New Celeb thread!

New Celeb thread!

I'm still not done being exhausted edition

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based

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I have so little time and these threads are my reprieve

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Diligently deteriorating

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That's the spirit, keep on powerin' through.

To specify, you're only "other Nessaposter" because you aren't *my* Nessaposter.
I don't know about that support group, tho. I'd have to see your naughty side for myself, to figure out what sort of support is needed, you know.

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some of the best legs

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My asshole stinks like cheap pizza for a sexy Kiki

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Don't be proud...

I'm drinking a bit, its cheating.

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That’s sad

Pizza always smells like heaven, even cheap pizza
Get your head out of your ass user

good thread is good

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Coming up with names is hard, Will

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Are you saying his asshole smells like heaven? ew

>bulldozers
>Palestine
>Sea
Combine your passions

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my dick is hard for a sexy Haiz!

Ty for posting Gal, I always love seeing her.

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Everyone is still awake I see. Somehow I doubt you all have excuses.

U 3 U Taysty.

Allow me to introduce myself.

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>To specify, you're only "other Nessaposter" because you aren't *my* Nessaposter.
Wait. You have your own Nessaposter?! Where can I get one of those?
...Asking for a friend.

>I don't know about that support group, tho. I'd have to see your naughty side for myself, to figure out what sort of support is needed, you know.
That could be interpreted as an invitation to lewd. Just sayin'...

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Just use a variation of your real name
Ez pz

She’s so cute and I’d give my left nut to be able to come home to her every night

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My excuse is that I have no excuse.

I can be proud of you if I want to be, I'll have you know. And even if you *are* drinking, it still counts.

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40% cute
60% sexy

Nessa's lips naturally make the :3 and I think it's adorable.

Depends on the photo, honestly

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>Where can I get one of those?
A wise man never reveals his secrets.
Oh, and by all means, let me clarify. That *was* an invitation to lewd. Not right now, tho. Right now, I probably need to start having the "it's time to go to bed" talk with myself.

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Wrap it up boys, the fat pimpled virgin arrived

these days it's way more lewd Haiz than cute imo

All my cum belongs to this sexy Kira

What do you mean, user?

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that ass is so delicious
love that Gal pic

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Beady is here, time to pack it up

Nah you're good, I know you don't have work tomorrow, other the next day... or the next... possibly ever lmao

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my dick...

...so she’s a normal, messy girl. Why you hatin?

I wanna lick her soles

you know :3

I still think she can go far more adorable/cute than sexy/lewd

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everybody behave

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Does cum get tired dripping down those long long long legs?

>even if you *are* drinking, it still counts.
Well, if you say so. I'll trust you

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wew is not a hateful form of speech

pretty slut

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No u

>Not right now, tho.
*Whew* That's a relief! I'd have to dig all those sweaty Nessas out of storage!

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Mmmm, just saw that 23 video of her and was hoping to find that little slut here

fite me

I thought you meant is as like a “wew nasty”

c'mon bruh

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you know what, no you

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Can someone confirm Haiz’ panty slip for me? Thanks~

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Lewders fear the Beady.

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show me these sweaty Nessas... (please)

Yes, u

she's a stripper

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Man I just think she’s cute as hell

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I don't know, user. Nessa can get awfully sweaty...

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L P

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youtu.be/Ar4raCW09yc

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she is! but even that tongue hanging out is 10/10 lewd

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@_@ sweaty cleavage

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She’s a sexy little whore that deserves my cum, so I’m stroking for her

not when kira is getting posted

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Check the panties...?

I'm sure it probably dries up before it gets all the way down

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I think it's time.

Shush, don't tempt me while I'm trying to convince myself to go to bed. Naughty.

I appreciate that. Try to enjoy however much of your night is still remaining, yeah? I'll see you again soon, I hope.

Still embarrassing, tho. Who knows what could happen during the day? I could be caught unawares if I sleep too long.
I'll see *you* soon, too, I'm sure.

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I want to kiss Kira on the mouth and give her HPV

youtu.be/HQ-oZC02rJU

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It's sad what she has to do just to survive because she won't give up her booty to Hollywood execs. :c

We need to support her in every way we can!

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...and don't get me started on those sweaty pits!

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JUST MARRY ME ALREADY VICTORIA

Nothing I am or have is good enough for that sexy Sharapova ;___;

So sweaty!

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lick them clean :3

>$10 million dollar net worth
>has to do things to survive

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I don't go very far. :]

Mwah mwah, sleep tight and try not to die of boredom till I see you next!

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>Shush, don't tempt me while I'm trying to convince myself to go to bed. Naughty.
Gah! You made me notice the time. I should sleep as well.

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she makes me get hard lol

; ____ ; STOP IT! STOP LAUGHING!

