Trips decide his fate

Find a better owner for him.

give him kisses!

tickle his belly

eat him

Stick it in pooper.

old age and lots of love!

Buy him a beanie

A hat

Blender

Burn in with a lighter

Fucking cunts.

Pet him

Buy him more food

chicken sandwich

Behead him.

Buy then a mate and cherish them forever. My blue fronted amazon fren Apollo is still cooler than your birb fren tho.

Put a little hat on his head

teach him tai chi

feed him 5 sunflower seeds

You need to STFU, redditfag

Give him a little piece of apple and a nice cuddle.

I like how Yea Forums can be wholesome and edgy at the same time

111 blenderfag

here here

>give him a top hat and feed him some chicken nuggets

Make a video with him

Lil green nigga deserves a long, full life full of seeds scritches and unclipped wings.

tuck him in and go night night

Literally tape a time stamp to him or make him hold one saying “I am good birb”

ONE OFF ARE YOU NIGGERING ME

Don't mind me, just gonna waste these trips

This

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Name him Greg

Give him a long happy life

head pats

this

let him go

444
Pluck him and make roast perrot out of him
>op won't deliver, cz op is a fag

Either let him go or treat him correctly

Fucking retard

OP Better deliver
Post a YouTube video of you feeding him some grapes. Fucking cunt.

Give him away to a good family, you piece of nigger shit

Rolling for time stamp

love him forever

SATANIC TRIPS DELIVAR

Give him to your neighbor, then kill yourself

Out-fucking-standing!
Make the bird sing.

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Protect him at all costs

Buy him food and toys

Give him away

I think since the 666 was a fucken waste, I am goin to suggest something to roll to that we haven't seen in a while

I am rolling for Space Program

Stop being a fucking disgrace and kill yourself

Waste?
Nigger I want to see that bird with a time stamp PRONTO

>winrar

Get over your little dick and don't hurt the bird, faggot

OP here, give me a minute

an hero

cherish him

but, space program

not like a set of tits are going to be with the timestamp

we need a bird in Space

Someone is feeling edgy, apparently.

You need to stop being a edgy nigger

hope your dad gives you aids. Also free the bird

Hurry up, faggot

Waiting on OP...

leave him alone, go to a shrink

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edgy?

space program isn't edge

love him

Unattended 8th graders being edgy

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Rip off your dick and leave the bird alone

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feed them and cherish them

Mommy gonna fucking kill you when she sees you killed her birb. no tendies for you

(Give it a teacup hat if trips)

Close all possible exits to the outside, let it loose in the house.

Cum on it and then take perfect care of it until it dies of old age

I said have him hold it, I demand a real OP

Microwave then enjoy with some bbq sauce

I was in 8th grade in 2004

I just want to see a fucken space program

the grasshopper one from about half a year ago was awesome

been too long

call it edgy I do not give a fuck, it's still the Space Program

Let them be, then proceed to kys for being a lame fag

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Take better care of the bird then yourself until it dies of old age.

Reroll

OP HERE. CAN YOU FAGGOTS ROLL TRIPS OR WHAT?!
I give you 5 minutes. If no trips I'll do my own thing hehehe

Freedom

...

This

Give the best possible life until birdy dies of old age

Kys faggot

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Birb treat

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space program

Give him an life worthy of an ostrich

Let him go, faggot.

space
program

Recreate this scene in front of the birds.

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Nigger
>Nigger
Nig
ger

Rolling for BIRD holding time stamp

Oh, you mean you'll be a faggot?
You committed to the trips. Don't be a faggot.

Spare the birb from your pale nigger power fantasy. Shove an avocado up your ass afterwards.

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Give him to someone more responsible, you fucking nigger

Rolling for space program

Kill yourself and leave the bird your estate

hell yes I second this one

roll for space program

Tits or gtfo, also let the bird live a long prosperous life.

