Watches are basically wrist-fedoras

Watches are basically wrist-fedoras

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>op isn't into time.

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If you’re a millennial with no taste

atleast they have more purpose than you

Pretty much in the year of our lord 2018 + 1 as we all have the time on our phones

meh I wear a watch for a single reason, which is to let women know I have both taste and money. leave your fucking casio at home and get a tag or omega.

Tag are shit tier. At one point they were good, now they’re essentially Mavado level. Omega fluctuates, but without a doubt better than Tag.

depends on the watch

this.
if you're wearing a watch for any reason other than to impress women then you're a retard. nobody needs a watch when you can check your phone but if a woman is nearby it's better to check your rolex

you're a retard.

>be me
>wear this every day
>talk to girls
>oh god they're gonna see my watch and think i'm a nerd
>"hey user, what type of watch is that?"
>casio calculator watch
>"woah really? that's so cool!"
>"does it really work?"
>"that's so retro user!"
>"the guy in back to the future had one!"
>allofmywuts.mp4
>apparently these are old enough to be ironically cool again and girls like that
>this won't work with any woman over the age of thirty or so

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Depends on the fedora

You must be gen z or younger, otherwise you would know that grown ups are often in situations where your phone isnt always in your hand. Also you are most likely a virgin, otherwise you would know that watches dont impress women. Women will look at your shoes and your car and maybe your cell phone to make a determination on your income, never your wrist because they just dont know anything about watches.

holy fuck your a huge retard.

wow ... The eighties wants its dumbass back.

Imagine being this retarded

Spotted the children, stay in school so you can afford nice things one day kids.

Okay little boy, go play with your Nintendo

Bet you are the kind of guy that wants a convertible Porsche or some shit.

Take you outward expression of personal insecurity elsewhere.

get on my level millennial faggot.

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That's right! Wearing a watch mean you enjoy the finer things in life, just like wearing a fedora

These immature children will never know true style like you and I

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The fact that u actually have to post and lie about this tells how tragic ass person you are.

A 100$ outfit gets me more laid then your normie watch gets you.

spotted the retard who's 36 years old and still kissless, stay on reddit idiot

>nylon band

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>Pulls up in Porsche
>Tips fedora
>Flashes rolex

Mmmmmmm'lady

It's you clowns that made the assertion watches impress women, I said they dont. Also wtf does a 100$ outfit fucking look like? A pair of Levi 501s is 50 bucks, so your spending only 50 on everything else? That's actually impressive, youre still a child incel though...

Its actually Canvas -- Barton, cheap $25 but I like them.

"I can't tell time because I'm a faggot"

If you have a real job, you're not allowed to have your phone inside the building you work at. Hence a watch. Lol you're all fags.

Nah, it is the whole package:
suit
shoes
watch
car,
comb-over,
fake tan

We can't always be good looking, pleasant, or desirable, but holy fuck can we buy it.

You may have money but you have terrible taste, why didn't you buy something like a Patek Phillipe, Rolex's are the watches for people with new money.

that's not true you moron i have a "real job" and i can take my phone with me everywhere

stay in school so you can afford nice things one day kid

Why do I get the feeling that this is the log posting guy on his day off...?
Sounds just like him

millennial faggots won't understand the satisfaction of buying nice watches....too busy eating tide pods and figuring out which gender they feel like

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i'm 25 years old you stupid cunt and i make £45k a year working a 9 - 5, i can already afford nice things.

Keep making less than 90K a year bro

as if you make anything more than 20 you basement dwelling virgin

Is it anything like the satisfaction of buying a nice fedora?

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or some of us have no interest in watches.
There are plenty of other things I waste my money on.

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>£45k a year

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I can't have my phone because I work with secret material. You're an idiot lol

Can't compare to a greasy fedora bro, I get you are jelly, people with success who enjoy things in life while you sit there shit posting being a full-time degenerate.

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Who in the fuck ever mentioned rolex?

I'm also married and own a home. But that's cool.

