Yea Forums, What is the minimum amount of money it would take for you to stomp on this little kitten?

I'd hold out for as much as possible, but I'd proba my do it for a couple hundred bucks.
Its just a cat.

$0.01

$3.50

I would pay $5.00

Why is everyone in this thread so soft

what do you mean

I'd do it for 2 grand. Gonna have to spend about 500 on a therapist but hey, free money is free money.

Everybody seems to be so against the killing of this cat, it's some pretty harsh cognitive dissonance considering I'm sure all of these people contribute to the meat industry in some shape or form.

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In my country a lot of people kill kitten because too many cats

satan likes cats

There's a difference between killing an animal for food or clothing and stomping on a cat for lulz.

Cats are vermin. Disease spreading shit-rats.

I would pay $20 to stomp a kitten and wouldn't need to go crying to a therapist about it later.

You think exterminators need a therapist when they kill a rat? Same thing

Yeah, and I bet they look at shoes as a luxury in your country too.

110,000 USD

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>would probably end up donating a shit ton to a no kill shelter though

There is only a difference because you allow there to be in your head to keep yourself feeling good about your actions. There is fundamentally no difference, especially to the animals.

i don't know, like $3000?

I'll be your therapist.

I can listen to someone whine about bullshit for $120 an hour.

>pretty harsh cognitive dissonance considering I'm sure all of these people contribute to the meat industry in some shape or form

do you have to be this much of a virtue signaling faggot? go be a vegan somewhere else you dick

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Lmao don't worry, I'm not a vegan in the slightest. If anything I'm using the logic of a vegan to justify killing the kitten.

It's a hypothetical cat, so I don't give a hypothetical fuck

I have two cats myself and I am sitting here thinking I would do a lot of things if the price was right. I honestly can't think of a number... I would say probably for $100,000 tax free and I would do it. I might pussy out when it comes time to do it, and if I actually did do it I would probably be haunted by it and develop a drug addiction.

It could be a real kitten and I wouldn't give a fuck, hypothetical or otherwise.

big difference killing taking an animals life for financial greed and using their body for nutrition.

I know I could kill a person no problem if I had a good reason and not think twice about it, but I couldn't just kill someone for the fun of it.

I would throw a box of newborn kitties in a woodchipper for a nickel

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Animals die everyday for financial greed, so why not have the money go to you? I'm sure the animals aren't any more ok with dying when your logic is presented needless to say. Let me be clear, I am NOT a vegan/vegetarian, which is why I have no reason to say that this kittens death is anymore significant than the millions of animals that die each day. You are allow death to sustain yourself, yet money is not a good enough reason for you despite being necessary to buy food in the first place? Your criteria is flawed.

you nano-augs are born and bred killers

Hope you never reproduce

Let's take it up a notch

How much for you fags to throw this cat on a barbecue and eat it?

For a cat, just enough to clear my consumer debt. Say $50,000. Tax free. And my family and friends could never know. For a puppy it would be quite a bit higher.

You’re too pure for this place.

I would never do it, I'm not capable of killing any type of animal (except wasps and mosquitoes)

I'd pay 10 to 30 pounds but any more than that and I'd just buy my own.

Could I shoot it with a .22 from 30 yards? I could do that pretty easy. At that range it would be an instant kill. Physically stomping it out would be harder.

That was never a part of it.

Why would it be harder?

kek

I wouldn't even do it for money.
I'd just do it for a cozy studio apartment.

Surprisingly low, because I am very poor. But I love kitties so it would make me very sad.

not sure if i would do it, it's easy to say i would

i'd consider it for a life changing amount which would have to be after taxes probably $50,000,000

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50 million and i'd do it

1 stale corn chip.

No amount of money. Money has little value to me. Yes, money could be donated to a shelter to save similar kittens, but I could not erase the stain on my morality for any sum of money. There's no "making up" for being a piece of shit.

I'm financially comfortable (polite way of saying my parents got stinking rich with real estate money), so I probably wouldn't do it. I wouldn't take a life if it's not necessary for my own survival. The only scenarios where I would stomp on a kitten are:
1) the kitten tries to kill me and my only defence is to crush him under my foot
2) I'm literally starving and that kitten is the only available food source
3) I'm really desperate for money, in which case I would demand a high, yet not unrealistic price, let's say 10K.

Dude, shut the fuck up. If some fat Jew waved 100k in your face, you'd probably fuck if after you've stomped it to death.

>proof vegans have no sense of morality.

You're a pussy. See here:

Ain't a vegan, chief

As I said, I'm financially comfortable. I literally don't need money. Heck, I just came back from two days in London to see my girlfriend, and I flew first class both ways. Totally unnecessary, yet I still did it. I don't need money, and I won't accept any money from anyone who wants to corrupt me into killing a defenceless animal.

Not everyone thinks like you, was raised like you or have your same morals and empathy level

$3,000 - $10,000 depending how I felt that day and just one good stomp with a very heavy boot or do I have to sit there and turn it into ground beef ?

