>Tay bread
Tay bread
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Taylor Swift's pussy stinks
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Name me a talented, tall, pretty blonde with great legs and a tight little ass that exudes less sex appeal than this dead fish of a human being. Pro tip: you can't.
Literally had a dream about Taylor last night. Was battling an unkillable cyborg in a greenhouse while she yelled instructions and threw reloads.need to eat less tendies before bed.
>need to eat more tendies before bed
FTFY user, also did you win with her power ups?
Calm down Tom.
She is an overrated wigger slut.She is not a country singer anymore, she got Blacked in music and in private life.GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD.
>>>/plebbit/
Is Tay bread gluten free? And does it come in whole wheat? Or multi grain?
Tay bread comes in all verities, including bloomer and hedgehog. It’s perfect for every occasion.
I come here exclusively for wallpapers for my phone
Aren’t you lucky I’m a phoneposter then.
> Tay stinks
I have been told by people in the industry that she has the worst body odor of anything still alive. It is literally to the point where interviewers have to hold their breath and choke back vomit just to talk to her.
Yummy.
Thank you. I am very artistic. I can draw many pitchures of my tendies
>puts on cats ears and starts posting with my Scottish user!
Oooh I love kermits!
>bread
autistic faggot
>puts cat ears back on and gets comfy to post with my catanon
Newfag, back to 9gag.
>being new
Assimilate or gtfo.
>takes out a ball of blue yarn and rolls it toward you!
Love tay. Nudes when?
>>plays with it between my paws and nudges back too
>dubs ! !
Did you have a good day today?
Something about Taylors legs just drives me insane, and those eyes.
>thanks
I did thanks a long one but still good, how’s your day going.
Hectic and busy!
Aren’t most of them going to be like that just now, I see the adventure went well ;)
I didn't get back until really late :(
>my Scottish user was most likely far off into dreamland
Are either of you faggot actually tay, or just desperate sad larpers?
Yeah, that's what I thought
I didn’t think you did being awesome takes its time ;)
>he most definitely was had kinda early night.
>it does take time doesn't it
Did you have any sweet dreams?
*citation needed
Post more hot pics
> it certainly does but you always time it right :)
Always my catanon always, couldn’t tell you what they were about though ;).
Well dreams are personal so you keep them to yourself if you want.
Lol, no because I can’t remember them my catanon. If I remember my dreams they are always weird, scary or about the future ;).
Do your dreams predict the future?
So does yours
Well...they just might not that I tell anyone that at the fear of felling stupid ;)
Maybe you have psychic abilities!
>probably best not to tell anyone....
>you can tell your catanon though :)
Maybe I have, maybe that’s why I can hear my ghost so much.
>definitely shouldn’t tell anyone
>I’m glad I can tell you anything ;).
Very spooky and probably true.
>I'm hoping you'll spill all the tea on your birthday if you stumble onto Yea Forums somehow...
>those dubs just made it spookier.
Probably is but it’s nice and comfy at the same time.
>that’s not about spilling the beans, ask me anything and I will tell you. that’s more because I have no filter and drunk ..... really has no filter.
You're brave.
Why?
You feel that living with ghosts is comfy.
Well it is just a couple of old grandparents shuffling about the house, it would be different if I was living with a poltergeist ;)
You're lucky!
>and brave
Yeah, really lucky and these breads show it ;).
>thanks.
Any movies for you tonight?
Soon I think not sure what yet, I’m just catching up with some shows on Netflix, what about you will you get to chill out tonight ;)
Early to bed for me tonight.
Must have been a hectic day for you or is it maybe some James Bond rehearsals for you tonight ;).
No just sleep!
Gutter for you, Well at least you might have some sweet dreams ;). Is it a crazy day tomorrow?
Yeah it will be.
reminder she's making these shill threads herself for attention probably because she's depressed again
Well I hope it’s at least a fun adventure for you and not to stressful ;)
Every day is an adventure! But it will be very busy tomorrow.
>maybe a little stressful
Love you tay.
Britfag
This is true, some more so than others ;) you know I always like to hear that from you. Everything looking good.
>don’t like to hear that though.
Sup, bitch.
doubles
Everything looking good!
I know you're probably not the real Taylor, but just in case, I wanted to thank you for helping me through a real dark and difficult time in my life.
Britfag
>nice one too
Now I will have sweet dreams thanks ;)
Pffffft. Hahahahha. I'm sure she appreciates your shekels.