Then there you go
As long as you enjoy wasting money on a hobby it isn't money wasted

fuck. i just bought a 2200 speedmaster.

Okay little boy, go play with your Nintendo

And I just bought a speedmaster '57 with a gorgeous blue dial! Nice!

Speedy here, agreed. Fuck em.

Strippers and salesmen know to look at 3 things. Wallet, shoes, watch.

I got a mark 4. I like the streamlined aviation look of it.

Sounds like you really care what other people think.

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The NATO strap is one of The classic options.
You're not even a noob watch fan if you don't have at least one in your collection.

>pic unrelated - my latest cheapo Pepsi Sub fake, proper automatic movement, $peanuts.

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Speedmaster Pro Moon watch here.

I've had more expensive watches, but this one is the one I love most. Understated, yet bold. Sporty, but classy. It is everything a watch should be, and goes with everything and any situation.

do you keep your watch collection next to your fedora collection?

Buy a real watch. Or if you buy reps, get something that doesnt scream fake, right off the bat. you look stupid getting out of your 92 civic with a rolex.. tips fedora

You may have money but you have terrible taste, why didn't you buy something like a Patek Phillipe, Rolex's are the watches for people with new money.

i'm 25 years old you stupid cunt and i make £45k a year working a 9 - 5, i can already afford nice things.

The fact that u actually have to post and lie about this tells how tragic ass person you are.

A 100$ outfit gets me more laid then your normie watch gets you.

Samefaggin' THIS hard reeks of desperation, and that gives me a sad.

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that's like $60k you virgin retard

just copped this last week.

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quieres?

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>thinking that's a lot of money

You're barely above the poverty line

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Lie about what? It's a crappy $50 watch, effectively disposable, and I freely admit I don't want the real version at 100+ times the price enough to do without something else to get it. Pussy sure ain't the angle: I'm married.
>ur troll game is weak AF

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I'm sure they do. But we ain't trying to fuck em. Normal women dont know shit about watches, so you dont wear one to impress them, end of story.

average usa salary is like $45k a year you 14 year old inbred, come back when your balls drop

Timex and Nautica are massively underrated.
>But YRU trying to cut of the blood supply to your hand?

meh I wear a watch for a single reason, which is to let women know I have both taste and money. leave your fucking casio at home and get a tag or omega.

I have a few watches I never wear. Its a pain in the ass to remember all the bullshit every morning. After reading through this thread I will definitely wear a nice one next time I go to the strip club

My patrician choice of watch.

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So you admit to purposely ignoring 'normal' women in favour of those who are only interested in money?
Weird priorities, m8.

Stop trolling, silly person.

i'd like to start getting into watches but i'm a poorfag. are there any decent starter pieces for $100? just wanted something that can be worn casual or dressed up.

The chinese are making some good automatics with seiko movements for $£€..40 it's all i can afford.

Watches are old news now.

The current trend to impress you peers and show your true worth as a man is to have one of your testicles gold plated and patterned with rhinestones by skilled Swiss artisans, to be worn hanging free from a customised pair of Tom Ford trousers as you stalk the upper echelon of society.

Wear a fitness watch with a heartrate monitor it looks good with a suit I think. Chicks will notice the contrast. I dont know what you look like, but that is a chad tier look

I think that's starting salary right?

I made 42K my first job out of college back in 2002. I was just an average guy without much work experience working for an entry level position at an insurance carrier. I know I was a poor fag because my friends that were engineers were making $60-80K out of college.

It wasn't much money then because I couldn't even quality to buy a condo. It wasn't until I got married a couple years later were we able to buy a condo with dual incomes.

It's 17 years later and we both make 3X as much as when we first started.

I'd hate to think there are people out there making $45K as grown adults mid career as an average income.

That stat has got to be wrong.

This. Women are simple creatures that are easily impressed and will see you in a different light as soon as they see that you have a set of matching clothes and a WATCH!

