Research paper due in two days. Haven't started yet

Research paper due in two days. Haven't started yet.
Dubs decides my topic, because I can't fucking decide on anything and I can't waste any more time fucking around and not writing.
Add a full thesis statement if you want, and if you get trips I'll use it.
>please help me

Attached: proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg (2000x1000, 297K)

Here's what you need to do OP as I have done papers in a single night. HOWEVER, you need discipline to NOT FUCK UP.

Step 1: You have to obtain some alcholic beverage. Red wine was my choice. Drink half a glass slowly, and then proceed to drink another half glass at least two times slower than the last. This way you do not get pissed drunk after many glasses/bottles.

Step 2: Do your fucking paper.

Why? If you do this correctly, you will have just enough of a tiny amount of alcohol in your system to reach "the zone" where you will fly through whatever it is you are doing.

Just don't fuck up.

Attached: 1369755560915.gif (400x227, 685K)

Why niggers are dumb and gay

Why gays are dumb niggers

Why dumb people are gay niggers

Top ten reasons the holocaust was funny

Top ladyboy bars in vietnam

>research
>2 days
your topic should be "here's why I failed out of college"

Top ten ugliest niggers

Why traps are gay as fuck

Why OP is a faggot

illegal immigration

DING DING DING DING

BETTER DELIVER FAGGOT

sending niggers back to africa

the effects of porn on the human brain

Insight into mental illness and black community's, how it's communicated.

anal prolapses

the n-word

Fuckin winner

lame

Explain why Hitler was right and fascism is the top form of government

Attached: 4118818558.jpg (908x1586, 137K)

wat now do

Roll

Rell

Ok

op WON'T deliver

Shut up fag no 1 likes u your porbably fuckin gay i hve 11 girlfrends and they each suck my dick 12 times a day 1v1 me on COD ill destroy u u stupid nerd

come on nigger something I can actually write about

black single mothers in the hood

Ok, the history of the congo republic

Fuck you nigger that was my get

the history of videogames

Ninja's Career

BTW it needs to be an argument I can support I can't just write about the history of something, I dont have a lot of strong opinions on things which is why I'm having trouble with this

This

Brazil's history

It's your ideology now OP

Yang 2020

Now

Just something about WW2

Ten reasons why rape should not be illegal

Why social medias are destroying world as we know it

Why pedophillia is not only normal, But beneficial for all parties involved.

FUCKING LMAO op you fucked up

> I dont have a lot of strong opinions on things which is why I'm having trouble with this

Sounds like you have your answer already then, just pick an argument you do support and research that.

Win

You better post the opening paragraph, OP.

Give me a minute.

I DID THIS TONS OF TIMES IN COLLEGE AND UNIVERSITY AND IT wops caps lock was on

it works every time! Just go slow with the drinking. if you get too drunk you leave "the zone" and you'll be up at 2am spell checking shit and copy and pasting sentences everywhere

you're welcome.

Attached: bullshit.png (961x756, 255K)

Splendid work, Friend. Now all that is left is to write the rest and send it to your professor.
Remember, a good picture can help focus the reader on your argument, so make sure to illustrate your main points.
I wish you the best.

Oh, and if it wouldn't be too much trouble, Could you post the finished paper after turning it in?