I prefer to call it "ethical flexibility"

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your bleeding heart is comical. Living beings, cute or not, die every day, in a myriad of ways - most not without some theatrics. So you would be shaken by the cuteness of a kitten, broken by a fake/instilled morality that bears not weight on the reality of this world, to pass on the opportunity to provide your children with considerable security and opportunities for their future?

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120k and I'd stomp it.

You should be killing it for fun, your pretentious delusional wannabe.

Not for luz for $$$ for food

that edge tho

how is killing a cat fun? My list of "fun" includes things like golf, drag races, sex, pool parties, Red Bull, drone racing, ski, shooting, playing Rust, more sex, but definitely not killing animals who did nothing to me. I'm not a psychopath.

>drag racing
>Red Bull

Go back to the incestuous trailer park you came from

I drag race Teslas you dense idiot

for free, the feeling of it being crushed by my feet is a pleasure. This may come off as a joke but i genuinely mean that if there were no consequences and no one found out i would do this for fun.

Not worth my time unless I’m getting at least $100.

Killing animals is for faggots
Literally harming something that can't defend itself, where is the action? you can't really feel powerful after something like that

Be careful waving that edge around, you'll take someones eye out!

I don't care what you drag race - drag racing is for inbred morons

the questions is not if you would feel powerful. Its for how much $ would you do it. Do you not understand the question? Do you need more help? More time? What is the problem?

2 dollars
bullshit

I mean if a briefcase was opened up and a lot of money was flashed in my face, I’d do it but then feel bad about it while buying new shoes

what a fucking pussy

Push button. Pull a trigger and walk away. It's the difference between a sniper rifle and a garrote.

killing is killing, why should the garrote be seen as different than a gun? the process is different, the result is the same

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I would do it with one bare hand for $5,000 by the way.

$5,000 Canadian I should specify

wow. you are a faggot too. I would for 2 dollars. I eman you would turn 500 down?

200k, just because im a stingy cunt

10 thousand dollars, i'd make it quick too.Wear boots and stomp it's neck, instantly dead, no pain, and the faggot doesn't get pleasure.Get a pet cat to produce more kittens, the cycle continues.

yes, the kitten did nothing wrong.You could also get like 3 years, and a ton of fines if you get caught.

I wouldn't. Not a big fan of cats in general and don't really care about being rich. That just seems like a real shit thing to do.

well you come from a third world country so that's understandable.

It'd be pretty easy to not be caught

>You could also get like 3 years, and a ton of fines if you get caught.
In cuck countries, yes. Not here. PLUS why the fuck would the one paying tell the police?

>$2
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Literally not worth the time, just makes you a retarded chump kek

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8/8

>>why the fuck would the one paying tell the police?

It could be a sting operation

I'd ask for 50.
Would settle for 25.

Put it towards my credit card.

yes? dont need time, just use the gun he provides or step on his head.
Ok maybe 10$? i wouldnt turn that down

1 cent

If only one person was watching and no one was recording it. 20 bucks. If there are cameras involved the amount would have to go up. I'd need a big fence to keep peta away.

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Would anyone know about it?

or what?

Not him but it seems more humane to shoot than stomp

Its crazy that I once mutilated a rat as a kid. But I coudnt do it to a kitten. Now if said kitten was ill or had rabbies or soemthing. I probbaly could shoot it.

Well I think stomping is the most humane thing to do, but I am a little fucked up.

>TEN BUCKS

>A PIECE

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I'll give you $23.48

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I'd do it for like 200k. I'm good at compartmentalizing, so as long as no one I care about knew, I'd do it. I could pay off my student loans and pay for a nice funeral for my mom. I'm pretty worried about that shit. As it stands now Idk what I'm gonna do when she dies. Probably take a loan to do her funeral.

Well you can step on it at different speeds/force. So if you slowly stomped it it would feel more pain. But the same can be said about if you shot it with a bb or paintball gun.

For context, she has late stage cancer and surgery next week. She might die on the table or last a few more years. Or not. Idk. I'm worried about the funeral though. She has no money so it's all on me

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I was thinking more like stomping a demon in Brutal Doom

Just one powerful stomp and then yelling "GO FUCK YOURSELF!!"

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I could see that. I'd feel more at ease if I yelled its comin right for us and then shot it.

The only time I would do this is if the cat was already suffering on its way to death (i.e. just hit by a car and it's intestines are lying on the ground type of situation) in which case I would do it for free to end it's suffering.

Otherwise I wouldn't do it.

Sorry to hear that. Don't you think it's more important to do something nice while she's still alive? She ain't going to give a fuck what happens at her funeral.

Id refuse all the money in the world!! but then regret it later that night cause im poor and kill at cat anyways out of anger

100k

now fuck off so I can get my nut in on the free brazzers porn ads

I give a comfortable life, I take her places she's never been, and I moved her in with me. I have a good job, but I just haven't had it long. So I have money to live comfortably, but not really savings. So a big expense like a funeral worries me. I make 6 figures now, but only have had the job like 3 months.

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If you had unlimited funds for me to pick my own price I'd probably kill you and then keep all your money, and the cat.

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