Yoyo i make 6 figs and wear a cheap shitter. Seriously i hope you guys with 3k+ watchea make serious dosh or youre just a poorfag with a watch you cant afford.

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I replied with the fitness watch. Use contrast. I would wear shiny gaudy fuckers to golf in and hit on girls in the clubhouse bar, but also wear swiss army watches when dressed up. It makes them wonder. Im a 40yo married fag now and have a bunch of watches I never touch

There are a few people who work for cents a day,
There are lots of people who work for food and lodging,
There are loads of people who live off 50k a year
There are a few people who don't get out of bed for less than 100k a week.

This cannot be a surprise to you?

I hope you have kids, a mortgage and bills to accommodate your salary.

nice fraying $2 canvas strap... disgusting.

Nope, no debts at all and no kids. Just spent the last 12 months paying off 38k

What time zone you in big guy

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Lurkmoar

Was going to reply to this thread, but can't find the only watch I own fucking anywhere
Anyway, Omega Seamaster. Never worn it, but it looks nice, if you like that sort of thing.
Had it given to me years back and just left it in a drawer somewhere. Fuck knows.

I wear a Rolex on my dick, it really impresses the tarts.

Theres some poor talk if I ever heard it

no debt = no house. no house = no assets

SAD, you need a financial advisor, stat!

I’d rather guess the time than wear any of these abortions. Are you wearing these because your retarded little sister got them for you?

Grow the fuck up bois.

Nice I managed 3 pawn shops in upstate ny seamasters never lost me money hard to fake the brackets also. Seamaster=class and style without being a tool.

>Not having a shaft watch/helmet fedora combo with a tailored ballsuit.

Chicks love a man with class.

Post yours with the correct time I'll wait...

Genuine concern, you gotta lose some weight homie. My girlfriend is fat af and it isn't that bad

My daily driver

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Tudor? Old school Euro i assume

What's the general consensus between watchfags about smart watches? Pic related

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Has to be. good stock little bulky but still solid.

Function over fashion. But your never going to pass your smart watch down to your son.

The bank owning your home isnt an asset lol

2014 ETA2824-2

Somewhat rare

Not really man I own 3 rentals that have 15yr loans on. They are still gaining equity so yes houses are assets even when not paid off. 100000 house flipped to 200000 and sold with 50000 Still owed is still 150000 asset.

That's a very good point

>just borrow your way to wealth
Lol what could ever go wrong

Gogurt is the fedora of yogurts

Thats pretty lame my brand new longines i paid 940 for has a eta 2892 (calibre l888). Eta 2824 is often found in 500 dollar watches

>faggot brand

Longines stinks. Horrible resale.

Tubes are the BMW of yogurt

All new watches have horrible resale, lowly watch merchant. Your watch isnt an investment lmao. it can stop running any day and cost you an arm and a leg to get it serviced.

Here's my trio. Rolex, Citizen, and Girard.

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You should

It means he takes care of himself. He honestly probably gets more ass than you dream of bud. When you have an attitude of “I don’t care” you don’t really go far, especially with people

Hate to break it to you, but the Rolex is fake.

uh-huh. and which people's opinion's should I care the most about?

The girl you are trying the fuck for one

Well you care about mine enough to reply lol

I’m telling you man, you don’t have to be a beta Faggot trying to impress everyone you see, but when you take care of yourself and make yourself presentable, it brings around good faces

But go ahead and be an edgy “I don’t care about opinions” basement dweller.

Listen to you trying to lecture him about being a chad on Yea Forums a homosexual porn image board

It really isn't. Bought it from a trusted jewler, have the papers, have had another guy look at it. Anyways, why is it fake?

If when you set the time it turns counter clockwise is very unlikely to be fake.

>why is it fake
pretty obvious, you must be baiting. any idiot can tell it's a fake.

Not completely sure what you mean, but yes the hands can turn either way when setting the time. I have no reason to believe its fake. I've seen fakes myself, even higher quality one. My date sets over instantly at midnight, the serial number checks out in the Rolex database, nothing off to me.

