Secrets

Secrets

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I chew on the fabric softener.

I like to have gay sex with mature men , and let them do whatever they want, so i go to cruising places to get pounded

I'm a tiny dick, one ball college professor. I post nudes online hoping my students will find them.

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I switched from one relationship to another and slept with both for about two months

my ex found out and almost destroyed my present relationship.

This past Sunday, I gaslighted my brother and his wife. I snuck into their house and stacked a bunch of donuts on their kitchen table. Now they're gonna think they've got a poltergeist or something.

I miss cross-dressing so much. I just stopped, threw away all my stuff and now I'm trying not to start buying a new wardrobe. I don't want anyone to find out but o secretly want to be shared everywhere and used.

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I do it only with matures, and i let them sahre me an cum wherever they want , im 22 btw

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I put pineapple on my pizza

I think I'm bi because an anime character makes it looks so cool.

My younger brother has been extra cuddly lately and it’s really starting to freak me out. At first I thought he was just being nice, we’ve always been really close emotionally, but I swear to god a couple days ago when I was bringing him dinner he was like an inch away from kissing my neck.

i found my coworkers tumblr and she had a bunch of posts saying how much she loves anal. now at work i cant help but stare at her ass and think about fucking it

how old is he? young kids dont have any sense of personal space

what happened to your ball

He’s 15, I’m 20
I’m not sure if that counts as a young kid anymore

You monster

I think fucking 3 generations of women is the greatest accomplishment a man can achieve. I want to so badly, and i’ve been trying to make it happen, one day I’ll post my success here, mark my words

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when i gonna have an ice cream and topping ran out, i cum on top and have it

I got barebacked by a shemale prostitute. Just got the all clear, narrowly dodged AIDs.

Was born with only one

Amateur hour. Step your game, nigger.

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I use my own poop as a dildo, and eat it sometimes too.

Why'd you stop? It's not like the urge will ever go away by itself

I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

I think I’ll stick to 3 generations, keep em looking fuckable

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I have the gift of being able to manipulate ppl. I like to destroy innocent young women. I like to slut them up and even prostitute them. I get them addicted to drugs like crack cocaine, meth and pills. Then I dump them. I have successfully done this 6 times. 2 are now dead, 1 suicide and one murdered. The other 4 are hopelessly fucked for life.

Long time gf, confessed to me that she lost her virginity to her father and how she would be invited to bed by her parents. She says if we have kids she'd want to continue the tradition. Don't know if I can go through with it. I really don't want my kids to be mentally messed up.

Supposedly there was a study done about the effects of kids having sex with adults and it showed positive effects for boy and older female but negative effects for girl and older man. If Yea Forums can link the study that'd be great

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Any pics?

Your lack of licky 7 quads- says your breaking up with your girlfriend before memorial day but after Easter.

Post stories

T. W. of Tompkinsville KY

Alive, but fucked up for life. She was a 7/10. Now look at her....lol

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Lol. Do you have any devious plans for if the system collapses? I have couple of plans if I can get away with it...

System collapse? Like Mad Max style?

I could see myself as an Immortan Joe type figure

Think more of like great depression into Yugoslav style civil war in America. We're not going back to the stone ages unless we run out of oil without figuring any shit out

i hope you die a horrible death

Here's an open secret.
Der Stolz Deutschlands ist abgefallen. Das einst stolze und starke Vaterland ist jetzt eine Hülle seines früheren Selbst im Schatten der früheren Herrlichkeit.
And it's all true. It tends to throw people off when I express that I stand with the old Party.
Of course, it's not hard to stand with them because they did none of the atrocious things said of them.

I often post fake secrets here shhh

Oh yes. Things I will do...

Your will burn in the eighth ring of HELL!!

I could never use a public urinal, performance anxiety or something. So I tried pretending like the urinal was sentient and was a total freak that wanted me to piss in its mouth. It was no longer just a toilet, it was some slut that craved my golden showers. And it worked for awhile but it stopped and I had to take it farther and farther to be able to piss. So now I have to incorporate dirty talk under my breath about how slutty the toilet is for wanted my sweet yellow nectar. I literally have to do this with my toilet at home now.

Let's hear em.

In college, my roommate, who I considered my best friend, had a super hot girlfriend that I can hear fucking through the walls of our apartment. I knew he was the type who would, so I looked through his laptop when he was in class and found great videos of them fucking. I saved them and fapped like a madman. I was 21 and a virgin so that was the realest thing I ever came across and the girl was so hot.

I still considered him a good friend so after many fap sessions later, I decided to delete them. I missed them, but I felt I needed to stop. Fast forward a year after we graduate, I learn the news that my friend passed away. I was devastated truly. But I couldn't shake that feeling of how I wish I still had those sexy videos of his girlfriend to live through. I fapped to the thought of them ever since.

Married, open couple. In love with my friend, but wouldn't work. She clearly isn't interested. I lurked some thumbnails from her phone. Masturbate to her from times to times. Hurts when I see her with other guys. Yet I'm happy for her. Great friend.

I have been dating a guy who is 4 years older since i was 14. I am going to marry him.

You should fuck em.

I fucked twins once (not at the same time) that was pretty fantastic. I hope you reach your goal, user.

I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS

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You know, you probably aren't a master manipulator. This woman looks pretty ugly, and ugly women are extremely easy to manipulate, especially if you have drugs. Show me an example of a pretty girl who had a tangible future that you wrecked and I'll believe you're anything other than a delusional drug addict

Source of pic?