She'll run out of money soon and she'll be coming to celeb threads looking for a nice, stable user to support and provide for her (that's where I come in).

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The world needs a sexy Kiki more than ever!

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hey come on

imagine blowing a load on that bra? yum

I'll enjoy the rest for sure! Thanks for helping me keep busy while staying up. You're very enjoyable to talk to.

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I do!

semen sorceress

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES, OH MY OH MY OH MY

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indeed

total slut but nobody would deny she's worth the cum

why?

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I’d prefer her face, but yeah

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You fucking bitch

Get aboard?

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Haiz's titties need cum too

>she makes me get hard lol
That happens sometimes. Its normal :3

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imagine all the niggers

imagine pulling out and unloading on that tight toned tummy...

you're the one getting me hard user

I just think she’d look so good with her face coated...I’m definitely imagining her as the giggly type after a facial

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like let her put it in my butt?

Fage

youtu.be/CmOraUYvUNE

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for sure she would. a few thick ropes across the bridge of her adorable nose and she laughs when she realizes her eyes are sealed shut

youtu.be/eVjaEBbk7YE

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worst post in the entire thread

how romantic..

I want her to swallow all of my True Grit

Well then I should definitely stop! It isn't right for me to do such a thing to another user.
I apologize to any other anons who were made to feel things by the images I posted.

Like this one...

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You should apologize! And keep apologizing! Because...it wont fucking stop

is this the fabled Nessanon lewdness?

>like let her put it in my butt?
live your best bottom self

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You sick bastard

youtu.be/IvGH_jJY15U

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im fully erect for you user..

Exactly! And then she’d scoop it all into her mouth with a finger, and thank you for it too

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i wish anons posted Miccuci more often because she turns me on in a second

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one-pieces were invented so hailee could wear them

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I-I-I know I-I-I'm a-a-a-a lucky m-m-man...

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sucking her fingers clean and giving you a wink with her ruined makeup

youtu.be/hpQLxEJ4fBs

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Dammit! I'm messing this up, aren't I?

Afraid so. If you were expecting leaked nudes, sorry to disappoint.

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Spread out you piss hole for a sexy Kiki

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youtu.be/2VFYNko-k50

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Clearly

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her body is really great. i'm so glad we've seen her tits

I'm good with no leaks. I'm more into Nessa's sweaty tits, pits, legs and feet anyway ;3

You’re spot on~ ;)

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We have???

awwh how cute anons

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That ass was made for cum

one of the early fappenings

this awakens something in me

youtu.be/UOHyZ-t35_I

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cute prostitute

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She did a nude scene for a netflix show

Where my hoes at?

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me too

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Damn straight

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She has a cute butt as well!

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youtu.be/fV0pNsh_96s

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that's recent. just google Kate Miccuci nipples, there's a titty pic she took for someone that's just her face + nips.

Those beautiful eyes deserve all of my cum

those little tits, and those smooth legs, and her sexy eyes. i think i know who's getting it tonight

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is that Haiz reprimanding us for not giving her more?

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i have it, but why share it first? gotta build up to it

youtu.be/spI4akaEc1c

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Nessa pits!

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She's getting two.

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How flattering

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dat bish don even smyle

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It is. We could all serve our queen a little better

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The roundest areolas I have ever seen

Goodnight

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Imagine spreading those legs...

And putting your mouth right on those perfect little tits. Theyre some of the most suckable ive ever seen

Night night!

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such cute toes

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I need to kum in her Kloss kave

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bet she waxes

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Jeez user, i was jerking to Haiz but something about her eyes is making me unable to look away

I see all of those points as points that take a backseat because security comes first. In this sense, these points are liable to be propagandized as undesirable at the current time, or even unfeasible I'm really embarassed by some of the reps elected by SP - then again, I'm not a paulista tbhonest I didn't quite understand your question. The leftist agenda seems to be homogeneous worldwide at the moment - mutatis mutandis, of course. Also, we don't have a far-right here, just a neocon right with bolsonaro and a few other politicians, bolsonaro's party is absolute trash for the most part my god shes pretty >×–×ת הרגשה ××שר ×ין לך ×ישה פשיסטית להריח
>ynet what about i24
Spoonfeed me the possible coalitions kikes
Yeah, which is obviously why he can't speak out hard against them. But if Bibi wasn't moving right to keep the ultra-orthodox happy then Blue and White wouldn't even have a reason to exist. And yeah, I've lived and studied in Israel for a while.
Do you understand Hebrew? Are you a BR jew?
×—×—×—×—×—×—×— that image is probably the best edit of that meme, it's 300% accurate I'm surprised by the amount of zNUT shills here, I think it's mostly Israeli zoomers that come to 4channel
Yes, and bibi will destroy israel this time, i'm telling you. Oh wait, doesn't a destroyed US base require More money to maintain?
meretz (I don't frequent /pol/...)
>letting felons vote lmao
Nah. There are a growing healthy movement of traditional catholicism here. They don't need to deny Francis is the Pope to criticize him (and they do a lot).
What the fuck is up with all those crypto brazilian jews? I never knew that were so many here
You are all abunch of faggots in Israel, I hate you kikes, all I wanted is my weed and west bank, now I have none, most of the country are a bunch of bibi npcs, lefty cucks and fucking jewish religious larpers. T