Well maybe an idiot like yourself should tell me the reason you think its fake rather than being full of shit and just making accusations.

>homosexual porn image board
> Watch thread
Don’t tell me you’re the same kind of guy lol

Thinking about getting a watch. I don't need anything fancy or expensive, just something simple, classic and durable. Was leaning towards a Victorinox Inox. Thoughts?

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Posting in an epic thread!

Include me in the screenshot, guys!

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Hamilton/tissot are good entry level brands and have the same eta movement

*tips fedora*

Tissot can be bought around the same price as a stupid ass fashion watch. Much better choice than any fashion watch, that's why I recommend them to anyone trying to buy a watch. Either that or if its a guy that I know does a lot of work I try to steer them towards a citizen or seiko diver.

Huh I'm lost why invest your own money when you can take a loan and invest capital into other I options. I'm lost are you like 16 and never learned the importance of growing wealth through managed debt. I hope you catch on by 25

>growing wealth through managed debt

it's a house of cards and the whole thing will collapse when interest rates rise

Holy fuck what a retard hahahaha

Thanks. Does it need to be automatic?

Yes.

Just picked this beaut up a few days ago

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Not really man. who get flex rates anymore ? 15yr at 3.9 with income from rent you dont really have to worry. Unless you mean the housing market taking a dive then yes. But that's why you never take out investment loans you cant pay off at the drop of a hat. If I had to liquidate the houses I could after contracts are up and walk away with my hands clean. I've been doing this for a little bit.

cursed boomer post

I hope you didn't pay much because it's a clever fake.

naw bruh, naw

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I take it you invested most of your money In crunchyroll.

Yes. Get one with an eta 2824

I make 6 figures st my office job. Not flipping houses with borrowed money like a retard

This sounds like "rich dad poor dad" stuff. It's all about having cashflow.

But if your debts exceed your wealth, aren't you technically insolvent? It just sounds like a loophole having "good debt" and isn't real wealth

Clearly an established business like Peoples would be selling fake jewelry

>maybe your cell phone

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You have such lovely links m’dear
Perhaps you would consider wearing a bottle of syrup on your wrist in case your fat ass brings the plane your on crashing into a mountain

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Thanks watchbro

Oh, fucking ouch, did you pay full retail price for it?

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But who will see your watch with those long sleeves on?

Rate my watch
Isnt it kool?

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60% off, came up to like 900$ with lifetime insurance on it

Still too much. My bother got his for $700. You have to know how to haggle.

I'll bet my live you make 25k pushing carts at target but besides that point yes I invest in growing markets. I live in a absolutely booming housing market I buy then sell with a net gain of around 20% I have never overstretched with debt. I'm not. As long as you pick good properties and have contractors who you know you can make a decent living.

I'd avoid Tissot then. Most of them come with the C15.111 movement now. It's mostly plastic and considered disposable when it fails, meaning they just plop a new one in there instead of repairing it like a vintage ETA 7750 movement

Doesn't bother me much, I have a job and make good money, if I want it I get it lol, really had habit

Dont these go for like 500 on amazon?

Your right that's why you should never take a total cost loan you usually float around 40%. And cash flow rules the world reality is my nest egg/hobby not my main income.

who the fuck cares

Gonna cop this next, Seiko SRPB51

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Sounds gay stop replying to me poorfag house flipper i bet you dont even have health insurance

you'll care when you go to pawn it

Not a problem if you actually keep your stuff and are well off

>you can make a decent living

Why bother with all that shit? I have a job, my boss pays me to do work, and I make a decent living.

Aren't we going for more than just "decent"?

Close to what I paid for but wouldn't have coverage

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Fuck I have a yacht racer. Never again will I wear it after I've seen this photo. Thanks prediabetes-user

Wife is a professor your taxes pay for it. My employer medical is shit I have a trash union.

