How do you clean your fucking dick Yea Forums

With soap and water
Make sure you pull the foreskin back

Wrong, you cut off the foreskin because some doctor said it would stop kids from masturbating so all the american idiots jumped on that shit.

> it is healthier and more hygienic
then why don't you cut off your feet since it's so hard to wash them?
Do you honestly think cutting off a piece of your body so you don't have to clean it is acceptable?

>TL;DR: americans don't know about showering or soap

Come on now guy the only reason anyone mutilates their kids dick is because of the damn kikes.

Healthier? How so? And hygiene is individual; if you're a filthy fuck, you're a filthy fuck.

circumcision is fucking bullshit.
it's a jewish/semite prehistoric practice.

It's unnatural.

Most men actually have clean dicks.
and the sliding mechanism foreskin brings makes sex better.

I don't understand why you would mutilate your dicks en masse as a "possible smegma prevention" for 1 in 100,000 guys.

gys.
gas yourself.

With water?

What kind of stupid thread is this

cutfags like to pretend their way of life is better by implying cleaning yourself is difficult

meanwhile I get to enjoy sex with an intact penis

You need them to walk on, duh. Its purpose is covered by the modern advent of clothes. Better, who knows. More convenient, yes.

Plus women love the shroom

You just widen up your foreskin and let water flow into the hole.

I think you mean you like to imply things. That you just suddenly pulled from your ass. Some real dissonance you got there

Go moisturize your mutilated mess.

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So you are telling us that you are too retarded to wash your dicks so you just butcher them?

It mAkEs sEX BeTer HUH DUUUUURRRR!!

You're a fucking idiot...

>HA DUMB MURICA SHEEP GOTM

u did it boys

anti bacterial soap

>dicks as they were originally designed couldnt possibly work better

>civil society
>chop up and mutilate baby penises upon birth

pick one

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Witch Craft

well the foreskin has more nerve endings = more pleasure

How do all you uncut fags know that its better with the foreskin if you've never, obviously, experienced life and sex without it? You never hear cutfags say sex is better without their foreskin... it's always insecure foreskin fags who know their smelly 3rd world penis is barbaric and disgusting who seem to need to constantly try to make it sound appealing.

Yeah thats exactly what happens

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more pleasure = one pump chump = no fun for the girl

see the post above you retard.

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My foreskin fully retracts when I'm hard so normally, user. I'm uncircumsized btw, not some mutilated freak

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>my response changes nothing you said

lol this guy gets it

Remove your dick-pocket

Grasping at straws...

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Because there is irrefutable scientific evidence that says that circumcision severely damages the nerves of the penis and reduces pleasure and stimulation.

Why do you cutlets try to rationalize your mutilated, chopped up cocks so bad to the rest of the world? I'm sorry it happened to you but don;t live in denial your whole life

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But what about all the foreskin sex nerves?? How can they activate all retracted.

this

What are you fifteen

>muh nerve endings

you also have tons of nerve endings in your armpits and feet but does tickling feel good? no. just because you think you can "feel more" doesnt make it better. If you didnt feel so inferior you wouldnt try and shill your nasty uncivilized penis all the time.

>cucumbers: were better!
>shiny knobs: are not
>cucumbers: see knobs are always rationalizing!

Wow lol

Oh look, it's a mongrel. I mean an amerimutt

>having lips causes bacteria to grow in your mouth so we better cut them off
This is what cut fags actually believe

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>Grasping at straws
>dick thread

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>Completely ignores all evidence and attempts to sidestep
>assumes I made every single other argument against circumcision in this thread
>assumes I started this argument
>"lol no u" response

nice, I just got btfo'd there

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They're on my shaft bro. My foreskin is still there only covers my head if flaccid. Basically means all my forekin and nerves with it feel that wet pussy sliding.

I think we are talking about penises.

Where did the uncircumcised man touch you user?

>Imagine you're out with a girl all day and she tries to give you head
can you?

And whats it like without?

Do circumcised Americans understand that this is a Jewish thing, I mean for real?

Are most circumcised Americans Jewish?

Is there circumcised Americans who's not Jewish?

Why are Americans so stupid and indoctrinated by the jews after ww2?

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Source

At least you can admit it

/thread

The reason circumcision became popular was in the early 1900's doctors said it would keep us from masturbating. Wasnt till later on that STDs much more known about that they started saying uncircumsized are more likely to get STDs, which is false. So yeah, that's why u cut bois need lube or end up with dried out ducks and dont feel as much. I guess mission success kinda.

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>no fun for the girl
Found the virgin

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Do you not know what an analogy is?

use sluts

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Bruh most of them dont even know why they just do it. Thankfully it's dying out here in the states.

you dont, you let me clean it with my tongue.

I understand that when I was born at least, my doctor did a really good job and the one uncircumcised kid in highschool would not shower after gym.

