Just how autistic is Yea Forums?

What is this. I only see it on b and it gets posted in every thread.

I actually love to do things unplanned because it's way more interesting

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spam bot

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safe

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I know I'm being a pretentious shit when I tell people I have ass burgers.

Pop psychology is _not_ clinical psychology.

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looks like i'm just over the line

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You are over the line for autism, but you are a hardcore aspie.

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and solidly on the spectrum

i'm a little autistic, but i understand social queues and have pretty good charisma tho.

right at the cusp of autistic, 25

I understand social queues, but I fumble in execution .

>cues

no no, he waits for them.

I’m good

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Well...

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>Your score was 29 out of a possible 50.

>Scores in the 26-32 range indicate some Autistic traits (Aspergers Syndrome).

I think this test is broken. I'm 40, I've never had a girlfriend, never had sex, I don't leave the house, and all I eat is blender food made from bulk food I buy on Amazon. I figure if I'm not autistic no one is.

Aight

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Read it and weep, tards.

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there are other mental disorders besides autism, and 29 is still on the spectrum. however, it IS an internet test.. so yeah, validity is suspect.

hah! 25 niggers! im not an autist!

This test is the same one administered by a mental health professional and was made by en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Baron-Cohen

Yeah, of course this test can't cover everything that your practitioner would ask you, but it is clear you suffer from some sort of spectrum disorder.

Guess I'm autistic

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#MeToo

lmao continue im taking notes

Almost autistic, like I thought

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You got aspergers, so you would be diagnosed with ASD regardless.

I love these. not subtle at all.
>do you think you are autistic?
>do you believe you have THIS autistic quality?
>What about this OTHER autistic quality
>yep you autism.

Fuuuuuck

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That's cool, love those assburgers

people with autism dont pick up on the cues and subtext of the question so cant fake the result

What do you propose they ask?
>Have you ever or are you currently posting on any image boards?
>Does the phrase 2d =/= 3d mean anything to you?
>Have you ever found yourself mad at "normies"?
>Do you feel a certain fascination with numbers or perhaps a series of the same number?

Lmao, autistic faggots

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Huh guess I am a normie eh?

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checked

DUBZ

I guess I was wrong when I used to say I might be a little autistic.

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Da faq. I might as well be a faggot.

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Guess who's fairly new to Yea Forums

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am i fucked?

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Socially?
Yes.

im content with this. assburgers it is

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Darn

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I got 33. I wonder how accurate this is based on the fact that I just don't enjoy other people/being social or actual autism

i was thinking the same thing. mom and dad always tell me im an autist, but i don't have any obsessive compulsive traits. i just fucking hate people

Look up schizotypal personality disorder. Its probably you, and no, it's not anything like schizophrenia.

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Like I have a long term GF (8 years) and have live on my own since 17(I'm 28). I work 60 hours weeks the last thing I wanna do is be social.that being said I could be aspie but I doubt I actually have diagnosable autism

Am I an autism

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>google
>4degreez

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>schizotypal personality disorder
didn't know about this, but as i'm understanding it, it seems more like those conspiracy theorists that get pissed when you don't agree with their insane rantings. i don't believe in anything like that

i'm more like this guy. i had 3 long term relationships too and i can fairly easily create/maintain relationships. problem is i find it just too much of a fucking hassle, people talk too much and put forth too little content, i feel like wasting my time

No, it's more like people who can't relate to other people at all and feel that thoughts other than theirs are retarded. They also hate social situations but yearn for attention. The word used to describe them are often: negative, cold, etc.

K, now what.

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holy shit, very narcissistic, do you think your shit smells like roses or something?

ah ok. well, i do think the average "jersey shore" type people are more retarded than me, but doesn't that make me just a reasonable person?

No, I think most people are retarded though. It asked me what I thought about people throughout the test and I think that's how they decided it.

Individually, sure. In conjunction with a litany of other issues, no.

