Thoughts on buying a prostitute?

thoughts on buying a prostitute?
>i'm 24
>not had sex since I was 16
>recently came across a prostitution website
>is it worth it?

Also, general prostitution/hookers/whores thread, experiences?

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Don't do it. Prostitutes are only for degenerates.

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sauce?

i'm fat and lazy, it's not like I have options

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Get recommendations from friends. You'll get robbed or some shit. Vice is full of people trying to take advantage of each other.

it's not Vice, it's AdultWork

My main question is. Can you cum inside one?

if you got a couple of hundred bucks to blow and you're ok with sex that's on a (usually strict) time constraint, do it up
Asian listings are like 95% bullshit, they'll be pulled from websites. Perfectly fine one with a timestamp or at least of the girl holding up a sign showing the website's name, thats a common practice on leolist
Hopefully its not ultra-mega illegal in your area, otherwise you might be walking in with money and a boner, and walking out with some sort of bullshit prostitution charges

Fuck no, it's only good the first couple of times, then the thought haunts you and drains your wallet, a gf is 11x better!

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most of the time, no
some will blow you without condoms, almost all of them are sex with a condom. The ones that will let you nut into them, are girls you dont want to nut into

Join the local singers club they have meets regular and free you can take your pick and to be part of it each member of the good groups has to have regular checks so raw dog away my freind.
Some my have a business /perminent location, like an hotel but just for fucking with a bar thrown in.
If group isn't your thing there are one on one sessions too.
Get your dick wet faggot

Wew, lad.

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>Hopefully its not ultra-mega illegal in your area
I'm a britbong, the act itself is legal, most things around it aren't (streetwalking etc)

I'm a pretty severe nympho so I look to prostitutes to get my fix if Tinder doesn't work out
I usually go for the ones who are into cuddling, I tend to experience a much more authentic session with those types of girls. OFC you're still paying, but if you really want a great experience, find someone like that. Hell some hookers even take me off the clock just to chill and relax for a couple hours.

why buy them, when you can jst rent them for the hour? that's pretty much like having a wife, isn't it?

>be me
>fuck a dozen hoes
>balls itch beyond belief
>doctors don't know what it is

feels bad

degeneracy is a meme and morality is relative.

find a fat and lazy woman
>b-b-but iam only into HOT girls...
HMMM :thinking emoji:

shit like having facial tats and eating ass is normie stuff in 2019, so i take great pride in still being able to be a degenerate. degeneracy is the only acceptable lifestyle in this end times world

what is this anime?

that's good. lots of these replies sound like they come from people living in places where it's illegal.

find a site local to your country/city. get a feel for the prices and don't scrape the bottom of the barrel.
whenever possible, prefer making an appointment rather than just rocking up to an address at a random time.
verify the services you're buying with the girl in person, and once you hand over your money dont expect to see it again, no matter what happens.
use a rubber.

complete opposite for me. i felt like absolute shit for days after i visited an in-call hooker for the first time, but i'm completely numb to it now and it's a lot more fun

Thanks user

how do you know youre not gonna get mugged

So long as you
>don’t get a streetwalker
>reverse image all profiles
>check profiles on review sites
>run like the fucking wind if they’re fine with bareback
>avoid Eastern Europeans like the plague
You’ll be fine

find a forum or review site for your country or city, reverse search images on tineye and google. it's really not that complicated

You don't, of course, but that's part of the mystique

You’ve got to consider what’s in it for them. If they have any sort of presence or reputation, they’re throwing that down the pisser if they get outed as a scammer or thief.
Not to say it will never happen, but if it does they have to lay low, move to a new area and change their appearance enough so nobody on their trail twigs to them. It’s just not worth it for anyone who is actually in the business.

HOWEVER, that said, streetwalkers and bait/switch profiles can and probably will scam you in some way, which is why to never get a streetwalker (it’s illegal almost everywhere and about as healthy as fucking a petri dish anyway), verify profiles, and treat influxes of the same nationality/ethnicity with suspicion, since they’re probably either trafficked or have the same handler.

>streetwalkers and bait/switch profiles can and probably will scam you in some way

yep. I got blown by a streetwalker behind a bush a couple of years ago, and she had her hands on my ass the whole time so she could fish stuff out of my back pocket. I left the area in a hurry, so I didn't notice until it was too late

im also 24 years old. i fucked about 20 different prostitutes. there were some really good experiences and some bad.
the badest experiences did i have with really hot girls. they looked very good, but the service was bad as fuck.
make sure her pictures are real. sometimes there are some reviews about the girls. search on the internet.
give it a try.

I love prostitutes. They get to the point and don’t give a shit about anything. Niggers like this is why people think are a problem, they put pussy on a pedestal.

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I haven't had sex in soon 5 years and kinda craving for intimate touch so I'm sorta planning for the same thing.
What website is it, can other people write reviews about them? does the website offer some sort of verification so you know you're not making an appointment with a dude who's looking for a shakedown instead?
be a gentleman, dress and wash yourself as if you're going on a date.

don't do it often tho, it's expensive.

did u forget the rubber?

The real eureka moment for me was when I visited the same girl twice in the span of a few weeks, and she'd had so many dicks in the meantime that she didn't remember me the second time. That realization made visiting hookers a lot less awkward to me, and made me feel infinitely less self-conscious about asking for less normal services

It's always horrible when I get white whores. The Asian whores perform really well though, would highly recommend.