Be honest:

Be honest:
Your age-
Number of women you fucked-

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46 yo
32 in the bag

12
Your mom

30

19

50 yo 1000's of ladyboys

23
One

Age: 30
# of women: 9

didn't lose virginity till i was 18

kek

>women
>ladyboys
>lady
>boys
>women

reading is hard isn't it you old faggot?

43.
I have no idea how many. A couple hundred, I’d imagine. Regular ladies and tons of sex workers around the world. Along the lines of 2-3 a day for a week at a time, sometimes more (threesomes, etc), many weeks a year, for around a decade. Starting number was around 53

52 stopped counting at 104

19
1

19/F/Moon

69

19
0
kill me

23 and 62 University in england

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28
14
i had long term relationships

19
only 1

>18
>4
Catch up nigger

>26
>A big fat zero

say that to my face faggot not online and see what happens

18
one

21
2
But 4 have given me blowjobs

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27, 5 women.
To be fair I lost my virginity at 25.

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22 and 8.

>41
>8
That I can remember of.
Check'd.

15
1

>18
>1 (but it was trap, lol)

Bubbye.

27
0

yeah he'll fuck you too

22
10

Tell me your email, boy :3

27 - 4. I'm no manwhore

i'll be 30 this year. i've had 10 women in my life. none for the past 3 years. i've just turned weird some years ago and lost all of my social skills it seems.

26
5

26
3 (2-3 years in between)

23
10

23 y/o
1 lmao fuck me right?

23 гoдa
Имeл чeтыpeх тёлoк зa вcё вpeмя, нo зa пocлeдний гoд нe eбaлcя ни paзy. Cтapeю, кaжeтcя

41, stopped counting at 30 something
Somehow amazingly disease free

how and also why

Topkek

>20
>0

Theres no hope, why go on

26
4

Pretty low count, but I don't really care that much anymore..

>28
>1
Married her. But I sext a ton on the side

25, trans girl.

1 girl.
2 guys.

27
3

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25 yo, 5 women

Zatrollel

29

Probably over 200

31

40+

I don't know the number.

22
3

>20
>4

Nah, no worries.
The 23yo ones who have, supposedy 25+ are the ones who should be laughed at.
I'm 41 and 8, fuck me, right?

26

Somewhere around 21

Tore it up pretty good in my early twenties

30
4, 1st one at 24 and with her for 5 years, don't lose hope Yea Forumsros!

I mean faggots

lmao what are you some kind of catholic monk?
zozz
/s
but seriously yeah I keep thinking I should try to get with girls because everyone tells me I'm handsome and there are loads of hot girls where I live. But every time I think to try suddenly everyone seems disgusting and I hate people and don't want anything to do with anyone and just go home. It's just not who I am

25
Billie Eilish

21
2 (i guess... I used to get very drunk back in the days, so... I'am not sure )

29
5 chicks 1 dude

30
5

Heh, try this on for size!
22
0
kill me ;A;

25
2

27 yo guy
3 sex workers (didnt enjoy anyone of them)
7 girls

17
0

>Catholic monk
Your age is showing, well, not actually.
No wonder you don't pull if you come up with that kind of shit.
Your attitude stinks.
Good luck though.
t; female.

33
0
I'm the only wizard here!

28 years old
somewhere around 45 women
but I've been incel for 5 years now

32 - 3

25 about 30 women. Haven't kept track exactly

42/3

Lost my flower at the tender age of 19. She was 16.
Met my future wife when I was 21 and she was 17. Waited until she was 18 and claimed her virtue. We were together for 19 years, married 6.
Met my current gf a few years back. She and I both realized our marriages weren't right, so both left our wives. Over the last year, probably more sex with each other than with our ex-wives over the entire duration of our previous marriages.
Life's good. :sunglasses emoji:

age 39
over 200..however ive only bagged about 45 on my own
i was stationed in panama where hookers are legal and sexy as fuck. i was making crazy money and could bang for about 80-100 bucks so i fucked 2 or 3 a week

your retardation is showing it that's what you got from the post.
also my point was that I have no interest in pulling and don't care about it. No luck needed, and also no need for you to mention that you're female

17-0

You think 41/8 is bad? I'm Though I'm not complaining. She's literally the woman of my dreams and carrying my child.

Your current gf/wife was with a bird before you?

Age: 27
# of women: ~20

I try to stay monogamous to reduce the risk of my dick turning green and scaley, but I've had my fun before too

I know the reason you're trying to downplay the Catholic angle, Satan! GTFO! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

maybe the 4th one will?

Yep! She hadn't been with a guy in over twenty years.

