Being a pervert on facebook with a virgin nerd from school

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Here is a picture of the chick I was refering to, lol, she is much hotter than this emo weeaboo

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WE WANT THE PIC! WE WANT THE PIC! WE WANT THE PIC! WE WANT THE PIC! WE WANT THE PIC! WE WANT THE PIC! WE WANT THE PIC! WE WANT THE PIC! WE WANT THE PIC! WE WANT THE PIC! WE WANT THE PIC!

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Show us her face pic. Also stop bullying innocent white people.

I second this

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Oh Jesus just go back to the oxy man

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She isn't attractive but seems like a naive but reasonable person. Bully a nigger instead.

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Just found her on facebook, I'll take it from here fag

Op is kinda hot

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She's fuckin' cute, and going to the gym helping her lose more weight. Go for it

She seems sweet. Don't fuck her around op, there are plenty of bitches out there for the lulz

Wtf

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*asks question
* ignores answer.
*turn it back on self
What a fucking tool

Show her your body

The amount of cringe in this thread

I'll be getting to that, this already took place about 45 minutes ago.

ikr. waiting for dick pics to be sent

She's oddly cute

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You need to kick this up a notch

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Get on with this OP
I don’t have all night

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Go big or go home user

This. OP is like Tommy Wiseau from The Room. Autism...

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I hope this ends up being fake and gay by the end of it

I love her hair in the left pic. I dont find her attractive but that haircut gets me ooof

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>Hagerstown
I wouldn't wish living in Hagerstown on anyone.

She’s gunna get on the floor and do the dinosaur

But then...

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So you're bullying a young girl who is probably a perfectly nice person. You do realise you're the one who comes off worse here? She's naive, you're a straight up scumbag

Hahahahaha completely ignored ur pic ..then said it's fine..like I said, you blew it fag

That's because you went full autist on her you dumb fag

Some people never left Highschool. It was the peak of their lives so they try their hardest to keep it going as they get older.

This

Can you show us your dick

Of course she's gonna block you after this cringe shit you cancer fuck

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>actually being surprised

Good job, retard.

Dubs of truth, fuck you OP

OP is cringe.

>absolute state of OP

Jesus the autism...

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Keep goin

This just makes OP seem desperate as fuck. Even if you're good looking she looked thru all the cringe and noped out of there

this is literally the most autist thread I've seen in years, OP you literally have autism and this thread will become a meme showcasing your complete autismo, someone make a meme please

she's not that ugly at all, just dresses plainly and has kinda mom-type glasses. change that, maybe a bit of dye in the hair, and if she went to the gym even a bit she could be pretty hot imo. don't be a douche to her just because you're bored

This doesn't excuse the pure autism of (You).

Holy shit this shit was cringy as fuck

This. I'm interested now

I feels bad for her. Op is a douche

Is OP still there or he got the fuck out after such a massive failure?

I hope he continues. It can't get much worse than this. Might as well finish.

Judging by timestamps and the fact that I know he's East Coast since he mentioned a town I'm familiar with, he definitely nope'd out of here. Last messages were sent half an hour ago.

I hope he goes on as well

She definitely has more self-respect than OP.

was going to send this but even the cringe alarms were going off the charts in my own head.

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you're fuckin retarded

Nice. More?

So are we gonna doxx op for being a troglodyte or what?

Wtf lel

Deserves it

LOL OP are you sure you aren't still on oxys or something OMFG

you cant be serious.

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How do you not implode from embarrassment after this?

missed your chance OP, not every day you see a kid get his shot at the big leagues. Sad to see you blow it.

>Oversized blazer - probably your dads.
>Wrinkled Khakis
>Brown boots
>What are you going for? light party attire where you MIGHT have to work on the houses sewer line?
>Shift off of Macy's rack.

lel. Step up your fucking dress game.

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>tfw OP is actually being nice to the poor girl by giving her something to laugh at and share with her friends to make up for HS

So let me get this straight. OP is a (ex?) drugs addicted waste of space who "bullies" cute nerdy girl...?

Fucking cringe. Fuck me sideways.

OP change your life. You are currently not worth the air you breath in.

This thread gave me cancer.

user legitimately has a shot with an attractive nerdy girl and blows it cause he's horny

What else would you have sent her?

