Time for our daily user Q&A thread

A guys balls will sort of retreat into his body if needed

-PS

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Another question!

Holy shit really? You can retreat balls into your body?

Nope. Balls forward or somewhere out of the way. NEVER sit on own balls. That would hurt. True that balls can retreat but that's usually in cold water, etc., not for riding a bike.

- Jchan

has any of you shaved your asshole? how did it feel? why did you do it?

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Another question at the end of that!

Same muscles you use to close your anis XD

-PS

My right testi literally sucks up into my groin when I'm edging. I have to press to pop it back out. The first time it happened to me as a teen I went through all the stages of grief because I had no idea where it had gone and I thought I would be a solo-ball freak for the rest of my life.

You can push m back with your hand

You can use either technique--pinch/roll (especially if you're wearing clothes--hard to scratch effectively thru clothes) or scratching. Also, depends on nature of itch and personal preference, etc.

- Jchan

where the fuck did you get that pic?

the spine doesnt go all the way down your ass like that

So men can actually sit on their own balls? That seems like a weird nature flaw. Does wearing tight underwear fix that?

no it feels the same. Just the skin is really loose so it's harder to scratch.

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Balls have to come back down on their own. It's not a problem. Really.

- Jchan

Your boyfriend has sensitive balls... I just scratch. I sometimes have to go to the washroom just to scratch my balls

I've had some close calls where I thought I wasn't going to be able to get my balls back out of their "sockets", but it doesn't freak me out.

Never been stuck. But did jam one ball up inside on accident. It only stayed in for a second. It hurt pretty bad. Been scared of it happening again since.

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-vchan

Nah, you don't sit on your balls. Male anatomy is adapted so your scrotum moves out of the way--kinda draws your balls up between your legs when you sit. It's not a problem. Just happens.

- Jchan

Usually you never notice it tbh. But when you do... aiaiai

Tight underwear gives lift and separates

awesome

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LOL. Remember, it's all internal, not open to the environment like your vjay. I can tell you something about my balls and scrotum situation that may freak you out, Vchan. But I don't want to traumatize you (you're such a delicate type, lol), so you decide if you want to know. LOL.

From - Jchan, btw.

Is it weird for a guy to pee sitting down?

Do you fantasize about female friends?

Did you ever try to suck your own dick?

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Dont hold back!

Sometimes if I have a boner or a half chub because my dick will touch the seat and it feels gross to touch cold porcelain.

-PS

socially, yes (it can be)
biologically, no (I do it all the time)

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Didnt realize I was this curious about dicks and balls lol

-vchan

I can only say yes and yes.

Granted, only one of the two actually produced results

Most men are stand up and pee guys, I think. But, hey, I don't follow them into the stalls. I've heard that some pee sitting down. Not me. Unless, of course, I'm also taking a dump. Then any peeing that happens is while I'm sitting. I don't suddenly stand up and turn around to pee, lol. I don't think it's weird, tho, if that feels most comfortable for a guy.

- Jchan

depends on the person and yes i tried but you can actually do it if you streaches and practice and shit

Every single one, including the uglies

Yeah, every man have tried, just a few achieved it

its like doing a split
hard af but if you practice for a month you can do it

Goddamn now i want to know which one

>Yeah, every man have tried, just a few achieved it
I heard these rumors, i just never knew it was all true. Amazing!

Yes, fantasize about ALL women I know or have contact with, unless I find them unattractive, but that's probably only 10 percent.

- Jchan

Girls act like they are so much better but little secret, we do the same fucking thing

Well well.Wouldn't you now?

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i can do it but it hurts my back and its harder to nut compared to using your hand
like
it would take hours because its slow

Okay, so I have the kind of hernia when there is an opening in my abdomen muscle wall that allows some of my intestine to descend into my scrotum at time. (I can push it back up if need be.) This can be corrected surgically but I haven't bothered to get it done yet. Anyway, this condition can make my scrotum appear very ... robust (large, full) at times. Some women have commented that I have large balls, lol. They have no clue what is really going on anatomically. And it's a little awkward to tell them: No, that's just part of my intestine blah blah. LOL.

- Jchan

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I almost pissed my pants laughing thanks dude ily

Yeah, we know you do. - Jchan

I'm speechless. Literally mfw reading that

-vchan

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Warned you, Vchan. LOL

>Did you ever try to suck your own dick?
back when i was young and flexible. i honestly didn't jerk off until i was about 14, my first 2 years of puberty were spent sucking my own dick to get off. i finally got the idea and started using my hand, thank god. it's way easier. i did it a few more times in my teenage years, but i got to the point my back wouldn't take it anymore.

Really, you don't fantasize about women you respect? That just makes them sexier. I want to fuck them all, almost.

- Jchan

A man can sometimes only dream

Is it dangerous? Does it hurt? Does the pressure of your intestine interfere with anything that had to do with your balls? Like making sperm or something like that? It sounds really cool!

-Nikki

Also, I consider it quite an accomplishment to render any woman "speechless," let alone you, Vchan. LOL

oh shit you do? well shit. I'm sorry

Damn 2 full years of sucking your own dick? that's a lot of effort

when you're 12 or 13 years old, you do a lot of stupid shit

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I honestly didnt know that was a possible thing.
I cant even make a vocaroo because I cant audibly Express my shock lol

Gotta admit it's pretty hard to make me speechless that's for sure!

