How did you win the genetic lottery?

pro: 3a curly hair. bitches love curly hair
con: 5'10" half cast, filipino/european. i look like a malnourished manlet

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I’m 5’0”. I don’t think I need to list any pros because at that point nothing can make up for it. I envy the dead.

are you me ?

>ginger (to some that's not a winner but I enjoy it)
>clear complexion
>cute nose
>cute face
>awesome fat distribution

If say the only one I really lost is dental...I have shit teeth

Good looking
Intelligent (IQ of 126)
Tall enough 6’1”

Downsides are I’m anxious and a bit of a coward.

>describing yourself as "cute"
What are you, gay?

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I dont know, am I?

What are you studying?

>>ginger (to some that's not a winner but I enjoy it)
being a winner ginger is a female privilege, afaik

pros:
learns really easy
amazing at math
high iq
pretty good looks actually

cons:
abusive parents
asperger

Well no actually I'm not.

Well....

Sorry but besides that I have to respond appropriately to that

"Yea"

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pros:
decent at almost anything i try
good metabolism, easily fit.(even at 28)
good hand eye coordination
no allergies
perfect vision.
high IQ
8 inch dick.
Cons:
can't master anything.
can't grow facial hair easily
already going grey(luckily my family never loses hair)
horribly addictive personality.(smoke/chew/vape/alcohol).
get anxiety over almost anything when i shouldn't or don't worry about things i should, never logical.

really tall for my age
smart
decent voice
>cons
shit ton of allergies, almost died from suffocation less than a year old
slightly ugly

6'3 Decent looking/built white male the world is my oyster.

But alcoholism

pros
>whiter than snow
>fairly handsome since 14
>not a retard
>have my way with words
>no acne or any other skin related diesase
>healthy
Cons
>Thicc ass
>5.7
>asshole

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125IQ
Speak 5 languages

You fuckin nigger youre basically me

>smart but lazy
>ugly
>acne still at age 28
> 7'' cock

Based and redpilled
>smart
>put his feelings aside and treats people as means to get shit done
>rich
>105 kg
Testoviron is that you?

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Pros:
>Look extremely young.
>Have a certain amount of natural strength.
>Creative and artistically talented.
Cons:
-Shit skin
- Dad genes
- Left Handed
- Not good looking

Not sure if Pro or Con:
>Big hands

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>pros
your dad got away with cucking the guy married to your mom
so you might have a chance at having a little game

i was born with a pussy lol

The mods are homo.
Testing.

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>Jewish nose, though I am having that fixed in a couple of months.
oh, fuck. the CIA snow crashed the cel thread stutter fag and reprogrammed him into a shitty discord spam bot
RIP, you glorious faggot

I don't, got several health problems, i am fat and small dick

nah. Hurrit richfag from yesterday who posted pics of money with texts for people. Some poorfag wanted a pic of 400 with the text not for you Chrthoper (That spelling) so I provided.

health
I abused alcohol and drugs for years with very little consequences to my health

>176cm

found the manlet

lucky youre richie huh can buy all the heels and some more

Ah well nevermind.
youtube.com/watch?v=DIaSCPce6R0

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Excellent health.
High cold resistence.
28 Years and my hair Is in perfect condition. All my friends are losing it even the younger ones, oldest brother and my father(60 years) had no problem neither.

pros
>6'2" (literal king of manlets so I'm pretty sure this is a con)
>deep voice even though I used to jack off every day for a couple of years
>stamina up the ass, sometimes hurt myself but still keep on going
>eat like a pig and don't gain weight
>last time I was got sick was a runny nose last year
>tested twice by local state university for a few programs when I was younger. Test had abstract images and shapes, what I suppose was an IQ test.
>>score a 99.1% in the first one and only got a 98.3% on the second one because it had a speech portion

cons
>shit eyesight from spending hours in front of computer screens or books (or jacking off myself blind)
>dandruff
>mother's a bitch, made our dad leave us when I was young, grew up with a single mother alongside sister
>> I have a bad mental and a tiny bit toxic and sister is fat and coped by becoming a "dog mom"

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hello benjamin

>deep voice even though I used to jack off every day for a couple of years
The fuck does masturbation have to do with voice?

That's a wonderful dogo, user.

jacking off drains your T, letting estrogen flow without resistance
high estrogen = higher pitched voice
Sometimes you see this with people with manboobs and acne. Estrogen tends to do that to you.