Fuck off to leddit cancerous faggot

>nerdgirl mentions their hometown
>posts picture of himself

He didn't even try to hide it.

Nice try op lel

In OPS defense

www.reddit.com/r/opiates/comments/3ag5x7/does_anyone_else_become_a_sexual_beast_when_they/

This girl is willing to have real conversations with you. It's not even funny, it's sad that you'd shit on such a rarity.

post the cock, op

According to her it’s been a while...we know you’re a virgin, I mean obviously from the pic, but how do we know she’s still a virgin?

All we need is a name

old man ass... urgh

Ok just got to the pictures of her and ya she's not pretty but she seems nice and what you're doing isn't trolling it's just bullying. She's probably been picked on enough in her life and what you're doing isn't original. You're not shitting on a cult like Scientology, just some unfortunate girl.

Idk why people are saying he bullied her. He tried to hit on her and she said fuck that noise. He didn't post anything lewd about her, and she comes off at the top of white knight kingdom. Win.

This

OP does not know how to talk to girl jfc. That conversation was awful.

Doesn't make op less of an autist

Fuking Catalina Wine-Mixer! POW!

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This is going to get complicated but I was talking with her back in 2017 and look at what she admitted, you all are trying to shit on me saying you had a chance at her pussy but look at this

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> Using reddit to defend op

Messaging her now. My profile is female so maybe she will respond

>HER FUCKING NAME IS IN THE OP

Looked her up, lives like 10 miles from me lmao. Still, OP is a fag and practically asking for pizzas.

You're a god among men user

Meanwhile OP continues his social suicide

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Hahahahahahahahahahagagagaga

You're not helping your case. Better hope this girl doesn't decide to pass on your info dumbass

OP... don't tell me you send pictures of your dick soft to girls... why would you do that? That's not sexy in the least bit unless they are into soft cocks.

Show the d

post the cock pics! c'mon

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You guys are being mindfucked right now, aren't ya?

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She didn't like you then and doesn't like you now. Nothing changed tbh. not a big surprise

Expect friend requests

can you guys see I've perfected my craft a little bit over the past 2-2.5 years?

By your autism?

If you knew then why the fuck you went after her anyway? You're even more of an autist now.

This mf just yeets for the pussy

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Yikes, op dodged a bullet

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The craft of being a total fag?

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yeah but the point is she apparently doesn't even like dick, whether she just said that back in 2017 to get rid off me is unlikely now given the fact that I played her like a champ tonight and she still didn't bite, she is clearly asexual

Op is obviously being retarded on purpose. Stop falling for this LARP. Newfags. Smh my head.

Post dicks

Bada bing bada boom

Fuckin gross

Show your dick

>played her like a champ

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we don't care show, your peen

>Smh my head

Post hard dick

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>player he like a champ

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Fucking kek

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OPs name is Brady Keller

Gods work

is this
real
life

OP do you love her? Why are you going through all of this? Do you want the forbidden fruit? You can tell us, we're here for you.

Interestingly, I will gladly do that, given the transformation of my dick over the past 18 months. This first pic is when I was 19, my dick was only 5.25 inches long back then. It's exactly 18 months since then, my cock is still growing, it's up to 6.25 inches now. So kiddos if you're 19 and you have lost hope remember me. First pic will be my micro dick from back then.

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Can we get a more personable, better equipped user to attempt a second go?

Is this just fantasy

Caught in a landslide

I'm suspecting this thread to be a big fake

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Naughty boy even has a gf, should we send these caps to his girl?

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Post cum

Dumbass.

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haha, no man I didn't even plan this. This just all somehow rolled together. I don't know man must be the hexen LOL

I'd volunteer but I'm sure a ton already have and the poor girl doesn't deserve to be flooded

Along with the dick picks of course

Posts dick pick after getting named and includes fb Img data

We got a true genius here folks

>studies criminal justice
Oh lawd

D e a r GOD yes and send screenshots of her reaction

Oh hell yes, and his parents too please.
Include me in the screen cap!!

an ugly dick and a gross old man ass. man, out of clothes you're a trainwreck. is this reverse butter face?

Fuck yes Daddy

I ain't sending shit from my personal FB but if any of you wants to have a go, I'll be glad to watch this burn.