-vchan

Don't worry. It's flattering. And gives us hope, lol...
Yeah, I just assume that humans are all more similar than different. But don't worry, I understand that there are some gender-related differences, too, lol.

Aye fellow user what's the gayest thing you've ever done?

It just makes me really embarrassed.. How much do you know we think you don't?

is a wild wild world femanon

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Nah, not usually dangerous (unless it gets "strangulated," which means twisted--then it blocks the intestine and urgent surgery is required). Usually if it get uncomfortable or inconvenient, I can just get on my back and use my hand to guide it back where it belongs. This condition is common. Humans are not really totally adapted to upright posture yet, lol....

- Jchan

wow

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Didn't say whose was bigger, therefore trying to hide the FACT that his dick is smaller.

Probably almost everything, lol. (Some younger guys might be naive about women. Most learn fast.) There are no real secrets in this world, are there?

- Jchan

Piss & cum are two totally different things but however pissing after you cum can cause a bit to come out to clean out the remaining jizz
I stopped riding bikes after i crashed into a tree & caught my nuts on my handlebars landing my retarded ass in the hospital
I've tried it with an electric razor,tbh it didn't feel too much of a difference to me cus I'm not that hairy as to why just felt like trying something new
As a child it's a tad more common but as you grow older I'd find it weird yes

_S.D.

fail

LOL. Women can get hernias and other VERY interesting anatomical breakdowns in the abdominal area, too, due to faulty design / incomplete evolution. (You just don't have a scrotum for loose stuff to fall into, lol.) Just wait. We're only adapted to live 30 years. After that we're on our own.

- Jchan

When I was 16 I went camping with this older friend I'd met at a party and he fucked me raw for like two hours

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>I stopped riding bikes after i crashed into a tree & caught my nuts on my handlebars landing my retarded ass in the hospital
OMG

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Come on lets keep this going

Can we make these less retarded than the femanon dipshits please?

I’m here then.

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I'm waiting for questions yet none are being asked..

That's your tailbone retard. Goes damn near to your asshole.

Im kinda out of questions, sorry.

How does a prostate orgasm differ from a regular orgasm?

Prostate orgasms mean you have something pounding your ass & hits the prostate & that's fucking gay

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What do you think of the ask a femanon threads?
Be truthful

They always end up hating on the girls

Hello Anna have any questions for us

b/ cannot stop hating on girls. at least have a decent reason.
vchan is hella racist. I dislike her a lot, but i don't go spamming the thread trying to trigger some e-girl. I just don't read her responses.

vchan IRL

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kek

Stop giving her credence

Where do I go to meet girls, I've always had a close group of friends and not many new women ever really came around. Now I'm a recovering alcoholic, I hate AA, and basically don't know what to do socially.

Like coffee shops? Or half priced books? Where besides bars are women open to being approached in this day and age. I'm not a virgin, but I haven't been with anyone in 3 years, I was depressed about it for a long time, hence the alcoholism, but now I don't even see a point. I want companionship, but it seems like it will always be temporary, and I'll likely just kill myself after another major heartbreak, and I have already resolved that if I ever get divorced then I'll for sure kms.

I'm pretty shabby looking at the moment, cleaned up I'm a 6-7/10 I'd say.

Any femanon comments appreciated

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Sure, I’ve always wondered what it feels like for a guy to have his prostate massaged honestly. Oh, and when you cum do you always get sleepy afterwards?

Girls get a fuck ton of questions
Guys get a few
What bullshit is this..

Femanon Q&A is great. Thanks for making the effort to do these Q/A threads. A lot of the guys here really need to hear a female viewpoint. Posting your voice and (non-nude) photo helps them to realize that you're just a regular women. It's a real public service, whatever your motive.

Society

I'm weird I don't get tired afterwards I get hungry Lol

Prostate massage, depending on if they're into that kinda thing would make some guys cum buckets

_S.D.

Don't call it "snore-gasm" for nothin.

some guys believe its gay to get your ass eaten out or pegged or massaging the prostae is this true?

I’m glad you enjoy them user, it gives me a sense of belonging for sure...

Makes sense. After I cum I feel really emotional sometimes, it’s weird.

~Anna~

The thing I find strange is there are times it fucking hurts to cum

_S.D.

What? How so?

Back when I was 12/13 I could jack it for up to 6 hours per night when I was starting to be able to nut it hurt like all hell

Fucking subway

Do any of you anons have pets?

getting butthole licked = stimulating hole = gay

pegging was always and forever will be the gayest thing a straight couple can do.

Not currently but have had cats.

I’ve got cats, rabbits, chickens, and fish.

~Anna~

A bird,cat & 4 fish

Did have a bearded dragon but it died months ago

Fuck me forgot to sign

_S.D.

Here's the cute kitty herself

_S.D.

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She’s beautiful

If you had to choose who's your favorite femanon/user?

There's more dudes here than girls, that's why there's less questions

We could just ask each other questions just for the hell of it