Not at all, that was a reply to

25yo
65 (only one which I didn't pay, though)

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20
6

Active /r9k/ Discord, don't join normalfags:
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23
Two
Get rekt nerd

24
3

Fair enough.
Wishing you the best for the future.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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24
7

i’m a sucker for love :/

it's not bad we're circle jerking over our meaningful relationships

18
0 :(

30 yrs old and 35 women

20
0

Do prostitutes count?

34
Not sure stop counting in the 40's
Nothing to brag about only a handful were above a 5 and none were higher then a 7

1000.
1000.

38.

24 (mostly all Tinder/Bumble hookups). My number was 9 before social media hit.

33 y/o
over 150 women

Apparently so.

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Kids count?

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25 years and 20 ish

29yo
61 girls

18 and 0 because im not leSbian woO

thxfam! They ain't kidding when they say life begins at 40!

19
1

25
Zer0

We all have different "win" states. Best of luck, Yea Forumsrother!

Hey, I was 19 when I lost my v-plates. Don't worry.

Huh.

31
>50 and 2 men, none under a 6, really the only 2 6's I had were during a threesome, never used POF/tinder other faggotry, all bar/party/street/bus/anywhere IRL pickups

I had sex with them around 10 years ago (when I was 18, 19 and 21).
I think I didn't enjoy it because with regular girls I love the "hunting" part (even if I am lazy at looking for gals), when I pay to "own" a whore I feel owned because she had sex with me only for the money, so I start to think that the whore makes more than me with a lot less effort.

Me in 1996.

was supposed to be a greater than sign.. not greentext.

34
0

25 and 0

but i back and finishing my degree so the temptation to slam undergrad coeds is high

>24
>I dunno like... 6? If you count oral like 9?

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was me in 2007

39
I honestly couldnt say. Far more than I should have. Probably over 50.
in my 20's I went though a "quantity rather than quality" phase.

Np mate, gives me hope I guess, still waiting though...

>30
>5 relationships
>2 fucks
current partner has been with me since I was 16

If ive not lost it by 19, am i an anomaly or is that normal?

sex is overrated. Find a strong relationship and nurture that rather than getting your dick wet for the sake of getting your dick wet

There isn't an age to lose your virginity.
How old are you? 14?

No, im 18
Most of my friends and colleagues lost their virginity in highschool or younger, im just feeling left behind.

36
0

29
2

>after 1998
>counting oral

21
0

Had several opportunities. Missed the first few cause i was either a pussy or completely oblivious. Decided not to fuck my last ex cause i knew it wasn't gonna end well.

42yo here. I know that feel! Don't let other people's lives or judgments bother you. Everyone does things at their own pace.

Just don't stick your dick in crazy, and don't get anyone pregnant.

26yr
5 women. Each I dated for more than a year, except for 1.

30
zero

34
200+
Lost count around 75

30 - 0

30
1

40yo
41 girls

18
1 (my ex)

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50
7 girlfriends
120 plus hookers
lost count a few times its more like 140 ish..

9
1 (your mum)

>24
>5

whores aren't people. they hardly count.

27
4
I'm surprised it's even that high

34
2 (One is current gf of 18 years)

ive tasted some sweet pussy..romanian girl hookers in spain are truly beautyfull...ive had maybe 70 plus since 2000

OP didn't say "people", he said "women".

52
400+

19
I’ve fucked one chick
Gotten hand jobs from 2
Head from 1

Probably in the minority, but far from unheard of.

^ This. I didn't lose my virginity until 19 or 20, and I'm this guy: Once I figured women out, it was easy. I man-whored for awhile, married at 30, divorced in my late 40's, then back to fucking bartenders & waitresses. Current gf is 22 and we've been together for 3 years. Good times.

18
And 6

38 - 2

22
1

lulz

28

2

it would be interesting to post the number of times you had VD or if you have herpes or not in the next thread.

Do traps count?

17
1

23

38, all white women.

24
3, got a shitty blowjob from a fourth so does not really count.

25
1

>20
>0

>28
>7 I believe
all in the last to years tho, i was a virgin until 26

28 yo
About 33 I think. Or 34. I stopped counting and lost my list of women

23-0

28
only 1
been with her since I was 16

Age: 25
Women: 14

The numbers thing has never really made much sense to me. Like six of my 14 were fucking pigs but I just felt like getting my dick wet. Does banging them make me a better man?

I dated my ex for four-years while being faithful. I also have deployed twice for a total of 18-months. If I spent all that time banging fat chicks I would be past 300 lays today.

Number dont mean SHIT.

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20
And
0

31

3

And 3 because I've been with my wife since I was 15. Cheated on her twice before we were officially married. One girl was someone that I really thought was my soul mate and was friends with for years. But. She got tired of waiting for me to make up my mind and moved on - cut me out of her life completely. Felt bad, man. Still feels bad. The next girl was me trying to replace that. Didn't work. She was nuts. That was an oopsie.

