If someone offered you $10,000,000 to live solely off of sausage water for a year, would you do it?

If someone offered you $10,000,000 to live solely off of sausage water for a year, would you do it?

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yes

Would I get the money before I had to live off the water or after?

I think the better question is whether or not you actually could live solely off of sausage water for a year.

im not entirely sure your body can survive for a whole year on sausage water.

No.

After, but its guaranteed.

I'm with the theory that one cannot survive independently on sausage water let alone any kind of broth.

distill the water.

Can I take vitamins/ supplements/ pills?

hmm in concept yes but i obviously wouldn't do it if it would kill me.

your mom has lived a few years consuming mostly my sausage water

Can I have $1,000,000 for like 6 weeks?

I think in unlimited quantities of it, it should be doable. You'd end up horribly malnourished after a year, but alive.

I would think there would be fat in there that could sustain you longer than just water alone

those are hot dogs not even decent sausages. id do it for some good quality brats but not fucking dirt poor tier shit food

any ketchup?

NO

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This

But in that case, I think it'd be fair if you were allowed an intravenous supply of needed nourishements.

I bet OP’s fat ass could survive off his fat reserves alone

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rekt and kekt

>i'll give you ten million dollars to starve yourself to death
>you die
>he doesn't have to give you the money
Seems legit.