>be us mil
>watch saves your life
>watch capabilities kills dozens of people

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Oh okay. Yeah if you wanted the warrenty. My watch was 950 on amazon and 1250 in stores. No way i was paying 300 for a warrenry

Yea no shit I'm not a slum lord in a hood. I'm saying 100k a year just for taking calculated risk is not a bad way to make some side cash. Fuck man you you above that god bless you

are you smoking crack?

Better safe than sorry, especially if it would've been like the same price without it

I guess you'd no choice but to keep it if you paid too much for it

>45k a year
>"afford nice things"
bruh I make your yearly wage in one month, and even I can't afford the nicest stuff.

I keep all my watches

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you're a retard

I'm done pleading the case look into it. Real estate rules the world man.

Fake and gay

No he's right. Tag is shit that new money niggers wear. Basically Invictas

Because you paid too much for each of them?

For different outfits and events

Anybody know where I can get some work done on a King Seiko Hi Beat? Has the 4500A hand wound movement. No one locally will attempt a refurb

Lol?? OMG

Actually i just checked my box and it has a warrenty card in it. Sick. I thought they couldnt issue them when doing online sales. Glad i didnt buy this shit from jomashop where i know i wouldnt get a card

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My small collection. Nothing to expensive yet.

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The aquaracers in 500 or 300 run pretty well I like the look better than my seawolf. I dont really care about the $2000 gap I still like the way tag feels and runs.

I honestly have no idea wtf my warranty is for, I usually just get it like a dumbass, but I assume if the glass breaks I could get it replaced, or if it's not working for some reason, free battery replacements and maintenance, shit like that

It pretty much only covers the watch breaking on its own. Like if it stops ticking. You damaging it isnt covered

I USE FUCKING WATCHES CAUSE I DONT USE CELLPHONES. Am i a huge sperg?

You watch fags are fucking nuts. I just sold a 1970 GMT I inherited for 13kUS (17k Leaf$). Why?! It was a stainless steel fucking watch

No, but retards will tell you you're poor for not having a wrist-fedora

It's the modern-day powered wig: nobody needs it, everyone must have it

Sorry meant powdered wig

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I would say get an automatic just for the fact that it can be repaired in the case that it breaks. When a quartz breaks you just junk the whole damn movement. On higher ends that might cost a bit.

Nothing wrong with a fedora if you know how to dress. The trick to nice accessories is knowing how to wear them, and when you don't you just look like a huge sperge.
You're better off sticking with your crocs and skinny Jean's, faggot.

Someday you might realize that manipulating other people can be of great personal benefit.

shit, at least fedoras keep the sun out of your eyes. if your going to look like a pretentious faggot, at least you won't be a squinting pretentious faggot

I was thinking of getting a brand Ben Shapiro shills for on his show, called MINIMUM.

$150 watches that look more expensive.

Thoughts? Ass for opinions.

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Thanks for the life tip sociopathic user

Boy that's a shit watch

Gotta love how every Rolex these guys see is fake to them.

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Got this recnently, have a bulova automatic getting shipped to me pretty soon as well.

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>to

but i do, imbecile. I dont own a cellphne to watch the hour

Whatever poor fag

Junk gold plate

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Purchased this two weeks ago, I look fly as fuck

I dont like it

took you 5 hours to respond

Fuck, forgot the pic

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SPORTS

Meh nothing special

This looks like the only watch in the thread that is actually fake

I wear a watch and I enjoy it. Makes me feel more mature. Plus I dont wanna have to whip my phone out if I can just look at my wrist

What movements do bulova use?

That means I'm an athlete bitches, that's right fitizen in the flesh

lol nice

Some of them have automatic movements, but bulova is most famous for their high performance quartz

Do you know what beat their good quartz models run at?

Same here. Also I'm outdoors often and long enough for my phone to die, usually with no way to recharge it without an external battery.
Pic related, my watch. It's one of the cheaper Pro Trek watches cause I'm not spending $600 on a watch.

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Do you really stay on here for hours at a time? That actually kinda sad.

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16bps if I remember correctly

did you?

Damn its like the poor mans grand seiko quartz

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