What's your definition of a friend?

What's your definition of a friend?

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When you trip and fall, a friend tries to help you up. A good friend laughs at you. 2nd one will have your back

>i turn up with a corpse in back of car
>unintelligible rambling, clearly on narcotics
"I'll get the spade, bro"

Someone who stabs you in the back

communication and trust without sex, then it's a "relationship."

Those are two-way agreements that sometimes fail.

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Someone that genuinely has your best interest in mind

Maybe I'm thinking of best friend.

people still have "friends?" i call them positives because none of them know who i actually am, i just pretend to be an ok person

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Can men and women be friends, or does there have to be some kind of attraction

Someone who does not want to fuck me over.

Someone I thrust enough to back up when called on and who will back me up in kind.

And yes I have had people fuck me over and abandon me even though time and time again I was knee deep in their shit helping them out. I learned from my mistakes.

Wut

A friend is the person who walks in when the whole world walks out.

Thank you. Baptist preacher at work.

I didnt spend enough time with people when they were in the hospital

Best thing, go, sit and shut up. They need something, do it. Then sit and shut up.

You'll understand when you grow up

Would be friends with

Someone who takes your secrets to the grave

Someone that would help you hide a body.

I'm that kid who always sprints to his classes and wears fingerless gloves. AMA

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Sorry wrong thread I'm gonna go kill myself now.

Someone who will have your back when it’s in their best interest not to. If you come out as a tranny you’ll learn who is your friend real quick. If you come out as a pedo you’ll learn anyone who talke to you that isn’t a kidfucker is your friend. If you kill a nigger or let your fast life druggie bullshit come to catch you, might be a good idea to try those two above before you tell anyone about the dead nigger in the back of your car that you need to store somewhere.

i call them people i cant be fucked listening to for more than 20 minutes

Shit man, don't do that. You sound like my definition of a friend.

Something I don't have.

someone I feel I can confide in.
someone that I feel I can be sincere with,
someone that reciprocates my kindness and interest.

you let me walk into your house randomly and eat food in your fridge