5hink what you like dude, she genuinely stopped me from ending it all. If there's even the slightest remote chance she sees this, it's worth any derision
Why were you going to end it? How hard was your life? No Bullshit.
I'm glad my music was there for you when you needed it. Knowing that I have fans like you who listen to my music when they feel like they have nowhere else to turn helps me get through my difficult times. This is why I do what I do.
>your difficult times
Have you picked a movie yet?
Midlife crisis, arrested for creepshot, fired, made single and homeless. All within a few weeks. On bail for 2 years while being investigated for false claims. Pretty damned dark tbh. Developed mental health issues and depression. Tay kept me going.
Oh yeah. How long have you been roughing it?
If that's really you, then again, thank you,
16 months now. Living in my parents shed temporarily while I get mental health help.
Bullshit. Show a pic you lying piece of shit.
Just put scream on and maybe a comedy later if I’m still up ;)
>also never change my catanon
I love Scream!
Of what? The shed? It's dark here. Or my anti d s? Which part of this don't you believe?
Show your she shed.
Same here, love it. It’s definitely one of my favourite slasher movies ;).
Smell that?
That's my ass.
Funny you say that user there is a stale whaft of faggot around here. Thanks for the info.
Could be these vile abscess threads that smell like shit.
Again, it's dark. It's 2 am here.
Have you seen them all?
Who you talking to, liar?
No need to back track user, you have admitted it’s you now and it’s only been since you got here...so.
What's that? Tay bread for your head? Go to bed, enough has been said. This thread is dead.
Yes, well pretty sure I have anyway. It’s a pretty comfy franchise, like final destination ;).
>final destination
Bitch is more like jeepers creepers.
Considering what I've been through, being called a liar by a literal nobody on the Internet really doesn't bother me. I don't have to prove myself to you, just so you can feel good about yourself. Stop being such a cockwomble
Ahahahaha. classic damage control. You are full of shit. Admit it. Glad your parents still pay for your internet or phone plan. Ahahahahaha
It sure is and also a really good health and safety presentation ;).
Believe what you want mate, no skin off my back. I know my situation.
Speaking of health and safety, I would reccomend using protection when engaging in sexual intercourse.
If that's really Taylor, post a tweet mentioning squirrels.
Maybe I should rewatch those if I get a chance...
Right right right. Whatbqrong with your head? Brain washed by "people" that pretend they care about your mental health? Or are they literally making the problem worse?
Disassociative disorder, traits of borderline personality disorder, depression and anxiety
You should, I think I’m going to now as well, also watched sinister the other night turns out I have seen it was good ;).
And only the Taylor Swift song Gorgeous eases your fragile mind?
It was very good!
Actually, more her early stuff.
And shake it off. Real feelgood song
How old are you? I am assuming you are a pitiful excuse of a man, living in a shed, correct? Why don't you just kill the gangstalkers? Taylor Swift is a Blood Witch by the way. Don't feed her.
It was but then I do enjoy stuff like that ;)
Yeah I've learned that about you! :)
Thanks for noticing senpai ;) so what else have you learned about your Scottish user?
>he likes to cook and is very good at it
>he loves to curl up to a movie every night
>he's a great friend to those he cares about
>he loves Rangers F.C.
>he works hard
>he has a couple of ghosts living with him
>he might be psychic?
>he feels comfortable in cat form
>he loves the color blue
>he's the crime boss of the Scottish mafia
>he's under the protection of 2 ninjas
>he's great to post with on Yea Forums
fuck off herman
Wow you have been paying attention haven’t you, very impressive 10/10 thanks ;).
>Meow.
I'm sure I'll learn more as time goes on!
>maybe I'll learn a lot on your birthday...if you stumble onto Yea Forums that night...
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I’m sure you will and if you are lucky some might even be secrets ;).
>you really want to see me squirm the day after the night before don’t you...I may just have to stumble along here
Ohh I love secrets!
>don't end your birthday celebrations early just to come home and post on Yea Forums though...
Somthing I have learned about you and you need to keep the kitties in nice gossip ;).
>I won’t, although depending on where I am I may toiletpost now and again...if I feel brave.
Oh geeee....look, it’s the SAME faggot posting and TALKING TO HIMSELF thread.
Seriously man. Do you have a split personality? Almost every night you post the same tucking pics, post the same “responses” with the same fucking language.
Grow up shit
>dubs!
The kitties consume gossip as it is their lifeblood :)
>we both know you're a brave Scottish user!
My favorite
I bet they do and some tasty gossip as well, glad I can help with that ;).
>not brave enough to be cringeworthy though.