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>obvious errors in the hebrew of the passports the absolute state of iranian intelligence
RESULTS UPDATED (97% counted): Likud (right wing) - 26% Blue & White (le centrist) - 26% Shas (religious) - 6% United Torah Judaism (religious) - 6% Yisrael Beiteinu (right wing; Russian) - 4% Labor (cucks) - 4% Hadash Ta'al (Arab) - 4% United Right (fascist) - 3.69% Meretz ("progressive") - 3.61% Kaluna (center) - 3.57% Arab List - 3.25% THRESHOLD - 3.25% New Right (right wing) - 3.17% ALL OTHER PARTIES WILL NOT HIT THRESHOLD
Hope bibi wins because his son does some quality shitposting. Have a super rare merchant for your thread, heebweebs.
Better than I would have imagined.
Bibi has already won, once again cheers mate
I don't see much of a pattern on the geographical distribution fo israeli votes, except maybe that those who live closer to the sea and further from the sea seem to be more cucked ant that settlers seem to vote new right
>How does it work? Israel has 120 seats in its parliament. None of the 10+ parties will get enough seats for a majority, so coalition building is the name of the game. >Who are the main players? Right-Wing Prime Minister "Bibi" Netanyahu and Center-to-Center-left "Blue and White" alliance are each expected to get around 30 seats, and will build coalitions from there. >Where are the results? Here: votes21.bechirot.gov.il RESULTS UPDATED (85% counted): Likud (right wing) - 27% Blue & White (le centrist) - 26% Shas (religious) - 6% United Torah Judaism (religious) - 5% Yisrael Beiteinu (right wing; Russian) - 4% Labor (cucks) - 4% Hadash Ta'al (Arab) - 4% United Right (fascist) - 3.66% Kaluna (center) - 3.64% Meretz ("progressive") - 3.61% ALL OTHER PARTIES BELOW THRESHOLD
meretz got a measly less than 10% or so in tel aviv, they all fell for the gantz meme except for in south tel aviv where they went netanyahu
WHY DID YOU FAIL US FAGGOT? NOW LOOK WHAT HAS HAPPENED.
BIRB NO

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Karlie Kushner has a nice ring to it, tbh

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>12. Finally, a warning to U.S. Democrats: If Netanyahu can win in 2019 – Donald Trump can win in 2020. The combination of nationalism, ethnocentrism, polarization, incitement and tactical genius, it turns out, can easily overcome charges of corruption, contempt for the rule of law and efforts to harm democracy. Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak used to say that immoral decisions are destined to collapse under their own weight, but he didn’t cite a timetable. The wait, it seems, could be long. outline.com/JGq5xZ
It may not have been a talking point, but if you don't realize it is a major thing driving the election then you are an idiot.
>it's partisanship to not ban a legitimate and long established party that has been in the parliament for many years ok naftali
As of last week they will be investigated a little more (AMIA and DAIA provably moving strings) and then kicked out with prohibition to re entry the country. Our Jews went crazy about it for like a week, then silence. Some weird shit happens here. Nisman, AMIA and Embassy bombings permanently kept unresolved...
>senia valdberg >aka the epitome of cuckness one of the most hateful online personas to exist (after yoav maor)
soldier votes (double envelopes) will reverse this, mark my words there is no way NR won't pass

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>tfw Windows Update interrupts your lewding

I think I should take it out and start working up a big load for Haiz

>12. Finally, a warning to U.S. Democrats: If Netanyahu can win in 2019 – Donald Trump can win in 2020. The combination of nationalism, ethnocentrism, polarization, incitement and tactical genius, it turns out, can easily overcome charges of corruption, contempt for the rule of law and efforts to harm democracy. Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak used to say that immoral decisions are destined to collapse under their own weight, but he didn’t cite a timetable. The wait, it seems, could be long. outline.com/JGq5xZ
It may not have been a talking point, but if you don't realize it is a major thing driving the election then you are an idiot.
>it's partisanship to not ban a legitimate and long established party that has been in the parliament for many years ok naftali
As of last week they will be investigated a little more (AMIA and DAIA provably moving strings) and then kicked out with prohibition to re entry the country. Our Jews went crazy about it for like a week, then silence. Some weird shit happens here. Nisman, AMIA and Embassy bombings permanently kept unresolved...
>senia valdberg >aka the epitome of cuckness one of the most hateful online personas to exist (after yoav maor)
soldier votes (double envelopes) will reverse this, mark my words there is no way NR won't pass