Extent of my experience. Its has always worked fine for me and I do not feel cheated. I hope my foreskin has gone on to make the best dorito flavor powder the world has known

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Is it anything like drama?

It's older than that, it's from the Victorian because people thought it'd keep boys from jerking it.

more smegma cocks pls

>I hope my foreskin has gone on to make the best dorito flavor powder the world has known
This user wins the internet for today.

>foreskin increases the chance of stds
>joos would never pretend to shill the opposite of their true intent in order to trick people, honest folks that they are

You do know Jewish tradition vastly predates the Victorian era, right?

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I'M A MUTILATED FREAK. YAY!

Yeah, but the Victorians were Christians.

If you're not American, you're irrelevant. America is number one, and all of you angry and entitled dick cheeses need to promptly swallow a 9mm

Let the butthurt flow through you, you are one with the butthurt

You got any proof of that?

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Enjoy you're mutilated dick schlomo

It's ok buddy... let it all out

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Angry that you're parents didnt love you enough to cut your peepee? Angry that girls laugh at your disgusting skin flap and dick cheese? It seems like it

>Be me
>Cutlet
>Pic related

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Wouldn't be able to jerk off properly, would really suck since a lot of feeling is in my foreskin.

There's something wrong with you people, and it's just a matter of time before it's fixed
@dannyocoulson
alignable.com/aledo-tx/coulson-and-associates

Woah there user! Looks like you caught your limit of fish today. Good job son.

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Subtlness motherfuckers, can you do it?

I AM A MUTILATED FREAK. YAY.

you moron, you're right but most of us don't have a choice

our parents made it for us at birth and we've never known anything else

No I mean what is it actually like?

American whites. All the minorities have to clean for them, wipe their ass, raise their kids fuck their wives. That's what they pay us for. Fuck it. They are almost extinct.

Doesn't stops me from having fun even tho im cut.

the thing is, maybe it feels better, but I'll never know what is "better".

we can compare this to let's say a pig farm, pigs that has never seen the light of day just doesn't know what it is so it doesnt matter in the end.

Also there's plenty of ways to be more sensitive down there. Stop masturbating feriously, use lube/saliva to jerk, wear bamboo boxers so it does not irritate your skin, etc.

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All of you molerat/dick cheeses are just feeling those repressed emotions from your teenager years when the girls laughed at your completely unnecessary skin flap infested with smegma

Inb4 one side pretends to be both sides oops too late

I WAS CUT AT BIRTH AND BEEN A MUTILATED FREAK EVER SINCE. YAY!

But we will never be able to rise to the position of gods chosen cucumber dick people, woe. Why live.

White Americans master race. It's obvious you arent, so you're irrelevant.

Are you retarded?

The races will prevail.

>be american
>get shot
>tip waiter for only 20% of meal
>get shot
>get penis mutilated as a baby by Dr. Goldstien
>"don't worry goy, it's much easier to clean this way"
>go home
>get shot by negro
>"fuck you whitey, you owe me reparations"
>get mugged
>get to business and find out Asian bought me out
>go home and turn on TV
>get told how evil white men are
>hate self
>watch as tax dollars pay for Israel's defense
>watch own kids get mowed down in 5th school shooting this week
>get sick
>can't afford healthcare
>tip doctor
>get told my megachurch that it's my fault all this happened and I didn't pray hard enough to become prosperous
>go buy gun
>tip gun store owner
>get shot on way home
>get home and shoot self

AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE. YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS OF US
USA! USA! USA!

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BUT I AM A MUTILATED FREAK WITH PRIDE THOUGH! IM PROUD OF MY DRY COCK

What do you mean?

it also helps to prevent lots of diseases

there's plenty of good, not religion-related reasons to circumscise your penis.

Its a price to pay in exchange for an overall better quality of life.

Also i don't see where the issue is, it just makes two types of dicks so more to choose from? Its like having big or small pussy lips.

Where's the fucking issue with cut and uncut dicks? Both looks fine and both have good reasons to exist.

There is only one group of people who can be called a race, and its white Americans. All the rest are niggers, sandniggers, or commieniggers. Just a bunch of fucking animals.

With a wash cloth, Dial soap and hot water in the shower like my mom showed me when i
was 4yrs old.

Not everyone does this...?

You do sound pretty jealous

Then it should be a choice you can make no earlier than age 13. It should NOT be legal to force it on babies before they can consent to permanent body modification

I DON'T HAVE FORESKIN! YAY!

9mm? like, beans?

One of them definitely does not look fine, js

>with the worst soap ever invented, obviously

I HAVE A REALLY DRY FORESKINLESS COCK. UNTIL THE DAY I DIE YAY!

Like transitioning?

Unrelated, but yes, that too.