Apparently I have sausage fingers so that's another con I suppose...

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(OP)
22 IQ 130, 6'4", Ambidextrous, deep voice and can sing very well. Have inate ability to remember and play music.
220lbs though I am barrel chested, so look fat even when I work out, but I dont consider it a bad thing I think I would look rather odd if I was skinny.
Have enough natural strength to work construction even though I haven worked out in years

Proud amerimutt, but 40% german, 20% British 30% Viking and 10% Italian. (So no Shit/Redskin)
Most of my family has only been here for a generation or two, and the rest can trace their lineage back to Plymouth.
dont look half bad if I take care of myself. Have a preside steady hand so I can shoot guns very accurately.
not a genetic thing but my parents never divorced so I'm not screwed up in the head. On top of that I was born Into the upper middle class.

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*Precise*
Also dick is average size about 6"

interesting...

how is being left handed a con?

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>22cm/8.6in
>185cm/6ft
>Not fat
>White

>Terrible skin
>Smart but not smart
>Absolutely terrible skin

Could'a been better, could'a been a lot worse so I'll take what I'm given

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It is kind of annoying because when you write you drag your hand across everything you just wrote it gets covered in graphite. Also usually have bad handwriting because you push your hand across the page instead of pull (makes it really unsteady). Even though I'm ambidextrous I still write primarily with my left hand.

CHECK EM

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Yup im moroccan so basically im european's and american's father suck it

According to retard SJWs, I "won" it by being born white. And that alone, apparently, is enough that I should bear guilt my entire life -- over something I have no control. And I should spend my life apologizing for having been born. And I should give everything I have and will ever have to others who are less fortunate to have been born non-white.

Pros
180 cm tall
Smarter than average
Brown eyes
Not ugly

Cons
I can't grow beard
Psoriasis
Bad vision
Not good looking

Anyone on here who won the genetic lottery wouldn't be here. Get real.

story on how you're a coward

Pros
8" Dick
6ft
Curly hair
British accent
Smart
Quick Witted
Will do almost anything for a good laugh

Cons
Not really muscly
Low level autism
Slacker by default
Unintentionally insensitive
Will do almost anything for a laugh
Drink + drugs flares up my depressive and anxious tendencies

pros
5’3”
cons
am a fucking tranny

1.86m
Not american
Sexual life ok, somehow attractive
Easy going, want to have fun
Not intrested in taking things seriously

-

Not intrested in taking things seriously
Absolute slack apart from work shift
No ambition
Hate most people
Not particulary lucky or a winner

smart
easy IT job, debt free

>pros
Horse sized cock
>cons
Am horse

Tall:187cm, 6'2"
7/10 looks (not a win but decent)
IQ higher than 99%.

Downside: crippling Bipolar disorder II.

Pro 6ft2

Con 6.5inch dick

>win
6'1"
Thick 6" dick
Smart, do well in school despite not trying too hard, off to medical school next year.
Athletic
Probably like 7/10 looking

>cons
metabolism is too damn fast
crown of head is thinning fast at 22
voice isn't high pitched, but it's kinda annoying

why this amount of money home? can only be a drug dealer. reported!

Pros:

Big natural muscles (since being a kid)
Lean physique (not eating garbage like the rest of the world)
High strength. (naturally was strongest and fastest kid in yard)
Youthfulness (cashier not believed I'm 18 got asked for ID at age of 32 ;o)
White European.
Big dick.
Great jaw.

Cons:

>exhibited schizophrenic behavior since early teens
>hence some depression post few traumatic episodes
>here I am on Yea Forums for no reason at all.

AI in drug design

You posted here yesterday, you are the guy that fires people, right?

everyone tells me I have perfect eyebrows

>pros:
Gorgeous face that has attracted models to me
6'1
7" cock that gets retarded hard
Higher than average cognitive ability
Pretty fuckin based at communication
Mesomorph body shape

>Cons
Shitty right hip, but I can still hike pretty free distances

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>bragging with 50 euro bills
Lmao for a sec i thought you were actually rich, nice try poorfag

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Female

What’s more to it?

discord
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Being born is not winning a genetic lottery OP.

>be me
>be Danish
>win the genetic lottery
pretty much that

wat

I'm some other guy

So you're a sandnigger?