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She seems like she'd keep herself proper. Hotter that way

>12. Finally, a warning to U.S. Democrats: If Netanyahu can win in 2019 – Donald Trump can win in 2020. The combination of nationalism, ethnocentrism, polarization, incitement and tactical genius, it turns out, can easily overcome charges of corruption, contempt for the rule of law and efforts to harm democracy. Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak used to say that immoral decisions are destined to collapse under their own weight, but he didn’t cite a timetable. The wait, it seems, could be long. outline.com/JGq5xZ
It may not have been a talking point, but if you don't realize it is a major thing driving the election then you are an idiot.
>it's partisanship to not ban a legitimate and long established party that has been in the parliament for many years ok naftali
As of last week they will be investigated a little more (AMIA and DAIA provably moving strings) and then kicked out with prohibition to re entry the country. Our Jews went crazy about it for like a week, then silence. Some weird shit happens here. Nisman, AMIA and Embassy bombings permanently kept unresolved...
>senia valdberg >aka the epitome of cuckness one of the most hateful online personas to exist (after yoav maor)
soldier votes (double envelopes) will reverse this, mark my words there is no way NR won't pass

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>zehut didn't pass the threshold
I'm under the impression that these %s are heavily skewed so this is what it feels like when you deceive the goyim? feels great tbqhwu haver I hope you like circumcised dicks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLBERTARIANS ARE A JOKE NO MATTER THE COUNTRY Bibi obviously
Nah. There are a growing healthy movement of traditional catholicism here. They don't need to deny Francis is the Pope to criticize him (and they do a lot).
DUDE WEED LMAO
Can someone tell me why Yair Lapid has a political career and Livni just quit hers? My Israeli politics sense dates from back in 2006 which is about the time I lost interest in its politics
>she
Then yes I guess. Brazil's PSL is a Brazilian GOP. But they are "liberal-conservative". They are just a party made of a bunch of economic liberals and "conservatives". Now, a Catholic party, a party that promoves fascism or a monarchist party we don't have.
Yeah I know
That was/is a big argument regarding where messianic Jews fall in the right of return. The right of return specifically denies the right to anyone who changes their religion from Judaism, so messianic Jews are kept out just like the rest of the Christians. Some of the messianics are trying to get that changed but they are frankly too small of a group to have any real political clout.
At least you didn't post that abomination burger from yesterday. How's it going, Heebro?
>guise instead of actually fixing things that's going to make everything worse for us in the future, we just need more shekels from Amrika and invade Lebanon again! Based Bibi saving the future of Zion once again!
So, she's a corrupt neocon who shipped all the jobs overseas for a tidy profit who runs around pretending she is left wing?
Colombia has a cuck right now but their cucks are still to the right of what's mainstream in other countries in the region. Chile has cuck Piñera who started pretty based but is becoming more centrist with the

