Trips decide wtf I do with this phone. No limit. My watch is my time stamp

reroll

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rollin

Sideways up your anus and left to vibrate until it runs out of battery

nut on it with timestamp

Are you a Texas nigger?

Reroll

Open up case and poop on it. If cant poop place in ass

break it over forehead

call a prostitute and pay her to put it in her batcave

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>Trips decide wtf I do with this phone. No limit. My watch is my time stamp.

You can all stop rolling, I got this

Again put it inside your anus

rolling for this, pls trips god

i see your prostiture, and i raise you a male prostitute. up the ass

Drink the battery's acid

888get

insert into rectum

phone and watch in ass

if trips, you must nut on it, put it in your arse, and then throw it through a neighbor's window

up butthole
111 GET

Rerolling

rolling reeee

put the battery in the microwave
just put the whole thing in the microwave

Nice dubs reroll for faggot op

Throw it in the garbage and pour yourself your favorite liquor with timestamp.

Tape it to an animal.

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set it to vibrate until it dies and insert into popper

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It was at this moment that OP knew, he fucked up

call a hitman on any polititian then totally destroy the phone

call hitman on yourself

Put in Uranus

call an ex and tell them you want them back

Reroll

chew on it

Karate chop that bitch!

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Spike it onto the ground then shove up anus

break the screen and use a shard to cut the phrase KANYE2020 into the area above your shaft

roll fordis

break it so that you can put your dick inside it and then put your dick inside it

wow a non working phone with shit missing? You rebel you, shove it up your anus.

rerolling

quads GET

QUADS GEEET

GEEEEEET

donate to charity

duct tape it to your head and go into a gun store and buy a rifle, some ammo, then ask if they have any ski masks. recording the whole time of course

light it and smoke it

I want to see this.

shove it up

ooof

Piss and shit on it, and throw it at some rando

put in arse and record arse

Why is your hand made out of ballsack?

Put the charger in and then piss on it

press record and swallow it

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go to the tallest structure near and record you throwing it off

first take a shit on it, then microwave it

I second this notion.

Roll

piss, nut, shit on it, timestamp of course

put it in a glass of water then put it in the microwave and see if it does weird science stuff

throw at nigger

reroll

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Put in oven with tinfoil wrapped around it for 30:00 at 375°

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Goddamn that dude has a hot sister...

Roll

I'm rolling for this

put in ass

rararoll

go to a library or starbucks and watch interracial gay gangbang on full volume and don't turn off unless someone physically does it for you... and have another camera filming discreetly to post.

throw it in the garbage. shit phone anyways

make it look nice and functional, then super glue that shit to a sidewalk in a nigger neighborhood, spy cam that bitch for the longest time possible

Now this would be epic

put it in your ass hole

absolutely this

roll

buy somethnig off the deep web with it then throw it in a river

make a sandwich out of it and eat it

put in ass

film yourself skydiving with it

Light the battery on fire

put in ass op

go to synagogue and ask jewess with large khazar milkers for her to put her number in your phone and have le merchant as your screen background.

Poop on it and microwave it

Roll

Rall

crash a funeral and record it, throw the phone at the casket then gtfo

dent an expensive car with it

reroll

Burn it and eat it

this op

do this or fuck off

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Get a child and tell them its safe to consume, once they consume the phone, get another two children and sow their mouths to each others anuses until a circle is formed now you have to put the three children on four point monument each surrounding the four points and chant "ooga booga jinkam dash" as you spin and shit on each child

reroll

Eat it

in the pooper

get a friend, find someone in a wheelchair, lock arms around them and say NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE while recording with the phone

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use it to download grindr, find a black cock to suck and top you and use phone to take photos and video.

Throw at a police car

Cum on it, microwave for 6 minutes 27 seconds, take out immediately with your bare hands, cum on it again if it is too hot. consume

i was close. reroll

Glue it to the floor and wait for some poor nigger to pick it up

getting warmer just like the watch in the microwave. reroll

take full body nude selfie and send your mom and dad the pic and say, "down for a 3some"? Screenshot responses.

And film it

side note if microwave explodes continue in new microwave

Soak it in gasoline put it in microwave film profit?

Give it to a random guy with your nudes

Up pooper

take a full body nude selfie with rock hard dick and send mom and dad in a group message that you want a 3some and screenshot responses.

Go to the zoo and put in rhinos asshole

Roll

Roll

I WANT TRIPS NOW!

Play bit heros till lvl 200

Roll

chuck it at a complete stranger in public, film it for proof

go to public bathroom in a dress and go to women's restroom and take photo under stall or over the top of a random woman and upload to /b

>Wears watch under wrist
You're a faggot

Now?

Watch cp

call the cops and tell them you stole the phone from a child beggar on the street

This is stressful it cant go on like this forever

Download cp and give to someone

place it in a public place, make an anonymous tip that the phone is a bomb

Go to apple store, throw it as far as you can and yell "REFURBISH THIS SHIT NIGGERS"

Will. It. Blend.

use it to call escort out of phone book and when she shows up film her reaction after you say you don't have money and upload to /b

Everything mentioned above

reroll

call your mom with it user, she misses you

Show bellybutton, then go to bed

piss on it and give it to a child for free
"here kid, want a free phone?"

rolling for this one again

Anything

take full body nude selfie with rock hard dick and send mom and dad the pic in a group message and ask if they want a 3some. Screenshot the responses.

Roll

Finally winrar

throw it away and forget you made this thread

Call your mom and scream for a solid 30 seconds before hanging up mid scream abruptly

we've got a winner

In the fucking pooper with timestamp

Of course that would win in Yea Forums

Buy 50 pizzas

do it op, you fucking loser

W I N
I
N

OP make some CP on the phone, then tell the police.

ooo fug..

we're waiting OP

OP is a no limits faggot and will never deliver.

recycle it

Shove it in your ass and film it

OP here, I would deliver but it’s broken. How can I text mom and dad when my phone is broken?

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Tape it to the bottom of a plane, highjack the plane and fly it into a skyscraper

use the phone you took that picture with nigga

Obviously doing everything but taking the pic with another phone you jock itch.

lay your big cock across the screen

well go pay to have your fucking phone fixed and deliver faggot. Or do on your regular phone.

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OP here, the trips in the thread doesn't even involve my phone. And my father is dead, he died a decade ago from a heart attack.

Excuses or fakeOP
either way gaaaaay

this

fake and gay

Yeet it at total stranger and record yourself obviously

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remotherfuckinroll

Roll

Ass

I actually liked more the idea of shoving it up his ass but this is good

>wears the watch like this
faggot detected

this

Call your mom, tell her you love her.

stick it up your ass

Crush it up and eat it

Praying to trip god

Nut on it and stick it to your face with a healthy slap

G shock is what I give to your mom every night faggot

autist detected. Kys

Fucking do it you piece of shit

lmao rekt

OP never delivers

Sideways in butthole

Sideways in bung

Sideways bum

Sideways ass