Can I be your friend so we can talk about your dick some more

>some call me Shakey

My fucking sides

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Idk. I’m all about ugly bastard hentai

Fuck it. It's my personal fb but it's private and everyone knows I browse this place. Yolo lemme get at the girlfriend

>Deliver the pies for her, user

Well this thread just got interesting

Could it be that it's not really him? He contacted her from multiple accounts so it's definitely a possibility

That dick isn't ugly, besides the fact that it is cut.
Anyway this entire thread is fake and op is trying to get you newfags to be his personal army and raid this rando

I'll praise you as a god if you do that, post reacts boy

>I'm Asexual
I smell some bullshit, something doesn't sound right about that statement.

I hope this is real and he gets a nice lesson in online justice.

Obvious catfish has catfished all of you

You are all falling for a trap. Look at the first time he talked to her I 2017. Wasn't even the same guy in the pics

Was thinking that as well. Also he acts like a total retard, which maybe he is, but his lack of awareness if suspicious.

Cut dicks are the most attractive dicks. Change my mind

It's possible. But If that were the case he would have posted the fb pages that messaged the girl

Bitch is a fuckin lesbian. Too ugly to be rejecting dick like that.

There's no way that ugly old man was belongs to the Brady dude.

I mean, you were a bit too confident with some of your responses, but she was kind of being a dick about it (no pun intended)

Chaos is chaos my guy, still fun to watch.

Real question. Why do lesbians prefer plastic dick?

kek, you should do it for the lulz, it's not like you have a chance with her rn. She did say she was asexual.

When b becomes some fucktards personal army...

Yea Forums. Weaponised autism at its finest

Lady fun time area looks like O.
For fun time need something like ==|} to stimulate the O.
Basic math my dude.

How exactly is that true here? We're just having fun with OP and his girl troubles...

she sounds feminist as fuck with al that asexual bullshit.

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I'm leaning towards it being real based on the girls responses. She seems to just want to be done with it. Someone going for a personal army would probably try to get the fake girl profile on board with the doxx

Why would he send her a pic that's right on his profile in the beginning of the convo? Yeah not buying it. Someone message this girl and tell her it's a fake and to report it and shit

Should've told her you had only months to live from diabeetus

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yeah, OP went from being dumb af to not so dumb to full blown autist with a lot of potential throughout this thread. He shouldn't waste his talent here on Yea Forums.

>be op
>jealous of some guy in relationship
>pretends to he that guy and act like a pervert
>purposely leaks the guys name on /b
>/b tards falls for it

...

Because OP is clearly impersonating this dude.

thanks, let that meme flourish now, my night was made.

For reference I'm talking with the girl. Trying to figure out if it's an elaborate ruse. If so op deserves credit

But his profile is real and she linked me to the profile that messaged her

She's real. Dude is not.

But how would fake OP send messages from a profile that isn't his? Unless he made a fake profile for the gf too

Fuck off op, nobody is falling for it

She looks so innocent fuck she's fucking ugly but still I'd back down and try to hookup a thottie

It's that or OP is like 18-19, riding high on just having moved out or having like two weeks in his parents' house to himself, and was insanely horny. Blinded by his horniness he takes to Yea Forums to attempt to get an audience as he scores wins

Instead he got rejected hard. I love how he uses grammar and punctuation but can't type out 'you,' just as much as a bloody waste of time as he is

I refuse to believe Brady Keller has a cottage cheese ass.

The girl he posted as his ex is kinda hot tho. Nudes op?

I'm not OP. I'm trying to figure out if he used a dummy profile

That's what op would say

You can find the fake Brady profile if you look hard enough

Yeah that's true. But whatever, it's not like there are any better threads over here...

I can verify as actually being OP, that that is indeed not OP

So a thread that started with autism ends with full blown aids. Hope both the girl and guy in the pics can get away from this psychopath op.

Yep OP is trying to destroy someones life by faking being this person, Maybe even the dicpics are real and he catfished him before.

Classic. Now the question remains: was it Brady's cock, or OP's? Hmmm

Probably OP's seeing as how pathetic it was.

I'm working with who I assume is the real girl to track down the messages from years ago to attach them to a real name.

