What is objectively the best dog breed?

Any dog is good. A Terrier is better. A Scottish Terrier is the best.

rhodesian ridgeback

malamute of course

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the whites

American staffordshire terrier

>fucking ripped muscles
>intimidating cool look
>cool personality
>will fucking kill and eat your enemies children

Based dog

Cat

Golden Retriever

Petite girls with daddy issues

Golden Retrievers are nice.
For shorter hair, a Yellow Lab is good, too.

this

Doberman Pinscher

belgian malinois will out perform any breed. dont get one if your not willing to put in the work. the dog will make a job if you dont give it one

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Bulldog mixed with shih tzu,
Bullshiht

yes

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will need hip replacement around year 10 or 12

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WHY DO YOU DO THIS?? I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

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>uncontrollable violent killer
what a useless thing

Looks tasty

this guy

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fucking fight me

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This

The Armenian dickhound.

Caucasian shepherd

*eats your baby*

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alright, but does he have a dick still? billy i mean

Had one of these

Dogo argentino

I bet his dog knows.

without a doubt GSD

Was going to say this

Samyoed for sure

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Awwwe, Grimes sure loves her pupper there hey?

Australian shepard or border collies. More intelligent than most of you braindead anons.

Personally, I love both German Shepherds and Labradors. Labradors are adorable and pretty smart, and German Shepherds are both incredibly intelligent and loyal.

cat

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>major surgery on a 10 year old dog
lol

Maybe I'm a conspiritard, but there's been a ton of popular threads lately with a picture of this dumb cunt for the past couple of weeks. Get her that attention!

for what faggot, they where literally made to specialize in different things. If you're talking about companionship then there isn't a best.

Damn, that's grimmes? That's the one elon musk was dating. One of the richest guys in the world and he picked that? Looks like a dude. Looks a little chubby in the arms. I think Elon needs to put down the weed and date a hotty instead if this.

If your 70 year old grandma needed a major surgery, wouldn't you do it? That dog can live 5-10 more years.

All depends on the owner and your purpose for the dog. I'll take my littler Cocker for Yea Forumsro of the year

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i hope you are not serious
like it could be a big b8 but i know people that are
THAT delusional
like who tf will say to themselves
oh is that X SINGER ??
guess its time to listen to his/her songs

German Shepard

Kill yourself faggot.

Boston fucking Terrier

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She's a marketing product of Gen Z. Her 15 minutes are running out.

These dogs need lots of physical activity. Couch potatoes need not apply.

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What are you're thoughts on American singer and songwriter Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell?

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Ask the nigger that ran from mine at 2 am last night.. effective

Great dog thanks for not posting one of these average ass dogs. I personally like the dogo argentino

I'd have sex with her, I guess. But I wouldn't like it

>Billie Eilish becomes the youngest-ever female artist to top the U.K. album chart as her album 'When We Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?' debuts at number one.

lol

Samoyed. Love that dog. The Samoyed Is One of the World's Oldest Dog Breeds. The Samoyed breed is one of 14 ancient dog breeds with genetic footprints closest to wolves. Samoyeds belong to the Spitz family of dogs, originating in Asia, and were bred by the Samoyede people of Siberia to pull sleds, herd reindeer, and hunt

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French Bulldogs are the shittiest dogs. I rank pug and the shit I'm currently taking higher than that breed

hot dog

The Thot dog

Golden Retrievers are the most loyal, most loving, and best behaved dog breed there is. Terrible for a guard dog though. He would be more likely to greet a burglar than chase one off.

A German Shepard is best guard dog. Smart, tough, and would die for his owner.

Husky I would say is the best looking dog but they can be a real handful to take care of.

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Basset Hounds you cucks

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Her?

Antibiotics will kill anything

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Love those doofy boys. My parents bred them for awhile and I was blown away by how many had to get put down because of aggression issues.

I've always liked German shepherds

Yeah if you get a dog that is prone to freaking out and ripping your kids face off because the neighbors car backfired then you shouldn't have a dog or a child.

she got big boobs i wanna squeeze

Shiba Inu for both the memes and the floof.

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This leads me to believe you've never developed a long lasting bond with an animal. Kys

>UK
There’s your problem. Shit tastes for shit countries.

Had goldens all my life and never seen one so much as snarl at someone. What the fuck were your parents doing running a fighting ring?

about 10 minutes at a time, to be honest

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Most fat girls do. Bitch wears mu mu s.

whatever this one is

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No, they must have gotten a strong hunting line because they were hyper aggressive to any animal that was small. Tried everything possible to get them to stop being aggressive, but eventually they'd randomly kill a neighbors dog or something similar and the owner would get the law involved.

nice feet

border collies obviously
strong, smart, cute as fuck, brave
its got everything a dog should have

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Ive got two German shepherds and a black lab.

The shepherds are loud and take constant training and attention and if I get lazy for a fucking day their manners revert to shit.

The lab is the worlds goodest boy and we barely had to train him at all. Dude just knows wtf to do.

My vote is black labs. Shepherds have personalities and I love them so much but fucking god they're a handful.

Underrated post is best post

Kek

My dog is the best dog all these breeds don’t have shit because it’s not my dog

Lol

My dad and my sister both had Shepard's. They ranged from coolest pet to retarded pain in the ass.

if you're lonely and need a cuddle buddy, old english sheepdogs are underrated. plus, they're not very common in the states, so you get bonus points with the ladies for having a cool dog

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>Everyone I appoint to any Government position.

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Imagine the smell. Hey Billy lover, isn't it about this time you go away every night. Better go brush your teeth and be a good boy. Maybe mommy will read you a story. Does mommy know you are jerking it all day to this ugly trap?

I doubt those were purebred Goldens. Maybe mixed with Lab or something. It's very rare for a Golden Retriever to be aggressive or bite.

correct answer here

Got more of the girl?

i thought that was just a meme from an idubbz video

first post and he boldly goes with shih tzu, this guy

They need a yard though, they have so much energy.

My two shepherds are both. They're cool AF and everyone loves them. But they are huge pains in the ass.
The one girl is my baby, I play favourites. But she's severely mentally retarded. We found a dog iq test online. The other two did great.
She can't even be taught to DO the tests. Heres a picture of her trapped behind a gate on the floor because she doesnt know she can step over it. The other two did just fine.

I left her there for 40 minutes. She smiled the entire goddamn time.

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Irish Wolfhounds are easily the coolest breed

Pitbulls are dog niggers

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Land seer, Great Pyrenees, German Shepard, Belgian Malinois, Caucasian mountain shepherd

Lol. My ex gf had a trained attack Shepard. He was like a fucking robot with no personality. Dumb bitch paid lots of money for him and soon forgot the attack words and never took him in for his refreshers. I used to walk him at night hoping some motherfucker would try something just to see him tear a new asshole. But 200+ pound muscular guy walking a very large Shepard didn't attract any muggers.

Shoulda stuck a go pro on your gf and made her walk it.

belgian malinois. hands down.

I got a black malinois. Most interesting dog I've ever met. He's a dick weed though.

Wtf?

I guess your parents sold dogs to shit owners

Bitch too lazy to walk to the mailbox much less walk the dogs.

Dang

If you want to kill children then yes

Giant vet bill. Any miniaturized dog is useless.

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I prefer Jack Russels. Fine little chaps and dedicated slayers of all forms of rodent.

havent seen you in a while

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>ManOfCulture.raw

Pitbulls

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beagle