You’re in the club and this guy slaps your girl’s ass, what do Yea Forums? Keep in mind, he’s 6’6” 270 lbs

You’re in the club and this guy slaps your girl’s ass, what do Yea Forums? Keep in mind, he’s 6’6” 270 lbs

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He's black so it's legal to just shoot him.

F-5 him

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not today ma nigga

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Punch him in his Mandingo dick...total equalizer

I'd slap his ass, and generally make him uncomfortable

Fpbp

lets be honest

I would act indignant, and be like "what the hell man", and then maybe tell the staff

but I would secretly hope he didn't escalate to a fight, because realistically he could kick the shit out of me

I am 200 lbs but 270 is too much extra mass, no way I would stand a chance.

its a nigger, i think i will get the gun from the car and shoot him...

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same lol im 215 and 6'1" and fuck that

I'll call the giga nigga to slap his ass

Befriend him for he has magical powers to grant me gf at the cost of him slapping her ass.

Well I am a mantlet with some training so I wouldn’t fight that gigganigga. But there is nothing wrong with stockpiling narcotics even if you don’t use them. When he’s not looking spike him with lsd and laxatives. A lot of lsd and laxatives sure I had to step away from the fight but he is the one shitting and tripping balls.

If it fails atleast you got laid right?

I lol’d out loud

Well I'm 6'2, 220 with a fair bit of training......... So I'd slink away home crying and make a nigger hate thread to make myself feel better

my gf used to be a club bouncer so I'd let her throw him out herself

That is literally how a lot of porn starts so good luck lol

Ask the girl to press rape charges as well as assault, get him in prison, get him a criminal and rapist record, ensure he doesn't have a future. Done.

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female bouncers...

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I’m going to rape your girlfriend then you

Well, I'm 190lb. So I'd be more than keen to throw down. He's gonna catch these hands. And get my shin across his face.

would never go to the club with my girl shit always ends in trouble

I’m going to rape you as well once I make some shitty chloroform that will probably kill more brain cells than anything

ask him kindly if he would be so nice to fuck my girl really hard right in front of me and make her cum then jizz all over her face. Pay him a hundo for his service and lick his superior niggercream of her face.

what a f retarded question , u already know the obvious answer!

Use king crimson and pull down his pants and laugh at him