Ask the Magic Conch anything
0-No
1-Yes
2-Maybe
3-I don't care
4-Neither
5-Maybe someday
6-Kill yourself
7-Stop asking stupid ass questions
8-You are a homosexual
9-Whatever
Dubs-Your wishes will be granted
Trips-There are a couple of campers lost out in the kelp forest, go find them
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Will I get my job back?
Will I get my degree?
come on don't be a bitch
Should I sleep?
should i share nudes?
the conch have spoken
will she love me and give me a second chance. or ask for one herself.
Will I ever get a gf
Does she love me back?
Will they be ok with it
Roll
Maybe some day indeed, magic conch
Will i be able to steal my friends girl?
will i get a gf?
do i have a chance
will my boss send me to school?
will i be rich?
Should I fuck my friend Liz
Am I dying?
Can i have something to eat?
Will my mother in law show me her tits?
Am I All?
Should I go back to her?
Is life just some sort of simulation according to how I think it might be
Okay bitch
Whatever I want eh?
reroll final answer
conch has spoken
that's what i was afraid it would say
its telling me to come home
Kill me slowly
Magic conch shell, will i ever get rich and fuck a bunch of women?
will i get this promotion?
Does my baby love me
Can I fuck the girl I sit next to in class?
WELL FUCK ME THEN
I WANT A DAMN DEFINITIVE ANSWER KEK
FUCKING GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER
I DON"T WANT THIS RETARDED "WHATEVER I WISH" BULLSHIT
I NEED STRUCTURE IN MY LIFE
FUCKING TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD GO BACK OR FORWARD
I'll make my own damn rules.
0-4 = YES
5-9 = NO
FUCKING ROLL
Omg yes the conch comeback
oh.
ok
Should I share nudes?
Where'd my roll go damnit
...
That's not an answer shell
Does this really work
Wtf shell
Will I finish college?
Oof
is gf cheating on me
should i go to sleep?
Will I die tonight?
will i be successful in life
will i get a gf anytime soon
rip
good thing you'll resurrect in the tomorrow
magic conch, will I get that nutt?
am i enough for her?
will I spontaneously become rich?
will this fucking bitch go out with me eventually
will i ever not virgin
can i get it?
should i log off already?
Should I quit my job?
CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT
should I start considering suicide?
Will i get the dozers back super duper black voodoo magic conch?
rip
Will I be depressed tomorrow?
Fucking cunt shell...
kek
Don't you "whatever" me, you nigger!
Will rhodesia ever reform?
Magic Conch will I have a good night?
Can I has cheeseburger?
Men I die today yes?
What, a nigga can't have somethin to eat?
can I even?
Will I ever find a partner?
Yea Forums Will make me rich.
Check em?
Will things get better?
Will me and josh get together?
yes.clearly it does.
should i bust diz nut
will i drop out?
do The Great Replacement have to be shared?
Will I get dubs?
How many raviolis do I need to consume in order to commune with the old gods
Will I cross over tonight?
discord
O[Xl--[28]--lX]O
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Will I be a sinner for life?
will i pass the test?
THATS WHAT YOU GET BITCH
should i kms
am i ever gonna fuck a girl
am i a failure
Is it gay to fap to, and fuck traps?
Show nudes?
Will I get a good handjob from someone this month?
test
will i ever love somebody
am i gay
am i every gonna have a gf
Will she ever come back?
Will I graduate with merit?
Post spousal nudes whenever time comes
Will this product work
Should I still try to slide?
rol
Is my prom date actually gay?
rell
Will I ever get a gf?
rool
Will I have a gf?
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llor
Will God answer my prayers?
Will I find a date to prom
prom troubles too huh?
Is Allah the one true god
lose virginty to some in a year
Should i kill myself?
Will i ever get a gf?
Will we work it out, magical conch?
Can i get something to eat?
Will my anus lining ever heal
Should I break up with my girlfriend on Thursday?
Is my wife cheating?
Should I really buy a Kawasaki ER 5?
Should I?
