Research paper due in two days. Haven't started yet.
Dubs decides my topic, because I can't fucking decide on anything and I can't waste any more time fucking around and not writing.
Add a full thesis statement if you want, and if you get trips I'll use it.
>please help me
Research paper due in two days. Haven't started yet
Here's what you need to do OP as I have done papers in a single night. HOWEVER, you need discipline to NOT FUCK UP.
Step 1: You have to obtain some alcholic beverage. Red wine was my choice. Drink half a glass slowly, and then proceed to drink another half glass at least two times slower than the last. This way you do not get pissed drunk after many glasses/bottles.
Step 2: Do your fucking paper.
Why? If you do this correctly, you will have just enough of a tiny amount of alcohol in your system to reach "the zone" where you will fly through whatever it is you are doing.
Just don't fuck up.
Why niggers are dumb and gay
Why gays are dumb niggers
Why dumb people are gay niggers
Top ten reasons the holocaust was funny
Top ladyboy bars in vietnam
>research
>2 days
your topic should be "here's why I failed out of college"
Top ten ugliest niggers
Why traps are gay as fuck
Why OP is a faggot
illegal immigration
DING DING DING DING
BETTER DELIVER FAGGOT
sending niggers back to africa
the effects of porn on the human brain
Insight into mental illness and black community's, how it's communicated.
anal prolapses
the n-word
Fuckin winner
lame
Explain why Hitler was right and fascism is the top form of government
wat now do
Roll
Rell
Ok
op WON'T deliver
Shut up fag no 1 likes u your porbably fuckin gay i hve 11 girlfrends and they each suck my dick 12 times a day 1v1 me on COD ill destroy u u stupid nerd
come on nigger something I can actually write about
black single mothers in the hood
Ok, the history of the congo republic
Fuck you nigger that was my get
the history of videogames
Ninja's Career
BTW it needs to be an argument I can support I can't just write about the history of something, I dont have a lot of strong opinions on things which is why I'm having trouble with this
This
Brazil's history
It's your ideology now OP
Yang 2020
Now
Just something about WW2
Ten reasons why rape should not be illegal
Why social medias are destroying world as we know it
Why pedophillia is not only normal, But beneficial for all parties involved.
FUCKING LMAO op you fucked up
> I dont have a lot of strong opinions on things which is why I'm having trouble with this
Sounds like you have your answer already then, just pick an argument you do support and research that.
Win
You better post the opening paragraph, OP.
Give me a minute.
I DID THIS TONS OF TIMES IN COLLEGE AND UNIVERSITY AND IT wops caps lock was on
it works every time! Just go slow with the drinking. if you get too drunk you leave "the zone" and you'll be up at 2am spell checking shit and copy and pasting sentences everywhere
you're welcome.
Splendid work, Friend. Now all that is left is to write the rest and send it to your professor.
Remember, a good picture can help focus the reader on your argument, so make sure to illustrate your main points.
I wish you the best.
Oh, and if it wouldn't be too much trouble, Could you post the finished paper after turning it in?