Name one thing you wish you could have for free

IMMORTALITY

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One free punch to Donald Trump's faggot face
I'd love to see the fear in his eyes with the tears streaming down his face

DEATH

A tunnel that can launch molotovs at trolls and shills.

a Yea Forums pass

the internet

Yes

This tho

Same

My mortgage

Socialism

Affordable healthcare, a functioning tax system, and assistance for the poor, needy and less able.

Video streams of trans people killing themselves

The means of production

Crack cocaine for black communities

Niggers tongue my anus

This, but instead of seizing it violently we should just build our own societies with enough industry to stay alive, have the internet, be healthy and have fun. Socialism will come, but it will never be given to us by crafty leaders. It can only arise from the people.

This except instead of that gay shit, sex with minors.

the means of reproduction

But how can you do that when you flip burgers for a living?

love

Happiness.

Exactly. One cannot. A choice must be made.

a mint condition 1970 challenger with the 440 six pack, or a 1996 jeep zj with absolutely no rust. I’d be just as happy with either

Taylor Swift :^)

a nice house

A harem full of teenage girls.

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Just a mediocre house

a 1969 toyota pickup with a stick shift so that nobody except cultured thieves can steal it

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fully-automated luxury gay space communism

Happiness

its free and its all yours

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