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Goodariddance, I hate libertarians as much as I hate catholics I hate people who worship abstract concepts in general, money is as much of an abstract concept as a god ever will be
(((democracy)))
it's a dove for peace I think livni hasn't been relevant for years
>t. anti-likud voter
UTJ, Shas, URP already said they support Netanyahu, Kulanu is in his pocket too Gantz can't win
Wait, its a tranny? Holy shit, I feel double deceived.
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT ISRAEL FUCKING KIKES. TRUMP STOP FUCKING CATERING TO THEM LIKE YOU'RE THEIR LEADER. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR US. FUCK
Live me bro, I hope Iran just nukes that shithole now
Tzipora "Tzipi" Livni (Tzipora = Dove in Hebrew) uruguay got it right
I've seen a lot of them too, maybe whatever VPN service the Israelis use has a lot of access to Brazilian servers?
Trump doesnt care. He wants to put his name on street or buildings. It's time to kill him anyway.
Better than I would have imagined.
>weed smokers and incels Fuck you I went outside, but it was pretty sunny tho
kulanu is for mizr*hi fags who want likud with less neo-liberalism and more social-democracy feiglin was counting on weed smokers and incels to actually get out to the sunlight and find their voting booths. what a retard
We all know that diaspora Jews hate Jesus and anything to do with Christianity, but how do Israelis feel about it? Since Israelis are becoming more and more religious and conservative, do you think they’ll become more open to Christianity? And I don’t mean those liberal, watered-down churches, but the more traditional, right-wing ones like Eastern Orthodoxy.
old: bibi, religious dudes, hard right wingers, random populists new: bibi, religious dudes, slightly different hard right wingers, random populists
Haaretz are leftist libtards
So, she's a corrupt neocon who shipped all the jobs overseas for a tidy profit who runs around pretending she is left wing?
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Could it all of these be just a scare tactic of Bibi to make people afraid of a "weak" government taking power with so many conflicts all around?
Yeah, which is obviously why he can't speak out hard against them. But if Bibi wasn't moving right to keep the ultra-orthodox happy then Blue and White wouldn't even have a reason to exist. And yeah, I've lived and studied in Israel for a while.
oh no no no suddenly became very close
post the source motherfucker
Fear for your life son. That creepy guy you have been fearing is my wifes son. He's been stalking you on the daily.
Yes, and bibi will destroy israel this time, i'm telling you. Oh wait, doesn't a destroyed US base require More money to maintain?
>Wasn't King Juan Carlos the one who cucked Francoism? Nope, it was his own 'movement' that cucked Francoism by moving to the liberal-conservative ideology out of sheer opportunism. By the time of the coup attempt in Spain, the 'movement' was already long dead from the inside out. That's what I fear will happen to all far-right or far-left movements
Do you understand Hebrew? Are you a BR jew?
The only saving grace there is Mr Cohen
some of these ultraorthos don't have a solid allegiance to either side when ti comes to the left right divide
it's 5:43 and the hebrew coverage is scraping the bottom of the barrel right now, best wait until tomorrow for fresh memes
lmao Fucking gas me
fpbp
lol good luck with that is this the zenith of conservathots in israel? funny how they all look alike, no matter the country
cute tho literally no one watches her channel (Kan 11)
bibi is going to win. Trump flopped his boner on him, and that's like the new knighting of the guard I presume.

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Could it all of these be just a scare tactic of Bibi to make people afraid of a "weak" government taking power with so many conflicts all around?
Yeah, which is obviously why he can't speak out hard against them. But if Bibi wasn't moving right to keep the ultra-orthodox happy then Blue and White wouldn't even have a reason to exist. And yeah, I've lived and studied in Israel for a while.
oh no no no suddenly became very close
post the source motherfucker
Fear for your life son. That creepy guy you have been fearing is my wifes son. He's been stalking you on the daily.
Yes, and bibi will destroy israel this time, i'm telling you. Oh wait, doesn't a destroyed US base require More money to maintain?
>Wasn't King Juan Carlos the one who cucked Francoism? Nope, it was his own 'movement' that cucked Francoism by moving to the liberal-conservative ideology out of sheer opportunism. By the time of the coup attempt in Spain, the 'movement' was already long dead from the inside out. That's what I fear will happen to all far-right or far-left movements
Do you understand Hebrew? Are you a BR jew?
The only saving grace there is Mr Cohen
some of these ultraorthos don't have a solid allegiance to either side when ti comes to the left right divide
it's 5:43 and the hebrew coverage is scraping the bottom of the barrel right now, best wait until tomorrow for fresh memes
lmao Fucking gas me
fpbp
lol good luck with that is this the zenith of conservathots in israel? funny how they all look alike, no matter the country
cute tho literally no one watches her channel (Kan 11)
bibi is going to win. Trump flopped his boner on him, and that's like the new knighting of the guard I presume.

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Also....t-there's the possibility I'm part Jewish by father's side. >mfw
I don't know what's worse... To be Uruguayan and under commie government Or palestinian and prepping jewish bulls
Someone ITK give us the results already
DUDE WEED LMAO
FUCK BIBI I WANT GANTZ REEEEE
BASED BIBI
The Jewish Home (which is now seperated onto United Right and New Right) religious orthodox jews (yarmulke-wearing) who serve in the military
The left-right dichotomy in general is unwieldy and imprecise, but the things the ultraorthos want that Bibi is giving them are rather uniformly associated with the right wing. They may not have any allegiance when it comes to the economic argument, but I would still refer to them as being on the right wing of the spectrum.
Both Bibi and Gantz are gonna stick it hard to the muzies. Bibi will just be a little more aggressive to appease the rest of his coalition.
it's a dove for peace I think livni hasn't been relevant for years
>Wasn't King Juan Carlos the one who cucked Francoism? Nope, it was his own 'movement' that cucked Francoism by moving to the liberal-conservative ideology out of sheer opportunism. By the time of the coup attempt in Spain, the 'movement' was already long dead from the inside out. That's what I fear will happen to all far-right or far-left movements
then send us back Mia Kirshner, Emanuella Chriqui, Seth Rogen, Willian Shatner, Eugene Levy, Hawey Mandel, Paula Abdul, Leonard Cohen, Rick Moranis, and Victor Garber
Yes, I was not trying to say that only Iranians are there, maybe they even failed to infiltrate. Is just that they are the most visible side. The EPP and the drug war that started with the killing of that big ass PY drug lord by some shady Brazilian team of killers (supposedly Red Command) went strangely quiet. No reprisals or power vacuum that spiraled out of control. Maybe the ghosts of the past are coming for revenge soon.
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I think so too (and evidently so does she)