OP gets sadder and sadder

This whole thread just makes me sad. OP reminds me of myself talking to girls when I was 14. It's hilarious he got rejected and soon after doxxed her and her Chad boyfriend because he's a little beta boohooing that she wasn't interested in him because he's obviously a creep. Not even a pervert, just a sad lonely man. Small cock too is icing on the cake. You might be able to seduce a mentally challenged girl OP

I feel like I've seen Ops handiwork before. Make a fake profile of someone you hate and message some of their 500 acquaintances. Ez

Based hero

it's not small, 6.25 inches is slightly above average.

A year and a half ago , not years ago .. fuck that's annoying

Nice try op

Faggot op exposed, kill yourself, also that ass pics is of an old man

The ass pic and second dick pic are from the same house. Definitely OPs ugly small ween and old man nerd ass.

fucking do it cuck

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I'm glad that's what you took from what I said, good luck finding a girl socially and mentally inept enough to tolerate you friend

My educated guess would be that it's someone from their high school.

OP is danny wonder, or it's another fake account. This was the profile that sent the years old messages.

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Nice thread guys, let's do that again sometime

Remember the good old days OP? At the start of this thread when you had some control and weren't a massive faggot? Remember that glorious golden age?

Pepperidge farms remembers.

Funny how they go to the same university

Nice work!

I want to believe. Sending OP a friend request and doxxing myself wish me luck boys

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Well well well

Got em

So Loriana is monitoring the thread.

Hi Loriana.

This thread is a great story and I'm loving it.

She looks cute at times

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>Danny wonder

OP exposed as fuck

He looks exactly how I imagined

If she is then at least she knows Brady didn't do nuffin' and Danny is an autist cunt

Hi Mommy!

What is this diarrhea????

Hey loriana, whats your take on this? Any particular punishment you'd like for Mr wonder?.

this is the most entertaining thread I've seen since Yea Forums 2012.

She's here! Everyone be on your best behaviour.

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Guys I think we should report to Brady about this Danny wonder guy and how he just tried to destroy his life

Wonder how long I get doxxed for blatantly using my public profile to do all this.
Ah well. Just don't take it out on the local pizza parlors

She's a cutie alright, and seems genuinely sweet.

OP is sweatin hahaha 4cha has you now boy

Expose! Expose! Expose!

Really slick move then bud. Fuck with her head, make sure she becomes a man-hater and all around femanazi. Chick you just posted the pic of isn't anything to write home about either tho, of course with the way you look you're not gonna get anything better than dogfood anyhow

No doxxing here, but dude, charge your phone. 36%

I messaged dannys gf explaining that someone posing as her boyfriend is harassing another girl in his name, but I'm pretty sure danny wonder isn't the guys real name so who knows where that will go

If nothing else OP thanks for the chase, and this loriana girl is cute, i might hit her up

Tits or GTFO

I'd think his grossly undersized dick and cringy personality is punishment enough.

I stopped rolling my good night joint when I got into this thread. She'll hold on till then

Hello People! Yep I've been notified on the post and everything. Glad to see people dont condone douchebags like this. I dont give any shits about what y'all do with Mr.Wonder, I blocked him back then for being a respectful dick and I certainly wont let his words make me upset now. I'm comfortable as I am and nothing anyone says is gonna change that

haha, you bet, I was actually getting really scared. You were getting close to completely cracking it.

I'll squeeze off a couple rounds in to the walls of my local Papa Johns and say you sent me.

Don't even think they'd mind. Place is a total shit hole, TBH. Bullet holes are just added personality.

Did we ever track this girl down? Reckon she might like to have a word or two with old danny boy

Nice

tits or gtfo

Op is probably not really Danny either. I'm guessing he has at least 3 profiles if she blocked both Danny and Brady and he still messaged her. He probably has a ton. Serial autists do that shit

This turned into a wholesome thread.

Still that Danny dude needs to get his life checked.

Good on you. Especially for blaming him specifically. Too many people who want to lump all men in with the shitheads these days.

Now this guy looks exactly the type of creep that would do that

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THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH!

You're awesome

Was it you the whole time Kayleigh? I did notice danny wonder only had one friend.. an obvious mtf trans. Are you not danny anymore?

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You are so right lnfaoo

Good for you. And thanks for being cool with it, we're not all ass holes like wonderbread over there.

And Danny. ...we're coming for you

NEW QUEEN OF B!