Samefagging hard, its almost like you're having a mental breakdown or something

They both look good if you take care of it.

Or else its either dry skin or smegma.

It actually gets all slimy wet when you rub on it, try it out you won't be disappointed

>antibacterial deodorant soap is is the worst

Then fix the entirely more mentally changing process first, and we will discuss valid procedures for hygeine purposes second

That opinion may be biased

I'm not black but I know it would suck

Just dial. You are killing your wing wang.

>he knows

My apologies nostradamus

That I agree

I wanted to be uncut but I had no choice, tho I understand my parents decision.

I wont force circumscision on my kids, its up to them to decide.

For your glans, yeah. It's like how girls aren't supposed to wash with soap up in their vag, it's mucosal tissue and constant soap can fuck it up. You probably have a dry knob even though you're intact

MOMMA SAID I HAD TO GET DAT FORESKIN CUT OFF CAUSE IT WAS WEIRD. NOW I ROCKS ME A DRY COCK FOR YEARS YAY!

So the only way to know things is to do them first hand? Because based off your logic this is the case...

You can fix both at the same time m8. Most human brains are capable of handling more than one task at a time.

Apology accepted. No more outburst from your peasant mouth

Then it should be easy to do the one first

It is almost like you get it but you still sound sarcastic

ITT: jew controlled soibois try to convince themselves they weren't mercilessly mutilated as defenseless babies
not everything is in your power anons.

I GOT A DRY CUT WRINKLING CALLOUSED COCK WOO HOO! AMERICA MEDICAL SYSTEM!

ITT jews tell themselves that they win, therefore it is so

Definitely, you can like one but not the other.
What im trying to say is if you dont take care of it it just looks worst.

Pics like this:
Are just retarded, when comparing you take best of both, or worst of both. its like comparing a normal log with Andysix chunky's special log.

All right would you drink poison since you dont know first hand it'll kill you? Swim with crocs? People study tuings, people tell us things. And we learn things. Now you know, pal.

Oh okay. Agreed

the one on the right looks cute, and that"s not a compliment

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I would not drink poison since I do not know that it WON'T kill me, same for crocs.

You are just spinning the story to your perspective

I GOT A CUT COCK WOOOOOO I CRY MYSELF TO BED EVERYNIGHT KNOWING THE AMERICAN DOCS SAVED ME FROM STDS CHEESE SEMGMA AND KDFJSLA;DFJKASLFD;

The jews really got you, didn't they?

This must be bait.

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Foreskins, now in tear flavor

CUT COCKS UNITE... JUST DON'T TOUCH MINE... CAUSE... NO HOMO

>sensible posts are bait and bait is sensible posting haha chaos!

Yee

I'm glad to hear that

This guy gets how important the whole debate on cut or uncut dick is.

It doesnt fucking matters.

good on you m8.
Give them the choice to do what they want with their bodies

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Wasnt bait, im just tired of seeing cut or uncut threads every day on b.

People go berserk on such stupid debate.

Just take care of your pepe and it'll look good.
Let your kids decide if they want to be cut or uncut, both are fine.

Here you go, problem fixed.

Getting OP to call himself stupid is an accomplishment

How do you feel about your parents after doing it to you? Do you still love them?

Will you mutilate your sons dick or will you let him choose if want do it when he gets older?

Any idea of how many American men that have had their dick cut?

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NINE

ELEVEN

check this out faggots I'm 1.5 months into my circumcision at 28yo (certified oldfag) and il tell you shit makes no real difference for fucking. before I got cut I fucked around 40 different chicks and 3 guys and never recieved anything but praise for my awesome cock...about half of those had no experience with forskin before me. my gf of 5 years doesnt care either way shes just happy my cocks back to fully functional.

only the most insecure little faggots are worried about their cocks compared to others, shit really does not matter (unless you're a tiny boy)

Just when you think he isnt going to make it king turd of shit mountain shows up

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Literally just answered all those questions.

About americans tho,
I don't care, what's done is done, lets just make a better future for our kids. Just gotta learn from other's mistakes.

>assuming my kid's gender

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Troll or not these people are real. They will fight tooth and nail to try to convince you to mutilate a defenceless babies penis. For what? So they don't have to clean it? Cause they think their son will have down syndrome or something and won't clean his fucking cock off every time he showers? Absolutely insane, I really can't believe some people can be so incredibly ignorant.

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>watch out people out there have opinions

Scary times

>mfw uncut
Never gotten this shit on my dick ever, maybe it's the daily fapping but, fuck, that shit looks nasty.
How does that even happen ?

Or yenno, just clean yourself

This. You'd have to be retarded to not know how to clean your dick.

gross

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Take a damn shower already

Underrated post. Still giggling

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Probably from leaving it in its little skin purse too long

I love the smell of cock cheese tbh