I'd believe I have this over autism,it's not so much I think that what they say I retarded but thier lack of input to my interests/ideals when brought up in conversation. It more often than not becomes an argument and I'd rather avoid the situation all together. The GF gets pissy with me when I try to converse with "friends" and they talk about the same stupid shit they have been for the last decade and I bring something new to the table and they can't relate and I'm the wierd one

26. I'm okay with that.

it seems like in your case you maybe just lacking some social skills. in my case i often find myself speaking to people who have completely opposing views (f.i.: i am an ancap, usually others are identitarian socialists). in that case expressing your views will only lead to arguments. my solution is just don't speak of politics at all, and just do the stupid small talk. i just find it boring and useless as fuck.

Those are definitely signs of either schizoid, schizotypal. If you are a schizoid, you will live in your mind a lot. You will have an active fantasy life. You won't be able to relate to people and you have a hard time relating because they are not the ideal platonic people you have in your head of what they should be. If you are schizotypal, your inability to relate comes from the fact that you have a poor understanding of theory of mind. Which means that you feel other peoples thoughts are an enigma, because you have come to your own beliefs through logic. You will also have a hard time interacting socially, but its because you can only relate to the things they are talking about in a very superficial way. Any conversation you are in will ultimately lead to a stream of consciousness type monologue where you get really deep and they think you are weird because it was so spontaneous.

>consciousness type monologue
what do you mean? like those people that will suddenly drone on and on on a subject they seem to have a hard on for?

By that I mean, you jump from topic to topic with only superficial cohesion between them, and it's not that you are boring, it's that people can't follow you after the first 2 minutes of disorganized thought.

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oh i see. now that you're saying that, i have definitely met some people like that, it's definitely jarring seeing how they suddenly seem to have "forgotten" the initial subject

It's mostly I think that I'm bored of them,I've known these people since high school(10+ years) and we're my friends and my GF has become a mutual friend to them as well over the past 8 years so she want to hang out as a group,but honestly I'd rather not. I feel I can't relate to them as they don't do anything new they still live at home,all of them. And ive been making a life, living on my own since 17(GF has lived with me for 7 years now) and I bring up my interests/past times. And all the input they have is ,hurr Durr generic pop band is good,let's get fucking wasted I don't see the point in conversation with anyone like that but I go out because the GF wants to and I want to make her happy.but at the same time meaningless social interaction pisses me off

So this is saying I'm autistic because I enjoy numbers and patterns? Or more likely, the test creator is jealous because he's a normie and wishes he could math

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No, but autistic people COMPULSIVELY sort and categorize, and not because they have to like OCD people, its because it provides a release once they are sorted.

Is it just the social stuff you have grown tired of? Or is it that many things you once enjoyed have become menial? Would you say you need constant stimulation or some sort of shock value in the day to day?

i had a girlfriend that obsessively took note of odd number plates. i once asked her about it and she told me she had an irrational fear that something bad would happen if she didnt, like some death in her family.

was she autistic?

No, she had obsessive compulsive tendencies. If she was autistic, there would be no fear attached, or irrational beliefs regarding the compulsion.

thanks. are you a psychologist? you seem to know a lot about these things

I have worked in both inpatient and outpatient facilities, specifically in the diagnosis department, and yes, I am a psychologist.

Kind of both,like I'll admit I have "wierd" tastes. I don't watch TV, nothing I listen to gets radio play. I only really enjoy obscure video games in the off chance I have time to play at all. So when people ask what I like I'll be more than happy to tell them.but a typical response is "I've never heard of that" or "idk what that is" when talking about music/science/random cultural things and if I do explain they seem dissinterested in what I'm saying (although I don't really care about what they have to say either) so for the most part I keep quiet in social things I'm dragged of to

>obscure video games

like what? sad satan?

How do you think you would feel if somebody knew everything about the obscure game, or if they knew every complex topic you spoke about inside and out? Do you think you would feel closer to that person, or worse about yourself?

I collect retro games,most people have never heard turbo grafx 16 or PC engine let alone games on them,I do own all current gen consoles and have a gaming PC but I seldom have time to play them and when I do I go to the older ones I enjoy

heh assburgers

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i scored 41.

am retard?

