in our class, and most of them were kids that don't act virginish. I think they will admit it to girls, but not to guys. (Or these guys are trying to play the "sweet virgin boy" angle to get pussy)

>Or these guys are trying to play the "sweet virgin boy" angle to get pussy

OP here. That does not work.

>implying girls are attracted to innocent virgins

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lost my virginity at 26.
my 12000 hours of porn practice are finally getting used.

Getting one to cyber isn't that hard, is it? I started hooking up with boys on an anime forum.

Joke was on me though, first three guys I hooked up with turned out to be women.

>Joke was on me though, first three guys I hooked up with turned out to be women.

I doubt that.

OP here. Will grab some food. Will replay to shit if the thread is still left later,

all you have to do is join a group where you can talk to people, online or real world

it doesn't take long to meet people who want to fuck, so long as you actually look after yourself - basic hygiene I.E showering once every two days max, grooming, clean clothes and a good scent

its on most peoples minds, but everyone is too afraid to put themselves in that position of weakness where another can recoil and leave you vulnerable etc, or incite grief towards you, but don't worry

just don't be a fucking creep, trying to fuck the plant pot when the seed has only just began to sprout, nigga

just fucking socialise, shit. i know gym bros who look like alpha chads but are complete fucking virgin betas because they have no confidence, meanwhile im a perfectly average pudgy fucker that makes girls laugh and smells good, getting pussy

get out of that bunker you built for yourself in your own skull and fucking explore your surroundings more, shit

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That's fine. Think what you want.

It was a female dominated forum with large "gay" threads, turns out most of them were actually girls.

Fourth and fifth guys I hooked up with were guys though... but that was years later.

I'd say it's about time to become gay. You don't want to be alone forever, do you?

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>i know gym bros who look like alpha chads but are complete fucking virgin betas because they have no confidence

OP here. I am one of them.

>all you have to do is join a group where you can talk to people, online or real world

I've joined quite a few (women dominant groups) in recent years. Yoga courses, cooking classes. Nothing came out of it.

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Are you/ were you just waiting for ideal woman? If so what kind of woman would that be?
Or are you content being outside the loop of relationships and not have to deal with the stresses and bullshit that those come with?

>25 kiss less virgin

>Are you/ were you just waiting for ideal woman?

It's not that I ever had to turn somebody down. And I usually approach average looking women. Can't really afford standards.

>Or are you content being outside the loop of relationships and not have to deal with the stresses and bullshit that those come with?

No. I'd love to have a relationship.

Perhaps gym bros know that the juice isn't worth the squeeze and the pudgy average dude is just like every other pussy wiped guy where his only validation in life comes from sex

Do you really think it's normal to have sex at 13 user

If you were gay a thread like this might be enough to score some pity sex

>No. I'd love to have a relationship.
You say you have no standards and you look better than most men, even if you are autistic those 2 things don't go together. Unless of course you have turned down plenty of thots.