School stories? >Be me, 16 >In class >Be in a group with a tard, a weeb and chad >Have to go into a separate room because tard is tard >Chad went to the toilet because he needed to take a piss >We start on the assignment while chad is away >Tard sharpenes his pencil and tries to figure out what to do >Can't succed >I laugh at him because he doesn't know what to do >This makes him more outraged >Chad comes back from his venture to the toilet >"I'm back bitches" >Sits down infront of tard >You can see the anger leaking from the his eyes >After a few seconds tards just jumps over the table attacking chad >ohshit.jpg >Chad was suprised by the attack so he gets pinned down to the floor >After a few punches to the face chad realises what is happening and punches the fucker in his liver >Tard kicks him in his balls with all his tard might >Chads looks like he is about to throw up but regains his composure and gets up >Tard goes and grabs his pencil that he had sharpened earlier and stabs him in his back >It's a good inch deep in there >mfw >Weeb kid screams for a teacher >Tard sets his eye on the screaming coward >I slowly back away to the door trying not to be seen >Tard gets ready to charge at the guy calling for help >When I get to the door a tard wrangler busts through it and sees the tard charging at the muslim >Code black: the tard has been angered >Tard gets distracted by the guy shouting at him to stop >Somehow trips and falls over and lands at the feet of his target >Weeb quickly runs away from the power-tard that is trying to end his life >Three more tard wranglers show up to neutralise him >Tard tries to get up but is tackled down by two wranglers >One wrangler yells at me to gtfo >I comply with that because I don't want to lose my life >Never saw tard again >Chad was in the hospital for a long time >Weeb transferred school when he got the opportunity >A little sad becuase he was a good guy
Proof that we need eugenics. These shits have no idea what is acceptable
Gavin Butler
How can I not be in these situations >:(
Ryan Kelly
Lol trust me sweetie you couldn’t handle it :)
Joshua Kelly
Turst me "sweetie" I have handled far worse ;)
Luke Long
Oh really? Sweetie I don’t think you know what you mean ok?
Kevin Russell
You must be mistaken! I know what I say and what my limits are, sweetie ;)
Lucas Nelson
Oh really? Sweetie you think you could handle a situation like this? I don’t think so, maybe think next time before you speak ok sweetie?
Sebastian Butler
Ok, Sweetie. I think you have to clarify because you said I can't handle a situation like that, but clearly I am so you must somehow have gotten me mixed up with another human being or just have remebered stuff wrong. And I also think everytime before I speak, that is why I always say SEIG HEIL!
same my school is full of tards. the a part of my school the nickname tradHQ
Colton Russell
Lol I replied because I made a mistake , this ain’t that hard to understand ok? I’m seriously gonna go now stop wasting my fucking time faggots bye and I hope you die
Chase Stewart
What school do you go to? I would like to know and yeah I bet their all faggots yeah
Ayden Bell
Why the fuck are you still here?
Jaxson Flores
>srsly guys, im not gonna reply again Top kek
Hunter Anderson
Look faggot I only replied because I had to and fuck off yeah bye
Henry Ortiz
> be me, 17 >as A german in a german class full of retards and muslims >go to school Trip to Auschwitz >visit the Gas chamber >wait for the touris guide >tourist guide arrives >muslim bitch in Leggins asks tourist guide of she is Our "Führer" (guide) >i Start laughing in the middle of the Gas chamber like i never laught before >everyone is mad at me >i Drink a bottle of vodga alone After we arrived at the hotel
“Look faggot I had to reply” no you didn’t you moronic bloodstained tampon
Jordan Moore
I’m not even autistic I have adhd so fuck off
Ayden Jenkins
I’m not a bloodstained tampon you retard !
