What's this guy's name again?

Nickelodeon has straight up sucked since he left.

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Dan: hero or bastard?
Discuss and be honest, bros.

His name is dan and he is our lord and saviour. He is king of Yea Forums.
>dan is love
>dan is life

Dan "the man with the plan to get teens in his hands" Schneider

>the most successful post-nick isn't miranda or victoria
>it's the girl who played a side character
how did she do it bros?

Dan "in the right place at the right time" Schneider

Dan "Cums Incider" Schneider

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Dan "omg smells so good , burp, whisper with beer breath in ear , want to be famous?" Shindlers list

>van.
You had one job user.

This. I remember iCarly and Victorious shows for having lots of hot young girls I wanted to...

Dan 'the hymen divider' Schnieder

Foot secks isn’t rape. Look it up.

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

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And found many brilliant writing strategies to get them in pantyhose and high heels

imagine having a kinky threesome with the icarlys sigh

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used to know a Schneider. We would sometimes call him Schnigger. Really got on his nerves.

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Have any stories?

>if you wanna be famous let me cum deep in your anus

>if you let me smell your feet, i'll make your hollywood story complete

>take it from a guy who knows, success is in your toes

Dan Akaroid.

>if an actress you would control, lick her soles and both her holes

Shut up Miranda and stop trolling. Tits or gtfo

dan "hymen divider" schnieder

Makes me shiver than probably Miranda or Jenette wrote it. Poor damaged sools.

>be Jennette McCurdy
>footmuse of Dan the Man
>apparent net worth of $5 million
>lives in an extended stay hotel room with mattresses propped up against the walls and on the floors

What's her life plan?

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I've often wondered if the male costars had ever noticed anything off/know more than they let on? Nathan Kress or Noah Munck may have been too young to notice anything until towards the end of the Show's run, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Jerry Trainor has kept his mouth shut for a loooooooong time about certain things and if Miranda or Jenette ever decided to speak out, I'd feel he'd back them up and speak out too in a heartbeat

Onanism.

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Kevin Farley

If you believe rumors, the guys fucked them too. If you think about it, seems logic, they were years together.

that's Dan "the famous nickelodeon producer" Schneider

moar

Dan "I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life." Schnieder

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STOP POSTING THIS CRAP!! MIRANDA IS PURE!!!!

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Jeanette wrote it

How is this guy not in prison.

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Yeah, wouldn't surprise me too if Freddie got some behind the scenes as well

Would be mega disappointed in Jerry joined in on the pedo train, dude would have probably had a steady enough stream of pussy to not take advantage of the female cast IMO

MV5BMTczMjk2OTc4NI5BanBnXkFtZTgwNjA2ODE1MDE of course

Imagine fucking prime Miranda or Jenette. Nobody can blame Jerry if he participate at Dan's parties.

Has anyone noticed how odd Victoria justice is now? She seems very socially inept and just hangs out with her sister posting pics to Instagram all day.

Victoria was always half-retarded, you can't blame Dan.

Dan the shredder

Define "prime"? Pedophilia's not really my thing so if you're referring to them during pretty much their entire iCarly stint I gotta disagree with you there

Miranda season 1. Yum

honetly jealous

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Oh dude, thats Dan "If her age aint on the clock, she aint gettin the cock" Schneider

Dan “on a scale of 1 to 10 what age are you” Schneider

Dan "The child star raiser" Schneider

Not user, but iCarly second season was prime Miranda, when she dated James Maslow.

Miranda is still "prime". She found the fountain of eternal youth.

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Glory be unto him.
Almost every starlet in Hollywood has made the same deal, they could have said no, but the allure of fame was worth the cost; at least, that's what they told themselves.
"You wanna be an actress; get on the mattress."
The casting couch is real.

I'm sure if he knew anything he got a bit of the action, and the casting couch isn't just for young ladies, plenty of young men on that couch

Like James Gandolfini when he tried out for Sopranos.

>The casting couch is real.
Elaborate. Do you work at Hollywood?

Jesus, bitch was born to suck dicks.

great fake

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Donald Trump

School of Rock girls too? They look so pure...

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Hi, femanon. You know the rules, tits or GTFO.

Kek

I'm sure they've very purely sucked some cock

Hero, cause all these little whores deserve it
fucking twats

real or fake?

dan "she was fine but then she turned nine" schneider

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>found the fountain of eternal youth

She's still in her mid 20's you dumb faggot

.

never gets old lol

lucky dude

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Dan" Iv got a boner , now I will mercilessly have sex with your underage pussy because it took my 37 years to get to where I am in hollywood and I went through this and now its your turn. Do you want to be famous kid? cause you aint getting on MY show unless you give up the goods" Schnekeltooth

Miranda: dead inside, dead career, the ghost of USC
Jennette: dead career, coalburner
Ariana: coalburner, donutgate
Victoria: dead career, fappening slut
Amanda: crazy as hell

Dan really did a number on them.

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Do you really think Miranda really sucks so many cocks at college? Too crazy to be true.