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damn that's definitely obscure, i though i knew a lot about vidja, never even heard of this console. i'd talk to you about your interests, user, no homo

damn son, at least you're in the right place

I'd be surprised first off,but I would want to talk about it.it doesn't particularly bug me that I don't relate to these people.whay does bug me is that they say I don't talk enough or that I'm boring or stuck up. My GF gets upset that I'm short with people when we go out and often want to leave soon after arriving

Then, if I had to diagnose you now, I would say you have schizoid and possibly a mood disorder such as depression or biopolar.

I came so close

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Makes sense, thank you for taking the time to listen

My pleasure, and know that the mood disorder doesn't have to be permanent, but you will need to learn to live with the other.

I've become more autistic, but still nowhere near you fuckers

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This made me laugh too much.

I'll tell you what I tell others,there a world of work and content that has long passed and there are people who enjoyed these things and still do.not just Vidya,but music,movies,books you name it. You just have to dig a little deeper than what is force fed by media corporations,and AI algorithms. It's fine to like mainstream media it's mainstream for a reason. But I also would like people to think for themselves and do a little getting lost in something

totally agree

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I got 19 take my word for it

3 points away

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Compared to a lot of my friends - I definitely consider myself the more 'normal' one.

Some of the dumb cunts I know cannot hold a conversation, and have the most bizzare view points on things.

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37. I'm high-functioning...

>stood in line
>fucked it up
>thats autism

i answered honestly, why is red??

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Bow before your God, Yea Forums.

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checks out though im not a hand flapper or anything, i can perform fine socially just feels like the result of a ton of background algorithms rather than normal human brain and i cant bear it for too long

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I was expecting to score a 50

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Not bad

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I'm just not very social, but have no problem being friendly, talk to people and get girlfriends/tinder fucks

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Well motherfucker.

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Waiting for all the schizos and Autists to come flood the thread

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If this good or really good?

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run nigger before its too late

Those questions were so fucking obvious

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scored 16, hooray. I must only do retarded things for the humorous effect

This games stupid

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results are in, i'm a god damned sperg

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yeah dude, anybody can fake their answers and get a fucking score like that. the point is to answer honestly and see how you fair, not cheat the system. Faggot user is scared that ppl are gonna make fun of his 50/50 score

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POOR user

Ive been told to have autism..

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Welp.

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in the words of Ross,
>Sorry I'm with an uh autism.

13 scary

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Hehe. I've been diagnosed with Asperger's, and I honestly felt it was wrong, I think I'm more in the autistic category really.

I can compensate a lot due to high IQ, which makes people often forget I have it. The problem is that once I get overwhelmed, I go from seemingly able to hold normal conversations to almost being unable to communicate at all.

21 bitches

Some of those are so subjective. The website's just a shill for their affiliate link to a therapist program anyways.

Professionally diagnosed x4.

Not exactly a surprise.

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Fucking autists

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It's okay, you just aren't smart enuf to be one of us....

average value so far was 22.79
from people in this thread there was no normal distribution I could find, but rather a seemingly homogenous spread of values.
list i used was
40,31,25,7,5,10,13,21,33,18,29,24,7,34,29,31,19,7,18,19,4,48,26,38,9,34,29,24,12,23,10,35,18,23,6,27,7,3,2,31,48,31,35,34,44,13,36,14,36

>me, i scored a 36. (my own value last. )

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this

Thank you

That was interesting, thanks :D

I think we would get along fine my brothers

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Oof

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I scored 22 (safe range 0-25)

The older I get, the less autistic I become. Maybe I was just really awkward as a kid..:)

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So am i a minor autist?

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>psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum-quotient
50/50 what do i win

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u have assburgers. only way out is to kys

you have autism light, yes

Same, when I was younger I'd probably been at 45-50 somewhere

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Pulling youse guys up...

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hate to break this to you guys but taking some random test on some random site to find out whether or not you have autism while also taking it's results seriously most likely means you have the autism...

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hate to break it to u ur a faggot

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why so mad user?
just find out you have the autism?

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I got 21 out of 50. I guess people who live by the numbers are autistic according to that test. I just recognize patterns and behavior.

Hell yeah

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@796998326
>dioesn't give a fuck
>just has to reply to let you know
whatever you say pal
just keep feeding me them (You)s

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10/50

I was more autismo when i was younger, though.