But married the girl that was with me through it all. Won't cheat again.... Unless a hot Asian chick comes along.

>VD
Time traveler from the 1970s detected.

18

0

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I met a girl at a goth club last week. She wasn't one of those disobedient avocado body type "real women" but had a slim waist and hips, broad shoulders, and a wide jawline and huge round tits. I guess basically 7 or 8/10.
She had a deep smoky voice and asked if we could go back to my place. When we got to my bed, she punched me in the face (she was strong too) then knocked me down on the bed.
She pulled down her pants (not far enough for me to see her puss tho) and shit on my chest then just walked out the front door.

I *think* that means we had sex.

If so, then...

29 and 1.

33
0

15

0

33.. 80+

24

0 kissless, hugless, handhold-less virgin

This is the internet... why the fuck people lie i don't get it

I'm 19.
Fucked 3...

Checked

21 yo
-1

18yo

4

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

24 yo
19 women
started slowing it down recently, got into a fling with a woman twice my age who works down the street from me and I caught a few feelings. we're talking about moving in together. hoping that pans out

>19
>3
I need to bump up that number

26 although I turn 27 in a few days - somewhere in the upper 30's I've lost exact count

20
2

That's the kicker. Not even lying. AMA if you want

28 and ive banged 9 girls, one of them gave me genital herpes tho, just got diaganosed 2 weeks ago thanks to Yea Forums, posted my herpes infested pelvic area and Yea Forums was right, it was herpes.. pic related

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23 yo
11 if i remember all

-18
-20.All prostitutes.

38
100 women, counting BJ's and sex
200 men
I'm bisexual.
Never had an STD. I practice safe sex.

Derp faggot

FUCK. you gonna be alright?

30
0
I'm fucking gay

19, 0

50

I know of 72, but I had a drinking problem for a while, so I don't know about all of them, sadly. None of those were anything to get excited about.... lol

18
1 woman
1"Woman"

18
0
:(

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none. my seed is mine to keep.

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>"Woman"

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>18
>3

Or yeah kind of the last One was a threeway, just put my dick in One of them but can i Count both anyways? In that Case 4

25

7

20
0

imagine being in your 40s and still keeping track/being able to keep track of this. And still posting on here.

8

It’s alright man. Just keep trying

Age: 18
Number of women fucked: 1
I’m ok with this.

22
My girl

>26
>8

Gunna be honest and say it's only even that many cause my standards are as low freshly dug grave.

i hope that you married that pretty girl. would be a shame if her father came after you for violating his baby girl.

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right.... bye

AGE: 25
15 i think?

was shitty when i found out but we gucci now

23, fucked 6 girls, fucked 1 guy, blown/been blown by 2 guys, and jerked another guy off.

27, 0 fuck off

27
0

I don't fuck women.
I have fucked 7 men.

I do not think he will come after me. He’s an okay non violent guy

hush dont scare the poor lad marrige is the worst thing that could happen to a man

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Age 22
7

28
1

86
4

Thanks for the support . Not opposed to getting married in maybe 10 years however.

>t. a virgin

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>blown/been blown by 2 guys

We're supposed to be listing guys? I mean if you're a dude?

Age: 4
Sex: 86

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24
Zero

23 years old

35 ( alot of them were not attractive)

No. We aren’t supposed to be listing guys. Way to keep this guy in check. He’s a freak

thats the spirit 34y old fuck here still tasting all the fishes in the sea and there is plenty more a man should start a family in his 40's at least that whats my deadbeat father used to tell me

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Let me give some history about myself.

>Be brainwashed since a kid that sex gives you STDs and you die right away. They taught us that since elementary school in Germany.
>Move to America. Move to Utah. Be raised Mormon. They have even harsher views on sex. No sex til marriage.
>Be half Latino. Already know I want a lot of sex. So I basically stay away from it and don't even look at girls.
>Tell myself that the only way I'll ever lose my v-card is to a perfect 10.
>PASS UP SOOOO MUCH PUSSY... MY FUCKING GOD. I STILL REGRET IT TO THIS DAY. MY FUCKING BOSS AT MY FIRST JOB, HER ASS WAS HUGE, JESUS CHRIST, SHE BEGGED ME TO FUCK HER. FUCK.
>This goes on until I'm 27...
>The perfect 10 finally comes along.
>Fuck her brains out.
>Fornicate with every woman I can put my dick into.
>Literally fuck 1/10s, 2/10s, 3/10s... getting 9s and 10s is simply impossible and took me nearly 30 years the first time.
>Years pass, I fuck a few 8s and a few 9s, then finally fuck another 10.

I'm now 35 and have fucked 74 women.

23yo

70+

18
12,396 women
Get on my level losers.

