Alright Yea Forums, I know this is the last place to come to for serious medical advice...

You fucking dumbass, first thing you should try is 3% peroxide solution to see if it fizzles, if it does, then you should get some polysporin and apply gobs of it up there every day until it calms down. If it does not fizzle then recommend Ketoconazole creams and the antifungals. If it gets worse it could be something else if you have had sexual encounters might be sexual transmitted disease.

Every girl I’ve had sex with has been tested/clean, so it’s not an STD. The rest of this sounds like decent advice, I’ll look into it. Thank you sir.

Ill check it out, thank you

You are expecting serious medical advice on Yea Forums ? Are you delousional ?

>Alright Yea Forums, I know this is the last place to come to for serious medical advice, but I need some help and I dont want a doctor poking his fingers around my anus.

Ive already gotten good enough advice, as you can see if you scroll through the replies. Yall dont give Yea Forums enough credit. Many times ive come here for advice and I got exactly what I was looking for

its on his ass of course its gonna sizzle theres bacteria and shit

Get an antifungal cream. That should about do it.

>You’re honestly right. Maybe I should just allow another grown man to put his fingers around my ass.
Are you scared that you'll pop a boner? It's a doctor you imbecile he doesn't like your hairy ass either. Grow a pair or let your ass rot, like a good muslim.

if youre fat and been doing a lot of walking you migjt be irritating the skin/getting ingrown hairs. sweat and friction and butt smeg not a great combo.

agree with the other suggestions of antifungal cream

Op looks like you've got jock itch.

An easy simple home remedy is white vinegar. Soak a cloth in it and hold it against the area for about 5 minutes, let it really soak in. Will each at the bacteria causing this.

Do it every other day for a couple weeks. You'll see an almost immediate improvement.
Also manscaping wouldn't hurt, swampy balls and asscrack is just the type of place the fungus thrives in.

Is that a butt?

Cowboy rash. Get some balms nigga. Also you nasty as fuck.

LOOOL okay you kinda have a point. Im gonna try to solve it myself first and if it doesnt work I’ll go to the doctor.

I’m of a pretty average/skinny build. I think maybe its just the hairs chafing my skin when I wipe or I play sports

I manscape everything but its (literally) a pain in the ass. I was considering the possibility that the rash started from me trimming the hair there, because I guess the skin is familiar with being protected by hair so when i wipe it chafes it. I appreciate the advice though, Ill give this a shot. Thanks a lot.

I dont even know anymore tbh

Bless up my g

Oh if you can't get hold of white vinegar, apple cider vinegar is just as good.
Like I said, there's a property in it that just loves to eat the bacteria. You can even feel it tingling. It's a cool sensation.

Medfag checking in.
Looks fungal to me, you need to see a doc so a sample can be taken and tested

FOCK. you think over the counter/home remedies wont work?

I feel like the tingling wont necessarily feel pleasant. Like I mentioned, when i pour water on it, it stings. let alone vinegar

They could but it's better to have it identified, you could end up using a lot of meds that do nothing. Would be a swab and take seconds to do

Try not putting so much stuff your ass. Limit yourself to only a couple of dildos at a time, and abstain from cocks for a month.

It might be a cyst very common in hairy men, hair goes through the skin and caused it. See a doctor, it needs surgery and constant cleaning to heal.

Its rectal cancer
Do you know how do they treat that kind? They cut the rectum out. Google the pics, thats whats waiting for you

Eeeh i prescribe you two nigger cocks a day, that should do the trick

Jock itch OP. You have jock itch. It’s the same fungus that causes athletes foot except it’s in your crotch. Go buy some Lotrimin AF and slather that shit on there after you shower in the morning and at night. Should be gone in a couple day but keep using the tube till it’s gone because it’s a hard to kill fungus.

Looks too me like necrotizing fasciitis. These are the first stages. You are in for a ride OP, have fun

Kek. Don’t be a dick.

Hi op. This is jock itch, most likely fungus. Just get anti fungal cream,gel or spray. I use lamisil

Op, dont listen to these faggots.
Easy one time treatment of diacetone alcohol will clear that fungal infection right up. Sharpie markers are a good source of this chemical. Color in and around the affected area one time, wash, and you should feel instant relief

okay in that case ill probably go

fuck dude youre right. i need to come to terms with my addiction.

i dont think this is what a cyst looks like

so i finally get to experience the bdsm of my dreams

thank you sir. is that in the morning or at night time?

yeah youre not the first to say so, so ima give this a try. thank you.

negrotizing what?

Both morning and evening, thats why theres two of them

You get some nasty bacteria in a part of your body and it starts rotting off