At 30, that shit kind of works its way out.

All of those tests come from a weak point of view and assume an obvious conclusion in their form. Its important to remember the dumbasses that designed your education stay in education.

More artistic than I thought. I don’t like people and collect porn.

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Get at me niggas

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What the fuck does ANYBODY want (You)s for? Only YOU can see them and you just keep replying to your own post. Underage FAGGOT.

Doesn't surprise me

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Psst moar (You)s mean more dumb faggots to chuckle at

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u have to be 18 to post here

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Blank posting. You know this one is real.

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fuckin normie

16, even most of what is scored as a + towards autism I do for a conscious reason

I took it again. I'm cured!

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dubbie dubs but you fake it.

ma nigga

look at my I'm a psycho I guess you find it weird but not I for I am a psycho

Cool

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You're all genuine faggots. Seriously kill yourselves, you larping cunts.

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S-Sempai... A-am I going to be OK?

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yes

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This please God holy shit

Guess i'm retarded

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I got 2 out of 50

Chekd, based and redpilled

>pajeet

Fucking lost hard

Autistics do it consciously as well too. But yeah, you are probably clear.

oh well...

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Gotta tell mommy!

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>filename: didn't see that coming
Why are you really bad socially or something?

indeed I am, socially absolutely retarded, but if some interaction happens I'm glad to have it.
The annoying part is, that holding conversations or speaking to/with people is not the problem, its more the starting of contact with random folks I don't know yet.

Yes, but every single normal person can read this, wanting to get the autism result, and then get that validation.

has this thread really been up all night? I've never had that happen before, fuck is Yea Forums dying?

A mental health professional would be the only one administering this test for the purpose of diagnosing, and they will ask you questions you can't fake and test your cognitive abilities.

10 hrs is not that much

I haven't seen a thread last this long on Yea Forums in forever

I think a lot of people lurk in porn threads, but post in regular ones.

Yess

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Look man I've been here 9 years, I leave the tabs open at night to see the responses in the morning and I have never more than once seen a thread from Yea Forums not be 404d after a night of sleep.

Ya'll rarted

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high score thinks he "passed" kek

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Well, I am OP, and I figured it would be dead when I woke up, but every time it was about to die, someone posted and image and it went back to page 4 or whatever. There was like a solid 40 minutes with no posts in the thread, so yeah, it is odd.

of course u havent seen because u hang in trap and dick rate threads. those go by fast

Ah Fuck.

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Winner

How do these get past captcha?

Winrar

7/50 natural empath

hell yeah

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>6 points away from being autistic
>immediately starts antisocial behavior calling people "autistic faggots"
>hmmm

Fuck.

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Grrrrrreat

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I am normal ya b/tards

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Dude you sound like a perfect match for Aspergers Syndrome and the test said so. I got an official diagnosis for aspergers when I was 16 and my life isn't that far from yours besides having sex once and the blender food stuff since my mom cooks.

well well

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>Having sex once
Not him, but I can relate. The best I got was a handjob and I think she felt bad for me and/or knew I had autism. Her brother had autism and she said she wanted to work with autistic kids when she got older.

Heh my sister got into work with autists when she got older as part of being a nurse.
Things are looking bright for me though as I might have sex for the second time in 30 years soon with a socially crippled girl.

Diagnosed with HFA/Ass-burgers when I was 12. Definitely an older age; thought I was misdiagnosed for a bit.
Somewhat nice to know I’m still just as much of a sperg; oddly.

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>not understanding sarcasm
I’m dying of curiousity what you got.

Hey, written sarcasm is hard.

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Normalfag here

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I'm actually diagnosed with Asperger's. screw you niggers

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my man

no ur not. test clearly shows ur a normie. stop lying

Beat that faggots

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I have 39 Points, what do I get now?

right on the border of autism

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Disability checks, a silicon valley job, and lifelong virginity

Sounds like fun

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this test is bullshit. im going to chat with their "lincesed" therapist and threat to kill myself if he doesnt apologize

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Post pics faget

I'm retard

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>see spanish
I thought only white people were autistic??