Andrew Gomez
Watch out guys, we made him angry. You don’t want to get infected by his autism so keep away from him
Brayden Hernandez
>be me, 13 yo >penis inspection day is tomorrow and i haven't showered for a week now >dads repairing the shower so i cannot use it >day of penis inspection day i go to take a piss in the morning and taking notice of incredible stinky willy >at school >penis inspector comes into room and picks me to go for first inspection >you literally can smell the smegma through pants >inspector looks at me and says he have to talk to parents >parents got letters about hygiene and how important it is escpecially for kids in my age etc >mfw parents almost got reported to youth office
Mason Harris
this is the autist from OP, probably sharpening his pencils right now, beware
Nathan Murphy
>be me in 9th grade >dating a fat latina chick because i'm desperate >daily during math class these guys make gay ass drawings of me and her and how fat she is >Rip up their drawings in class while the teacher is in the pisser >they try to snitch me out for destroying their gay ass drawing >WTF? >confront them after class >dude is like 6'5" and I'm a manlet 5'7" >punch the dude square in the ribs >He doesent flinch >Dude pins me to the locker, I can't use my arms >Headbutt the fuck out of him >He let's me go saying "Did you just fucking headbutt me?" >We are buddies afterwards and I break up with my fat latina gf.
Is showing dominance the ultimate redpill?
Dominic Collins
Stop , I’m not retarded i know all these green text stories are a load of bullshit don’t try to outplay me
Jayden Cooper
even if you're a beta manlet and fight back people will respect you, even if your fight is cringeworthy
Isaac Jackson
Yes how else do you think I got this far?
Put me in any bad scenarios and I can fuck my self out of it by using my dominance because I’m a good boy also I love my food!
Henry James
lefties be like: "inclusive education is a basic human right". obviously it's chads right to get stabbed by a pencil too.
Christopher Jackson
goddamnit our fellow germans really lack humor. i hate my people.
haha, something similar happened on my school: >be me (maybe 10 or 11 years old) >normal classroom >A team of teachers and SJW from the 90's consider that this new guy deserves a normal life with the rest of kids >the new classmate is a super deep autismo that never speaks with cognitive problems >teachers sit him close to me and my friends >the autist begins to emit small cries and groans >starts hitting my friends >Teacher reacts: "Don't laugh at him! REEE" >B...Buut.. Teacher... we're not doing anything! >The teacher wants to pretend that we're the crazy ones. >Thank God the autistic kid exploded destroying her arguments >the guy started throwing chairs to the classmates to run all over the class. to hit the girls and scream with all his strength while drooling all over it. >It took two teachers to stop him without breaking any part of his body. >Class destroyed, everyone screaming and running. lol >We never saw him again.
I was only 5 years old what did you expect? Putting me in a classroom full of retards is why i overreacted maybe if you weren’t such a retard I would’ve acted normally and you are stupid and retarded and I don’t fucking regret it because it was fucking awesome and your just jealous because your childhood sucked and you think your better than me? Well guess your? Your not? So bye yeah or maybe I was 8 I don’t know just fuck off this story has been retold many times before yeah and I don’t care I love inserting my dominance into situations because I’m awesome and I’m a better person because your a retard and I’m not a retard yeah!
Jaxon Torres
>be me,17 >eating food in the cafeteria with my friends >9 nigwigs in masks come running in and start punching the principle >one pulls a knife and stabs him in the shin >another one takes out a tab of acid and stuffs it in his mouth and forces him to swallow it >after a few more kicks they all run off before the security came >6 of them were arrested outside of a bar when one of the teachers got the licence plates of the cars they drove off in >the other 3 were caught after being snitched on >principle tripped out for a few hours and had to get 12 stitches on his shin >he enjoyed the ride to the ER >turns out they did the attack after they were expelled for doing the exact same thing to a few kids after school >they force fed him acid so he would freak out more since they stabbed him and he would have a bad trip >he actualy kinda enjoyed it he said it himself >he baerly felt the pain after about an hour from the acid that the paramedics didn't even have to put much anesthetic >all of them got 3 years in prison and the guy that force fed him acid got 3 additional months of probation after >mfw