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Im making the new thread as soon as this one hits cap, dont worry anons. Just dont let it interrupt you

Bibi lies for votes, hopefully won't happen
You're probably 0,0003% jew too, don't think too much of it. You got Perfida Iberia to thank for it, what with their Jewish persecution and all that.
>muh bibi I hate boomers
>Uruguay's population is somewhere around 90% to 97% urban Jesus >Then they became commies due to lack of job opportunities Cities were a mistake. Literally the source of all poz.
Hoping that's enough to at the very least kick that Arab party out.
5:43 AM your time. When will the counting be done?
/pol/ has always stood with Bibi. Only unironic commies disagree with him.
the front page article on the largest news site in Israel... (ynet) it's another great mystery of life
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT ISRAEL FUCKING KIKES. TRUMP STOP FUCKING CATERING TO THEM LIKE YOU'RE THEIR LEADER. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR US. FUCK
all I wanted was boomers and mega kikes to stop leeching...
Ba tahles, it's good that bibi won, but you faggots feiglin should have been in, who the fuck votes for kulanu, what a bunch of faggots
Can someone give me the quick rundown on the united right? Seems really interesting to have a fascist party in Israel of all places,are they actually fascists or is that the media assigned label?
The left neglects public security and are too soft with criminals. Also they support too much degeneracy even for Brazilian standarts. I bet there are a lot of peopel that secretly despises these guys so much that they would support a dictator just to end the bullshit, although they of course don't talk about it. Wasn't King Juan Carlos the one who cucked Francoism? Franco should have choosen an Habsburg to be the King of Spain.
so that may be the root of your obsession, seeing as they're virtually 0% of the population there aren't they haaretz is left, ynet (which is controlled by the newspaper yediot) is "center", and there are a whole bunch of right wing ones and also religious ones that I'm not famil

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do you have kik or disc? this thread is going pear-shaped fast.

>making fun of a true democracy Israel even had its first female Prime Minister back in the 70's. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golda_Meir
I believe it. Jews are pretty awesome if we just killed them after 40.
The left neglects public security and are too soft with criminals. Also they support too much degeneracy even for Brazilian standarts. I bet there are a lot of peopel that secretly despises these guys so much that they would support a dictator just to end the bullshit, although they of course don't talk about it. Wasn't King Juan Carlos the one who cucked Francoism? Franco should have choosen an Habsburg to be the King of Spain.
youtube.com/watch?v=wHmhf_wrcrM If you're American and you support King Kike you are a traitor
she got dumped by the new Labor leader Avi Gabay
What a shame.
well atleast they'll kill more muzzies
The electoral college is a much better system than this jew scheme.
what about zehut senpai? how much our beloved soldiers are based?
Bibi wins by default because he is in a position to form the coalition where Blue and White is not. Gantz never had a chance of winning today, only denying Likud a couple of seats.
based bibi desu he really is the best option
>senia valdberg >aka the epitome of cuckness one of the most hateful online personas to exist (after yoav maor)
As of last week they will be investigated a little more (AMIA and DAIA provably moving strings) and then kicked out with prohibition to re entry the country. Our Jews went crazy about it for like a week, then silence. Some weird shit happens here. Nisman, AMIA and Embassy bombings permanently kept unresolved...
It's kebab removing time.
>Likud >Yisrael Beiteinu >Kulanu secular jews, who serve in the military > Jewish Home (United Right) orthodox jews, who serve in the military >Shas >United Torah Judaism ultra-orthodox jews, who partly serve in the military
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Yeah, which is obviously why he can't speak out hard against them. But if Bibi wasn't moving right to keep the ultra-orthodox happy then Blue and White wouldn't even have a reason to exist. And yeah, I've lived and studied in Israel for a while.
simpsons did it
because Tzipi Livni is the Israeli counterpart of Hillary Clinton
they're stalling the counting stopped around 97% and nobody gave enough shits to continue counting
Our left is pretty much a copy of the American left. Americans literally finance our left wing movements and party. They even use the same language of the american left wing like hashtag VidasNegrasImportam (black lives matter) and some other shit. Our problem isn't Europe, but America. Without America, especially without the American elite, we wouldn't have a newleft party in Brazil. We would only have soviet-style commies, but they are more bearable.
It may not have been a talking point, but if you don't realize it is a major thing driving the election then you are an idiot.
this status quo is literally the best thing for our fragile jewish state
would save, from the oven and make Aryan babies with
RT report on Israel's election: only one dude can stop Netanyahu and Mrs. Clinton running for office. youtube.com/watch?v=JBoBjZzzzwI
Link
remove this degeneracy from the holy land my inner salah ud deen intensifies
(((democracy)))
I believe it. Jews are pretty awesome if we just killed them after 40.
>weed smokers and incels Fuck you I went outside, but it was pretty sunny tho