Jack Black

Dan "she looks old enough to suck a dick, so your daughter will be famous on nick" Schendler

>Do you really think Miranda really sucks so many cocks at college?

I thought that was just some stale pasta?

Big if true.

Yup. Rumor is the football team ran a train on her huge mouth once and she had to take the week off because she said that amount of semen made her sick.

>tfw you will never be a chad or player ;_;

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Left is my kind of women, a patriot. Right is a dirty mudslime walking bomb.

>Yup. Rumor is the football team ran a train on her huge mouth once and she had to take the week off because she said that amount of semen made her sick.

I really want this to be true. Disney and Nick make the best whores!

Read the file name dumbass

I'm kind of surprised that none of them have ODd or hanged themselves, honestly.

Probably she was passed around at Dan's parties when she was young. That's way worse than having fun at college parties with boys of her age. Who knows for sure, but I bet it's true.

especially miranda. shes dead inside

Amanda Bynes was so close, like Jennette: dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6788861/Nickelodeons-Jennette-McCurdy-details-battles-anorexia-bulimia-emotional-essay.html

Yeah, Miranda is the one whose suicide would surprise me the least.

Damn, that's so sad. She is a cutie.

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Same here. Life is not fair.
How do you become a Chad?

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Big Black Boom Boom Cocoa Butter D

oh wait, wrong entertainment platform

pass

I don't effin know

I want to believe, but need proof.

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Perfect lips.
Does she have nudes?

bob judenstein

dan has

Fuck off, Dan, or share her nudes with us, poor plebs.

What if Dan is just a generally nice guy who wanted to give child actors a chance for success and geniuenlly had a passion for his work?

dan?

Hi, Dan. Share nudes or tell us gossip about your shows at least.

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bump

What pics did he take of you?

Nice question here. I want to know too.

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Dan the man with the plan to get her in the van so he can beat his meat to her feet and hold her tighter to get inside her Schneider

Am I a pedo if I love young girl feet?
Girl between 7 and 16?

I’m pretty sure he just had a weird foot fetish. Some girl on Reddit claimed she was an extra on one of his shows and he paid her 100 bucks to tickle them toes. Also Nickelodeon parted ways with him even though he produced nothing but hit shows for them for like a decade.

>Also Nickelodeon parted ways with him even though he produced nothing but hit shows for them for like a decade.
Yes, this was suspicious as hell. And nobody wants to hire him, when he is the best kids show producer ever. Something is going on here.

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Bitch fucked Dan to be famous and rich. Don't feel sorry for her.

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moar?

Young actresses shouldn't have to be subjected to humiliating situations like casting couch and "paying" favours to sponsors and CEOs just to get their career going though. Honestly just put yourself in Cosgrove's shoes and think about it for a second. It's repulsive and unfair.

Dan The luckiest Man on Earth Schneider

Legit?

>dont feel sorry
just surprised she hasnt end herself

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As long as it just Feet sniffing kissing rubbing or tickling, it's not that bad I guess for a good/high career

This

hey jacko helped kids too. some even got be famous. well he fucked them tho

Yes from a private photoshoot she had done and posted here.

Jack Black

if only

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More pics?

Clyde

>private photoshoot
For real?

Less unfair than working at Walmart for an hourly wage and dying of poor person food diabetes?

Or you can y'know get an education and stop being a nigger living off the welfare system. Just a suggestion.

Seems a fair deal at first, "hey, I'm rich, I'm famous!", but the nightmares never end.
Fuck Hollywood.

No shit I’m not even gay but someone could totally dick my butthole for a few million

This.

Describe the private photoshoot, user. For science.

I'm not speaking personally since I obviously haven't died of diabetes. I am just pointing out that some fates are much worse than " I had to lick my bosses ass while he sucks in my toes for perpetual fame and fortune" seems like an easy choice.

No.

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God her smile. I would fuck her loose pussy anyway.

...

No nudes that but reverse image search is your fren
As far as I know yes.

Can’t wasn't there but I guess it involves a swimming pool

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>it involves a swimming pool
completely naked?

Fame vs. Dignity. It's always the same Hollywood tale and you can't never win.

there r no nudes ffs. niggers. reeee

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Read thread, what do you think.

dunno, that's why I'm asking lol

Dan "If she wants to be on Nick, first she's got to jump on my dick" Schenider

He can't keep getting away with it!

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I always find amusing when someone gets shit in Hollywood. Burbank and Studio City have way worse shit going on, but nobody ever mentions that. WB lot is pretty bad too.

See here

>Burbank and Studio City
Elaborate.

Hi, C. Hope you are okay.

[Citation needed]

Post more, nude or not. There's nothing with reverse image.

Is it true Miranda will be naked/sexed at her new movie?

Hope you like this

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fappable

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Dan "if you got a daughter you better hide 'er" Schneider.

what r u on about mister

Lucky chads.

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go on

Black Chuck

Dan "don't call me that" Schneider.

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Dan “my dogs named loli, no not Because I’m fat...I just like kids” Schneider

dan "up inside her" schneider