Pic?

i had this girls mom then mom gave me her blessing and I took her virginity she looks like 13ish

No.

i also am able to manipulate people. but i would make girls think i was completely harmless in middle school and high school, so that they would put there defences down so i could grope them when they didn't pay attention or slept while reclined on my shoulder during the bus ride to/from school. i even made it so that when my sister would have sleep overs, her freinds wouldn't think it weird that i would sleep with them, and once they where fully asleep i would take my time to touch them all over (not sister though i don't like incest). I still sometimes replay those days in my head

I secretly want to lure a college aged chick to my place, fuck her brains out and then dissolve her coked out body in acid alive.

I take pics of my girlfriend's sisters feet and body while she's asleep, then I jerk off right next to her and cum while standing over her sexy feet and legs

i was pretty much in a relationship with my brother for a couple of years

I'm in an long distance relationship and I'm afraid I can't save it if she starts to drift away

I wish i could have sex with my mom.

I know my wife has been getting dick pics from an old friend of ours. I havent confronted her because ive been debating on killing myself and just giving her my life insurance.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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yikes

I also wish I could have sex with this guys mom.

Go to bed Martin. She isnt worth it.

Nah man there's more to it

Yeah it's a big yikes. I havent killed myself yet because i just dont know how i would want to do it and i dont know if i wanna make it open or closed casket. I'm sick and tired of this life. After going to war, leaving my career, and now failing in school. I just dont knoe why i should keep going.

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prove it

If you kill yourself your life insurance is instanly void. Protip: never get life insurance.

See

Well atleast i got a free casket

Everything is bullshit anyway, just fuck around for another 50 years.

I’m hanging out and having sex with a girl for the first time (she’s my first everything). She’s actually cute and I’m 150% in love with her even though she has us smoke meth before having sex and I’m too beta to say no but so far it’s been amazing.

dont do it man. go to the va and get some help.

You're wasting your talents

Dude we failed you, thank you for your sacrifice. There's more to this world, the VA is a good start

Ive walked naked to the middle of the street that my old house was on at 3/4am to lay down, fuck myself with a dildo and jerk off. Ive done this multiple times sober and drunk. Never came so fast
Obviously im a guy if you were new here

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I do the same but i dont touch them i just lay down and get my dick sucked or ass licked i usually smoke weed before that to get some pretty intense orgasms its gotten to the point of being an addiction
22yo

i know but i am fine with that

Pics?

You a guy or girl?

I’m unhappy with the woman I’m engaged to. I’m not interested in anyone else, and I love her to death, but I’m missing something. Sometimes she’s kind of mean, and she’s always sad. But I know she’s loyal and loves me back.

Chest on her

i cum regularly on my step sister's thong

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Cheat bro.
Go fuck her polar opposite

I'd cum on my mom's soles any day

Got preganat while swinging, but met second husband while swapping. You win some, you lose some. Had to abort't want to end up on Jerry Springer....

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I have once. And I hate myself for it.

It was after a month and a half of no sex and arguing. I had a lot going on back home.

I guess I’ll try to make excuses for it, but it doesn’t make it better.

I swear I really love this woman.

Perfect slut...

>I have successfully done this 6 times.

>2 are now dead
>1 suicide and one murdered.
>The other 4 are hopelessly fucked for life.

2+1+4

Kek

girl

I'm 25 and ive been jerking to trans porn since i was 15 I've fucked 2 crossdressers and one dude in the ass. The best blowjob ive ever had was from a black crossdresser. Im white. I have a girlfriend and have slept with alot of women. I like vagine alot. I guess i just get bored.

i love to wear lingerie

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what the fuck makes you want to do that?

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>I have a micro-penis.

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What are you...a fucking idiot?

HAHAH FUCKING KILL YOURSELF WHY DONT YOU JUST CUT THAT SHIT OFF?

Almost getting a M82 from Czechoslovakia

Nigga you hit the jackpot

not him but women's underwear is like having angels kiss your crotch. im telling you try it and it will be the softest thing you've ever felt

R u ok

try it

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cute

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panties are comfy

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really? do it faggot

that's not true

I hear Adelaide Aus has a lot of barrels for acid.

I enjoyed getting molested

This is a myth. Life insurance will still be in effect. Pull the trigger to find out who's right.

Naw this is bad news, all the literature on sexual trauma survivors indicate that there is a high likelihood that the victim will either seek out relationships that bring them further trauma or as in the case of your gf they will identify with the abuser and inflict that trauma on others. If you can't beat them, become them.

I play minecraft unironically

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I constantly felt up a girl back in the 8th grade

I feel guilty for everything that I put her through

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I came on my cousin while she was sleeping

modded or vanilla

Keel her first you dumb fuck. And post pics on facebook of you T posing on her dead body

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modded what kind of question is that kek
>vanilla

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Haha wouldnt it be funny if you cheated on her with a guy

ive been on Yea Forums since 2010 and I still feel like a newfag.

Fuck wuhmens

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some people apparently like vanilla, I like modded but only tech based mods since it makes the game more of a logistics simulator than a build pretty things sandbox kinda game
I dont think playing what is essentially factorio in 3d is too much to be ashamed of

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you do play tech based mods, right user?
riiiight??

right user, riiiight.

He clearly means modded or normal. Gay ass gay

Am i retarded? Please explain.. this adds to 7 doesn’t it?

woooosh

are you one of them thaumcraft fags user

he knows what I mean, hes just laughing at the idea of playing vanilla

that sounds like a really shitty situation and I’m sure anyone would feel the way you’re feeling right now if that happened to them. It’s your decision to make, but there is help for you out there if you make that decision to change your life

nossir that shit gay

I took yoga class to be more flexible and to stay /fit/. Turns out I was able to lick my cock and I don’t know how I feel about it.

>2 are now dead
>1 suicide and one(1) murdered.
using your math that would be 8 girls
user described what happened to the dead ones