OP is a mad af incel!

maybe she will be your gf

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What. The. Fuck. Is that thing?

Hi danny

this

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More likely, he was targeting people like that while impersonating these guys. I don't think it's a coincidence that he was screen capping everything.

I don't even know what's happening in this thread anymore. This some m night shambhala shit right here with all these plot twists

This is the best Yea Forums has been in months

word

I want to see how deep this rabbit hole goes, actually. I'm back on the case

I still believe it's someone from their high school. Someone who tried to get pics from that girl, but knew he couldn't unless he impersonated the ''jock'' of the time. Maybe even someone who got bullied by that jock.

That jock who is now a law student and can literally and figuratively give him an ass raping

Doxing is universally banned on Yea Forums.

Btw the girl if you watching this you look like Jimmy Neutron.

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You think I have a shot? omg i might ask her out now

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jock rhymes with cock :)

>Doxing is universally banned on Yea Forums.
lol

Yo someone better fuckin screencap this rollercoaster
I've never been happier to be an insomniac.

So where's the tits? I thought that was the endgame here.

stfu nigger

Like anyone gives a flying fuck

Youd know that if you read the rules but you are here because of spring break lol.

Detective user here. I'm afraid I can't go any deeper atm. On the line with OP for a thread post-mortem

only if you call her m'lady, otherwise she might forget your a faggot.

But there are no actual rules about posting, newfag.

You've done well my friend.

Best shit I’ve seen on b in a long time

Kek

I'm 42 faggot, spring break hasn't been relevant for literally decades. But it is obviously important to you. Silly child

Many thanks to Detective Annon for alerting me and to everyone else, have a great night. This girl is out.

>newfag

Global rule. Rule 4,

NEWFAG

Nice reddit spacing.

Sending dick pic to Jaime Keller

>Posting on b
>rules

Butthurt because you just got proven wrong.

Go back to school, kid.

thx for your effort

For the lulz and before op posts it, if you search duckbringer on fb you'll find detective user.

The fact you don't recognize "there are no actual rules about posting" is proof you don't belong here. Get your cucky ass back to your containment site.

your breaking the first two rules

Shout-out to all the people who putting in work to get to the bottom of this... love y'all madly

lol gottem

Sorry lol I'm just trying to look out lol. Read the rulebook instead of banzai charging into Yea Forums retard.

Post your moms tits, faggot

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Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 are enforced.

I had sexual relations with your mom lol

Imagine just now reading the thread and attacking innocent jock dude...

Smart user

They seem pretty not-enforced right now. I think maybe you're just missing your overly-moderated containment site some, it's natural to be homesick in an adult's website. You're free to turn back anytime, nobody's keeping you here.

Fuck off pajeet

Lol sorry bud it seems that I have riled you up on Yea Forums. Taking me seriously is the golden rule you just broke.

Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe?

Kek i thought that too

In which case, over 18s only. Fuck off kid

Kek I'm 22 how old are you? 42?

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Lmao, you're a real tryhard aren't ya?
>g-g-g-got ya! i was j-j-just p-p-pretending to b-be retarded!
Irony is no excuse for ignorance. If you've spent more than even a day on Yea Forums, you'd know damn well that any rules, especially the global rules are very rarely enforced here. Keep acting high and mighty though, newfags always do.

I've got crabs older than you kid, and they're better conversationalists

Would still hit it

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

OP is a graduate of Westminster Highschool in Maryland, class of 2016. Can't tell you much more than that.

Narrows it down tho.

This is OP checking in, that is not entirely accurate.

Lolk.
>implies I dont get on Yea Forums everyday.
I'll have you know I have gotten on Yea Forums every day to post pictures of my cousin, okay? I am a real edgy user and I indeed am NOT A NEWFAG, MKAY?
>global rules arent enforced.
Post some cheese pizza and you will gone, k you fucking pedophile.

Man shut your springfag ass up

As we steadily close in on Page 10, I want you other anons to study this specimen closely. Such a prime newfag, outing itself with such confidence that it's genuinely admirable.
Other newfags, learn from this; There is no winning on Yea Forums, only chaos. You will learn the real rules by doing the one thing you haven't done since '06; Lurk moar.

see

I hate these newfags

OP is still a boring fag.

Nice digits. Also check 'em