>19/F/Moon

hmm

I listed guys anyway. I’ll suck your cocks too

40s seems late to me. But not too sure

As you wish, nigger.

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30
0

23 yo
2
I'm a grill so fucking 2 isnt bad, I'm not a whore

nice dubs raging faggot stay an incel

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53
0

30 and 9 with the exception of 7 relationships over a year, pretty fat, neckbeard, but great hygiene and can make people laugh *shrugs*

I'm 29

I've fucked 50-60 women

I doubt that you are a girl. Dubious claim

>relationships
Lmao

I would not let you suck mine. Nothing more to it than that

You’re asking for it

I can't make you believe me so eh

26
1

Been with her since we were 15 & 16 and have always been faithfull. Cant say I'm not curious about other women, but if it ain't broke, dont fix it.

Good job user that's the fucking motto my man

21, 12

66
6

Funny thing is I've been in probably over a dozen serious relationships but nothing lasts over 6 months. Longest relationship was when I was 15-16 hah.

I lied.
I am 54.

26
0
Yes 0 and no french kiss either.But you know what,I probably have Autism so oh well.

>Serious
>Doesn't last more than 6 months

I spend every waking moment with them for those 6 months so yeah, I just get bored easily and I end up breaking their heart

28
0

Buncha fuckin normies. Just wait until I get my wizard powers.

woah man i was just kidden dude.

>oh yeah hurr I break every girl’s heart durr I’m so hot and desirable durr
Liar and a fraud .

It's probably because you have a neckbeard, also you can't break up with them if they've done it first, good try tho

>T h i s

22
2

47
0

Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck we are doomed

24
1

Fucked a hooker when I was 19 once, just so I could going on 'not being a virgin'. Only girl I ever fucked. Nope, don't regret it. She was hot.

24 years of age
only had sex once.
but i was pretty much blacked out and it was some nasty big bitch i don't know if it counts since i only remember parts of it :/

I’ll be here for you then brother.

you're going to let him pound your but hole?

Oh ur fucked now user

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22, 2. Satisfying

36

I have no idea can't remember :s

18
1
Mostly because I'm with the same girl on off since i was 13

Nah ive had my heart broken a couple times, I'm still human. I don't need to lie or brag to you weenies. Not like the chicks I get are 10/10 but a lot of 6-7/10 chicks and theyll suck you dry and cook you dinner and be your fucking slave if you have decent dick game and are somewhat attractive. Then when I'm bored or annoyed I move on to the next

No

lmao

You should try again. You made it once . Might not be so difficult a 2nd time

30
30

mostly one night stands. im fat too and less than average penor.

When you type I physically feel you tip your fedora at your screen get the fuck off Yea Forums neckbeard

35 yo

38 women fucked

3 mff threeways

6 prostitutes (doesn't add to my number)

Lost virginity age 16

Taken virginity 4

Oldest fuck 36

Youngest fuck 13

Good work then if true.

Hahahahhahahahhaa I wear a snapback but alright

DID YOU FUCK A 13 YR OLD AT 16 UR GOIN TO JAIL

I hope you fucked the 13 yr old at age 16. Otherwise you are a rapist in my eyes

16
0

Even then that's still not great man

>23
>1

17
6

Age: 34
Pussies rekt: 41

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26
10

Agreed. But would be best case scenario here. Which is why I hoped for it

Age 19

Only 1 but she's 8/10 And still with me and we fuck daily so idc

27
4

To be fair we were both really high on drugs and I was a kid

No need to be insecure brother. You’re doing well

There's plenty of hope user. What's holding you back?

That does not absolve you of guilt or responsibility in my opinion

25
0
Feels bad

:)

>30
>50-60
but im married now, so one for the last 3 years

That’s not that bad. Many guys don’t lose their virginity until around your age or even later. Most the guys in this thread are liars as well

0/10

I'm a former 0321. That's reconnaissance in the United States Marine Corps. Please, if you're going to impersonate a JSOC operator, at least do some research. I know you're trolling but you gave yourself away when you claim to be a Navy Seal, but also have access to the arsenal of the Marine Corps?

No.

Also, you over exaggerated. Next time, be a little more down to earth and your trolling will be all the more believable.

43
0

>25
>2 womyn

20
1 from when I was 14 to 16
haven't fucked in 4 years

21
1

Been dating for three and a half years now.

Oh damn. Chad confirmed.

Everyone stand up and applaud, please.

18, 1
Gf of 4 years now :)

Kek

You called him out good .

Excuse me, Mr. Chad, when you say 'dick game', do you mean the length and girth of one's penis, or one's skills at applying said penis?

>hurr durr women are slaves to my dick game durr
All lies and bullshit games.

18
1

I think thats pretty ok so far

cyka blyat Dima

24 yo
Two

Plus one dude