ITT we are at a party

ITT we are at a party.

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>Yea Forums
>goes to parties

Yeah i dont think so

no bro, this is a no party zone

U SMOKE BURHHHHH

>PULLS OUR 76 INCH DICK BONG AND 3 POUNDS OF KUSH

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>PULLS DOWN PANTS SHITS ON UR MOMS TABLE

WE HAVE A FELLOW ALL CAPS USER

YESS BROTHER

EASIER TO READ CAPS WHEN YOUR SOULS ON FIRE NIGGER

*snicker* Oops. That dude just drank the beer I roofied. He grabbed the wrong one.

WHO THE FUCK ATE MY MOMS PISTACHIOS.

BRUH THEY IN THE BATHROOM I SHIDDID ON EM

Everyone shit in a condom and put it in the fridge

WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU.

hey guise, check it out this chicks flashing mammeries!

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BRUH I SHIDDID ON EM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

GET OUR THREAD FAGGOT ALL CAPS GANG BRUH

I stopped going to parties because even though I can physically handle booze and blunts, I tend to become very self-destructive, my mind starts racing into weird sad shit and it feels like being trapped or sucked into my own mind full of bullshit, also because I ended up kissing with some close friends of mine (female) in front of everyone in the middle of the dance floor, groping and shit but we were drunk out of our minds and I really regret that kind of behavior, I actually enjoy the friendship of both male and female friends but some of them drive me to do crazy shit and I end up accepting since I have some mental turmoil myself, so if any of you think that you wouldn't be able to handle alcohol and booze and bad company, trust me you're better off not going to that party or social gathering, but if it is on your bucket list I'd say at least try it once

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUF!

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my naem is mud

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WHAAAT?

WOOOOO YEAH BRO PAAARTYY!

WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING KESHA TURN THAT FUCKING SHIT OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKS

i am stuck in the spider webs

Hello. I brought curry beer my fiends.
Where my bobs and veagen at ?

If trips i shoot a gun randomly into the Air at our party

If dubs i shit myself

I brought roses too. 2€ my fiend.

i keep a toothbrush next to my strainer at all times

Hi there :3
Girl heeeeere. Im vegan.

OOO my GAWWWWWD did you say curry beeeeeeer?!?! haha LETS GET OUT OF HERE ;)

Awkwardly stares at everybody.

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tits or gtfo

I feel you bro. I hardly drink anymore cuz I find I get anxious and emotional inside my own head and find myself wanting shit that I know will fuck my life up.

For example I start seeking attention from other females when I already have a girl at home.

So I just stay easy and get blunted as fuck maaaaaaiiine

*start ass-raping guy passed out in bedroom*
Hey guys! Line up! Free assplay!

Went downstairs to the basement and found this slut. She passed out and snoring. Any suggestions?

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No i wont ply to your mysoginist patriarcal demand. Keep your previliged white right handeds hands for yourself, you cis !
*take a selfie*
Did someone saw Chad ?

Fix her position and put a cover on her? Chivalry goes a long way

Eat her?

Take a photo of her and start thread on Yea Forums

I call her throat!

>yanks your cock out of your pants
>hock a mucus filled glob of spit on it
>proceed to shove it far enough down my throat to throw up
>came and farded and shitted everywhere

>"Damn that was good!!!"
>"Your free to go, and remember, this never happened"
>Leaves house

I leave to grab my ak47.. comeback shoot everyone... then self when police arrive.