I are russia
very stronk
much pretty and sex

^

Kek

>Not superintelligent but very self-aware and I can abstract stuff easy
>Blue eyes
>Pale skin
>Shredded as fuck without gym
Cons
>174 cm

I have awesome teeth. No cavities in my life. I can crush hard candies and ice with them. It disturbs people. Also I have very little body odor.

>really tall for my age
if you're not done growing, you're not 18... you know what means.

>Testoviron
test E from AP.. is that also a nick from some /fit/izen or bbcom dude? Just guessin here..

lolwut

Yeah, that is basically what I do. I work as a consultant for businesses in Asia.
was told the same thing yesterday. Doesn't really matter if you believe me or not. That money was just 15 000€ I keep around for expenses when I'm back in Finland. My "Rest & Relaxation" money. Had 5k more when I got back but it seems I've spent it. Going to Taiwan next week so I will leave most of it here for 6 months or more until I come home again. Have no real use for it as I just exchange money with my card and only time I use it is when I'm in Finland.

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>deep voice even though I used to jack off every day for a couple of years
wut... your voice has shit all to do with masturbation or lack thereof. Jesus Christ, Americans.

>jacking off drains your T, letting estrogen flow without resistance
wow
you're an actual idiot

>XY
dang it I lost

>Con 6.5inch dick
you have an above average dick, how is that a con?

what part of "win the genetic lottery", did you fail to comprehend?

>I can crush hard candies and ice with them
most normal people can do that, you know...

I also, am you.

I'm John, nice to meet you.

>white
>male
>Canadian
>no allergies or medical issues
>perfectly average

Basically, the world is made for right-handed people that queue to the right and are between 166-188cm tall. Also, you are able to taste chipotle but not cucumber.

Hi John, its you, Chris.

Pro 6ft 4 high
Pro 7.5in dick
Con Live in an era filled with morons.

wasn't born a nigger

Pros:
-6'3"
-not balding until 50+
-naturally strong body
-higher than average IQ
-not a virgin

Cons:
-mild Form of Gilles de la Tourette
-extreme emotional sensitivity
-glasses

>genes having something to do with being virgin
thats some incel logic. sure if you are a freak u fucked but else it depends on multiple factors, personality and the people around you being a large one. Call me bluepilled but how else do those fat american fags get laid?

+ 204cm
+no hairloss in my family
-astmah
-Bad eyesight

is being that tall even an advantage? with 1,90 you're already tall enough and being taller than 2m appears to be more cumbersome than worth it

>6'2
>been naturally muscular since day one
>strong voice
>doc says my bones are super dense and will probably never break
CONS
>big, broken nose
>fucked ankles
>25 and can barely grow a beard

I just want a fucking gnarly beard man

>not a virgin

Cons:
-autism

Not really, driving a normal size car is a pain, my feet Stick out of the bed, i hit my head regurally, "user why do u dont play Basketball"
And a lot of backpain.

age?

>6'2
>above average intelligence

Cons
>knee and back pain
>trouble focusing on work so im failing University

Even if he's a poorfag he can defend himself.

>he dosen't know
>he lacks the critical information
youtube.com/watch?v=oAln-wqLDAo

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>my bones will never break
>broken nose
>big
oof

Mines a weird mixed bag

>I'm too short
>But I'm gay
>I'm a top
>But I got a big dick
It balances out I guess.

nothing. i got
small dick
first time having sex left me with STD
nasty looking
i look like mexican andy
only quality of me is i can animate and draw hentai very good

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>doc says
lol wat

In the scandinavian countries, 199-202cm is the cut-off going from "sexy tall" to "giant freak". Elsewhere, 192cm seems to be the limit.

>ugly sad cunt
>can draw and animate hentai
those are the unsung heroes of society

Doc told me that too. Been in some nasty crashes, had some fuckedup skiing accidents. Never broken anything, severed/pulled some tendons and crushed some muscles tho. I also cant float.

good looking
intelligent - IQ 138
not a jerk
good parents

cons:
small dick
big butt

is that the Bergmann's rule?

>blonde hair
>blue eyes

Cant get any better than this.

>stating IQ
>not a jerk
I'dI'd like to differ

Average woman is 174cm, elsewhere i think around 168. Airforce here have trouble filling quotas, men over 188cm cant apply for fighter-jet training, but 182-190 is most common.

sounds like born fighters. the barbarian/viking type ofcourse.

