Anyone else cum under their foreskin and then dump it in to toilet and cleanup?
Anyone else cum under their foreskin and then dump it in to toilet and cleanup?
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Hey, Sal.
No.
it's not gay, it's funny...
used to do it
now i just cum on my belly
I don't have a foreskin because of phimosis.
no, i cum in my hand and lick it up
Yes. But only when I jizz someplace absent of cum disposal paraphernalia (usually ends with a bowlegged waddle to the bathroom).
Wahhh I have to cum in my foreskinnnnn Wahhhhh
Literally the only reason to get circumcised.
i do it this way. one of the advantages of a foreskin.
Fuck your foreskin. This guy just discovered a worm hanging out of his ass!
Ahh the good ol days when Stern was listenable.
"I took about 6 of em."
Today was cool. "Fist Fest" covered by field correspondent Wolfie.
Wolfie at the conventions tends to be pretty good. It's mostly the new staffers that I find boring. Also, how PC he's become. Where is Gilbert? Where was the Bill Cosby impressionist when all that was going on? He doesn't do the really irreverent bits anymore.
Still a subscriber? My perception is that most people that share a similar opinion tuned out... most long ago, riiiiiiight? I'm still dialed in every day.
Richard and Sal bits was the funniest shit ever on HTV
I would be, but I'm between jobs right now. When I was working, I was listening most days. That was about a year ago. How much longer does he have on his contract? And any word about renewing? He still has good bits here and there, but I'm not crying laughing like I used to.
Last I heard was 2 or 3 years left. They don't discuss it seriously except for the days when Howard is in a bad mood and he does the "is this done yet" routine.
Something that doesn't get brought up when people are complaining is that the platform has changed; now you can skip shit you don't give a fuck about, it is.
NICE.
That sounds pretty good actually. That wasn't a feature when I was subbed. How do they do that live? Or is it only for the replays?
Me?
It's available while the show is still on the air if you aren't live, both on player.siriusxm website and on the siriusxm app.
I'm CST so usually I've got at least an hour buffer so I can skip all the ads and anything that's not for me.
The app's kinda shitty cause it does weird stuff like audio cutting out without pausing and a thoughtless layout. Buuuuuut.... portions of the broadcast are available in video on mobile and website.
Heey! ahahaha
Yeah fuck yoouuuuuu!
They finally brought the video back when I end my sub. Of course. lol that was the one thing I was waiting for. But you said it's only for some portions?
Yeah, it's not the full broadcast. I really hope that happens.
youtube.com
Here's an example.
Then there's a "Week in Review" video that lasts about 30 minutes that covers the highlights from Monday, Tues., and Wed.
It's not close to Channel 9, SternTV, or even the E! Show but if you hear something you really like, most of the time you can find the video.
HowardTV*
Also, some of the video content is uploaded to the official YouTube channel if you wanna check it out and see what's going on.
BTW Ronnie revealed that he likes assplay... fingers, dildos, strap-ons... related is the picture of the throne on which Ronnie sat during his roast with Jim Brewer.
Yep but still it sucks. Lost most of my sexual pleasure because of that.
I'm sure *you* do.
Wahhhhhhh My parent's had a licensed physician remove my foreskin so I'd be more appealing to the opposite sex and less likely to develop infections, disease, and inability to retract it. Wahhhh Now when I DON'T fuck a pussy it feels exactly the same as before. Wahhhhh I'm a victim of genital mutilation just like those girls in Africa having clitoral amputation and vaginas sewn up. Waaahhhhhh If I were able to somehow manage to bang, even if I had to pay, it would only feel 90% like the greatest feeling in the world. Waaaaaahhhhh
I see circumcision also produces psychological damage and cognitive dissonance. Sad.
No what the fuck
yum
best response
Yeah. If I fap I'll pull my foreskin out when I cum. Catches and holds it all in. No mess.
Then clean it up
Either you cum a tiny amount or your foreskin is huge. Either way, what the fuck man
I bet it balloons up, you jackass.
I used to, but then I had to get a partial circumcision due to my phimosis and now I can't do that anymore.
Not sad though, just happy I still have 90% of my foreskin.
Nobody wants foreskin you faggot
Why are you even trying to defend you dumb cunt? Kill yourself faggot
>foreskin
Defend what? Circumcision or the topic of the post? You annoying little midget!
Actor*
Foreskin jerking feels soooooooooo fucking good, inform your future girlfriend/wife that circumcision is a barbaric practice based on delusional religious beliefs and usher in an era of uncircumcised boys, you might not have a foreskin but that doesn't mean your kids will have to live in a world like that.
so cast off the hate and just admit that you were fucked, and end this barbaric bullshit.
Ok
user.. are you really that dumb that you can't clean your penis?
are you from a long line of people who cut off their foreskin so they don't have to wash? I bet you smell pretty bad.. hard to cut off your armpits I guess.
steroid cream, stretches, and gauges. slow but works just fine.
he got kiked like every other cutfag.
foregen org
And even then they don't have to take off EVERYTHING.
I got a partial circumcision when stretching/creams failed, and after like 5 years of daily jerking off it already covers the top completely again.
Stop lying to yourself
Stop coming up with the hygiene excuse
Stop parroting others excuses
Stop circumcision
"they" stole my foreskin when i was just a wee lad.
i shall never know the joy of having cheese dick.
i am a little upset.
You're lost; hoods.
I don't have a foreskin cause IDK, but I'm proud.