The most painless way to kill yourself?

The most painless way to kill yourself?

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fisting yourself with sandpaper

kick a door with a toothpick under your toenail.

Just stop breathing.

choking on a 10kg cum crystal

Wait until you die by natural causes.

Try helium, you'll die a slow painless death

Bottle of Ambien and drinks

I always thought heroin would be pretty painless

OD on fentanyl

Carbon monoxide asphyxiation. You basically just go to sleep. How do I know? I tried to kill myself in college by running the car in the closed garage. I chickened out after my hands and feet started to tingle and go numb. Just make sure you go through with it, though. Carbon monoxide poisoning makes you feel HORRIBLE for weeks if you don't get medical attention for it.

Not true, I died of this, it really hurt

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>place gun in mouth
>aim towards the roof of your mouth
>pull trigger
>only feel pain for a split second
>?????
>prophet

Kek

Nuclear bomb

>prophet

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>thix pill i make for 100$

Only the initiated will understand this joke.

English Yew. (Taxus baccata) A common ornamental shrub found across much of the eastern US. All parts of a yew plant are toxic to humans, due to taxine alkaloids, with the exception of the yew berries (however, their seeds are toxic). Additionally, male and monoecious yews in this genus release cytotoxic pollen, which can cause headaches, lethargy, aching joints, itching, and skin rashes; it is also a trigger for asthma. These pollen grains are only 15 microns in size,and can easily pass through most window screens.

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inert gas asphyxiation

The molecular structure of taxine B
The structure of Taxine B, the cardiotoxic chemical in the yew plant Taxines A and B the major taxine alkaloids found in the yew plant are cardiotoxic. The taxines act as calcium and sodium channel antagonists, causing an increase in cytoplasmic calcium. Taxine B is a worse cardiotoxin than taxine A.

The foliage itself remains toxic even when wilted, and toxicity increases in potency when dried. Ingestion and subsequent excretion by birds whose beaks and digestive systems do not break down the seed's coating are the primary means of yew dispersal.[27] Horses have a relatively low tolerance to taxine, with a lethal dose of 200–400 mg/kg body weight; cattle, pigs, and other livestock are only slightly less vulnerable.[28] Several studies[29] have found taxine LD50 values under 20 mg/kg in mice and rats.

Symptoms of yew poisoning include an accelerated heart rate, muscle tremors, convulsions, collapse, difficulty breathing, circulation impairment and eventually cardiac arrest. However, there may be no symptoms, and if poisoning remains undetected death may occur within hours.

Enjoy !!!

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>cydnia

Don't forget to dip it in lemon juice.

Hammer.

Who gives a fuck about the pain, if you're gonna do it you're going to fucking do it, go big or go home, give yourself a fighting chance and throw a parachute out of a plane and then jump after it with a gopro strapped to your head, at least do something memorable

technically speaking: overdosing on opiates - however you have to intake a specific amount and control for body responses that may undo it nonetheless

The best way to secure outcome (in my personal opinion) would be to jump from a very tall structure (>15 stories).

However, I'm sorry you are contemplating this choice, user. I hope you can find another solution than this. Happy to hear you out btw.

Wrong. Don't do this. You'll end up a vegetable.

>thinking that he is ready to end it all
>is scared of the method

If you're scared of the pain before the end of it all, you're not truly looking for a way out, just the attention. Go back to posting song lyrics on Facebook, you're not ready.

?????????

>painless
>cardiac arrest

ok...

helium and cpap supplies

Not OP, but you're being a stupid user.
>asks for a painless escape from personal hell
>UR LIFE IS EASY IF U DONT WANT THE WORST DEATH POSSIBLE.. fukkin amateurs... nothin personell

ok kid

I never said his life was easy, nor did I act edgy. My point is only reinforced by you're autistic sperg fit; if you're scared of the pain that death brings, then are you sure you even want it? If your answer is still "yes", then you're lying to yourself.

Go back to crying about your feelings to girls, inevitably making them pity you and avoid conversation with you.

argon helmet

Or you could miscalculate the dose and just have a good time.

Hypoxia.. It's euphoric, and you just pass out.

Samefag here,
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This

Lock yourself in your garage with your car, rev the engine while sipping on some whiskey as you drift off into the nether

this

>>Not OP, but
>Well, OP...

You don't have a point. If someone wants to painlessly kill themselves, what they're asking is for a surefire way where they won't survive afterwards. You're just being a bit ignorant.

Cars don't work like that anymore unless its from the fucking 50's.

>od on fent
>painless

Are we pulling this out of our ass, or is there actual science behind that?

>prophet
>dubs

Oh my lord

meet a black person, you will get shot very soon

Eh, blacks can't aim well enough. user will probably just get shot in the foot or dick

My dad taught me how to commit suicide when I was younger. You take your hand gun and flip it upside down. Stick the barrel in your mouth and point the barrel as far up as you can. Then pull the trigger. Don't deep throat the barrel.

Burn yourself alive

except everyone and their sister has narcan now...

drink bleach & ammonia

now they run on water?

>Darken your skin.
>Approach a policeman while waving your cell phone.

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No. Aim for brain stem.
You do what user says an you lose only your face and frontal cortex

To give up on your dreams.

Behind the ear is the place to be

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Will narcan actually work on a fent OD? I thought fent was so strong that an OD would be irreversible.

jump off a really tall place, once you jump there is no going back and it wont hurt if you dive face first

he said painless not agonizing and degrading

3" hollow point shotgun slugs and 00 buckshot in a double barrel shotgun.