Whoa, how'd you do that?
is my wife really a total cunt?
Diana feels attration to me?
Is she fucking Anthony tomorrow?
Will the south ever rise again
Will I fuck her wednesday?
Shall tonight be a night of faps?
Will I fuck adalis?
Will I become a millionaire in my lifetime?
Will I fuck Ashley?
Will our love last forever
Am I gonna get taller?
Am I biromantic or just a straight up bisexual fag.
Will my dick get bigger?
Should I hook up with the pregnant chick at work and maybe become the step dad?
Am I biromantic or just bisexual?
Will I ever beat sekiro
Well I'm dumb forgot it has to be yes or no.
Am I bisexual?
Will I ever fuck khady?
Does wanting to get pegged make me gay
does she actually love me?
Can I shove a McDonald's big Mac inside of my asshole?
Ok, well am I just bi-romantic then?
reroll fuck you
does she still have feelings for me?
Will I ever fuck Tyana?
Kek
Am I in purgatory?
Does destiny like me?
Should I smonk weed and jerk off
Do I have a chance?
it works
Will I fuck Samantha?
▲
▲▲
Reroll, I will ask the questions
Will I ever get a girlfriend and have sex with her and stop being a virgin?
ok
Team?
its confirmed, im gay
Will I fuck Tata?
re roll again fuck you twice
Will I fuck ms Anthony?
should I bother?
Will I fuck Shante?
reroll, it's not a stupid question
Am I gonna jerk off to porn by the end of the month?
Should I stay with Ally?
Have I already busted my biggest nut ever?
Will I fuck jasmine?
Will I have success in the future
Will I ever get black yeezys?
Can I get something to eat?
Will I wake up from my sleep this morning?
Will I get a gf soon?
Will I get a qt gf soon?
Hello Magic Conch!
Do you reliably predict the future?
Fine.
Will my lottery ticket be worth it?
Goddamn, the attitude tonight!
Should I stay home tomorrow?
The question was about what I should do tomorrow, this answer doesn't make sense.
Rerolling.
>My wishes will be granted
All of them?
Magic Conch, can you read my mind?
Fair enough.
Thanks for making this thread, OP.
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should I commit sudoku?
will i ever get my life back together?
Do I get in?
will I get a girlfriend?
am i a faggot
Can I have something to eat?
Will I fap tonight
rolling
Shota is a faggot
ooga booga nigga nigga
will i ever cum
i'll get this job i want and get with this qt3.14 at my gym
trips, go find the campers.
Should I fuck a hot trap?
OP is a faggot?
Will J Kiss me someday?
kek
If J will kiss me someday, then we'll fuck right?
Does I like to her?
Am I on the right path?
Will I ever have enjoyable sex again?
I know, but answer my question
Will I get dubs
does he want to see my dick or hear me jack off?
is he jacking off right now too?
Will I pass this exam?
rr
Will I have her back?
should i share my ex's nudes for the Yea Forumsros
Magic conch... should I just stop talking to this girl rn and 100% focus on me
Will this shit I'm about to take be satisfactory?
llor
reroll, because I know neither is bullshit
pottery
Does she know?
Role
Should I spend the rent money my landlord forgot about?
Check the quads
Does this just mean trips? Or reroll
role
Magic conch should I leave this girl alone
Cmon
Will i get a gf next year, o magic conch?
does he like me like me
Will I get some?
Did she cheat?
is op a 13-year old faggot?
Spaghetti or the turkey
discord
l[Xl-l[6]I-IX]I
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Did they truly create the Dark Souls III they wanted?
Is it worth?
Full send?
Will I have the gaming pc of my dreams in the near future?
Does she care?
Does she care?
will i pass this stupid exam on Monday with full mark?
Do i?
Should i become a trap?
Y'know, I really dont care if I'm alone for the rest of this unforsaken life. That's how it's always been.
Rollin
But will it stay that way?
Probably. Yeah. I sure as hell dont have any faith in this rng.
Gl.
Should I commit to opening a lounge bar