>be me, a trap >bored and horny one day, decide to get some >open grindr and get chatting to a 45-50 year old man who had a sexy silver fox kind of look >he tells me that his wife is gone for the eve, wouldn’t be getting back until late >get him to pick me up because cbf driving or using my fuel on this cheat >still gonna have sex with him in his wife’s bed tho >do makeup, put on sexy dress while he drives over >rolls up in a expensive looking car. I think it was a Volvo >very gentleman, compliments my looks and what I’m wearing as I get in >as he drives and makes polite small talk, he often gets visibly stressed from driving, insults others on the road under his breath and gets very red in the face >starts going off on that rant I’ve heard a million times about how this doesn’t make him gay literally out of nowhere >whateverbabes.png >finally arrive at his house. I know this area. >nice looking house. Can tell his wife dictated the decor >try to ignore the family photos. Hopefully the kids are all grown up now. Hopefully the wife is out sexing some black stud >he offers me a drink from an impressive drinks cabinet >we drink and chat a while, I make sure he is willing get me home afterwards and he goes through what he’d like to do in the bedroom >finish drink. It’s time. We kiss for a bit then go upstairs >lovely bedroom, very clean >we kiss for a little more on the bed >he takes off his shirt and opens pants to reveal his cock >just about to suck as requested by his detailed briefing earlier >door downstairs slams >”husbandanon? Are you there? You’ll never guess what happened...” >wifey is back and downstairs >uhoh... >witness the fear in his eyes >he instantly whips cock back into pants and throws on a nearby sweater that was hung on a clothes horse
>wifey is still downstairs, sounds like she’s in the kitchen, she’s still talking loudly >he throws me and my handbag under his bed, pleadingly putting his finger on his lips then dashes off downstairs >muffled conversation then ensues downstairs. Husband makes lame excuses about taking a nap. Wifey tells mediocre story about the girls night out being ruined in some real housewives style argument >I remain under bed >husband makes no effort to get rid of wifey >husband makes no effort to sneak me out >wifey can tell something is up, keeps asking why husband is so quiet >a while later it’s their bedtime, they change, I’m still under bed >getting cold and uncomfortable, don’t know how long I’ve been laid under here >2 pairs of slippered feet step into bed >wifey attempts to chat, husband has none of it, switches off lamp and goes to sleep >after a while they’re both snoozing >finally! >slip out from under bed and creep downstairs >hungry tired and pissed off I realise I have no way home >stand a moment in complete silence fuming >in half a mind to storm upstairs and do some screaming >notice car keys on kitchen table >fuckit.exe >takes keys, quietly unlock house door and creep out >take car, drive recklessly >live in countryside, deliberately take obscure back roads that lack suvaillence >dump car on deserted back road where people often dump cars >key it twice >throw keys down a nearby drain >walk rest of way home still fuming
Andrew Gutierrez
Asshole got his
Jeremiah Clark
Pics pls. Of you. Need new trap butt to fap to
Cooper Gray
moral of story
dont be a fucking faggot go kill yourself you genetic finality
Jacob Diaz
When was this? Ever hear anything to come of it?
Anthony Reyes
cool story I am not gay but was god read material 10/10
Isaac Phillips
Except he knows where you live dumbass.
Jose Jones
have fun talking to the authorities you god damn fool
Aaron Miller
He won't risk being exposed to his wife. He'll probably tell the cops he didn't know who it was.
