Look at that, you stumbled upon a box. What do you do?

Look at that, you stumbled upon a box. What do you do?

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i call the police and report a suspicious box.

Fart on it

Shut up retard

Roll to seduce the box

It's probably full of spiders, so I'd fuck it.

A red exclamation mark appears above Yea Forums's head.

I'll have the warrior guard the door, the wizard ready a spell to open it, the cleric ready a remove poison while I check for traps

The box opens, inside is an amulet. Do you take it?

Boss?

Detect magic on the amulet

I bet you dumb retarded fucks can’t even count to 3 right now

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I open it, and eat whatever is inside. WHATEVER IT MAY BE.

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Put it back on the porch you stole it from you nigger

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YOURE THE NIGGER YOU FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY

I guess ill open it

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Unbox my new prostate stimulator and watch my wifes bull go to town on her

Its spaghetti, do you eat it?

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Put my dicck in that box

I'll ask if the cleric senses any evil

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walk around it.. got no time for retarded boxes

The cleric does not sense any evil, but does not reccomend picking it up. Do you still pick it up?

I would shit on it and then try to blow it up.

Since my threads don't bump, I'll be infiltrating this thread. So yeah you probably remember me from 2-3 hours ago. I'm the dude that you're trying to doxx for fucking with a girl on fb. So yeah wtf are you guys waiting for?

I play with the box

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Nobody's got time for that, nigger. We're trying to figure out whats in the box now.

It could be anything, even a box

I put it in my anus for safekeeping

You try to fit it in your anus, you end up looking stupid

when the cleric says dont pick it up, of course I'll pick it up and immediately put it around the big warrior's neck.as I duck behind the wizzard

You attempt to put it around the warrior's neck. The amulet is too small. Who do you choose to wear it?

will ask the priest to turn around and ask the warrior to drop his trousers I know where it can fit

Slutarina, ofc. The lusty kobold thief that follows us around.

You place the amulet around the warrior's cock. Its too big, and your skull was nearly crushed by it. What do you do with the amulet?

You fool, check my character sheet, I've been whoring my way across these lands for ages. The capacity of my ass is legendary.

piss on it

Yes, but the square peg does not fit in the round hole

this looks like a job for the priest. the last time we asked her to translate orc, she blew it so.. this time..

If you don't know what's inside it, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.

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Put it on priestess neck and hide behind warrior

I hate loot boxes

kek