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rich dumpsterfire

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kulanu is for mizr*hi fags who want likud with less neo-liberalism and more social-democracy feiglin was counting on weed smokers and incels to actually get out to the sunlight and find their voting booths. what a retard
is there any country in south america with a major right wing party?
I think Bibi is going to win at this point. Long live king bibi :)
What's the deal with Israel electing kikes to everything? It's like, doesn't anyone else run for office over there?
kike i'll pay you to take them you faggot
i meant is it just anti-left sentiments or is there some agenda that the right wants to fight on?
what are the main greivances from the left that people might support far-right?
Nah. There are a growing healthy movement of traditional catholicism here. They don't need to deny Francis is the Pope to criticize him (and they do a lot).
You are a mohel dick sucker
Right-wing: timesofisrael.com/ jpost.com/ Left-wing: haaretz.com
67 seats for right wing & jewish parties (Likud & co.) 53 seats for center-left wing & arab parties (Blue and White & co.)
>I don't like Bibi cause hes a hawk >So I'm gonna support the former head of the IDF who also love the gays. You are supposed to think up the memes not let the memes think for you.
Some new blood in the opposition and at least one kahanist party is out. I don't believe annexation will happen.
PSL is disgusting. I Spit on them, its amazing the amount of shit representatives that got elected out of the bolsowave All they've got is dank memes and 420lmao, it's like Israel is trying to impersonate Canada
I doubt there is one.
lmao don't get cucked like europe brazibros
even if all of them vote it wont be enough, just a pipedream
Glad that you chose the party of diversity and feminism. Your country needs more traps and refugees. Israel can't survive with all those toxic walls, borders, and patriarchy.
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I post on Yea Forums a lot, a spammer doesn't really bother me

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netanyahu can build a clear majority coalition, the orthodox parties (both mizrahi and ashkenazi) prefer bibi
It's kebab removing time.
Whatever I still have weed, fuck the police
How much far below, where is the percentage
If you think Bibi cozying up to the ultra-orthodox isn't driving a lot of the support for Blue and White than you lack basic understanding of politics in general.
>zehut didn't pass the threshold
FUCK BIBI I WANT GANTZ REEEEE
Let me guess, the pigeon is Livni, am I right?
Then yes I guess. Brazil's PSL is a Brazilian GOP. But they are "liberal-conservative". They are just a party made of a bunch of economic liberals and "conservatives". Now, a Catholic party, a party that promoves fascism or a monarchist party we don't have.
Which is fair but we need to clean out Lebanon.
bibi is going to win. Trump flopped his boner on him, and that's like the new knighting of the guard I presume.
Bibi coalition would be right wing parties (((Gantz))) coalition would be left wing parties with maybe some sandniggers if he was desperate enough and wanted to commit political suicide
They hate them most of all. A New can go atheist and still be considered Jewish. Go Christian and you are out of the synagogue. "Hellenization" is their word for "cuck"
post the source motherfucker

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based let me add to that >I support Gantz
>The big change of the last hour is that the second Arab party Ra’am Ra’am-Balad is at 3.45%, well past the 3.25% threshold, which will give them 4 seats. timesofisrael.com/liveblog-april-10-2019/

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well atleast they'll kill more muzzies
BIRB NO
this new delouse app is fucking amazing. Can't even read what the memeflags write anymore
well obviously I didn't think they went to Russia with their own production equipment, but it still requires streaming/TV infrastructure that was fairly impressive for a new channel/taagid thing
Why the fuck is everyone assuming that the left in israel is the same disco trainers and soibois as the west? As if the Palestinian or lefty jews had time or right for sex change and makeup inbetween rocket fire?
>muh jesus You have irrational beliefs
Yes, I was not trying to say that only Iranians are there, maybe they even failed to infiltrate. Is just that they are the most visible side. The EPP and the drug war that started with the killing of that big ass PY drug lord by some shady Brazilian team of killers (supposedly Red Command) went strangely quiet. No reprisals or power vacuum that spiraled out of control. Maybe the ghosts of the past are coming for revenge soon.
then send us back Mia Kirshner, Emanuella Chriqui, Seth Rogen, Willian Shatner, Eugene Levy, Hawey Mandel, Paula Abdul, Leonard Cohen, Rick Moranis, and Victor Garber
>WE NEED MOAR MONEY TO BOMB IRAN DURRRRR
>Ra'am-Balad just barely squeaks over the threshold after Supreme Court overturns their ban from Electoral Commission >New Right just barely misses I'm half-expecting Bennett and Shaked to be headed over to the court building right now with their old service rifles. That's gotta rankle them considering how much they've complained about the SC's partisanship.
WHY DID YOU FAIL US FAGGOT? NOW LOOK WHAT HAS HAPPENED.
So, she's a corrupt neocon who shipped all the jobs overseas for a tidy profit who runs around pretending she is left wing?
I'm gonna press F for this general F
>Likud >Yisrael Beiteinu >Kulanu secular jews, who serve in the military > Jewish H