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the retarded thing can't hold anything

it's better in space

make him an origami hat out of a crisp $20 bill

Protect him from any harm for as long as you live

You’d be better in space you fucking monkeynigger
How would he even send him there

If someone rolls quints OP has to video himself releasing the bird into the wild.

make it a tiny hat

Let him/her live peacefully and continue to take care of it

Give him some seed

paint a picture of it

let them free in the house for the night

let it outside

Put a little hat on him

if I was in space, I would have a much better salary

so yea maybe I would be better off in space

and as for your question, I got this to say

if you would just let the space program happen you would get your answer

no bird ain't holding no paper in its beak my nigga

OP HERE.
Ma nigga high as fuck hahahaha
Guess what I "fed" him with

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Bring it back to Australia

hmmm, a needle?

You didn’t.

Rolling for this

SPACE PROGRAM YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

let them eat birdseed off your face

space program

Roll

first bird in space

space program

Smash it's head with a hammer

rolling for this

get him a bigger cage

No :(

Op better deliver on space program or his balls will fall off in his sleep

Trips for kiss bird

give them a mirror so they can see what good birbs they are

to the fucking moon

Get it a mate, and take good care of them forever

Lick his bird cock

Roll

suck him off and pleasure him and for the rest of your life be his slave.

Send it to space

Nice bait, birds go crazy when they see mirrors. Don't do it OP

this

roll

Roll

Give him love and affection

my bad, I thought they just try to woo their reflections. I've seen a quail do it.

Give that little feller a long and happy life

roll

Whatever is below this post vvv

Shooting at quail with .22lr is the funniest shit, they either lock up instantly or spaz around for 5 minutes. The look on the mate's face when it tries to coerce the dead ones into moving is priceless also

Oh shit roll for the moon annons

Rolllllllllllllllll

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Samefag. Nigger

SPACE BITCH

Shred it up in the blender yeehaw

Cut its wings off

Only partly true nigger

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you wish fag

only half of that is me

you got 2 people maybe more pulling for space program

we need one

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Cum on it fuck i

Bite its head offf

Nice editing skills faggot

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PUSH ROLL FOR SPACE FELLOW Yea ForumsROTHER!

Put it in the freezer over night

Put it in boiling water

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Pop his head off like a dandelion

hell yea

we need this shit

space program for this roll

trips get

Fuck off nigtard

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Eat it

Take a weewee on it

Rerolling for whatever is under this post vvv

Step on it then throw it in da microwave for fun

Strap it to a firework and send it into orbit

Give him a little nice head scratch and some treats then say good boy and leave him be. Under no circumstances are you to harm the bird in any way.

Final roll before depression fap

Space program ftw

Microwave for 10 seconds

space program

trips get?

888 means cook it

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Light it on firee then send it to space

ROll

Jerk off using his little wings

rerolling

Bite his head off

Flush it down the toilet

Rolling

Put your finger in his anus

What are the chances Op is even still here?

Don't be gay

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One small step for bird, one giant leap for birdkind

Space program let's go

Name him Jeff and cherish Jeff

Clean his cage

give him a kiss and remind him how much you love him bitch

Shit!

Winrar

The spacefags won

o shit, now for the logistics of it

The time is now

Make him hate the niggers and the gays

Unlikely
roll

Winner

Teach him to kill the jews

OOOOOHHHHHHHH SHHIIIIIIIITTT

WE DID IT Yea ForumsROS!

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Sell him to different pet store for profit

OP, here. What the fuck am I supposednto do now. Send him to space?? How

Smh you ain’t even worthy. Tie that nigga up with some balloons faggot

that won't take him to space, that will just kill him, OP now you must join nasa and take the bird up there

Ship them to Elon Musk with printed screencaps from this thread, he'll understand.

Tie him to a bunch of big ass baloons if u have enough money you can buy a weather balloon that will do the job

Someone screencap this and tweet it to alon musk maybe he'll do we never know

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Burn it alive

yeeeeeeeet

Buy him an enormous Cage

reported

Super glue to dick and jerk off into a bowler hat.

Re roll

Nothing but the highest quality, most expensive bird feed from now on!!

Re roll
Re re roll

Re re re roll

birb friend for him

the space bird already has a friend

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