>be mixed
>Got the dick
>Got the height
>Got the IQ
>Got the voice
>Got the physical ability
>Got the charm

Cons
>Got white incel tier anxiety and depression

just a scientific observation
not arrogant-like

Pros: high iq, working towards my PhD. My guess is that this is true of a good chunk of btards.
Decent sized weiner, just shy of 7 inches.
Reasonably good shape. Natually muscular.

Cons: Borderline schitzoid personality disorder + only 5'8" + ugly face = no romance/ friends.
Going deaf. Need hearing aides.

>Thick hair and no balding in family.
>Asian rate of aging.
>Average tall with reasonable ability to put on muscle.

>scientific observation
lol GTFO lol

ugly face shouldn't keep you from getting friends. either equally ugly ones or since you are naturally muscular other fit guys from the gym

pros
>moderately high IQ
>pretty stronk imunity
>heat resistant (I can stay pretty long in snow and light clothes without freezing, same with leather jacket during summer)

cons:
>astigmatism (almost blind on right eye)
>hypersensitive to sound, light, humidity..
>incapable of growing muscle on any body part other than arms
>socially inept and borderline autistic
>short
>acne
>even more acne on the back
>holy fuck why do I have acne on thighs
>resistance to acne-related remedies and treatments
>had hernia practicly as soon as I popped out of the uterus

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My father comes from hillbillies, my mother from trailer trash. I've somehow avoided the alcoholism and psychosis that plague both sides. My parents are both very short, I'm 6'1''. I'm a genius - I thought myself multiple scripting languages in middle school (vbscript, javascript, linux shell scripting, sql).

Unfortunately I've also got multiple sclerosis which has resulted in lesions and scarring in the brain and spine.

thought > taught
anyone else ever thought themselves?

Then perhaps I've been living in a bubble of people with shitty teeth my whole life. My whole existence is a lie.

>a bubble of people with shitty teeth
What, like Britain?

>incredibly high metabolism, can literally eat whatever I want without getting fat, even without exercise
>look like I'm 15 when I'm actually 20
>deep, manly voice

Cons
>no facial hair (in the military, so this is actually a pro sometimes)
>only 5' 11" because parents thought I was "gluttonous" as a child, so they starved me from the ages 8 to 12 (Jesus freaks)
>parents never allowed me around other kids, so I was alone until 6th grade. Wasn't allowed to even go on walks, so I'm a social outcast
>might be schizophrenic due to meth exposure and abusive sister as a child

But at least I handle stress better than anybody I've met.

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7" long, 6" circ

discord
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I didn't.

Active /r9k/ Discord, stay out normalfags:
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Zing

How is that a win?

you start with being white

along the stuff I didn't mention
>I can eat a shitton, shit 6 times a days and not gain a kilo by the end of the month
>I can drink 6 large cups for quite a while of coffee and quit cold turkey
>I can starve myself without eating anything (except magnesium tabs) for two and a half weeks
I mean it's nothing to brag about, and all these are acquired skills
alongside shot genes and shit enviroment I've learned to adapt myself to harsh conditions by my own, I don't need anyone's help.with anything
I'm living the introvert's dream, I don't need to go outside for wood because I'm not cold, I don't need to farm food because I'm not that hungry
I don't need to run/jog because my heart is fine and my legs aren't getting better
I don't need to lift because my arms are already strong and I'd just be risking hernia to pop out
in a sense you could say I've beaten my depression by being even more autistic than before, hell, I'd probably be dead from overdose had I acted like a normalfag my whole life

scratch the moderately high IQ off the list, my english and sentance formation in general have been gucked for several days now

pro:

>strong jaw line
>long
>intelligent

con

>fucked teeth
>too nice
>severe anxiety

Pros

>somewhat intelligent

cons
>5"7
>shitty teeth
>shit genes from post ww1 german ancestry left me with low bone density and iron deficiency
>anxiety

Active /r9k/ Discord, don't join normalfags:
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6’5” and have the ability and charisma to make someone who hates politics actually be interested in what I am talking about. Also I have inherited the libtard destroying abilities of Ben Shapiro

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everything about my body is shit except my intelligence (both iq and g). Even though it's only above average.

pros
>nice tits (36D)
>tall (5'11'')
>good at making friends

cons
>underbite
>horrible anxiety disorder
>chronic gi problems
>overall very unhappy with how i look

lol