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meretz got a measly less than 10% or so in tel aviv, they all fell for the gantz meme except for in south tel aviv where they went netanyahu
lol nice try. She's mine
Depends. Do you consider the GOP to be right wing?
the front page article on the largest news site in Israel... (ynet) it's another great mystery of life
Better than I would have imagined.
DUDE WEED LMAO
>we support Gantz
5:43 AM your time. When will the counting be done?
Yes, and bibi will destroy israel this time, i'm telling you. Oh wait, doesn't a destroyed US base require More money to maintain?
>muh bibi I hate boomers
how do I find that map on ynews? the dailywire shilled for zehut last year tho
You're literally lying about the results and Bibi is going to lose.
Zehut is dead. Hold be bros
well obviously I didn't think they went to Russia with their own production equipment, but it still requires streaming/TV infrastructure that was fairly impressive for a new channel/taagid thing
I've seen a lot of them too, maybe whatever VPN service the Israelis use has a lot of access to Brazilian servers?
Zehut is a stillborn. Embrace Bibi. Benny chickenhawk should have his voting rights revoked based uruguay denunciador de la fraude amplio based Israeli unfazed by libertarian tricks
Only Jews with Khazar blood have the milkers. She looks sephardi (arab-jew).
zehut will get a large chunk of the soldiers votes as ale yarok did, but holy feigel is so far from the threshold he'll need like 40%
youtube.com/watch?v=wHmhf_wrcrM If you're American and you support King Kike you are a traitor
what's it say? I don't need luck, I'm a Nazi
>Yisrael beitenu >not "partially jews" jk m8 don't get mad we can definitely agree on the fact that if bibi wasn't being swayed right then gantz would've been weaker, but I think it's much more to do with Bennet and Co also, the various corruption and competence issues were central
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Yeah post yours

Spoonfeed me the possible coalitions kikes
>letting felons vote lmao
Oh shit bibi lost!!! It’s official. Palestinians in control now
Brazilkike check. Nextime a brazilflag disses Christ they'll be shown your screencap, kike fucking clown.
>enjoy your escapist lifestyle Prove that you religion is true
Auto-Antisemitism: The Post
That's a Jewish boy.
>liberal-conservative is too left wing and bourgeois >oh hey, lets back up populist monarchists and populist 'fascists'
RESULTS UPDATED (97% counted): Likud (right wing) - 26% Blue & White (le centrist) - 26% Shas (religious) - 6% United Torah Judaism (religious) - 6% Yisrael Beiteinu (right wing; Russian) - 4% Labor (cucks) - 4% Hadash Ta'al (Arab) - 4% United Right (fascist) - 3.69% Meretz ("progressive") - 3.61% Kaluna (center) - 3.57% Arab List - 3.25% THRESHOLD - 3.25% New Right (right wing) - 3.17% ALL OTHER PARTIES WILL NOT HIT THRESHOLD
based bibi desu he really is the best option
>obvious errors in the hebrew of the passports the absolute state of iranian intelligence
Whatever you say kike, enjoy your escapist lifestyle while you can.
I believe it. Jews are pretty awesome if we just killed them after 40.
Press F to pay respects to Israel/pol/ as they will die in Lebanon for this man
How the fuck can you complain about Bibi? He isn't perfect but his leadership has basically seen the end of leftist political influence in the entire fucking country.
you do know that gantz tried contacting the ultra orthodox parties to form a coalition after the exit polls, right? you know that these religious parties fall outside the right-left dichotomy on many issues, right? this isn't democrats vs republicans. did you ever even live here? did you serve in the army?
Yeah Jewing around to keep us suffering miles and miles away. This is case of cults who fought for Israel. I didnt sacrifice my life for Israel but for whole. Truth itself matters than Israel. You must unde

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Moar next thread?

we can take it somewhere else if you want

Im fine with next thread, where are you thinking?

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